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October 5, 2006
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or any of the camios that will randomly pop up throughout this fic for I dislike OC's with a passion. Well most anyway.
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October 5, 2006
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Uh…yeah. Hi. Today is October 5, 2006. It’s like eleven-thirty now but I had to go and wash that bastard’s prints off…and I wasn’t jacking off dammit! Even if the soap was really slippery and it kinda made me…GAH! Why do I even have to THINK about it?! I really just want to forget this day. Probably one of the worst days of my LIFE! Well…not really. There was one day that was worse five years ago…really really worse…but I’m sure you remember that one, how could you forget? But I really don’t want to have to talk about THAT right now…too many nightmares…well anyway. I really wanted to get this out when I got home, my dark, lonely home…but you know that feeling where you REALLY want to do something but you’re just so depressed you just can’t move your legs and do it? Even if you want to? Well that’s how I felt… The only reason I’m so hyper is so I can just forget how tired I am. I’m always tired…I don’t know why anymore…but after today I could barely stand up. I didn’t cry at least…which is a miracle, cuz somehow I’m too tired even for that… I really don’t want anyone to know I’m having relapses, I just hate therapy. For some reason Tsunade-baachan never gives me therapy herself, even though she’s better than any of those quacks who only torture me with their questions and that whole “relive and resolve” bullshit”. Lazy old loon. She’d spend more time with me if she wasn’t in Vegas everyday…
I almost killed someone today…now I know that the meditation is working cuz I snapped out of it in like ten seconds…but still. I hadn’t gotten all fox-eyed in months. And if Neji and Shikamaru hadn’t been there, they’d have taken off the yellow tape by now. I wanted him to stop…I even asked nicely. But when that red-haired freak started to talk bad to my friends…I just…I just snapped! I couldn’t…I couldn’t control it anymore! I know Neji was the first one to see when I eyes turned red again…I know how freaked out that makes him. And…and I just want so bad to tell them I’m sorry that I’m such a bother…even though they always tell me it’s not my fault…like I believe them…I’m the possessed lunatic with the blood lust dammit!! Oh shit…I’m hyperventilating again…God I hate my life…sometimes I wonder what I’m still doing here…but somebody’s gotta marry Sakura-chan right? And bloody hell it has to be that bastard! I swear that teme should treat her better…she’s obsessed with him for God’s sake! I don’t why he even bothered if he doesn’t even like her. Like he can stop being gay…cheh!
Okay, enough of that…I guess I should move on to my day now…damn I forgot to ask Shikamaru how to edit this stuff…yeah like I could. No one’s answering their phones…they have caller id… yeah I’ll get to that later. Okay today…umm…all right! I woke up, took a HUGE dump! I mean REALLY huge! I was like sweating! If Kiba only knew he’d drool! Hehe…it would be nice if my granddaughters aren’t watching this…I realized that girls don’t really have secretion competitions. They think its gross…heh…girls are sissies! Well…where was I? Oh yeah…making titanic sized lumps, and then the phone rings! Of all the times for the phone to ring! Really?! And I get like, what? Two calls a week? And it wasn’t during one my minor dumps, it was during my HUGEST dump ever!! So I prioritized…I pushed Haley’s Comet out of my ass and broke the toilet! Jeez…of all the Kharma…I was so exhausted from my victory I couldn’t fucking move! So I had to get to my room without standing up, and with my ass in the air…did I even wipe myself that time? Well…anyway…turns out it was Shika-teme…his mom made him do Pilates! Oh my god PILATES! I was laughing so hard! That exercise is so gay even Itachi won’t do it! Hehe… they even used Lee’s branded spandex! If only I had pictures he’d be the laughing stock of the entire internet! But nyah…I’d never do that to him. I know he’d never do that to me…maybe Neji or Sasuke but not Shika…he’s too lazy to waste his time humiliating someone.
Okay I’m getting lost again…I’m even forgetting how tired I am. The joy of looking at myself talk…well, moving on…Shika-teme invited me to go out with the guys and I was like HELL YEAH!! I know it’s just a typical day out but you know how I get excited about everything! I’m just always dying to get out of the apartment…this place is like a prison! But if I got out alone it’s even worse… On the way to the mall was as bad as usual, the cussing, the sneering, the trying to trip me up…the works. But I just can’t help but feel that today was somehow different…some of them were actually SMIRKING at me…not the Uchiha “I think I’m really hot” kind of smirk. It was more of...I know something you don’t smirk…it was very…disconcerting. And disturbing, alarming, confusing, befuddling…hehe…weeks ago I thought a Thesaurus was a dinosaur, and now I’m using one like a pro! Hehe…that’s embarrassing.
Okay…anywho…so I got to the mall. They were waiting in the fountain…which Akamaru couldn’t hold his load and peed on it! I’m so proud of that mutt! If there’s anyone who can take bigger dumps than me it’s Akamaru! Nothing better than a fox but a dog. Hey…was that a Disney movie? Uh…never mind. It seemed that they had a surprise for me! I was so…befuddled? Uh…no. Wrong word. Okay…which page is “surprised”…hmm…oh! I was so…flabbergasted…that I almost cried! I was happy and all but…once again I had what I like to call a “burden attack” where I feel…well…like a burden. But it only took some sweet talk to get me convinced that it was alright…oh yeah I didn’t mention the surprise yet! I’m such a baka! They said they’re gonna throw me a birthday! I was like WTF?! Cuz really…I don’t remember EVER having a decent birthday. Not even ero-sennin and baachan threw me one…which goes to show what kind of an “extended” family. Jerks! Well now it’s easy to say that I doubt it’s gonna happen now. Glad I didn’t get my hopes up…but I’ll dwell more on that later.
Okay so…Neji and Hinata were there too, for reasons I don’t know. He used some big words and I didn’t really follow. I was just glad that Hinata didn’t ask me to do her again…that girl is really weird! I don’t know what happened to her…she used to be so nice and cute and I would have loved having her as a girlfriend…but then since we were twelve everything she had ever said to me was a request for sex! And she actually stutters it out like she’s shy or something! Well…I’ve never actually understood a word she’s said to me…but Kiba does the translating and that’s enough for me! I mean…I thought she had a crush on me! I’m still disappointed though when she made it clear that she only wanted me for my body… Anyway, I feel sorry for Kiba…he obviously likes her and tries so hard to get her attention, even knowing that she’s always after my Naruto Jr. … I hope he doesn’t secretly hate me…but it’s not my fault I’m a stud! Even if I only attract the creepy girls though…right…
Well…I guess I should move on now…okay we went to the arcade! One of my most favorite hangs! Its just so loud and packed and just so easy to get lost and to forget…first we took the bumper cars…I was really “whoad” when Hinata somersaulted off Kiba’s car and into another one! I have to admit that was really cool! If she wasn’t so horny I would so fallen for her! I heard the Hyuuga’s get major martial arts training…but then there’s Neji who…umm…well technically he didn’t do much. I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry when he couldn’t figure out how to drive a bumper car…so he just went like a hockey puck. It was funny. But very sad. Rich kids can be such nerds…hehe…okay then there’s Kiba…who didn’t get very far at all since Hinata kept pounding on him…hehe…that sounds so like Hinata…hehe, pounding…anyway. Right, uh…oh yeah…Shikamaru. Watching him bump cars was like watching a beaver make a dam…WOW!! I know it must be because of the maths and shit but I’ll never figure out how he could just make a tap and then they all go flying off in the corner. Quantum physics and Pythagorean theory or whatever he said…I guess I should not bother…there are some things I’ll never figure out.
Yeah everything was smooth sailing after that where we basically played games, where I TOTALLY creamed Kiba in SoF 2!! Hehe…and then it happened. For Kami’s sake I was just minding my own business when mop top came and threatened to beat me up! I didn’t really care all that much, being used to that kind of stuff and all…but when he yelled at Kiba and Hinata…I just snapped inside…I don’t really what else happened when I went into fox mode other than Shika and Kiba saved me…or saved them actually. I just…all I could think off when he was holding me up was how it would look with his heart beating in my hand…okay I’m seriously gonna start freaking myself out again if go into more detail about that…so, uh… Forgive me if I’m not willing to shed any more light on that, since I’m really emotionally tired and I have to save myself for when I have to explain what happened at the END of the day…
Okay…well…Shika calmed me down and the world was at peace again…until the Uchiha’s got there…well Sasuke got there first…in a gorilla suit. I didn’t even want to ask. Maybe he wanted to charm the ape community as well? I don’t know…maybe he didn’t like HUMAN girls, which is obvious. But what do I know? I don’t know anything about Sasuke anymore…so he can screw whatever species he wants for all I care! It’s not like I’m gonna be jealous! Wait…hold on there! Why did I even say that?! I’m not jealous! I don’t care who Sasuke spends his time with! But…oh who am I kidding…this is my journal…might as well quit lying to myself… I miss the bastard okay! There I said it without having a heart attack! I miss him… we spend a decent amount of time with each other though. Mild conversation here and there, but…no duh it’s not the same! We used to be bestfriends! But we blew it so…now we’re not… and I doubt we ever will be…it’s been five years now and to think I would have gotten over it by now…if only he just told me why…
Goddamit…NOW I cry! Damn I’m such a girl. Jeez…I can’t even talk about from when Sasuke’s freaky cousin grabbed my family jewels in the arcade. I don’t even feel all that mad or embarrassed right now…oh well. Since the emotions are right I guess it’s time to bring up what happened at day’s end. Yeah…I hate this part…but it has to get out. It’s the reason why I don’t think I’m gonna a birthday this year again…oh well. So much for chicks and booze…
Okay…here goes. Yeah…I was headed to the bathroom to…you know…disinfect myself. Wouldn’t want any STD’s… yeah went to the bathroom, made me regret the past, yatta yatta. And then…to put it short…I didn’t expect to find Shino, who I hadn’t seen since the fountain, choking Shikamaru on the wall. It didn’t look he was making a small threat or something…he was really strangling Shikamaru! I could see him all red faced and he couldn’t breathe! And then…I wasn’t really proud of myself then…but… I clammed up…I was scared. Shino was REALLY trying to kill one of the few friends I have! Which…Shino was my friend too! I…I couldn’t do anything…until he noticed me and I could talk again! He let go and I helped Shikamaru. I really couldn’t tell what Shino’s expression…never could…not with those stupid shades and that damn collar! Why does he always do that anyway?! Does he always look like a murderer?!
I hated myself…for that moment…one of my bestfriends looked like a murderer… I tried to give him the benefit of the doubt. I BEGGED him to tell me why he did what he did…and oh yeah, he told me not to trust Shikamaru. Like what the fuck?! You were the one who hade gone homicidal and it’s him you don’t want me to trust?! I made my feelings known…he said nothing. All he said was that he was sorry and he left. He just ran away…I felt I had been stabbed in the back. Like I lost again…I always lose… I tried my best to pry something out of Shikamaru but he closed up too…and like everybody else he disappeared… Some almost birthday eh?
Well…that’s it…I don’t even know what to expect from school tomorrow. Since Shino abandoned me and Shikamaru is obviously avoiding me…should I even go? Is there really a point? Well…I’ll know when I wake up tomorrow. Sorry I look so…wet…right now…I cant find the tissues. But…that’s my miserable day…it was fun while it lasted…right… I’m glad I got it out of my chest though…I’m glad Shikamaru bought me this webcam, its so much less heavy than on paper. Okay…see you tomorrow. Uzumaki Naruto signing off…
Good night…
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Finally out of the hospital, though I still feel light in the head, I’m glad I’m not attached to an IV anymore. Finally the story will begin by next chapter, and I get to finally write about Gaara and Lee! I love them so! Not as a couple EEEWW!!
And to answer some of you who asked about Shuichi and Yuki’s relevance in this story, rejoice for they WILL have a not so small role later on!
PLEASE REVIEW!! I don’t get motivated if I don’t get enough reviews so please MOTIVATE me! Thank you all for supporting me and this fic! I'd be nothing without you!
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October 5, 2006
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Uh…yeah. Hi. Today is October 5, 2006. It’s like eleven-thirty now but I had to go and wash that bastard’s prints off…and I wasn’t jacking off dammit! Even if the soap was really slippery and it kinda made me…GAH! Why do I even have to THINK about it?! I really just want to forget this day. Probably one of the worst days of my LIFE! Well…not really. There was one day that was worse five years ago…really really worse…but I’m sure you remember that one, how could you forget? But I really don’t want to have to talk about THAT right now…too many nightmares…well anyway. I really wanted to get this out when I got home, my dark, lonely home…but you know that feeling where you REALLY want to do something but you’re just so depressed you just can’t move your legs and do it? Even if you want to? Well that’s how I felt… The only reason I’m so hyper is so I can just forget how tired I am. I’m always tired…I don’t know why anymore…but after today I could barely stand up. I didn’t cry at least…which is a miracle, cuz somehow I’m too tired even for that… I really don’t want anyone to know I’m having relapses, I just hate therapy. For some reason Tsunade-baachan never gives me therapy herself, even though she’s better than any of those quacks who only torture me with their questions and that whole “relive and resolve” bullshit”. Lazy old loon. She’d spend more time with me if she wasn’t in Vegas everyday…
I almost killed someone today…now I know that the meditation is working cuz I snapped out of it in like ten seconds…but still. I hadn’t gotten all fox-eyed in months. And if Neji and Shikamaru hadn’t been there, they’d have taken off the yellow tape by now. I wanted him to stop…I even asked nicely. But when that red-haired freak started to talk bad to my friends…I just…I just snapped! I couldn’t…I couldn’t control it anymore! I know Neji was the first one to see when I eyes turned red again…I know how freaked out that makes him. And…and I just want so bad to tell them I’m sorry that I’m such a bother…even though they always tell me it’s not my fault…like I believe them…I’m the possessed lunatic with the blood lust dammit!! Oh shit…I’m hyperventilating again…God I hate my life…sometimes I wonder what I’m still doing here…but somebody’s gotta marry Sakura-chan right? And bloody hell it has to be that bastard! I swear that teme should treat her better…she’s obsessed with him for God’s sake! I don’t why he even bothered if he doesn’t even like her. Like he can stop being gay…cheh!
Okay, enough of that…I guess I should move on to my day now…damn I forgot to ask Shikamaru how to edit this stuff…yeah like I could. No one’s answering their phones…they have caller id… yeah I’ll get to that later. Okay today…umm…all right! I woke up, took a HUGE dump! I mean REALLY huge! I was like sweating! If Kiba only knew he’d drool! Hehe…it would be nice if my granddaughters aren’t watching this…I realized that girls don’t really have secretion competitions. They think its gross…heh…girls are sissies! Well…where was I? Oh yeah…making titanic sized lumps, and then the phone rings! Of all the times for the phone to ring! Really?! And I get like, what? Two calls a week? And it wasn’t during one my minor dumps, it was during my HUGEST dump ever!! So I prioritized…I pushed Haley’s Comet out of my ass and broke the toilet! Jeez…of all the Kharma…I was so exhausted from my victory I couldn’t fucking move! So I had to get to my room without standing up, and with my ass in the air…did I even wipe myself that time? Well…anyway…turns out it was Shika-teme…his mom made him do Pilates! Oh my god PILATES! I was laughing so hard! That exercise is so gay even Itachi won’t do it! Hehe… they even used Lee’s branded spandex! If only I had pictures he’d be the laughing stock of the entire internet! But nyah…I’d never do that to him. I know he’d never do that to me…maybe Neji or Sasuke but not Shika…he’s too lazy to waste his time humiliating someone.
Okay I’m getting lost again…I’m even forgetting how tired I am. The joy of looking at myself talk…well, moving on…Shika-teme invited me to go out with the guys and I was like HELL YEAH!! I know it’s just a typical day out but you know how I get excited about everything! I’m just always dying to get out of the apartment…this place is like a prison! But if I got out alone it’s even worse… On the way to the mall was as bad as usual, the cussing, the sneering, the trying to trip me up…the works. But I just can’t help but feel that today was somehow different…some of them were actually SMIRKING at me…not the Uchiha “I think I’m really hot” kind of smirk. It was more of...I know something you don’t smirk…it was very…disconcerting. And disturbing, alarming, confusing, befuddling…hehe…weeks ago I thought a Thesaurus was a dinosaur, and now I’m using one like a pro! Hehe…that’s embarrassing.
Okay…anywho…so I got to the mall. They were waiting in the fountain…which Akamaru couldn’t hold his load and peed on it! I’m so proud of that mutt! If there’s anyone who can take bigger dumps than me it’s Akamaru! Nothing better than a fox but a dog. Hey…was that a Disney movie? Uh…never mind. It seemed that they had a surprise for me! I was so…befuddled? Uh…no. Wrong word. Okay…which page is “surprised”…hmm…oh! I was so…flabbergasted…that I almost cried! I was happy and all but…once again I had what I like to call a “burden attack” where I feel…well…like a burden. But it only took some sweet talk to get me convinced that it was alright…oh yeah I didn’t mention the surprise yet! I’m such a baka! They said they’re gonna throw me a birthday! I was like WTF?! Cuz really…I don’t remember EVER having a decent birthday. Not even ero-sennin and baachan threw me one…which goes to show what kind of an “extended” family. Jerks! Well now it’s easy to say that I doubt it’s gonna happen now. Glad I didn’t get my hopes up…but I’ll dwell more on that later.
Okay so…Neji and Hinata were there too, for reasons I don’t know. He used some big words and I didn’t really follow. I was just glad that Hinata didn’t ask me to do her again…that girl is really weird! I don’t know what happened to her…she used to be so nice and cute and I would have loved having her as a girlfriend…but then since we were twelve everything she had ever said to me was a request for sex! And she actually stutters it out like she’s shy or something! Well…I’ve never actually understood a word she’s said to me…but Kiba does the translating and that’s enough for me! I mean…I thought she had a crush on me! I’m still disappointed though when she made it clear that she only wanted me for my body… Anyway, I feel sorry for Kiba…he obviously likes her and tries so hard to get her attention, even knowing that she’s always after my Naruto Jr. … I hope he doesn’t secretly hate me…but it’s not my fault I’m a stud! Even if I only attract the creepy girls though…right…
Well…I guess I should move on now…okay we went to the arcade! One of my most favorite hangs! Its just so loud and packed and just so easy to get lost and to forget…first we took the bumper cars…I was really “whoad” when Hinata somersaulted off Kiba’s car and into another one! I have to admit that was really cool! If she wasn’t so horny I would so fallen for her! I heard the Hyuuga’s get major martial arts training…but then there’s Neji who…umm…well technically he didn’t do much. I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry when he couldn’t figure out how to drive a bumper car…so he just went like a hockey puck. It was funny. But very sad. Rich kids can be such nerds…hehe…okay then there’s Kiba…who didn’t get very far at all since Hinata kept pounding on him…hehe…that sounds so like Hinata…hehe, pounding…anyway. Right, uh…oh yeah…Shikamaru. Watching him bump cars was like watching a beaver make a dam…WOW!! I know it must be because of the maths and shit but I’ll never figure out how he could just make a tap and then they all go flying off in the corner. Quantum physics and Pythagorean theory or whatever he said…I guess I should not bother…there are some things I’ll never figure out.
Yeah everything was smooth sailing after that where we basically played games, where I TOTALLY creamed Kiba in SoF 2!! Hehe…and then it happened. For Kami’s sake I was just minding my own business when mop top came and threatened to beat me up! I didn’t really care all that much, being used to that kind of stuff and all…but when he yelled at Kiba and Hinata…I just snapped inside…I don’t really what else happened when I went into fox mode other than Shika and Kiba saved me…or saved them actually. I just…all I could think off when he was holding me up was how it would look with his heart beating in my hand…okay I’m seriously gonna start freaking myself out again if go into more detail about that…so, uh… Forgive me if I’m not willing to shed any more light on that, since I’m really emotionally tired and I have to save myself for when I have to explain what happened at the END of the day…
Okay…well…Shika calmed me down and the world was at peace again…until the Uchiha’s got there…well Sasuke got there first…in a gorilla suit. I didn’t even want to ask. Maybe he wanted to charm the ape community as well? I don’t know…maybe he didn’t like HUMAN girls, which is obvious. But what do I know? I don’t know anything about Sasuke anymore…so he can screw whatever species he wants for all I care! It’s not like I’m gonna be jealous! Wait…hold on there! Why did I even say that?! I’m not jealous! I don’t care who Sasuke spends his time with! But…oh who am I kidding…this is my journal…might as well quit lying to myself… I miss the bastard okay! There I said it without having a heart attack! I miss him… we spend a decent amount of time with each other though. Mild conversation here and there, but…no duh it’s not the same! We used to be bestfriends! But we blew it so…now we’re not… and I doubt we ever will be…it’s been five years now and to think I would have gotten over it by now…if only he just told me why…
Goddamit…NOW I cry! Damn I’m such a girl. Jeez…I can’t even talk about from when Sasuke’s freaky cousin grabbed my family jewels in the arcade. I don’t even feel all that mad or embarrassed right now…oh well. Since the emotions are right I guess it’s time to bring up what happened at day’s end. Yeah…I hate this part…but it has to get out. It’s the reason why I don’t think I’m gonna a birthday this year again…oh well. So much for chicks and booze…
Okay…here goes. Yeah…I was headed to the bathroom to…you know…disinfect myself. Wouldn’t want any STD’s… yeah went to the bathroom, made me regret the past, yatta yatta. And then…to put it short…I didn’t expect to find Shino, who I hadn’t seen since the fountain, choking Shikamaru on the wall. It didn’t look he was making a small threat or something…he was really strangling Shikamaru! I could see him all red faced and he couldn’t breathe! And then…I wasn’t really proud of myself then…but… I clammed up…I was scared. Shino was REALLY trying to kill one of the few friends I have! Which…Shino was my friend too! I…I couldn’t do anything…until he noticed me and I could talk again! He let go and I helped Shikamaru. I really couldn’t tell what Shino’s expression…never could…not with those stupid shades and that damn collar! Why does he always do that anyway?! Does he always look like a murderer?!
I hated myself…for that moment…one of my bestfriends looked like a murderer… I tried to give him the benefit of the doubt. I BEGGED him to tell me why he did what he did…and oh yeah, he told me not to trust Shikamaru. Like what the fuck?! You were the one who hade gone homicidal and it’s him you don’t want me to trust?! I made my feelings known…he said nothing. All he said was that he was sorry and he left. He just ran away…I felt I had been stabbed in the back. Like I lost again…I always lose… I tried my best to pry something out of Shikamaru but he closed up too…and like everybody else he disappeared… Some almost birthday eh?
Well…that’s it…I don’t even know what to expect from school tomorrow. Since Shino abandoned me and Shikamaru is obviously avoiding me…should I even go? Is there really a point? Well…I’ll know when I wake up tomorrow. Sorry I look so…wet…right now…I cant find the tissues. But…that’s my miserable day…it was fun while it lasted…right… I’m glad I got it out of my chest though…I’m glad Shikamaru bought me this webcam, its so much less heavy than on paper. Okay…see you tomorrow. Uzumaki Naruto signing off…
Good night…
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Finally out of the hospital, though I still feel light in the head, I’m glad I’m not attached to an IV anymore. Finally the story will begin by next chapter, and I get to finally write about Gaara and Lee! I love them so! Not as a couple EEEWW!!
And to answer some of you who asked about Shuichi and Yuki’s relevance in this story, rejoice for they WILL have a not so small role later on!
PLEASE REVIEW!! I don’t get motivated if I don’t get enough reviews so please MOTIVATE me! Thank you all for supporting me and this fic! I'd be nothing without you!