Can I See Your Package
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Part 6
Can I See Your Package
Part 6
Disclaimer: I don’t own
Warnings: all warnings stated in earlier parts. No offence meant to anyone. Oh and anime cliche galore used....
Kakashi followed Gai into the house and sighed as he was given the evil eye. Oh yeah sure, while Gai and Lee went on in their oblivious world of sunshine and gumdrops, Kakashi was stuck with the dark and evil sand manipulator. Ok so maybe the kid wasn’t ~that~ bad, hell Lee seemed happy and all but still, the short ninja was creepy... Kakashi quickly pulled out his book, he needed some distraction away from the ‘evil eye’ and from tweedle-dee and tweedle- dum over there talking about god knows what. Yes Kakashi decided he was going to loose himself in porn.
Meanwhile, Gai and Lee were discussing how everything was going, and Gaara, well, Gaara was annoyed as all hell. First he’s getting a great blow job, then some nice cuddling, then all of a sudden Lee’s out the door practically molesting his sensei, who he acts like he hadn’t seen in years. Gaara glared at Kakashi, it was all that perverts fault. If he had done his job to keep Gai ~occupied~ Gaara would have Lee all to himself. Oh yes Kakashi would pay!
“No it’s ok now Gai-sensei!, Gaara said I didn’t have to try to hide it anymore, so I’ll be ok now.” Gai nodded as his student somewhat rambled on and on about his and Gaara’s relationship. Now Gai was incredibly happy that his most youthful apprentice was ecstatic in his relationship, but seriously he wasn’t looking for ~details~! Gai looked over to his lover and glared, of course he’d have that stupid book with him. Then his eyes shifted over to Gaara who looked to be ~really~ pissed. Gai figured that they had walked in on one of those moments Lee was describing in very great detail.
“Um, Lee, while I am very happy to hear you are alright now, I really don’t think...” Lee had those damn sparkles in his eyes again and Gai hesitated. Kakashi, who was having a ~really~ hard time ignoring Gaara’s glare, looked over to Gai and groaned.
“Look Lee, if you haven’t noticed, your boyfriend over there has been giving me ‘the eye’ since we damn well walked in here. I think we should be going now”. Kakashi stood only to have ~everyone~ in the room glaring at him, all for different reasons of course. Kakashi sighed, this was just great, he could never get a break. Lee shook his head.
“Kakashi-sensei, that’s just Gaara’s normal look, plus I would love for you both to stay for dinner!” Kakashi’s eye twitched as Gaara’s glare became even colder. Seriously, did Gaara have to go over to Kakashi and rip his heart out then ~eat it~ before Lee realized Gaara was angry??!! The silver-haired ninja shuddered at the thought, ok it was time to get Gai and ~run~! But of course Gai, being practically in love with his young clone, couldn’t say no. So he ignored his lover’s safety, because obviously Gaara was blaming the copy-nin, and he agreed to having dinner with them. Kakashi was ~not~ happy...
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Gaara was checking the meat in the oven while Lee and Gai continued talking about whatever crap they liked to talk about. But that was not what was on Gaara’s mind, what was on Gaara’s mind, was how he was going to utterly destroy Kakashi, of course that was basically the only person left to blame. Gaara could never blame his lover for anything and that of course meant he didn’t want to upset him, so blaming his mentor was out of the question, so that left Kakashi. Gaara had no problem thinking of ways to make the other man suffer, only problem was, most of those ways were bloody and very disturbing. He had promised Lee he’d keep his imagination limited when it came to harming others so ~all~ those ideas were a no-no. Gaara sighed as he pulled his head out of the oven and stirred the veggies on top of the stove. Why the hell was he cooking for guests he didn’t even want?? Oh yeah he was in love....god this sucked....
Kakashi looked over the edge of his book to check on Gaara, it wasn’t that he was scared per-say, but slightly nervous. Hell he had a highly skilled (and slightly mental) ninja after his blood for interrupting ‘private time’ with his lover, so yeah slightly nervous was a good phrase for it. But seriously it’s not as if he ~wanted~ to be here, hell he’d rather be home trying pages 78-94 with Gai right this moment. Well at least he knew (if he got back alive) that Gai would be his slave for a while. He sighed as he sunk lower into his chair, he couldn’t even concentrate on his book what with the red head trying to melt his face off with his eyes and Gai and Lee talking about...what were they talking about now? Oh right how many laps they did around Konoha. Kakashi was tempted to bring up how many rounds he and Gai had in the sack but Gaara’d probably get even angrier and that was not a pleasant thought. Oh yeah Gai ~so~ owed him one.
“I’ve been training everyday just like you told me Gai-Sensei!” Gai smiled at the young man. Such youthful-ness was a beautiful thing, of course that was ignoring the extra activities he performed with Gaara. Not that love wasn’t beautiful, but to hear about his precious pupil actually going at it with Gaara....well that just wasn’t something he was interested in hearing about. Kakashi though was a different story, he thought it ~hilarious~ to bring up Lee’s private activities around Gai. The copy-nin did it just to watch his lover squirm, and Gai had punched him in the head plenty of times for it. Though it seemed his lover was quite dense for being a genius considering just how many times he’d punched the jounin in the jaw. “Are you alright Gai-Sensei? You seem rather distracted?” Gai shook his head and gave Lee the ‘good guy’ pose. Kakashi was heard groaning in the background.
“Not that again Gai...” Gai ignored his lover and smiled at Lee.
“It’s good to know you are doing what I told you, that is important to being the best ninja you can be.”
“Does fucking another man also help get to that goal Gai?” Gai turned with fire in his eyes as Kakashi nonchalantly turned a page in his book. Lee looked at Gai with wide eyes then turned to his lover....well turned to where his lover was the last time he saw him.
“Gaara?” Lee ignored the noise of his sensei beating the ever loving shit out of his own lover. “Love?” Lee walked into the living room and saw Gaara kneeling on the ground holding something and grinning, but not the sweet, sexy grin that Lee loved so much, oh no, it was that murderous grin that Lee was ~very~ scared of. “Um, Gaara, lovey, what are you doing?” Gaara turned to Lee and showed him what he had in his hands. That’s when Lee noticed the sewing kit next to the younger boy. “Uh....” Gaara ~cackled~, actually fucking cackled as he took his new ‘toy’ and laid it on the ground. “Gaara, please tell me that is ~not~ what I think it is! I thought you were over that juvenile behavior!” Gaara turned to look at Lee with his evil grin still in place.
“But doesn’t it look just like him?” Lee frowned as he looked at the little voodoo doll of Kakashi, he did have to admit, his lover was very skilled with a needle....but that’s besides the point.
“Yes Gaara, it’s lovely but I thought you said you were over this type of revenge on people...Plus what did Hakashi do to you? All he’s been doing is sitting and reading that perverted book....” Gaara frowned.
“Oh no he wasn’t just reading his book, he was busy not doing his job!” Lee looked at Gaara, his eyebrow quirked slightly.
“And what job is that love?” Gaara frowned and suddenly he was chibi sized, his eyes wide and teary and he was holding the Kakashi doll like a teddy bear.
“He was supposed to keep Gai busy so I could spend time with you!” Lee felt tears run down his own face at the absolute cuteness of the whole situation.
“Oh Gaara that’s so cute!!” Lee tackled (a now full sized) Gaara to the ground and kissed him. “Don’t worry Gaara my love I’ll make sure to spend the next few days with no one but you!” Gaara smiled as he was cuddled by Lee, the voodoo doll now lying on the ground. Shortly after the glomping, Gai walked into the room and smiled slightly at the cute sight. Kakashi came in after, his nose was bleeding and his visible eye was black with a bruise, he also had a huge bump on his head. He wiped his nose and sniffled a little, why Gai had to beat the snot out of him was a mystery to him. He looked at the sight in front of him and rolled his eye as best he could with it being swollen. That’s when he noticed the doll on the ground, well actually it was being picked up by Gai who looked at it skeptically.
“Is this a voodoo doll?” Gaara glared at the interrupted snuggling session and nodded as Lee continued to nuzzle his little panda. Gai turned to Kakashi and grinned. Kakashi had never been more frightened in his life.
“Why am I suddenly being screwed so bad??” Gai just smiled and somehow pocketed the doll. Kakashi couldn’t help the little hearts floating above his head (even after he got his ass kicked and he knew Gai would torture him with that doll later) he just loved how Gai could hide anything in that damn spandex!
Lee jumped up and helped Gaara to his feet. “Why don’t we go eat now, I think.....Wow Gai-Sensei, you really did a number on Kakashi-sensei...do you need something for the pain?” Kakashi was nuzzling Gai’s neck from behind when he turned to Lee and shook his head.
“Don’t worry ‘bout it, I’ll get your sensei back later.” He smiled as Gai’s ears turned red. He also pulled out the little doll and put it in his own pocket. “As for you ~sensei~ I’m definitely going to find out how you got that doll there, I mean I know you want me to get in your pants but really...in front of the kids?” Gai blushed deeply as his perverted lover nuzzled his neck some more. Lee watched wide eyed as his sensei was molested. That’s when he felt Gaara tug on his arm.
“Hurry up lets eat and get them out of here so we don’t have to suffer watching that anymore.” Lee nodded dumbly as they all headed to the kitchen. Oh yeah, dinner then get the fuck out we don’t want to see you both sexing each other up....yeah what a wonderful meal this was going to be...
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TBC...
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Part 6
Disclaimer: I don’t own
Warnings: all warnings stated in earlier parts. No offence meant to anyone. Oh and anime cliche galore used....
Kakashi followed Gai into the house and sighed as he was given the evil eye. Oh yeah sure, while Gai and Lee went on in their oblivious world of sunshine and gumdrops, Kakashi was stuck with the dark and evil sand manipulator. Ok so maybe the kid wasn’t ~that~ bad, hell Lee seemed happy and all but still, the short ninja was creepy... Kakashi quickly pulled out his book, he needed some distraction away from the ‘evil eye’ and from tweedle-dee and tweedle- dum over there talking about god knows what. Yes Kakashi decided he was going to loose himself in porn.
Meanwhile, Gai and Lee were discussing how everything was going, and Gaara, well, Gaara was annoyed as all hell. First he’s getting a great blow job, then some nice cuddling, then all of a sudden Lee’s out the door practically molesting his sensei, who he acts like he hadn’t seen in years. Gaara glared at Kakashi, it was all that perverts fault. If he had done his job to keep Gai ~occupied~ Gaara would have Lee all to himself. Oh yes Kakashi would pay!
“No it’s ok now Gai-sensei!, Gaara said I didn’t have to try to hide it anymore, so I’ll be ok now.” Gai nodded as his student somewhat rambled on and on about his and Gaara’s relationship. Now Gai was incredibly happy that his most youthful apprentice was ecstatic in his relationship, but seriously he wasn’t looking for ~details~! Gai looked over to his lover and glared, of course he’d have that stupid book with him. Then his eyes shifted over to Gaara who looked to be ~really~ pissed. Gai figured that they had walked in on one of those moments Lee was describing in very great detail.
“Um, Lee, while I am very happy to hear you are alright now, I really don’t think...” Lee had those damn sparkles in his eyes again and Gai hesitated. Kakashi, who was having a ~really~ hard time ignoring Gaara’s glare, looked over to Gai and groaned.
“Look Lee, if you haven’t noticed, your boyfriend over there has been giving me ‘the eye’ since we damn well walked in here. I think we should be going now”. Kakashi stood only to have ~everyone~ in the room glaring at him, all for different reasons of course. Kakashi sighed, this was just great, he could never get a break. Lee shook his head.
“Kakashi-sensei, that’s just Gaara’s normal look, plus I would love for you both to stay for dinner!” Kakashi’s eye twitched as Gaara’s glare became even colder. Seriously, did Gaara have to go over to Kakashi and rip his heart out then ~eat it~ before Lee realized Gaara was angry??!! The silver-haired ninja shuddered at the thought, ok it was time to get Gai and ~run~! But of course Gai, being practically in love with his young clone, couldn’t say no. So he ignored his lover’s safety, because obviously Gaara was blaming the copy-nin, and he agreed to having dinner with them. Kakashi was ~not~ happy...
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Gaara was checking the meat in the oven while Lee and Gai continued talking about whatever crap they liked to talk about. But that was not what was on Gaara’s mind, what was on Gaara’s mind, was how he was going to utterly destroy Kakashi, of course that was basically the only person left to blame. Gaara could never blame his lover for anything and that of course meant he didn’t want to upset him, so blaming his mentor was out of the question, so that left Kakashi. Gaara had no problem thinking of ways to make the other man suffer, only problem was, most of those ways were bloody and very disturbing. He had promised Lee he’d keep his imagination limited when it came to harming others so ~all~ those ideas were a no-no. Gaara sighed as he pulled his head out of the oven and stirred the veggies on top of the stove. Why the hell was he cooking for guests he didn’t even want?? Oh yeah he was in love....god this sucked....
Kakashi looked over the edge of his book to check on Gaara, it wasn’t that he was scared per-say, but slightly nervous. Hell he had a highly skilled (and slightly mental) ninja after his blood for interrupting ‘private time’ with his lover, so yeah slightly nervous was a good phrase for it. But seriously it’s not as if he ~wanted~ to be here, hell he’d rather be home trying pages 78-94 with Gai right this moment. Well at least he knew (if he got back alive) that Gai would be his slave for a while. He sighed as he sunk lower into his chair, he couldn’t even concentrate on his book what with the red head trying to melt his face off with his eyes and Gai and Lee talking about...what were they talking about now? Oh right how many laps they did around Konoha. Kakashi was tempted to bring up how many rounds he and Gai had in the sack but Gaara’d probably get even angrier and that was not a pleasant thought. Oh yeah Gai ~so~ owed him one.
“I’ve been training everyday just like you told me Gai-Sensei!” Gai smiled at the young man. Such youthful-ness was a beautiful thing, of course that was ignoring the extra activities he performed with Gaara. Not that love wasn’t beautiful, but to hear about his precious pupil actually going at it with Gaara....well that just wasn’t something he was interested in hearing about. Kakashi though was a different story, he thought it ~hilarious~ to bring up Lee’s private activities around Gai. The copy-nin did it just to watch his lover squirm, and Gai had punched him in the head plenty of times for it. Though it seemed his lover was quite dense for being a genius considering just how many times he’d punched the jounin in the jaw. “Are you alright Gai-Sensei? You seem rather distracted?” Gai shook his head and gave Lee the ‘good guy’ pose. Kakashi was heard groaning in the background.
“Not that again Gai...” Gai ignored his lover and smiled at Lee.
“It’s good to know you are doing what I told you, that is important to being the best ninja you can be.”
“Does fucking another man also help get to that goal Gai?” Gai turned with fire in his eyes as Kakashi nonchalantly turned a page in his book. Lee looked at Gai with wide eyes then turned to his lover....well turned to where his lover was the last time he saw him.
“Gaara?” Lee ignored the noise of his sensei beating the ever loving shit out of his own lover. “Love?” Lee walked into the living room and saw Gaara kneeling on the ground holding something and grinning, but not the sweet, sexy grin that Lee loved so much, oh no, it was that murderous grin that Lee was ~very~ scared of. “Um, Gaara, lovey, what are you doing?” Gaara turned to Lee and showed him what he had in his hands. That’s when Lee noticed the sewing kit next to the younger boy. “Uh....” Gaara ~cackled~, actually fucking cackled as he took his new ‘toy’ and laid it on the ground. “Gaara, please tell me that is ~not~ what I think it is! I thought you were over that juvenile behavior!” Gaara turned to look at Lee with his evil grin still in place.
“But doesn’t it look just like him?” Lee frowned as he looked at the little voodoo doll of Kakashi, he did have to admit, his lover was very skilled with a needle....but that’s besides the point.
“Yes Gaara, it’s lovely but I thought you said you were over this type of revenge on people...Plus what did Hakashi do to you? All he’s been doing is sitting and reading that perverted book....” Gaara frowned.
“Oh no he wasn’t just reading his book, he was busy not doing his job!” Lee looked at Gaara, his eyebrow quirked slightly.
“And what job is that love?” Gaara frowned and suddenly he was chibi sized, his eyes wide and teary and he was holding the Kakashi doll like a teddy bear.
“He was supposed to keep Gai busy so I could spend time with you!” Lee felt tears run down his own face at the absolute cuteness of the whole situation.
“Oh Gaara that’s so cute!!” Lee tackled (a now full sized) Gaara to the ground and kissed him. “Don’t worry Gaara my love I’ll make sure to spend the next few days with no one but you!” Gaara smiled as he was cuddled by Lee, the voodoo doll now lying on the ground. Shortly after the glomping, Gai walked into the room and smiled slightly at the cute sight. Kakashi came in after, his nose was bleeding and his visible eye was black with a bruise, he also had a huge bump on his head. He wiped his nose and sniffled a little, why Gai had to beat the snot out of him was a mystery to him. He looked at the sight in front of him and rolled his eye as best he could with it being swollen. That’s when he noticed the doll on the ground, well actually it was being picked up by Gai who looked at it skeptically.
“Is this a voodoo doll?” Gaara glared at the interrupted snuggling session and nodded as Lee continued to nuzzle his little panda. Gai turned to Kakashi and grinned. Kakashi had never been more frightened in his life.
“Why am I suddenly being screwed so bad??” Gai just smiled and somehow pocketed the doll. Kakashi couldn’t help the little hearts floating above his head (even after he got his ass kicked and he knew Gai would torture him with that doll later) he just loved how Gai could hide anything in that damn spandex!
Lee jumped up and helped Gaara to his feet. “Why don’t we go eat now, I think.....Wow Gai-Sensei, you really did a number on Kakashi-sensei...do you need something for the pain?” Kakashi was nuzzling Gai’s neck from behind when he turned to Lee and shook his head.
“Don’t worry ‘bout it, I’ll get your sensei back later.” He smiled as Gai’s ears turned red. He also pulled out the little doll and put it in his own pocket. “As for you ~sensei~ I’m definitely going to find out how you got that doll there, I mean I know you want me to get in your pants but really...in front of the kids?” Gai blushed deeply as his perverted lover nuzzled his neck some more. Lee watched wide eyed as his sensei was molested. That’s when he felt Gaara tug on his arm.
“Hurry up lets eat and get them out of here so we don’t have to suffer watching that anymore.” Lee nodded dumbly as they all headed to the kitchen. Oh yeah, dinner then get the fuck out we don’t want to see you both sexing each other up....yeah what a wonderful meal this was going to be...
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TBC...
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