'When life gives you Emails'
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Naruto › Yaoi - Male/Male
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Adult ++
Chapters:
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Reviews:
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Category:
Naruto › Yaoi - Male/Male
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
18
Views:
1,003
Reviews:
130
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
I do not own Naruto, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Sasuke
When life gives you Emails.
Saturday.
Munch,
Munch,
Munch.
Whoever invented pizza is a frigging genius.
Not as smart as he,
Sasuke Uchiha.
Hn.
Pausing in mid bite, Sasuke places the half eaten slice aside and wipes his hands off before going back to his Cum, Cum Paradise entry.
Yes, that’s right.
Latest chapter 15.
He's that brilliant.
And weirded out.
Has anyone seen his last review?
Oraday, on Aff.net, is his biggest stalker.
And,
Fan?
She's obsessed, that girl, but she at least has a clue!
Sasuke and Naruto forever!
Bet the dobe doesn't even know he's being stalked.
The idiot.
Fuming darkly, he leans back in his chair.
Recently his mood has been souring.
No one gets that he's gay.
Yes he's decided that since it’s too much trouble being straight.
Especially since one girl doesn't leave him the hell alone.
Sakura Haruno.
The bitch.
Taking his Naru-kun's attention away from him...
The whore.
Naruto's MINE!!!!
M-I-N-E!!! Mine!
Of course the ditz doesn't get it.
Breathe Sasuke breathe.
Pep-talking to himself is necessary.
If Sasuke could he would commit murder.
Mayhem....
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
.........................
Okay, Sasuke freaky-moment is clear.
Pressing two fingers to the middle of his brows, he squints before going back to typing.
This chapter?
It will not be a happy one.
Sasuke doesn't like the dobe.
Why is it fair the baka gets to be so cute as to entice him this much?
It’s a law against nature.
That’s what it is.
He pauses before gagging.
He was glad no one was around to hear him say that...
Shh...
Looks around...
Okay,
It’s safe.
Hellish girls.
The tell-tale 'You’ve Got Mail' ding sounds.
With a roll of the eyes, he clicks the e-mail open.
-FoxyS30
What are you wearing?-
FS3
Twitch,
Twitch.
Was that even Foxy?
-SasUKE
What kind of a question is that?
Click,
Send.
Seconds…
Minutes…
5-4-3-2-1...
'You’ve Got Mail' ding.
-FoxyS30
Just answer the question teme.-
FS3
Eyebrows,
Both,
Raise.
No it couldn't be...
Sends another reply.
Ding,
Opens mail.
-FoxyS30
That’s a no on the undies then?
Snickers*-
FS3
That no good...
Sasuke blanks his features considerably before replying back.
-SasUKE
WTF? Idiot.
This time when the bing went off he’s ready for it.
-FoxyS30
Don’t get mad. I wasn’t tryin to be mean. Stop bein so uptight. :(
FS3
Wow… The idiot apologized in his own stupid way.
And Sasuke is not uptight.
See?
Rolls shoulders.
Not tense.
But this baka is dense.
Ignore the rhyming.
But...
If anyone was looking or had the cameras rolling...
They would see the ever so slight smile that crossed the Uchiha's face as he chatted with the idiot for the rest of the night.
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Like it? Hate it? GAH! Omg guys! YOU GUYS ARE SO AWESOME! Thank you so much for your reviews and honest concerns. I’m feeling a lot better thanks to all your encouragement including my sweet beta! She so rules! THANK U ORADAY! You guys must check out her stories! I love each and everyone of them just give her a break on the updates! She’s been really busy and that’s why this chapter came out late too. Forgive her like I did? ^___^ I’d appreciate it and also! Guys! Check out the Savor your flavor, choose a story! I have 8 reviews so far but please give out your reviews there too or even on here! This Friday coming is your last chance to do so!
Responses to viewers;
Aff.net,
Oraday: Wow you’re the first person I get to review! LOL how lucky are you? I’m so glads you’re my beta and I do appreciate you helping me out! I try to make it as humor as possible but at the same time make it there character personality. If I’m off say something! LOL I always appreciate the advise. Ttul!!! *GLOMPS*
Anon: HAHAHAHAHA Okay? Honestly? I have my own plushies and I just wanted to bring out the sick obsession of it in Naruto form! Who better? LOL please keep reading! I hope you laugh more! Ttul!
Animehead: I’m so glads you liked the chapter! It means a lot to me that you do! And your not the only one! That’s my life too! I’m not making this crap up for my health! I base these things from my life though I have not ever done those gross things…The finger in ear? Yuck! LOL. AND! I loved your Naruto and Sasuke scene! GODS! You make the lemons hot hot! I still wanna be your beta if your ever needing one! Please keep reading and writing girly! Your stories rock!
Chishio: THANKY YOU! Omg hope you like this update! ^^ *HUGGLES!*
Ty: From the bottom of my heart I apologize. I hope this doesn’t conflict you from reading! I want ya to keep reading! I honestly didn’t know you were a guy since it didn’t lead me on to believe that though I shouldn’t assume the otherwise too. I apologize once more! ANNNNNNNNNNND to make up for it why don’t you tell me what you’d like to see happen in the next chappie? ^^ Ttul!
Reno’s_Lover: I try to make it cute but not impossibly stupid either you know? Naruto isn’t dumb…he’s just insanely cute! LOL. Thanks again for your review!
Spriggan_d: I love you, you know that? AHHH! I know! How can no one not love the naru man? GAH! He’s just so…Ukelicious! OMG! I love that word! I’ll frigging remember it to add into the story! WEEE! That’s so cutes! AND! Helpful advise? To catch the Sasuke lure him what he likes most…huh huh? ^^ HEHEHEHEHE. HAHAHAHAHA I’m so dumb. Ttul!
Madd envy freak: Thank you so much for your offer man it really makes me feel better that your willing you offer me your services when I needed a shoulder to cry on most. You just rock! THANK YOU!!!
SharinganEyes: Thank you for everything and wishing me well and waiting! Gods your awesome for waiting for my whiny self to come back! Thank you hun! Ttul!!
Psylocke: Well I can’t make everyone happy but at least you liked the first two so that counts for something right? LOL. Maybe you’ll like this chapter? Ttul!
TONFA,
Oni_Chan: *Munches on cookie* Thank you so much for the get wells and cookie! How’d you know chocolate chip was my favorite? ^^ And, who hasn’t wanted to be one with nature one way or another? LOL I am all the time! Though my butts starting to get sore…O.O And for liking both Uchiha’s? That is left unsaid. *Wiggles brows*
Hina88: Thank you for waiting and that your still going to read! Even if you don’t review I still hope your still interested in the story! Thank you for your support, it means so damn much to me! *SNIFFLES* Everythings a lot better! Thank you! ^____^
Deadly Dreams: WHAT?! ARE U SERIOUS?! That’s so f*** up! GODS! I’m sorry! Jesus I never knew parents could be that cruel! GAH! *GLOMPS* You need a glomp because I said so! You rock! I’m sorry your mom ever did that to ya! I’ll kick her butt if you want me to? LOL. I love ya! Ttul!
Spriggan_d: I’ll say it before and I’ll say it again! I LOVE YA! Thank you so much for your concerns. I’m feeling much better actually and things are working out fine at home. Just a lot of bullshit happening that went a little too far is all. Keep on reading!! Ttul!
A Vampires Butterfly: I’m glad you like my style of writing! It was what I was going for! Heheheh and…O.O you will not hurt my poor plushy! PLUSHY! *GRABS IT AND HUGS TIGHT* Naruto can’t protect it now since he’s in the john but he warns you! Believe it! HAHAHAHA Ttul!!
Naruto_newbie: Well he is an obsessive plushy kind of guy…can you blame him? LMAO Please keep on reading!
Allie_Chan: Well of course he wants the Sasuke man! He’s just so yummy to want! And I thought making Sasuke a bad speller once in a life time would be funny, go figure. LOL. Ttul! Keep on reading!
GAH! Long reviews short now over! BWAHAHAH! Lol just kidding! I love answering you guys! You all just rock! AND! OMG I CAN’T BELIEVE THE HITS I HAVE! *Dances* I’m gonna party tonight! Woot woot! See ya!
Saturday.
Munch,
Munch,
Munch.
Whoever invented pizza is a frigging genius.
Not as smart as he,
Sasuke Uchiha.
Hn.
Pausing in mid bite, Sasuke places the half eaten slice aside and wipes his hands off before going back to his Cum, Cum Paradise entry.
Yes, that’s right.
Latest chapter 15.
He's that brilliant.
And weirded out.
Has anyone seen his last review?
Oraday, on Aff.net, is his biggest stalker.
And,
Fan?
She's obsessed, that girl, but she at least has a clue!
Sasuke and Naruto forever!
Bet the dobe doesn't even know he's being stalked.
The idiot.
Fuming darkly, he leans back in his chair.
Recently his mood has been souring.
No one gets that he's gay.
Yes he's decided that since it’s too much trouble being straight.
Especially since one girl doesn't leave him the hell alone.
Sakura Haruno.
The bitch.
Taking his Naru-kun's attention away from him...
The whore.
Naruto's MINE!!!!
M-I-N-E!!! Mine!
Of course the ditz doesn't get it.
Breathe Sasuke breathe.
Pep-talking to himself is necessary.
If Sasuke could he would commit murder.
Mayhem....
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
.........................
Okay, Sasuke freaky-moment is clear.
Pressing two fingers to the middle of his brows, he squints before going back to typing.
This chapter?
It will not be a happy one.
Sasuke doesn't like the dobe.
Why is it fair the baka gets to be so cute as to entice him this much?
It’s a law against nature.
That’s what it is.
He pauses before gagging.
He was glad no one was around to hear him say that...
Shh...
Looks around...
Okay,
It’s safe.
Hellish girls.
The tell-tale 'You’ve Got Mail' ding sounds.
With a roll of the eyes, he clicks the e-mail open.
-FoxyS30
What are you wearing?-
FS3
Twitch,
Twitch.
Was that even Foxy?
-SasUKE
What kind of a question is that?
Click,
Send.
Seconds…
Minutes…
5-4-3-2-1...
'You’ve Got Mail' ding.
-FoxyS30
Just answer the question teme.-
FS3
Eyebrows,
Both,
Raise.
No it couldn't be...
Sends another reply.
Ding,
Opens mail.
-FoxyS30
That’s a no on the undies then?
Snickers*-
FS3
That no good...
Sasuke blanks his features considerably before replying back.
-SasUKE
WTF? Idiot.
This time when the bing went off he’s ready for it.
-FoxyS30
Don’t get mad. I wasn’t tryin to be mean. Stop bein so uptight. :(
FS3
Wow… The idiot apologized in his own stupid way.
And Sasuke is not uptight.
See?
Rolls shoulders.
Not tense.
But this baka is dense.
Ignore the rhyming.
But...
If anyone was looking or had the cameras rolling...
They would see the ever so slight smile that crossed the Uchiha's face as he chatted with the idiot for the rest of the night.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Like it? Hate it? GAH! Omg guys! YOU GUYS ARE SO AWESOME! Thank you so much for your reviews and honest concerns. I’m feeling a lot better thanks to all your encouragement including my sweet beta! She so rules! THANK U ORADAY! You guys must check out her stories! I love each and everyone of them just give her a break on the updates! She’s been really busy and that’s why this chapter came out late too. Forgive her like I did? ^___^ I’d appreciate it and also! Guys! Check out the Savor your flavor, choose a story! I have 8 reviews so far but please give out your reviews there too or even on here! This Friday coming is your last chance to do so!
Responses to viewers;
Aff.net,
Oraday: Wow you’re the first person I get to review! LOL how lucky are you? I’m so glads you’re my beta and I do appreciate you helping me out! I try to make it as humor as possible but at the same time make it there character personality. If I’m off say something! LOL I always appreciate the advise. Ttul!!! *GLOMPS*
Anon: HAHAHAHAHA Okay? Honestly? I have my own plushies and I just wanted to bring out the sick obsession of it in Naruto form! Who better? LOL please keep reading! I hope you laugh more! Ttul!
Animehead: I’m so glads you liked the chapter! It means a lot to me that you do! And your not the only one! That’s my life too! I’m not making this crap up for my health! I base these things from my life though I have not ever done those gross things…The finger in ear? Yuck! LOL. AND! I loved your Naruto and Sasuke scene! GODS! You make the lemons hot hot! I still wanna be your beta if your ever needing one! Please keep reading and writing girly! Your stories rock!
Chishio: THANKY YOU! Omg hope you like this update! ^^ *HUGGLES!*
Ty: From the bottom of my heart I apologize. I hope this doesn’t conflict you from reading! I want ya to keep reading! I honestly didn’t know you were a guy since it didn’t lead me on to believe that though I shouldn’t assume the otherwise too. I apologize once more! ANNNNNNNNNNND to make up for it why don’t you tell me what you’d like to see happen in the next chappie? ^^ Ttul!
Reno’s_Lover: I try to make it cute but not impossibly stupid either you know? Naruto isn’t dumb…he’s just insanely cute! LOL. Thanks again for your review!
Spriggan_d: I love you, you know that? AHHH! I know! How can no one not love the naru man? GAH! He’s just so…Ukelicious! OMG! I love that word! I’ll frigging remember it to add into the story! WEEE! That’s so cutes! AND! Helpful advise? To catch the Sasuke lure him what he likes most…huh huh? ^^ HEHEHEHEHE. HAHAHAHAHA I’m so dumb. Ttul!
Madd envy freak: Thank you so much for your offer man it really makes me feel better that your willing you offer me your services when I needed a shoulder to cry on most. You just rock! THANK YOU!!!
SharinganEyes: Thank you for everything and wishing me well and waiting! Gods your awesome for waiting for my whiny self to come back! Thank you hun! Ttul!!
Psylocke: Well I can’t make everyone happy but at least you liked the first two so that counts for something right? LOL. Maybe you’ll like this chapter? Ttul!
TONFA,
Oni_Chan: *Munches on cookie* Thank you so much for the get wells and cookie! How’d you know chocolate chip was my favorite? ^^ And, who hasn’t wanted to be one with nature one way or another? LOL I am all the time! Though my butts starting to get sore…O.O And for liking both Uchiha’s? That is left unsaid. *Wiggles brows*
Hina88: Thank you for waiting and that your still going to read! Even if you don’t review I still hope your still interested in the story! Thank you for your support, it means so damn much to me! *SNIFFLES* Everythings a lot better! Thank you! ^____^
Deadly Dreams: WHAT?! ARE U SERIOUS?! That’s so f*** up! GODS! I’m sorry! Jesus I never knew parents could be that cruel! GAH! *GLOMPS* You need a glomp because I said so! You rock! I’m sorry your mom ever did that to ya! I’ll kick her butt if you want me to? LOL. I love ya! Ttul!
Spriggan_d: I’ll say it before and I’ll say it again! I LOVE YA! Thank you so much for your concerns. I’m feeling much better actually and things are working out fine at home. Just a lot of bullshit happening that went a little too far is all. Keep on reading!! Ttul!
A Vampires Butterfly: I’m glad you like my style of writing! It was what I was going for! Heheheh and…O.O you will not hurt my poor plushy! PLUSHY! *GRABS IT AND HUGS TIGHT* Naruto can’t protect it now since he’s in the john but he warns you! Believe it! HAHAHAHA Ttul!!
Naruto_newbie: Well he is an obsessive plushy kind of guy…can you blame him? LMAO Please keep on reading!
Allie_Chan: Well of course he wants the Sasuke man! He’s just so yummy to want! And I thought making Sasuke a bad speller once in a life time would be funny, go figure. LOL. Ttul! Keep on reading!
GAH! Long reviews short now over! BWAHAHAH! Lol just kidding! I love answering you guys! You all just rock! AND! OMG I CAN’T BELIEVE THE HITS I HAVE! *Dances* I’m gonna party tonight! Woot woot! See ya!