Too good

A/N: So, at the suggestion of a reviewer, I’m considering making Kakashi the uke and I want to know how the readers feel about this. Vote yes or no, please; telling me why is always good to. Thanks! Now, on with the porn!!!!

Too Good
Chapter 5


When Kakashi began to snore lightly, Iruka pushed him off the bed. This was no time for sleeping, dammit! He was a needy, helpless little chuunin! And he wasn’t about to start molesting Kakashi while the man slept, he wasn’t that desperate…yet. As things stood (yes, little Iruka was standing at attention most definitely) Iruka was desperate enough to eject his lover, who had had the gall to fall asleep on him, out of their bed to get his attention. He’d already jostled him, called his name and bitten him, but the sex coma Kakashi was in clearly called for something more dramatic in order to rouse the jounin.

With an undignified thud, Kakashi found himself on the cold floor, dazedly wondering why his ‘Ruka-chan would do such a thing. When he glanced up at his lover, though, he was enlightened as to why his sweet hazelnut-coffee-caramel chuunin would do such a reprehensible thing. ‘Ruka-chan was nowhere to be found. In fact, ‘Ruka-chan had only made a few token appearances that afternoon, and instead he found himself facing the Umino-minx: that feisty, aggressive, sexy Iruka. Inner!Kakashi shrank a bit in apprehension, wondering if dismissing that clone hadn’t been such a smooth move even if it did have its greedy hands and lips on his Iruka.

“Um, I brought toys,” Kakashi offered hopefully, looking up with the puppy eyes he had so diligently copied from a two year old.

Iruka seemed to soften a bit, then he blushed cutely as he looked down abashedly before mumbling something. It always amazed Kakashi how quickly his lover could change his demeanor.

“What was that?” Kakashi asked, straining his ears to catch what his chuunin had said.

Iruka again mumbled something, only slightly louder but still inaudible to Kakashi.

“I’m sorry, could you say it louder?” he offered.

“I WANT YOU INSIDE ME AGAIN!” shouted Iruka, his blush now crimson.

Oh Kami! Kakashi would have liked nothing more than the chance to ravish his super sexy Iruka again, but little Kakashi just wasn’t up to the task this time. He’d been pushed to his limits of endurance in this short span of time, and he just couldn’t keep up with this aphrodisiac-enhanced Iruka. ‘Oh well, at least now there’s a valid reason for using all my toys’ Inner!Kakashi spoke up nonchalantly.

“Eh eh eh, I’d love to help you out, but I didn’t get a dose of your love potion so I’m a little…drained,” Kakashi said smiling happily up at Iruka as he also reached out and snagged the box to pull it over. “But there are other things we can do. I could suck you off again, or we could play a little. See, I brought my toy box. I’ll even let you pick,” the jounin generously proposed.

Iruka looked at Kakashi, then he looked at the box, then he looked at Kakashi, then the box, then he blushed scarlet again, looked at Kakashi, looked at the box, and said, “I can’t believe I’m actually going to let you do this, but….okay. Why don’t you pick something you think I might like?”

Kakashi sprang up onto the bed and glomped Iruka. It was like his birthday, New Years, and the new release of an Icha Icha book all rolled into one.

“Okay love,” Kakashi leered openly, “but you have to close your eyes. I want to surprise you.”

“O-o-okay,” Iruka faltered, “just…don’t surprise me too much.”

‘Why don’t you pick, why don’t you pick, why don’t you pick’ It was with those magical words playing in his head that Kakashi reached with trembling hands into the box. He picked up some nipple clamps, ‘hmmmm, but Iruka’s already pretty turned on,’ put them back and pulled out a butt plug, ‘exciting, but no’ put it back and pulled out a blindfold, ‘yes, wouldn’t want him to peek now, would we’ and he fastened it around his beloved’s eyes, repeating his admonition “No peeking,” out loud.

Surprisingly, Iruka felt himself relax once the blindfold was fixed in place; he should be feeling more anxious, not being able to see what was going to happen and also tied up like he was, but it felt good to be like this, in an odd sort of way. He was in Kakashi’s hands, and that somehow made him feel safe. That feeling quickly vanished when he heard Kakashi begin to laugh deviously, apparently having found what it was he was looking for. Iruka felt a shudder travel up his spine, raising the little hairs on the back of his neck. The bed shifted under Kakashi’s weight as he climbed up beside Iruka.

“Open wide,” he teased, and Iruka felt strong hands parting his thighs. More shivers. The hands sliding downward. Panting. Fingers between his ass cheeks. A moan. The click of a cap, lube wetting him. A sigh. Something a bit wider and much less spongy in texture than Kakashi bumping against his pucker, teasing him as it spread him just a bit before backing out again. A gasp. Pushing again, spreading him, wider this time; the tip of whatever it was had been tapered, and it was much thicker around than he had expected. A whimper. A final entry and the flared head of the toy popped inside. A loud moan. Being penetrated, deeper and deeper, gentle thrusts in before pulling back out, the thick head squeezing past his prostate to send sparks of pleasure up his body, making his cock jump and precum bead at the head.

Kakashi watched as he teased his lover’s hole opened, biting his own lip to keep himself from moaning along with Iruka as the toy stretched and then filled him. If he hadn’t come so many times already, the sight and sounds of this penetration would have sent him into rock-hard readiness, but, as it was, all he felt was a dull throbbing ache. Iruka, on the other hand, was raring to go, and Kakashi almost swore he could see the swollen organ pulsing. He dipped his head to lap the precum from the tip as soon as it welled out, earning another few bitter droplets and a cry from Iruka.

Blinded behind the mask, Iruka felt a soft kiss land on the tip of his member. He never thought being so vulnerable would be this exciting. His body jumped and twitched under the touches, the excitement building between each caress, each stroke, each lick so that little bursts of adrenalin seemed to charge through him. It made sense; the fight or flight response turned on when his body was keyed-up with anxious expectation. That sure as hell was happening now, and he waited in breathless anticipation for the next contact. The potent hormone served to heighten the sensations he was experiencing, made his nerves more sensitive, made everything that much better.

Iruka’s breath came in harsh pants and gasps punctuated by small moans and cries as Kakashi began to stroke his inner thigh with one hand while plunging the toy into him faster with the other. The damned thing had a ribbed texture, which extended the pleasure to his anal lining along with the bulbed head of the toy squeezing past his prostate again and again.

“How does it feel,” Kakashi’s voice was a low bass, heavy with lust.

“It’s….different…but good.” Iruka managed to get out as his chest heaved, “It feels good right on my prostate.”

“Right here?” Kakashi breathed into Iruka’s thigh.

“Y-yes, ohhhhhh kami,” Iruka moaned as Kakashi slid the dildo into him slowly, pausing when he felt the resistance which was the small swollen outline of his prostate so that the thick head of the dildo was putting pressure directly underneath it.

And that’s when Kakashi moved his hand slightly, and Iruka discovered that the toy was not, in fact, a dildo. It was a vibrator. A vibrator which had just now been turned on. And as the toy buzzed away in his ass, Iruka gave a high pitched cry and came all over himself, even managing to get some spunk on his face.

“Oh god, you’re so fucking hot, Iruka,” Kakashi moaned out as he watched his lover undulate against the bed, bound and blindfolded with Kakashi’s toy in his ass and his own cum on his face. Kakashi had to have a taste. He climbed onto his hands and knees over Iruka and licked at the still warm fluid splattered across the man’s cheek, lost in the smell of his sex and the taste of his cum. Suddenly, Kakashi jerked the blindfold off Iruka, needing to see his eyes, wanting him to see as well. Dazed brown met blue and red, and Kakashi kissed him hard and fierce on the mouth.

Iruka moaned again, trying to get Kakashi to break the kiss because he still had a vibrator rumbling away inside of him and it was starting to be more painful than pleasurable. He wasn’t going to suffer the indignity of pushing the thing out himself, no way, he’d rather suffer than resort to that. And just as he was about to nip at Kakashi, he felt a second orgasm coming on. Iruka struggled desperately, feeling that unmistakable tension beginning to build again, coiling and twisting into a tight, tingling pressure in his lower abdomen, and when Kakashi reached between them and squeezed his nipple, there was little he could do before his screams were swallowed up into the mouth sealed over his, and his body convulsed as it was flooded with pleasure again. The contracting muscles of his passage squeezed against the toy, making the vibrations even more intense, and he wailed into Kakashi’s mouth before the spasms began to push the toy out. Moaning as he felt the vibrator slide out of him, Iruka felt weak and breathless; his entire body was trembling, and when Kakashi finally broke the kiss he shakily drew air into his lungs. And when Kakashi slid gracefully down his body, lifted his legs onto his shoulders and began fucking him, he was sent plunging into a mindspace he’d only briefly ever been in, overcome with the maelstrom of sensations and emotions. With Kakashi, he felt nirvana.

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Kakashi gently stoked Iruka’s hair. After he had come with a wild cry of release and taken a moaning Iruka to another climax, he’d realized Iruka was quite out of it. The chuunin was lying peacefully now, eyes closed, body relaxed, a small smile curving his lips, seeming to bask in Kakashi’s presence and attention. Kakashi, though, was slightly worried. He and Iruka both were victims of post-coital mental shutdown, but this seemed to be something different. It had never taken his lover this long to come back to reality before, and although this had been a day of exceptional events, Kakashi couldn’t stop himself from feeling an uneasiness gnawing inside him. ‘It’s probably just that he came so many times in such a short span of time, nothing to worry about,’ his inner self reassured him, but Kakashi just couldn’t seem to shake off this feeling of disquietude.

Kakashi’s stomach took this opportunity to remind him that it had been a long time since breakfast, and he had been involved in quite a workout so some food might be nice. Torn between wanting to stay beside Iruka and needing some sustenance, Kakashi continued absentmindedly stroking Iruka’s hair. ‘Well, he’s not going anywhere and you can always put a ward or a seal on the door’ his genius mind supplied, and with a nod of his head, Kakashi picked up the slightly soiled sheet from beside the bed, wiped himself down again, and then Iruka too, donned his clothes, picked the lock on the door, set the protections up and sauntered off in search of food.

Night had set in outside and sounds of crickets floated through the air from the trees near the Hokage Tower. As Kakashi strolled by different restaurants, he tried to decide what to get. He didn’t think ramen was a good idea, because, even though Iruka liked it, it did fill you up, and if Iruka was ready for some more action later, feeling full might not be the best thing. Kakashi also rejected barbeque, as it was too messy, and although he did like licking various alimentary substances from Iruka’s gorgeous body, barbeque sauce just didn’t do it for him. He finally settled on getting some carry-out sushi and dango for dessert. Satisfied with his purchases, he headed back toward the tower, humming softly under his breath, with a twinkle in his eye and a spring in his step.

As a bouncy jounin passed through the streets of Konoha, back in a certain room one flexible chuunin was carefully removing a pair of troublesome chakra cuffs.

A/N: Bwahahahaha evil cliffie. Will Iruka escape to wreak havoc or will our sweet sensei jump Kakashi when he comes back with dinner? Hmmmmmm.
I’m not going to get into the mechanics of how the chakra cuffs work; suffice it to say Iruka manages to use his feet to channel the right amount of chakra to the right place on the cuffs to get free.