Dirty Girl Stories

Title: Dirty Girl Stories
Author: Roushutsu
Summary: When Ino throws a slumber party, she challenges the girls into writing smut of the boys.
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Gaara/Lee, Kankurou/Naruto, Shino/Shikamaru, Chouji/Neji, Sasuke/Kiba
Feedback: desired
Characters: All the rookie characters, Gai's team, Sand Sibs, Tsunade, Jiraiya, Shizune
Author’s notes: HURRAH! Naruto is finally “officially” in the US. W00T! And it was a lot better than what I thought it would be. ^_^ The plot remained untouched, the voices are pretty good, the basic terminology is the same, and it was hilarious seeing Iruka and Ebisu fly without nosebleeds after Sexy no Jutsu. I love it! OK, back on topic.
Sorry about taking a while to get this chapter out. I got bogged down with digital art projects and papers to write for two of my classes. That and I went home for a weekend. So pile all that onto trying to think of a plot for this chapter, which I will say took a long time. Oh, and Shino is ridiculously hard to write in character. -_-’ so do expect lots of OOC here.
This was definitely hard to write, not so much because the pairing is Shino and Shikamaru, but trying to write as if Hinata would. The girl, in all honesty, would pass out if she tried to write really dirty stuff, but she did it anyway. GO HINATA! Hope you enjoy this!
Disclaimer: “Naruto” is property of Masashi Kishimoto. This is non-profit fan work.

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Hinata’s Story

It was another day of the usual routine—Godaime assigned Team 8 an escort mission to the Wave Country, however, because Kurenai-sensei was assigned elsewhere at the time, a fellow classmate of theirs was assigned to the mission as well. That classmate being Nara Shikamaru. Kiba complained that they didn’t need the extra assistance for such a mediocre mission, while Hinata was happy to have more company. Shino and Shikamaru appeared to be indifferent about the mission, so long as it was completed quickly and safely—which was done so, and they were now on their way back to Konoha.

They were about halfway back home when night fell, and all four set up camp. After a small briefing, the girl yawned and crawled to her sleeping bag on one end of the tent, having spent much of her chakra into her Byakugan throughout the mission. Kiba smiled at that. “Poor girl. No wonder she’s exhausted.” He then stretched. “I think I’m going to sleep now too.”

Shino turned to his teammate. “You know the rules. Other end of the tent.” Kiba groaned at that. The Aburame knew for a while that his teammate had a crush on Hinata, and when they slept during missions he would usually sleep between the two, just to be safe.
Shino turned to the Chuunin. “You sleep next to Hinata. I have to watch this one,” he said while glancing at a glowering Kiba.

“I’m not gonna do anything!” he whined.

“You, sir, have a tendency to break the rules,” Shino explained in a monotone voice. “You agreed that while on missions, you would keep your hands to yourself, and that includes sleeping in the nude.”

Akamaru growled at that. “Nothing wrong with what nature intends,” Kiba replied.

Shikamaru shook his head. “Troublesome.” Both Shino and Kiba looked at the Chuunin. “Quite frankly, I don’t want to imagine Kiba in the nude, so let’s just go to sleep now before you give me more mental images.”

Shino stood quiet for a moment. “Alright.” And with that, the three boys climbed into bed, Shino next to Kiba, and Shikamaru between him and Hinata.

Shino was usually the last to sleep, but this night he was still awake. Not wanting to stir the others, he crept out of the tent and sat on the grass. Fireflies were glowing all around him, which helped him relax. Naturally he was accustomed to all kinds of insects, but fireflies were one of his favorites. They caught everyone’s attention with their carefree antics, completely opposite of himself. The Aburame were accustomed to blending in the background, as they were a mysterious, though powerful clan.

Out of the corner of his eye, he noticed two particular pairs of fireflies. One pair was swirling around each other, while the other pair flew in the same direction but kept their distance. The rest of the insects seemed to have disappeared to the night as he continued to stare at the four.

He heard a small rustling behind him, but did not take his eyes off the fireflies. “Something wrong?” It was Shikamaru’s voice.

“Couldn’t sleep.” A small pause. “Did I wake you?”

“Nah. I couldn’t sleep either and I heard you leave.” The Chuunin slowly approached the other boy. “Mind if I join you?” With that, Shino shook his head and he proceeded to lie on the ground next to him. “Do you watch fireflies often?”

“As often as you watch clouds.” He heard the Chuunin laugh at that. “The moon’s bright tonight. You can see the clouds.”

“Something we both like.” The two sat in silence, watching their favorite things in the world in each other’s company. Shikamaru knew Shino as an acquaintance from school, but Shino thought different. Shikamaru then noticed Shino watching the pair of fireflies spiraling around each other. “Clouds remind me of all kinds of things, so what do those fireflies remind you of?”

The Chuunin earned no response, upon which he returned to watching the dimly lit clouds. “Kiba and Hinata.”

“Eh?”

“Those two have no care in the world, and both are easily recognized.” He then turned to the pair of distant fireflies. “And those would be me.”

Shikamaru sighed. “I hear you. Being the laziest ninja doesn’t give you a cool image.”

“You are Chuunin now. You are recognized as a leader, and before that you were a renowned genius.” He paused briefly. “I admire you, but I’m also envious of you.”

Shikamaru then glanced at the Genin. “Hey, didn’t you ask Hinata out once before?”

“Did she tell you about that?”

He took a deep breath. He hated explaining things. “She said that when you did, it sounded as if you were forcing yourself to do so.” He shrugged. “Were you hoping that by being with Hinata you would be recognized? Or were you trying to prove something else?” The boy’s silence answered his question. “You like boys?”

“What brings you to that conclusion?”

“Ino tried asking me out once, trying to prove that she was over Sasuke when it was very apparent that she wasn’t. It was troublesome.” Shikamaru smiled. “We’re a lot alike. Never realized that until now.”

Shino nodded at that, while Shikamaru rolled over to face him. “So do you like boys?” he asked again, and again earned no response. “Is it Kiba?”

“He is my teammate. Nothing more.”

“I see.” With that, Shikamaru stared back up at the clouds, and this time it was Shino who turned to face the other.

So this was how Kiba feels about Hinata, he thought. With that, he took a deep breath. He just had to tell him. “Shikamaru, will you go out with me?”

The Chuunin let out a small laugh. “Finally said something, eh?”

Shino continued to stare at the boy. “Hinata said something, didn’t she?”

“She’s a very bright girl. She told me she had a feeling, and being on this mission with you confirmed it. You’re not as subtle with love as you are with everything else.” He then groaned as he sat up and lightly placed his hand over the other boy’s. “It’s going to be troublesome.”

Shino laughed quietly as he took Shikamaru’s hand into his, the two of them staring at the two fireflies that flew distant from each other. They eventually flew towards each other and began swirling around each other as the other pair.

Shikamaru then watched as Shino raised his free hand and cupped a small insect in his palm. The Aburame then sighed. “Something wrong?”

“I left this one in charge of the tent when I left, and he just told me something.” With that, he pulled Shikamaru up to his feet and the two walked back to the tent. They stepped in and Shino immediately grumbled. “Dammit, Kiba.” The Inuzuka was curled up behind Hinata, his arms around her shoulders and his head resting against hers. Akamaru had tucked himself into Hinata’s arms, and all three were smiling.

“Don’t bother moving him. It’s late,” Shikamaru said. Shino reluctantly agreed and the two moved to the other end of the tent. They tucked themselves into their sleeping bags and held each other’s hand. “How long have you liked me?”

Shino squeezed the other’s hand. “A long time.” He sat up slightly before hovering over the other boy. He lowered his face until his lips lightly brushed the Chuunin’s. “Goodnight.”

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Hinata awoke to Akamaru licking her face. She wiped her face as she sat up, the puppy now waking up his master. “Kiba-kun. Shino-kun, Shikamaru-kun, Akamaru, good morning.” She chuckled at her teammate, who was trying to bat the puppy away.

“Not now, Akamaru…”

Hinata then looked over to the other side of the tent and froze. Shino and Shikamaru were still sleeping, but they were close to each other. She then noticed their hands together and smiled. “Congratulations, Shino-kun,” she muttered. She couldn’t help but blush as the cute display of affection.

Kiba eventually sat up and yawned loudly, upon which Hinata shushed him. “Don’t be so loud, Kiba-kun.”

He turned to face the other two, aware that they were still asleep, but gaped upon seeing the two together. “When did…?”

“Last night,” she replied, still blushing madly.

Kiba blinked. “Since when was Shino into boys?”

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Several months have passed since that night, and the two were still together. In fact, another Chuunin Exam was coming up, and Shikamaru was helping Shino train for it. They were currently at the Nara house, going over different strategies and techniques the Aburame could use. Shikamaru’s mom approached them, “Your father and I are going out for the night.”

“Alright,” he flatly replied.

“I don’t want you two staying up late, you hear me?”

“Yeah. Have fun.” His dad had to pull his wife out of the house before she could beat her son for using that tone of voice. As soon as the two left, Shikamaru sighed. “Why did dad marry her? No man should be that whipped.”

“I suppose,” Shino replied, returning to the strategy book. That was very short lived when he felt a hand on the back of his neck pull him into Shikamaru’s lips. The other hand pulled the book out of Shino’s grasp as he straddled his lover’s waist, wrapping his arms around Shino’s shoulders.

Shino moaned lightly when he felt Shikamaru grant him entrance into his mouth. After a heated battle of tongues, Shikamaru pulled back. “Hey, Shino,” he breathed, “Let’s try something new this time.”

“It’d better not be troublesome,” the Aburame replied.

“Trust me,” he said as he lifted himself off of his lover. Shikamaru gripped Shino’s hand and began pulling him upstairs towards his room.

“What are you planning?” Shino asked, arching an eyebrow.

“You’ll see,” he replied, opening the door to his room and pulling the Aburame inside. Shikamaru then led him to his bed, where he pushed his shoulders down until he was sitting on the covers.

“Shikamaru?” he said, his lover kneeling to the floor in front of him and pushing up the end of his long coat. He struggled for breath when he watched the lazy nin unzip his pants. He choked when he felt his lover grab his sensitive flesh and pull it free from its confines. Shikamaru grinned before he slowly ran his tongue over his lover’s hardening member.

Shino’s breath came sharp when he felt a few more small licks on his shaft before he felt himself being swallowed. “You’re a little pervert,” he grunted out, Shikamaru chuckling against the flesh. His vision began to haze as the Chuunin continued his ministrations on him before he felt his lower body tighten. “I…love you,” he grunted before he released himself into his lover’s throat.

Shikamaru wiped his lips as he looked at the Aburame before pouting. He wanted to see how much his lover enjoyed this brief moment of passion, but couldn’t. “Don’t you ever take those glasses off?”

“You don’t like them?”

“We’ve been together for months now, and not once have I seen your eyes.” Shino sat there quietly before reaching up to take the rim of his dark glasses into his hands. He pulled them off his face and placed them on the bed next to him. Shikamaru blinked upon seeing the Aburame’s eyes for the first, and hopefully not the last time—they were a deep shade of blue. “You should show your eyes more often. They suit you nice.”

“I like my glasses.” With that, Shino rose to his feet, Shikamaru following in suit, until the Chuunin was pushed into the wall behind him. Shino pressed his lips onto Shikamaru’s, and again the two entangled their tongues. The Chuunin kept his eyes focused on Shino’s, and vice versa, even when the insect shinobi began running his hands over the shadow manipulator’s stomach and sides.

Shikamaru reached over and gripped Shino’s jacket, quickly unbuttoning it and pushing it away so that he may caress his lover’s chest. Shino easily slipped the coat off his arms before he went to work on the Nara’s pants. In a matter of minutes, they were stroking each other, Shino running his tongue over Shikamaru’s throat and collar bone.

“Shino…” the Chuunin said in a breathless moan. “Make love to me…” Shino pulled his mouth away from the boy’s body and then glanced around the room before finding a small bottle of lotion on a nearby nightstand. Shino proceeded pour some of the lotion on his fingers while Shikamaru discarded his pants and underwear.

Without a word, Shino slowly pushed a finger into his lover, Shikamaru wrapping his arms around the Aburame’s shoulders tight. Just as his body was accustomed to that one finger, Shino went ahead and pushed in a second. “This…better be worth all this trouble,” Shikamaru grunted, clutching onto the boy as he felt himself being prepared.

“It will.” When he felt that his boyfriend was stretched enough, Shino removed his fingers and placed his hands on the Nara’s hips. Shikamaru wrapped his legs around Shino’s waist when he felt the familiar flesh press against him. “Ready?”

“Sure.” With that, Shino pushed himself into the Chuunin’s shivering body. Shikamaru gasped at the sudden intrusion and clung desperately onto his lover as he felt Shino slowly slip in and out of his body. He could tell that the Genin was worried about him, even when he pushed himself onto the invading flesh.

“Don’t force yourself. I don’t want to hurt you,” Shino breathed. He continued his gentle movements, kissing the side of Shikamaru’s neck. “I love you.” Shikamaru started to feel more relaxed and began returning thrusts, the two of them moaning and kissing each other softly on the lips.

Shino reached to pull out the tie in Shikamaru’s hair, watching it cascade down to his shoulders. The Aburame then entangled his fingers in the dark hair, whispering his love’s name while slightly pressing him more into the wall. Shikamaru was breathless, between the gentle rocking of Shino’s hips and the whispers that tingled down his spine. He couldn’t even return those whispers, only breathy moans.

They both wished they could stay like this forever, but were brought back to reality when they both felt a tight knot forming within. Shikamaru gulped before he was overwhelmed, crying out Shino’s name as he released. Shino gave a few more gentle thrusts before he followed, chest heaving.

Shikamaru pressed his lips into Shino’s. “That was nice.” The Aburame nodded at that before he removed himself from the Nara, both of them slumping to the ground. They wrapped their arms around each other as they stared into each others eyes.

“We should probably get changed before you parents come home,” Shino suggested.

Shikamaru lazily ran his fingers down Shino’s jaw. “Not now. It’s too troublesome.”

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Kiba caught Hinata in time, the pale-eyed girl giggling. It was morning and he was helping her practice her movements when she lost her balance during a spin. Akamaru yelped at that, then proceeded to lick her ankle, which caused her to giggle even more. “I’m alright, Akamaru. Stop it. It tickles.”

Kiba grinned. “I wonder…” He dug his fingers into her sides and wiggled them, Hinata flailing around in laughter.

“K-Kiba-kun! P-Please!” she stuttered out.

“I’m gonna find all your ticklish spots!” he proclaimed before moving his fingers to her stomach and back. Akamaru began pawing at her bare feet and the girl almost lost all control.

“Kiba-kun! I-I’m serious! S-Stop!” she laughed until she felt Kiba and Akamaru stop. She glanced up to see Shino staring down at her teammate.

“I can’t leave you alone at all, Kiba.” The puppy slowly approached Shino and circled him, sniffing him. Akamaru then let out several small barks.

“What is it?” Kiba asked as his puppy ran over to him and began whimpering in his ear. The Inuzuka blinked before he froze.

“Kiba-kun?” Hinata timidly asked.

“You…dirty little pervert!” Kiba exclaimed, pointing at Shino. “Maybe I should set some rules for you, eh Bug Boy?”

“Kiba!” Shino growled before Hinata’s face turned bright red.

“Sh-Shino-kun…you didn’t!”

“He did! The smell is still fresh on him!” It was a good thing Shino wore a big coat all the time, because he was now blushing as bad as Hinata.

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About time I cranked this out, and I hope it was worth the wait. Once I got an idea of what to do, it didn’t take long to actually write it. Just the damn planning…curse you Shino for being such a minor character, so as punishment, I made him sappy. :P then again, Hinata would write sappy over perverted, so hopefully it’s a nice change of pace from the last two.

Next will be the girls responding to Hinata’s story, which shouldn’t take me long to write. So look forward to it!