Bootleg Christmas Book volume 1
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Naruto › Yaoi - Male/Male
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Naruto › Yaoi - Male/Male
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Adult ++
Chapters:
7
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Forest Love
Yaoilover S: Merry Christmas to everyone who likes GaaraNaru
Naruto: this chapter will be a little short
Yaoiloverclasue: anyway, this story is slightly corny and haves a lot of spelling errors. You have been warned!
Naruto: Why do I have to be with Panda man?
Yaoilover S: because he needs some foxy-action, say so, I didn’t give him much action, and the fans voted for him! And plus... I know you like him!
Naruto: yeah right you crazy ass bitch-!
Yaoiloverclause: :slams Naruto head in a pile of snow: die! Just die!
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Present 6. Forest Love
Naruto was walking down the streets of Konoha on Christmas night. He was carrying two bags of groceries from the market since he ran out of food for his Christmas dinner. No, he’s not having company over and no; he’s not going to a Christmas party. He’s just having Christmas dinner by himself. No one knows why he celebrated holidays by himself. His teammates never ask because every Christmas morning, or any holiday morning, they always get together and do their activities together. This year his team went to the snow festival where he and Sasuke got into a fight, Sakura and many other girls were rejected by Sasuke ten times, and Naruto got tied up on a tree by Kakashi because he tried to take his book away.
Naruto smiled at today’s memory. ‘If only they weren’t busy right now…’ the blonde smiled to himself as he started walking faster. When Naruto was a block away from his house, it started snowing. Naruto looked up at the sky, it looked so beautiful with all of the falling light ice that melts when you touch it. Snow falling is light here in Konoha so the temperature wasn’t a problem but that doesn’t mean that it wouldn’t cover everything it sees. Naruto stomach growled loudly, he blushed in embarrassment and started walking once more. The sooner he gets home the sooner his stomach with shut up.
Just as Naruto was going to make a run for his apartment so he wouldn’t slip on any ice (Yaoiloverclause: what an idiot), he bumped into someone. Naruto staggered back a little, he was happy that he managed not drop his bags. He then looked down to see whom he bumped into. His eyes widened as the looked at Gaara’s red hair. “Gaara? What are you doing here?” he asked as he took a step back.
Gaara stood up and looked at Naruto. “I came here for the festival with Kankuro and Temari,”
‘I didn’t see them there…’ Naruto tilted his head. “Oh. Um... where are Temari and Kankuro?”
Gaara shrugged.
‘So much help that did’ the blonde sighed. “…Well…since it’s snowing and it’s obvious that you have nowhere to go, you can stay with me for dinner and I’ll help you look for them tomorrow,” Naruto smiled.
Gaara paused before he nodded. So now the two boys headed towards Naruto’s apartment.
In Naruto’s apartment…
Naruto opened the door while Gaara held his bags. “Well at least it’s easier for me to get in without dropping the bags,” Naruto smiled as he and Gaara walked in.
“You can put the bags on the table,” Naruto said as he closed the door.
Gaara put the bags on the table and sat on a near by chair.
Naruto emptied out the bag and put the food away. Naruto then turned to Gaara. “Um, I’m making dinner right now, what would you like to eat?”
Gaara shrugged.
“Well at least give me some subjections!” Naruto pouted.
“Anything but sweets,” Gaara said as he closed his eyes.
Naruto puffed his cheeks before turning back around to start cooking.
After an fifteen minuets…
Naruto put out the last flame and sat down by Gaara. “How the hell can you make a fire with ramen and beef?!”
Gaara still kept his eyes closed.
Naruto glared at the red head. ‘He could at least helped me instead of sitting there and watch my kitchen burn to the ground!’
Gaara noticed the new bloodlust in this room. He opened his eyes and looked at Naruto. “Is there something wrong?”
Naruto flinched before he glared at Gaara. “You could’ve helped me put the fire out!”
“You're the one that started the fire and if the fire was life treating then I would’ve helped but the fire only burned your stove,” Gaara said as he crossed his arms.
Naruto was about to say something when he remembered about the dinner. “Kuso!” he yelled as he ran to the stove.
Naruto checked the food and smiled. “Wow, even though it caught on fire it looks pretty good!”
Gaara slightly smiled and closed his eyes.
Naruto came over to the table carrying two plates. “They might be a little burned but they look really good!”
Gaara eyed the plate before separating his chopsticks. He then picked up some chunks and ate it. Naruto was leaning over his seat wondering if Gaara liked it or not. When Gaara took another bite Naruto smiled and started eating.
After dinner…
“I’m full!” Naruto sighed as he leaned back against his chair.
Gaara looked at the blonde. “I want a napkin,”
“Yeah, yeah don't be a baby about it” Naruto said as he got up and fetch a few napkins. He then handed Gaara a napkin and set the rest next to him. “So do you want some more?” Naruto asked as he pointed at the pot.
“No.”
“So, was it good?”
“No.”
“What?! Then why did you eat it all?” Naruto yelled as he slammed his hand on the table.
Gaara shrugged.
“So you don’t like my cooking?” Naruto asked as he slumped over the table.
Gaara blinked before he looked out the near by window.
Naruto was getting really annoyed. “Okay then…what do you want to do now?”
Gaara looked at Naruto, Naruto looked at Gaara, and the snow continued falling.
Naruto got up and walked around the table so that he was facing the red head. “Look, I know you never experienced anything about being nice and all but can you at least say what you want to do?!”
"I am noting but a guest, the host usually comes up with the activities and even if I suggested an activity, I would hate it after ten minuets," Gaara said as he looked up at the pissed blonde.
"Hmmm, do you want to scared my neighbors?"
"No."
"Play with kids?"
"No."
"Terrorize the Hokage?"
"No."
"How about we...um...play in the snow?" Naruto said as he smiled brightly.
Gaara just stared at the blonde before he answered. "No-"
"Aw come one Gaara-kun! Let's go!" Naruto said as he grabbed Gaara's hands, dragged the sand-nin outside, and they headed out to the hill Shikamaru like to hang out at.
When they finally got there, Naruto looked at Gaara and smiled. Gaara's face turned light pink and squeezed Naruto's hand. Naruto tensed for a second, he then let go of the boy's hand and pushed him down the hill.
Gaara was caught off guard when he realized that he was rolling down a steep hill. He could feel the snow covering him with each tumble until...
Thumb
A tree stopped him in his tracks. Gaara rubs his head before looking up to the blonde. But he didn't see him on the top of the hill. He looked around until he heard something from above. And there was Naruto, falling...towards him.
"GAARAAAAAAAAAAA!" Naruto called loudly as he collided with the poor teen.
The next thing Gaara knew, Naruto was on top of him, his head was on his chest and their legs were tangled. Naruto lifted his head and grinned. "That was really fun! Wanna do it again?"
Gaara punched Naruto off and dusted himself off. "If you ever do that again, I'll kill you,"
Naruto pouted as he crossed his arms. "You're no fun!"
"And you're annoying,"
"You're a jack ass!"
"And you're dumb,"
Naruto growled as he grabbed a clog of snow and threw it at Gaara but Gaara stepped away. Gaara smirked as he started walking toward Naruto. Naruto didn't know what Gaara was going to do so he started making quick snowballs and threw then at Gaara while trying to crawl away. A few hit Gaara but they only hit his stomach and lower.
Naruto was about to throw another snowball when Gaara stopped him by grabbing his wrist. 'How did he get here so fast-?' but before Naruto could finish his thought, Gaara pinned him to the ground. "Yaaaaaaa! Gaara! Let me go!" Naruto yelled as he tried to escape the sand-nin's grasp.
Gaara smirked before he leaned down and brushed his lips against Naruto’s, "No, I prefer to stay this way."
Naruto's face glowed as Gaara kissed him. He then put his hands on Gaara's chest and pushes him off. "Gaara!"
Gaara landed about a foot away from Naruto. Naruto glared at the boy and started yelling. "WE CAN'T DO THOSE THINGS! ESPECIALLY HERE!"
"...You're right," the red head said before he got up and flung Naruto over his shoulder. "Lets go back," he said as he started walking up the hill.
"Hey! That's not what I meant you pervert! Stop! Stop right now or you'll be in a world of pain!
Back at Naruto's apartment...
"Let me goooooo!" Naruto yelled as he kicked Gaara.
Gaara sighed as he opened the door and entered the room. He then went to the bedroom and dumped Naruto on the bed. Naruto scrambled to his knees before he started throwing his pillow and cloths at Gaara.
Gaara quickly grabbed Naruto's wrist. "What is it now?"
Naruto eyes widened before he puffed his cheeks, "You can't just kiss someone like you own them!"
"Why?"
"Because that's not proper and that will make the person really mad!" Naruto yelled.
"Fine," Gaara said as he let go of Naruto’s wrists, he then leaned forward and whispered, "Can I kiss you?"
Naruto nodded, "Yes, now that's more like it-!"
As soon as Gaara heard a "yes" he quickly took the blonde's lips. When he pulled away, Naruto blushed and put a pillow over his head. "Warn me next time,"
Gaara smirked before he lay by Naruto and stroked the blonde locks. "Can I stay here for the night?"
Naruto uncovered himself and smiled softly, "Yeah," he said before he closed his eyes.
Little did Naruto know that Gaara doesn't sleep. So what's a sand-nin to do? Watch his little crush sleep of course.
And that's just what he did...
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Yaoiloverclause: I was thinking of putting a lemon in this story but once again I didn't see enough GaaraNaru to inspire me…:sigh: and plus I think I'll kill myself now for this crappy ending.
Naruto: I don't like you!
Yaoiloverclause: Oh you're just saying that because I ate your ramen. And it was the best ramen I ever had
Naruto: die! :Tackles Yaoic:
Yaoiloverclause: oh hell no you little- :starts fighting:
:Just then the Kyuubi popped out of Naruto's stomach and waved:
Kyuubi: On to the last present! :Joins fight:
Naruto: this chapter will be a little short
Yaoiloverclasue: anyway, this story is slightly corny and haves a lot of spelling errors. You have been warned!
Naruto: Why do I have to be with Panda man?
Yaoilover S: because he needs some foxy-action, say so, I didn’t give him much action, and the fans voted for him! And plus... I know you like him!
Naruto: yeah right you crazy ass bitch-!
Yaoiloverclause: :slams Naruto head in a pile of snow: die! Just die!
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Present 6. Forest Love
Naruto was walking down the streets of Konoha on Christmas night. He was carrying two bags of groceries from the market since he ran out of food for his Christmas dinner. No, he’s not having company over and no; he’s not going to a Christmas party. He’s just having Christmas dinner by himself. No one knows why he celebrated holidays by himself. His teammates never ask because every Christmas morning, or any holiday morning, they always get together and do their activities together. This year his team went to the snow festival where he and Sasuke got into a fight, Sakura and many other girls were rejected by Sasuke ten times, and Naruto got tied up on a tree by Kakashi because he tried to take his book away.
Naruto smiled at today’s memory. ‘If only they weren’t busy right now…’ the blonde smiled to himself as he started walking faster. When Naruto was a block away from his house, it started snowing. Naruto looked up at the sky, it looked so beautiful with all of the falling light ice that melts when you touch it. Snow falling is light here in Konoha so the temperature wasn’t a problem but that doesn’t mean that it wouldn’t cover everything it sees. Naruto stomach growled loudly, he blushed in embarrassment and started walking once more. The sooner he gets home the sooner his stomach with shut up.
Just as Naruto was going to make a run for his apartment so he wouldn’t slip on any ice (Yaoiloverclause: what an idiot), he bumped into someone. Naruto staggered back a little, he was happy that he managed not drop his bags. He then looked down to see whom he bumped into. His eyes widened as the looked at Gaara’s red hair. “Gaara? What are you doing here?” he asked as he took a step back.
Gaara stood up and looked at Naruto. “I came here for the festival with Kankuro and Temari,”
‘I didn’t see them there…’ Naruto tilted his head. “Oh. Um... where are Temari and Kankuro?”
Gaara shrugged.
‘So much help that did’ the blonde sighed. “…Well…since it’s snowing and it’s obvious that you have nowhere to go, you can stay with me for dinner and I’ll help you look for them tomorrow,” Naruto smiled.
Gaara paused before he nodded. So now the two boys headed towards Naruto’s apartment.
In Naruto’s apartment…
Naruto opened the door while Gaara held his bags. “Well at least it’s easier for me to get in without dropping the bags,” Naruto smiled as he and Gaara walked in.
“You can put the bags on the table,” Naruto said as he closed the door.
Gaara put the bags on the table and sat on a near by chair.
Naruto emptied out the bag and put the food away. Naruto then turned to Gaara. “Um, I’m making dinner right now, what would you like to eat?”
Gaara shrugged.
“Well at least give me some subjections!” Naruto pouted.
“Anything but sweets,” Gaara said as he closed his eyes.
Naruto puffed his cheeks before turning back around to start cooking.
After an fifteen minuets…
Naruto put out the last flame and sat down by Gaara. “How the hell can you make a fire with ramen and beef?!”
Gaara still kept his eyes closed.
Naruto glared at the red head. ‘He could at least helped me instead of sitting there and watch my kitchen burn to the ground!’
Gaara noticed the new bloodlust in this room. He opened his eyes and looked at Naruto. “Is there something wrong?”
Naruto flinched before he glared at Gaara. “You could’ve helped me put the fire out!”
“You're the one that started the fire and if the fire was life treating then I would’ve helped but the fire only burned your stove,” Gaara said as he crossed his arms.
Naruto was about to say something when he remembered about the dinner. “Kuso!” he yelled as he ran to the stove.
Naruto checked the food and smiled. “Wow, even though it caught on fire it looks pretty good!”
Gaara slightly smiled and closed his eyes.
Naruto came over to the table carrying two plates. “They might be a little burned but they look really good!”
Gaara eyed the plate before separating his chopsticks. He then picked up some chunks and ate it. Naruto was leaning over his seat wondering if Gaara liked it or not. When Gaara took another bite Naruto smiled and started eating.
After dinner…
“I’m full!” Naruto sighed as he leaned back against his chair.
Gaara looked at the blonde. “I want a napkin,”
“Yeah, yeah don't be a baby about it” Naruto said as he got up and fetch a few napkins. He then handed Gaara a napkin and set the rest next to him. “So do you want some more?” Naruto asked as he pointed at the pot.
“No.”
“So, was it good?”
“No.”
“What?! Then why did you eat it all?” Naruto yelled as he slammed his hand on the table.
Gaara shrugged.
“So you don’t like my cooking?” Naruto asked as he slumped over the table.
Gaara blinked before he looked out the near by window.
Naruto was getting really annoyed. “Okay then…what do you want to do now?”
Gaara looked at Naruto, Naruto looked at Gaara, and the snow continued falling.
Naruto got up and walked around the table so that he was facing the red head. “Look, I know you never experienced anything about being nice and all but can you at least say what you want to do?!”
"I am noting but a guest, the host usually comes up with the activities and even if I suggested an activity, I would hate it after ten minuets," Gaara said as he looked up at the pissed blonde.
"Hmmm, do you want to scared my neighbors?"
"No."
"Play with kids?"
"No."
"Terrorize the Hokage?"
"No."
"How about we...um...play in the snow?" Naruto said as he smiled brightly.
Gaara just stared at the blonde before he answered. "No-"
"Aw come one Gaara-kun! Let's go!" Naruto said as he grabbed Gaara's hands, dragged the sand-nin outside, and they headed out to the hill Shikamaru like to hang out at.
When they finally got there, Naruto looked at Gaara and smiled. Gaara's face turned light pink and squeezed Naruto's hand. Naruto tensed for a second, he then let go of the boy's hand and pushed him down the hill.
Gaara was caught off guard when he realized that he was rolling down a steep hill. He could feel the snow covering him with each tumble until...
Thumb
A tree stopped him in his tracks. Gaara rubs his head before looking up to the blonde. But he didn't see him on the top of the hill. He looked around until he heard something from above. And there was Naruto, falling...towards him.
"GAARAAAAAAAAAAA!" Naruto called loudly as he collided with the poor teen.
The next thing Gaara knew, Naruto was on top of him, his head was on his chest and their legs were tangled. Naruto lifted his head and grinned. "That was really fun! Wanna do it again?"
Gaara punched Naruto off and dusted himself off. "If you ever do that again, I'll kill you,"
Naruto pouted as he crossed his arms. "You're no fun!"
"And you're annoying,"
"You're a jack ass!"
"And you're dumb,"
Naruto growled as he grabbed a clog of snow and threw it at Gaara but Gaara stepped away. Gaara smirked as he started walking toward Naruto. Naruto didn't know what Gaara was going to do so he started making quick snowballs and threw then at Gaara while trying to crawl away. A few hit Gaara but they only hit his stomach and lower.
Naruto was about to throw another snowball when Gaara stopped him by grabbing his wrist. 'How did he get here so fast-?' but before Naruto could finish his thought, Gaara pinned him to the ground. "Yaaaaaaa! Gaara! Let me go!" Naruto yelled as he tried to escape the sand-nin's grasp.
Gaara smirked before he leaned down and brushed his lips against Naruto’s, "No, I prefer to stay this way."
Naruto's face glowed as Gaara kissed him. He then put his hands on Gaara's chest and pushes him off. "Gaara!"
Gaara landed about a foot away from Naruto. Naruto glared at the boy and started yelling. "WE CAN'T DO THOSE THINGS! ESPECIALLY HERE!"
"...You're right," the red head said before he got up and flung Naruto over his shoulder. "Lets go back," he said as he started walking up the hill.
"Hey! That's not what I meant you pervert! Stop! Stop right now or you'll be in a world of pain!
Back at Naruto's apartment...
"Let me goooooo!" Naruto yelled as he kicked Gaara.
Gaara sighed as he opened the door and entered the room. He then went to the bedroom and dumped Naruto on the bed. Naruto scrambled to his knees before he started throwing his pillow and cloths at Gaara.
Gaara quickly grabbed Naruto's wrist. "What is it now?"
Naruto eyes widened before he puffed his cheeks, "You can't just kiss someone like you own them!"
"Why?"
"Because that's not proper and that will make the person really mad!" Naruto yelled.
"Fine," Gaara said as he let go of Naruto’s wrists, he then leaned forward and whispered, "Can I kiss you?"
Naruto nodded, "Yes, now that's more like it-!"
As soon as Gaara heard a "yes" he quickly took the blonde's lips. When he pulled away, Naruto blushed and put a pillow over his head. "Warn me next time,"
Gaara smirked before he lay by Naruto and stroked the blonde locks. "Can I stay here for the night?"
Naruto uncovered himself and smiled softly, "Yeah," he said before he closed his eyes.
Little did Naruto know that Gaara doesn't sleep. So what's a sand-nin to do? Watch his little crush sleep of course.
And that's just what he did...
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Yaoiloverclause: I was thinking of putting a lemon in this story but once again I didn't see enough GaaraNaru to inspire me…:sigh: and plus I think I'll kill myself now for this crappy ending.
Naruto: I don't like you!
Yaoiloverclause: Oh you're just saying that because I ate your ramen. And it was the best ramen I ever had
Naruto: die! :Tackles Yaoic:
Yaoiloverclause: oh hell no you little- :starts fighting:
:Just then the Kyuubi popped out of Naruto's stomach and waved:
Kyuubi: On to the last present! :Joins fight: