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Naruto › Het - Male/Female
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Adult +
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25
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40
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Party at Gai's?
Monday morning had once again rolled around. Only this Monday, Anko was greeted with a warm morning sun. She didn’t feel the usual anger or dread as she got ready to make her way into the academy. She didn’t even dread the work ahead of her that day. She didn’t know whether to contribute her new found happiness to the fact that she had gotten laid over the weekend, or the beautiful day before her. She thought that maybe it could be a combination of the two. She grabbed a quick breakfast and took off. Anko always started her day on the first floor of the academy where she collected student profiles and progress reports. Then she would go to the library where she would obtain a list of overdo or unaccounted for books and periodicals. It was her job to locate them and somehow; she managed nearly every time to locate missing items.
“Get in here! Get in here right now and start talking!” Iruka yelled at Anko as she walked past his classroom. She smiled all over. She quickly spun around and went into the classroom. Fortunately, Iruka had no students at the time. He had just sent his younger students to practice their genjutsu techniques outside.
“Geez, Iruka what are you wanting me to talk about?” Anko asked innocently.
“You know exactly what I want you to spill about. Don’t think I don’t know what you did, I’ve already seen Kurenai today.” Iruka scolded her with all smiles and his eyes full of anticipation.
“Okay, well it was great. Actually it was the best ever.” Anko said softly, as if someone were listening to them.
“And for the record, would you please state who you slept with this weekend?” Iruka said still tormenting her. Anko laughed and bit her lower lip.
“Kakashi.” She was still laughing.
“I’m sorry who?” Iruka said seeing how far he could push her.
“Hatake Kakashi!” Anko said proudly.
“Hey, listen to me. That man is a hard lay you should be telling the Hokage right now.” Iruka said.
“Yeah, Iruka, I’ll be certain to tell her that I screwed the elite copy ninja.” Anko was opening the door to leave.
“Wait, wait! I have to tell you why I really called you in here. There’s a party at Gai’s this Thursday. You should come because it should be pretty crazy…in a good way.” Anko blinked a few times.
“Gai? Maito Gai is having a party…at his place? Are we talking about the same Gai?” You do know this is the jounin that totally freaked when I kissed Kurenai last time we were drunk with him, right?” Iruka laughed.
“Gai has the big house and all the party space. Kakashi and I are in charge of the alcohol list.”
“Oh, I want to be on that team!” Anko said. She had a reputation for knowing what alcoholic drinks were delicious, which ones would knock you down with one sip and witch ones weren’t worth purchasing.
“Okay, well, later today when Kakashi and I are supposed to be scouting students and observing their techniques, we’re going to tell them to go practice and make the list instead. So, come outside to the pavilion after lunch.” Iruka insisted.
“Hmmm….that’s when I’m stuffing Chuunin exam candidate envelopes. Screw that! I’m so there.” Anko’s face lit up. Anytime alcohol was involved, Anko lit up. “So Gai does remember that I say the word fuck on average, seven times per minute when I’m drunk, right? Anko asked.
“If he has forgotten, he’ll quickly remember.” Iruka answered.
“Does he remember that I have a tendency to take my clothes off when I’m drunk?” Anko continued her questions.
“If he doesn’t we’ll remind him of Genma’s 24th birthday and the present you ended up giving him before the night was over.” Anko laughed at Iruka’s comment.
“Yeah…that was fun. I wonder why I didn’t hit on Kakashi that night.” She pondered, reflecting back to that evening.
“It’s a little hard to hit on another guy when your tongue is halfway down one guy’s throat.” Iruka got quite a kick out of that. Anko told Iruka she would help compose a list of alcoholic drinks later on that day. She actually had to get some work done that morning or else things would get so backed up on her desk that she would be so pissed off that she wouldn’t want to do it ever.
She was already excited about the upcoming party. That was another thing about jounins and select chuunins…when they partied (and they didn’t party often because of missions, assignments, etc.) they partied hard and they partied most, if not all of the night through. Their parties were the perfect opportunity to catch up with one another, gossip like crazy about academy events (and the jounins do love gossip), and of course end up in someone’s bed before the night was over. Yes, when the jounins partied and you were invited, you best be there.
“Get in here! Get in here right now and start talking!” Iruka yelled at Anko as she walked past his classroom. She smiled all over. She quickly spun around and went into the classroom. Fortunately, Iruka had no students at the time. He had just sent his younger students to practice their genjutsu techniques outside.
“Geez, Iruka what are you wanting me to talk about?” Anko asked innocently.
“You know exactly what I want you to spill about. Don’t think I don’t know what you did, I’ve already seen Kurenai today.” Iruka scolded her with all smiles and his eyes full of anticipation.
“Okay, well it was great. Actually it was the best ever.” Anko said softly, as if someone were listening to them.
“And for the record, would you please state who you slept with this weekend?” Iruka said still tormenting her. Anko laughed and bit her lower lip.
“Kakashi.” She was still laughing.
“I’m sorry who?” Iruka said seeing how far he could push her.
“Hatake Kakashi!” Anko said proudly.
“Hey, listen to me. That man is a hard lay you should be telling the Hokage right now.” Iruka said.
“Yeah, Iruka, I’ll be certain to tell her that I screwed the elite copy ninja.” Anko was opening the door to leave.
“Wait, wait! I have to tell you why I really called you in here. There’s a party at Gai’s this Thursday. You should come because it should be pretty crazy…in a good way.” Anko blinked a few times.
“Gai? Maito Gai is having a party…at his place? Are we talking about the same Gai?” You do know this is the jounin that totally freaked when I kissed Kurenai last time we were drunk with him, right?” Iruka laughed.
“Gai has the big house and all the party space. Kakashi and I are in charge of the alcohol list.”
“Oh, I want to be on that team!” Anko said. She had a reputation for knowing what alcoholic drinks were delicious, which ones would knock you down with one sip and witch ones weren’t worth purchasing.
“Okay, well, later today when Kakashi and I are supposed to be scouting students and observing their techniques, we’re going to tell them to go practice and make the list instead. So, come outside to the pavilion after lunch.” Iruka insisted.
“Hmmm….that’s when I’m stuffing Chuunin exam candidate envelopes. Screw that! I’m so there.” Anko’s face lit up. Anytime alcohol was involved, Anko lit up. “So Gai does remember that I say the word fuck on average, seven times per minute when I’m drunk, right? Anko asked.
“If he has forgotten, he’ll quickly remember.” Iruka answered.
“Does he remember that I have a tendency to take my clothes off when I’m drunk?” Anko continued her questions.
“If he doesn’t we’ll remind him of Genma’s 24th birthday and the present you ended up giving him before the night was over.” Anko laughed at Iruka’s comment.
“Yeah…that was fun. I wonder why I didn’t hit on Kakashi that night.” She pondered, reflecting back to that evening.
“It’s a little hard to hit on another guy when your tongue is halfway down one guy’s throat.” Iruka got quite a kick out of that. Anko told Iruka she would help compose a list of alcoholic drinks later on that day. She actually had to get some work done that morning or else things would get so backed up on her desk that she would be so pissed off that she wouldn’t want to do it ever.
She was already excited about the upcoming party. That was another thing about jounins and select chuunins…when they partied (and they didn’t party often because of missions, assignments, etc.) they partied hard and they partied most, if not all of the night through. Their parties were the perfect opportunity to catch up with one another, gossip like crazy about academy events (and the jounins do love gossip), and of course end up in someone’s bed before the night was over. Yes, when the jounins partied and you were invited, you best be there.