A Completely Different Fanfiction

DISCLAIMER: Naruto does not belong to me.

Actually, Naruto was having better luck. After his usual bowl of ramen, Iruka-sensei, who still couldn't get over the fact that Naruto had sex with another boy, and Kakashi-sensei, who had predicted in his mind that Naruto might have sex with another boy, promised not to tell anybody. Naruto was praying in his head that Rock Lee would be alright.

He was now training with Jiraiya (Ero-sennin, to Naruto), who was writing a new chapter of Icha Icha Paradise, with details and ideas brought to him from Kakashi, while Naruto practiced chakra molding and many of the other basics of chakra control, so that the blonde would have better control of the Kyuubi. Jiraiya was smiling wickedly as he jotted down the events of this chapter.

"Ero-sennin! I did it, dattebayo!" Naruto shouted happily.

"Show me," Jiraiya replied, wishing that he could finish this chapter undisturbed. Naruto showed him that he could do the technique, and impressed the toad hermit with his accomplishments. "Good work, Naruto. That's it for today." Naruto, who was still jumping with joy over how he had accomplished a difficult technique had heard this and stopped in mid-air and said, "Wha...? You're kidding! That's it?! How come?!"

"Because I still have more research on the Akatsuki to find."

"You're just finding an excuse to look at girls in bath houses and come up with new ideas for your perverted books!" Naruto was pissed.

"That too..." Jiraiya's smile became broader.

"I still wanna learn more!" Naruto was now royaly pissed.

"In time, Naruto, in time," said the smiling toad hermit as he packed up his papers. Naruto was still fuming, when he decided to give up on the old man and head back to the village. Jiraiya looked at his pupil and smiled, saying, "One more thing!" He reached into his pocket and pulled out a few small foil-wrapped packets and a bottle of K-Y jelly, and handing them to Naruto. "Kakashi told me that these would come in handy. Always be prepared."

"..." This was Naruto's response. He wanted to strangle both Jiraiya and Kakashi for this. 'Damn, Ero-sennin... Damn Kakashi-sensei...' this ran through his head as he took the items and buried them deep into his pockets. One day, he would kill them both.

Meanwhile, Lee wasn't doing any better. The female medic nin doing his check up had two gloved fingers up his ass feeling for abnormalities of any kind. The poor boy was in pain from this, and a growing erection, trying not to have any thoughts of Naruto's cock in place of the medic nin's fingers. Burrowing deep inside him. 'Think horrible, frightening thoughts, Lee! You can do it!' he thought to himself. "Everything seems normal, Lee-san. Except you're a little sore, especially at the sphincter," said the medic nin. It took all of his control not to freak the woman out by bucking his hips to the two fingers inside him. He tried hopelessly trying to find a way to get rid of his erection. First he thought about what Naruto said about what Kakashi-sensei would look like underneath his mask. That had worked, except for the part where the medic nin's fingers went deeper. Then he thought about what Gai-sensei would look like if he used Naruto's oroike no jutsu. That had DEFINITELY worked. With that image in his mind, he was turned off all the way until the medic nin was done. "There, you're finished," said the smiling woman. He put his clothes back on. She gave him the prescription for his medicine and told him that he was free to go.

*Naruto's POV*

It's night time now. I cannot believe that Kakashi-sensei told Ero-sennin about this!! I went to my apartment and put my new "presents" in my underwear drawer, so that no one would be able to find it easily. I had also cleaned up my place because I had gotten so bored. This was after I met up with Hinata and her teammates to train. Then I did some more training with Neji and Tenten. Now that I think about it, these things would have come in handy when I was with Fuzzy Eyebrows last night and this morning. All things considered, this wasn't the worst day in my life. I looked in my refrigerator to see if I had anything to eat in there. I heard somebody knocking at my door. When I opened it, I was surprised to see Fuzzy Eyebrows knocking at my door, feeling a lot better, but still walking a bit awkward. Accompanying him was Neji. I greeted the two. They looked around my apartment like it was a museum and complimented me on how clean it was.

"Lee tells me that you had trained with Jiraiya-sama earlier. That would explain why you were improving, a bit," Neji said.

"Yeah, and the bastard left me hanging after about an hour," I said.

"He's a busy man," Fuzzy Eyebrows said.

I mumbled, "Busy my ass..."

"So, we don't have any missions, since our attempt to bring Sasuke back, I thought we'd just hang out for a bit. We don't normally do this." Fuzzy Eyebrows and I are looking at Neji with our mouths wide open! Did he just say that he wanted to hang out with us? This is a first! Oh well. There's nothing wrong with that. I had gotten a brilliant idea! I smirked and took out a bottle of sake that I had saved and said, "I have a fun game we can play! Let's play 'I Never.' One person says 'I've never done this' and who ever did what the person said has to take a drink."

Fuzzy Eyebrows said, "That's not a good idea."

Neji looked at me with an expression of so much fear, that he was going to shit his pants, and said, "Lee and alcohol DO NOT belong together... Put the sake away and let's just find something else to do."

Now I was curious. "Why do you say that? It's not like Fuzzy Eyebrows will become some loud-mouthed fist swinging idiot after a few cups. Nobody is that much of a light-weight"

Neji looked at me again. This time I was convinced, so I put the sake back in its hiding place. I went into my closet and found a few movies. We all decided to watch a few. We got the ones that looked interesting, turned on the TV and stuff. I heated up a huge bag of popcorn. We sat there watching the movie. I was sitting next to Fuzzy Eyebrows, who sat between Neji and me. Some parts of the movie made us laugh, some parts made Fuzzy Eyebrows cry, and Neji and me freak out at him.

After watching a few movies, we got bored and played Monopoly until about 1 in the morning. Only three words can describe this situation: "Fuck this game!" Yes, I did quote Dane Cook! Neji had beaten us! I ended up losing first! Fuzzy Eyebrows almost beat his ass, too! I swear he cheated, being the banker and he probably used the Byakugan while he weren't looking... anyway. Neji had passed out first and was asleep on the couch. This was perfect timing for Fuzzy Eyebrows and me to spend some alone time. We started kissing each other. I told him about the few "necessaries" that I had gotten earlier and he was happy. We're in my bedroom taking out clothes off, kissing each other, carressing each other, and touching each other. When we were finally naked, I let my lips trail from his, to his earlobe, down his neck, over his collarbone, and I sucked and bit gently on his left nipple, while playing with the other one with one of my hands. I then switch places. He starts to moan, a bit loud. "Sshhh... Try to keep you voice down," I said to him. He nods and I continue. I go down his chest, over his stomach, and finally down towards his cock. I lick the tip and I start to let my tongue trail around it and down to his balls. I gently suck on them, making him moan some more, and bring myself back to the shaft. I start sucking, feeling his fingers dig through my hair as I'm doing so.

*Rock Lee's POV*

After a day like I had, I felt that being with Naruto-kun was what I needed. We were in his bedroom, his head bobbing between my legs, while I'm trying not to scream too loud, remembering that Neji is in the living room. "Oh... god... N-naruto-kun!" My moans are quiet, or at least as quiet as I can get them. I don't want him to make me cum yet, so I brought his lips back to mine. He smiled and walked over to his underwear drawer taking out a condom and a bottle of lube. He opens the condom carefully and places it over my manhood, and smiles back at me while doing so. He takes a generous amount of lube and rubs my shaft down, feeling me grow in his hands, kissing me, and gently biting on my bottom lip. I bring his legs over my shoulders as he starts using his fingers to soften his entrance. I'm gently stroking myself as I watch him pleasure his ass with one hand, and take my shaft and his in the other hand and stroke them both at the same time. Fearing that I will cum before I get to penetrate him again, I kiss him, letting him know that I am more than ready to be inside of him. I hold onto his legs and keep them over my shoulders. Both of my knees are on either side of him, so I place him closer, so that my first thrust is good and deep. I press my tip into his entrance, and as soon as I hear him moan, "Aahh... go deeper." I do it. I enter him fully, filling him up. He's already had me inside him once, but I still can't help but start gently with him. I start thrusting itno him, and he bucks his hips. Making me hit that sweet spot inside him. The deeper I go, it feels like the condom is tightening on me. I don't think either of us are paying it much attention. All of a sudden, I feel it vibrating. I look into those youthful blue eyes (Youthful? Where did THAT come from?) and I go faster and deeper. Naruto-kun is trying his best not to scream and moan out to loud. But our pace is getting faster by the minute. "Aahh.. aaahh.. aahh! Aishiteru, Fuzzy Eyebrows!" I hear him say. "Aahh... Uhhh... Ai...ai.. shi.. te.. ru..., N-naruto-kun!" I say back to him. The bedroom is filling with the smell of sex and he and I are doing it. He stops me. Naruto-kun lays me, so that my head is on his pillow. He's above me now. He faced me and we kissed deeply. I feel my cock go back inside of him as he lowers his body. Both of us continue making love and our rhythm increasing again. Oh... gods... I don't want this to end! "Aahh... Uhhh... uhhh... uhh..." He's panting and trying to keep his moans as low as possible. I sit up and bring his body closer. I bring my face up to his neck and kiss him and suck on him while he rides me. I feel his neglected shaft hit my stomach with each thrust. I kiss his lips even and I feel our hot tongue rolling on each other and exploring the inner caverns of our mouths. I grab his neglected cock and I jerk and massage it.

*Neji's POV*

I was having a pleasant dream. Then, my sleep was interrupted when I hear a moan. At first I ignored it, and I tried to go back to sleep. I heard a "Naruto-kun..." and now even though I'm half-asleep, I'm wondering what those two are up to.

I see Naruto's bedroom door was left cracked open. I looked inside, being careful to make sure that neither of them heard me, and I see something I never thought I would see... Two guys having sex on Naruto's bed... and not just two ordinary guys! It's Naruto and Lee, of all people! 'Didn't those two used to like that girl, Sakura? When the hell did THIS happen?' I thought to myself. I'm just looking through the crack of the door and I see Naruto playing the part of uke. I have to admit, this is a VERY disturbing sight... and yet, I can't bring myself to look away. "Oh god, Fuzzy Eyebrows...! I'm going to cum! Aahh! I'm cumming!" I heard Naruto say. Then Lee's stomach is suddenly covered in the blonde's semen. I feel myself getting hot and my pants becoming tighter that they really are, as I watch on. I'm trying not to disturb the two, but I have the sudden urge to take of my clothes and pound my erection into the two boys on the bed. I can tell they're going faster when I hear the headboard of the bed start banging up against the wall. Lee just pulled out on Naruto, and has the boy on all fours. His shoulders and face pressed against his pillow and his ass in the air. Lee pushed back in and thrusts harder than the last few times. I finally can't bear it anymore. I pushed my pants down to my knees and I start thrusting my own erection into one hand, while using the other to massage my sack and trying not to make a sound. I just began to move faster when I heard a moan escape the lips of both boys.

*Naruto's POV*

Fuzzy Eyebrows started slaying me from behind. His hand moves from my cock to gently squeezing my balls, so while my erection is coming back, I start pleasuring it. My eyes are shut tight now, and I am enjoying this more that I did the first time. I heard either Kakashi-sensei or Ero-sennin saying that the first time isn't going to be the best. I'll admit that they were right. But, then again, Fuzzy Eybrows just felt so good! I had never felt anything like this! I want this to last! I start moaning and saying, "Don't stop! Please don't stop! Go harder! Uhh... uhh. uhh... That's it! Keep goin!" He did it too. He pulled out of me, flipped me over so that I'm laying on my back. I wanted him back in me so bad that I held both of my legs in my hands, looking at him with desperate eyes, for him to enter me again. I feel like a whore, but it feels good!

*Rock Lee's POV*

Naruto-kun... He has no idea how horny he's making me when he looks at me like that! I enter him immediately and he and I are thrusting into each other, that we don't care that the headboard is banging up against the wall! Neji may be sleep in the other room, but I hope that he's not a light sleeper. Naruto had jerked off himself and came on me again. This time, it's my turn to cum. "Naruto-kun! I... I'm going to cum so hard, I... I..." My words were cut of when I felt myself released and everything went white. My eyes shut tight as I collapse on top of him. We had fucked so hard that the condom had broken, and I came into Naruto-kun.

*Neji's POV*

I was now lying flat on my back, with my eyes watching them. I'm completely nude and I felt myself cum at the same time as Lee, and I felt my hot seed splatter all over my stomach. I don't know how, but I didn't make a single sound as I pleasured myself watching their love making session. Gods... that was hot... Why did I think that? They're both men for crying out loud! And I just masturbated to them fucking each other! I didn't have time to think about that, now. I got up and cleaned myself up, going back to bed with new images in my head.

*Naruto's POV*

I am SO glad that that condom broke. I didn't mind that it had some sort of vibrating device in it, but I loved it when Fuzzy Eyebrows came into me. He moves himself to my side, and kisses my passionately again. We get underneath my blankets and kiss each other goodnight. My "boyfriend" fell asleep immediately. I heard footsteps from outside of the room go back towards the couch. Neji, you pervert. You were watching us, weren't you? If I had to guess, you were spanking the monkey while you saw us fuck, didn't you? You could've joined us if you wanted. I thought about that. Did I really want Neji in this? Nah. Nope. I didn't think so. I turned and looked at Fuzzy Eyebrows and smiled. I whispered to him, "Aishiteru. Goodnight." Then I said a little louder, so that our little voyeur can hear me, "Goodnight, hentai bastard." He made a noise, letting me know that he heard me. I went to sleep after that.