mischief's cracktastic shorts

Genre: silliness

Word count: 270

A/N: This is a
scrap from chapter 4 of Sweetest Victory, but I still kind of like it, so I’m
posting it here. Naruto ponders the merits of sharing
a room with everyone and a much needed ‘solo mission.’ XD

Disclaimer: Still
don’t own it.

The Trouble With Sharing a Room

There were certain advantages to sharing a room with your
teammates. For one, they were together. For all her complaining about what
gross, annoying boys her teammates were (well, Naruto
and Kakashi anyway,) it was obvious that Sakura
preferred it when they were all together. Naruto
couldn’t say exactly why, but he didn’t care. He liked having her there with them. (And not because the extra
closeness made it easier for him to fantasize about things, because really, it
wasn’t hard for his brain to make those sort of leaps anyway. He was a 16 year
old male after all.) He just liked having her close and knowing she was safe,
knowing nothing would happen to her without him knowing and being able to do
something about it.

There were also disadvantages, though. Like waking up with
the biggest case of morning wood he’d had in months and trying to figure out a
way to get into the bathroom for a quick solo mission without her noticing. Because
willing it away was just not working
no matter what he tried. Naruto cracked an eye open
and really wished he hadn’t when his vision was filled with the image of Sakura
bending over to pick up her bag, all toned legs that only looked style='mso-bidi-font-style:normal'>better since she’d taken to wearing
those shin guards.

Damn that new outfit of hers!

Okay, new strategy: continue pretending to sleep until she
leaves then sneak off to the bathroom
for a nice, long, fantasy-filled wank. No class=SpellE>one’ll know. If they ask what took so long, I’ll just tell
them I was taking a dump, he decided, trying not to grin.