Gamble

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“Would you like some candy little boy?”
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Gamble

Uchiha Sasuke was a persistent bastard. But I am Uzumaki Naruto and only I can get through Sasuke’s fingers.

Like water!

I’m sneaky like a fox, or a ninja or something. I’m agile like, that smooth, sheik, speed machines we call cars. To top it off, I’m just plain sexy.

I don’t know how I got through today either. Thursday had been the easiest day of my life. I mean really, we (meaning Gaara and I) paraded around like mascots then made out in front of the whole school.

The only thing is I don’t understand why I did it. I know I said I’d give the school a show but shoving my tongue in another guy’s mouth was not part of the plan.

But god was it ever hot.

No! No, it was only hot because I was imagining a fiery goddess in front of me with a magnificent body, who strangely smelt like Gaara. Those dry rough lips of Gaara rubbing against mine, his tongue gliding across the seam of my lips begging for entrance that I would surely give.

Only, because I was acting and Uzumaki Naruto is a good actor.

I will point out to you though on my return back to my original dorm room I washed my mouth out with mouth wash for a good solid hour. I do not kiss men and enjoy it after all. I kiss lovely ladies and enjoy it. I kiss cute ladies and enjoy it. I kiss voluptuous women and enjoy it. I kiss pretty boys and absolutely don’t enjoy it.

Well Thursday night I decided, privately that I’d go back and sleep with Rock Lee. Not with him, with him, I’m not a slut. I meant you know, our shared dorm, sleeping in separate beds, like ones that aren’t attached.

Today had been… uncomfortable.

The sort of uncomfortable that you get from really long awkward silences or someone touching you someplace you don’t really want to be touched.

On Fridays I get the wonderful thing known as double spares. Meaning I get to sleep in until 12 o’clock if I suited my fancy. As you might have guessed that is exactly how I spent my Fridays.

Usually.

Today on the other hand I got up at the crack of dawn, hauled ass and made tail to the library, a place that has never been christened with the feet of Uzumaki Naruto. I had homework to do, honest.

Alright, I was hiding from Uchiha Sasuke. I mean really, he comes to my room at 6 in the morning one day I only assumed he’d try again and with the look he gave me yesterday. He wouldn’t be very happy today. It also meant he wouldn’t be very happy at the party tomorrow either.

Heck, I didn’t want to see Sasuke for a very, very long time. But he had to stick to the truth. Sasuke was very good at persuasion, finding people and apparently at betting. It was my mission to stay as far away from him as possible.

And if I had to forsake myself and my reputation by entering the library I was damn well going to do it. I then spent the next two hours in said library actually doing homework. I did math homework, god forbid I did algebra. Well I also managed to find this nifty little book in between two other larger books. Who knew our library secretly held wonderful things such as dirty manga. Whoever planted it there was my hero for just this hour. I sure as hell wasn’t going to pick up my pencil and do history now was I?

At lunch I snuck off to a corner of the school and stole food from Chouji while he wasn’t looking. Of course when half your fries are gone before you have even reached them you tend to get suspicious. He just had to assume that it was me too. You won’t believe how quick the guy is when his foods in danger. He sprang up like a spring and took off after me like a bat out of hell and I ran away with my tail between my legs. But being the ingenious man I am I made a U-turn in the hallway quicker then he could blink, ran back to his MacDonald’s bag, nabbed it, and was gone before he could even start yelling at me.

I mean really, what are friends for?

Man, it was the best MacDonald’s ever too. The man really knows how to order quality food! Well that or the people just know him so well and he gives them basically their whole gross monthly incomes.

Thankfully, all my classes in the afternoon were Sasuke-less. I got to just; you know listen, and learn. But you translated that perfectly didn’t you? I doodled and went off into a place I like to call ‘Uzumaki Naruto’s land of higher learning and better function!’ Guest starring today: Happy Chocolate Bunny!

Well by the end of the day I had been educated through history and science. I learned the wonderful inner workings of milk chocolate. I also learned how to block out that little train station in the corner of my thoughts labeled ‘gutter’. But Happy Chocolate Bunny had indeed tried to board it several times, and each time I got a nice long look at Chocolate covered, seductive looking, sexy Sasuke and friends. That should be a show, maybe I’ll mail Fox in my next attempt at blackmail.

They’ll make millions!

Then again the fan clubs would then double and bring forth some sort of earthy phenomena. Screaming girls begging for sex, guys screaming to give blowjobs, straight guys being turned, and I’d be stuck in the middle. The personal blockade for the unearthly sex gods that probably force you to transcend space and time in the orgasms they invoke upon you.

That just brought back another question. Why the hell wasn’t I on the list of highly popular oozing sex icons in this establishment? It wasn’t bloody fair! I mean I’m sexy! Who can’t resist my golden blonde unruly locks? That I should have cut months ago but never got around to it, and now it hung around my face messily. Like the guy in the legend, Yondaime.

And everyone knew he was a sexy guy.

Not to mention I have a damn sexy body, not that I like flaunting it or anything. For some reason I was blessed with weird ass genetics. I sort of have broad shoulders, but my frame wasn't overly bulky, but I am still hard packed muscle all the way. I’m thin too, but not too thin never gained weight. I still can’t understand that one.

Well that’s beside the point, I was talking about my day not my body. As long as you’re aware that I’m sexy then I’m peachy keen.

Actually I have nothing more to tell you about my day because we have somehow caught up with the present.

Running back towards my dorm as fast as my legs could move, I flung the door open and heard a very feminine screech from inside.

“Did I interrupt something Lee?” Looking around the room I noticed there was no woman in sight. That could only mean one thing. “That was you? Jesus, you scream like a girl!”

I was then faced with a blushing Lee. That was really clashing on his green spandex.

“You, um, just surprised me, Naruto.” He looked away and then went back to packing his suitcase.

“Oi, why are you packing?” I looked around the room and noticed that it was actually fairly clean. All his stuff was located in suitcases or boxes.

“I’m going on a trip with Gai-sensei for the long weekend. He’s going to show me these really cool martial arts training grounds.” I nodded my head and got the clothes I needed for work.

“I hope you have fun Lee, then again I can’t see possibly how that could be fun. Well at least you’re not moving out of here and forcing someone else to room with me.” I smiled as I pulled the white and red work shirt over my head.

“Actually Naruto, next semester I’m helping out Gai-sensei so I won’t be your roommate anymore. I told you that last week, you weren’t even listening were you?” I looked over my shoulder to see him looking at me.

“I can’t recall…” I put on a shy smile and began to undo my pants. “So who’s coming to live with my charming self?” I pulled on the black pants and turned to look at Lee.

“I can’t believe you sometimes, you have the attention span of a goldfish.” Lee shook his head but smiled. “He’s a new kid, transfer from what I heard from sensei. I don’t know much about him.” Lee shrugged and went back to packing.

“Well whatever, I’ll just have to find out. Oh and by the way, I have the span of a super amazing goldfish, thank you very much.” I slapped him on the back of his head and smiled. “I’ll see you when you get back then, I’m off to work.”

“Bye Naruto!” I heard as the door shut behind me. Looking down the hall I sprinted for my life to work. I could have sworn I saw a rooster-haired shaped shadow on the wall.

**

Now you’re probably wondering who would possibly want to hire Uzumaki Naruto. Well I have great connections, with a great deal of people. My mom, well she’s not my real mom. She just adopted me. She just so happens to be the principal of our high school. Everyone also happens to know that my said mom has a very big rack. So she got a lot of male attention and a heck of a lot of acquaintances, one just so happens to be the owner of the local candy/refreshment shop. The openly perverted Jiraiya!

And when I say openly perverted I mean openly perverted. Jiraiya is very well known for his porn books and movies, happily titled Cum Cum Paradise. Now I admit I have watched several of these movies at parties and they are very well done. But no one likes them better then openly perverted person number two, Kakashi. A teacher at my school actually, who teaches health and physical education. We understand the health part but the guy is so damn lazy that even Shikamaru has a hard time figuring out why he teaches gym. But then again Shikamaru is just as lazy so I can’t understand why he even takes gym.

But anyway through my mom otherwise known as Tsunade I got a job with an old friend of hers. Even though the job is small I feel like a God doing it. You know why I feel like a god? I feel high and mighty because I get to decide whether or not I give people slushies. I am the supreme ruler of the slushie machine! If little kid customers piss me off then I take away their slushie privileges! Then I take their picture and put them on the wall of shame!

As you can probably tell I really enjoy my job. Who ever wanted to be a fireman when they were younger can suck me off because this is the life. What child doesn’t wish to one day be surrounded with piles of candy, ice cream, and every flavour of slushie imaginable. I thankfully, am living that wonderful dream.

I opened the door and stepped in walking behind the counter. Jiraiya usually just let me walk in and start working because I’m always on time. I pulled out my stool, looked at the current total of the cash register, bought myself a berry blue slushie, and proceeded to watch the surveillance monitor in front of me. The actual camera was behind the cashier counter catching footage of the till.

The great thing about my job is that all my friends from school come to hang out at my place of work. I just so happen to know every ones favourite beverage, candy, and ice cream or slushie.

Okay who to start with, how about the best customer any establishment will ever have, Chouji. Chouji’s favourite candy would have to be the Mr. Big chocolate bars. He’s a real Coca Cola type of guy and he loves cookie dough ice cream and red and blue slushies.

His best friend Shikamaru loves Mars bars, enjoys drinking bubble tea, and loves chocolate ice cream. He doesn’t drink slushies, ungrateful bastard, forsaking my slushies.

His girlfriend or leech friend or something that I can’t comprehend. Also known as Ino loves Swedish fish, enjoys ginger ale, heavenly hash ice cream and blue slushies.

Shino the quiet I love bugs more then life itself is a complete mystery to me. I can only guess at what he likes. I think he likes the gummy worms, peach milkshakes, vanilla ice cream and yellow slushies, though I’m not sure on any of that.

Kiba, Kiba is so easy to figure out. He loves pop rocks, Jolt cola, mint chocolate ice cream and red slushies. His dog Akamaru loves my own specialty dog treats that I make and also beef jerky.

Hinata the sweet girl that she is loves lollipops, 7up, bubblegum ice cream, and orange slushies.

Temari is a bit of a mystery to me as well since she isn’t around as much. I think she likes cherry blasters, fruit punch, and dipped chocolate cones.

Kankuro like his sister Temari I can’t be to sure about. I assume he likes push pops, and grape soda. He only has grape slushies on rare occasions but I think he likes them.

Gaara, well he’s not that much of a sweet tooth. So he usually just comes for a strawberry milkshake or a strawberry slushie. For some reason he really likes strawberries, for reasons I can’t comprehend.

Rock Lee being the youthful guy that he is loves every type of penny candy, Powerade, lime sherbet, and green slushies.

His close friend Ten-ten likes things with a kick. She likes the hot hearts, red bulls, and for weird twists eggnog ice cream.

Neji is Neji through and through. He likes root beer candy, root beer, and Vanilla ice cream.

Sakura the blossom that she is likes bubblegum, cream soda, strawberry ice cream and cherry slushies.

Sasuke is a sour type of guy. He likes sucking on sour keys, sipping on Pepsi, and licking at chocolate ice cream.

I on the other hand love that orange chocolate, orange soda, orange sherbet and orange slushie. Is any of that a coincidence I think not!

I heard a creak from the back storage door and groaned as Jiraiya stepped out. His eyes lifted to look at me and a lopsided grin appeared on his face. I instantly became suspicious.

“Early again I see. I’ll be going out for a couple hours so watch the store.” He smiled and headed for the door.

“You’re planning to find a woman, get her drunk and then have sex with her aren’t you?” I smirked at him as his back tensed.

“Don’t be so disrespectful, I’m going out for business.” Jiraiya reached for the door and opened it walking out but not before I got in the last words.

“Your’re just going out for research for your porn which includes you having sex and drinking!” I laughed as I heard him curse from the steps. I could read the old fool like a book.

An hour went by and nothing had really happened. Sure, a few kids came in for some candy, a guy came in for a newspaper, a fly flew around my head but nothing interesting. I rested my chin in my hands as I sipped at my blue slushie, my mind wondering off to happy candy land.

I vaguely heard the bell over the door ringing notifying that someone had entered. As soon as my eyes focused as I met with pure black eyes that were slightly narrowed. I almost fell out of my chair but I just managed to grip the counter.

“You’ve been avoiding me Naruto and I don’t really appreciate it.” He leaned a bit closer his eyes narrowing further. “Not to mention you kissed Gaara in front of the whole school.”

“Well damn Sasuke you freaked me out! What the hell was I supposed to do? Dance around you like one of your fan girls screeching at the top of my lungs for sex.” I glared right back at him getting slightly irritated.

“I expect you to follow the bet Uzumaki. I certainly don’t want anyone to touch you except for me.” I watched him skeptically.

“Why do you want to touch me? I’m not that special! You could have anyone you want so why the hell do you want me!” I looked to the side my hair falling roughly over my eyes.

“I like you Naruto, not those annoying pests who call themselves women.” His voice was unnaturally close and my eyes widened when I realized he was right in front of me on my side of the counter.

“Sasuke?” It was weird having him say that to me. Even as friends we hadn’t said anything that was remotely nice to each other. I saw the small smile appear on his face and almost jumped out of my skin when he placed his hands on my thighs and leaned closer. “What the hell are yo-mmph!”

I felt the petal soft lips sliding over my own sensuously and all I could do was close my eyes. A warm tongue ghosted along my bottom lip before pushing at the crease. Without thinking about it I opened my mouth to allow him entrance. His tongue plunged in stroking my tongue slowly trying to get me to join in further. I pulled away sharply and gasped for breath.

“I’m working jackass!” I panted a light blush painted across my cheeks. My eyes widened when he smirked.

“Let’s see if you can handle distractions.” My eyebrow rose at that before he lowered himself to the floor in front of me pulling the stool and me closer.

“What the hell are you doing Sasuke?” I looked to the door of the shop then back down at Sasuke a worried look on my face. He didn’t even bother to ask or answer my question before my pants were unzipped and my underwear was pulled down. I gasped again as the cool air conditioned air hit my cock.

My eyes closed when his hands began stroking slowly up and down and up and down, his rhythm only serving to torture. I brought my fist to my mouth and bit on the flesh there. God what the hell was Sasuke doing to me.

My hands flew to the counter when a hot suction replaced the feeling of those skilled hands. I moaned a little to loudly and was rewarded with his tongue swishing over the head of my cock swiping at the slit. My left hand traveled down to tangle in his soft black hair. I couldn’t help arching my back softly and crying out.

I heard the bell ring loud and clear and I instantly tensed but Sasuke just kept on going. He actually cranked it up a notch and began this interesting but very pleasurable suck and tongue twist technique. All I could do was clutch at the counter for dear life and try to look as calm as humanly possible.

And who happens to walk in but none other then Neji! Oh god I could just die. The blush spread across my cheeks a little more when Sasuke began to continually suck holding my hips down with his right arm. It took all possible self control and a little more to stop the moan from reverberating from my mouth and echoing off the walls.

“Naruto are you alright?” Neji asked concern in his voice. I gazed up at him my eyes probably looked glazed but I managed to nod.

“I-I’m okay. What can I-do for you?” I breathed out shakily probably making him more suspicious. Just as I had suspected his eyes narrowed but he didn’t comment.

“I just wanted to tell you I’m sorry again for the other day, I didn’t mean to scare you by touching you.” I felt a hand clamp down on my hip possessively and I just barely hid the wince of pain at the action.

“It-it’s okay Neji,” I smiled at him the light blush still covering my cheeks.

“You’re sure you’re okay?” He asked looking me over seriously. I nodded vigorously giving him my best damn right I’m Uzumaki Naruto smile. He nodded then and turned to leave.

As soon as the door chimed my right hand traveled down to Sasuke’s hair and I felt the familiar pang of release in my groin. I think Sasuke sensed it to because he plunged himself all the way down my cock and sucked.

Hard.

I cried out roughly slumping forward as I released into his mouth. I looked down at him with half-lidded eyes as he licked his lips and smirked up at me. He stood up gracefully using my hips as leverage. I distantly felt my underwear being pulled up and my pants being zipped up. The pale hands lingered over my chest then fell to my cheeks pulling me in for another kiss. I should have been disgusted by it but I wasn’t. It was just really, really odd. Something told me I had to think of my sexuality sooner rather then later but trust me I wasn’t giving it up without a fight!

I let my tongue graze slightly against his and I tasted chocolate syrup and cinnamon along with a sour taste that could only be from my release. I groaned softly as he pulled away.

“My party is tomorrow I’ll pick you up at your dorm around 2.” He smirked at my dazed look and walked out of the door the bell dinging quietly.

I cursed at myself hitting my head against the counter. I completely forgot about his stupid party and after what just happened I was a little freaked out. Couldn’t people just give me room to think instead of just jumping me! Was that to much to ask! Was I that sexy!

A smile graced my lips, well if Uchiha and all the rest wanted me they wouldn’t get me without a challenge. Not to mention I’d be the one leaving them breathless in the future, then let’s see whose laughing.

I would only come to my mind later when my work shift was over and I was lying comfortably in bed filled with magical slushie.

The surveillance camera had caught the whole thing on tape.

I cursed outwardly and then groaned at my thoughts.

Uchiha Sasuke probably wanted to be a Fireman when he was little.

**

Alright finally here it is. Well you guys still get your input on what you want Naruto to do, what you want Sasuke to make him do. Blah blah blah.

But to all those who have been waiting for the party it’s either the next chapter or the one after it. Then you’ll all be getting a bonus chapter!