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Naruto › Yaoi - Male/Male
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Adult ++
Chapters:
6
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Sixth Giggle
A/N: it occurred to me that i haven't thanked hanyou_elf for reading over all these for me, so yeah, thanks so much! *huggles*
this is my last bit of inspiration. if any of you have something funny to perve out and exploit, please share!
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Sixth Giggle: Taboo
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Sasuke stared at the card, a scowl marring his pale face. They’d never be able to pull this off, not when the dobe was his partner and their opponents were Shikamaru and Temari. Why the hell had he ever agreed to play this damn game?
The words U.S. foreign imports stared up at him, above the list of words he was not allowed to use. His eyes lifted up to look at Naruto, the dobe half standing from his chair, his hands plastered on the table, his eyes sparkling in anticipation and determination.
Sasuke cleared his throat, and Neji, their moderator, flipped the timer. “America does this to make,” he saw ‘money’ on the card and cursed under his breath, “a profit.”
“Kill people! (1)” Naruto screamed, his face a serious mask of grim determination. The crowd gathered around them laughed at the dobe’s stupid answer, and Sasuke growled low at the blonde.
“No, you idiot. They mostly get these things from other countries’,” ‘ships’ glared up at him from the card, “big boats that come into,” ‘harbor’ and ‘ports’ right underneath it, “ the country to sell these things there.”
“Playstations! Jet Li movies! Paprika! Fruit Loops!”
“Time,” Neji said dispassionately.
“Usuratonkachi! Ugh, why am I even playing with you?” Sasuke passed the cardholder to Shikamaru, who unwillingly lifted his head to give Temari her clues. Shikamaru raised his eyebrow, and Neji flipped the timer.
“This is troublesome.”
Temari said nothing, her arms crossed over her chest. She quirked her eyebrow up at him in return.
Shikamaru sighed. “The thing I am least likely to do.”
“Run.”
“Chouji eats the cooked ones of these.”
“Potatoes.”
“Sakura’s hair.”
“Pink.”
“Sasuke’s demeanor.”
“Deplorable.”
Neji cleared his throat, probably noticing Sasuke’s less than friendly aura. “That is not the clue, and you know it, Nara. And time.”
Sasuke repressed a shudder of fear as the cardholder was passed to Naruto. The blonde flipped up a new card, and his brow beetled in confusion. Sasuke fought the urge to plant his face in his hands and cry. Yeah, he didn’t want to play the game in the first place, but now that he was, he wanted to win, dammit!
Neji turned the timer.
“Poor people live here! (2)” Naruto stared at him in expectation.
“Hoovervilles. Shantytowns. The ghetto.”
“What? What the hell are those, teme?”
“Gah, nevermind, dobe! Give me another clue.”
“I don’t know what else to say!”
“Then choose a new word!”
“You can’t do that, teme!”
“Yes, you can!”
“Time.” Sasuke whipped his head around to see Neji smirking slightly, the rest of the crowd laughing outright at them. Sasuke snarled under his breath before turning back to Naruto.
“So what was it, idiot?
“Oh, um, third world countries.” The crowd laughed harder at this, and Sasuke shot up out of his chair and began to walk away. “Teme! Where are you going?”
“To the bathroom.” He walked down the hallway and into Neji’s bedroom, where the only bathroom in the apartment was located. He flipped on the light and leaned over the sink, just breathing for a minute. He never should have agreed to come to the damn party, let alone play this stupid game.
Sasuke left the bathroom and returned to the dining room table, where the cardholder was waiting for him. Not trusting that Naruto hadn’t snuck a peak at the clue, he flipped to a new one and stared at it. And then he looked at Naruto. Then back at the card.
Pants looked up at him, and while Sasuke could easily give Naruto clues to help him get it, he felt a little payback was in order.
Neji flipped the timer, and Sasuke smirked at Naruto. “These are unnecessary when we have sex.”
Some of the crowd gasped, not privy to the information that they were a couple, while the others merely looked on in amusement and curiosity.
“T-teme!” Naruto was turning an interesting shade of red.
“They’re especially in the way if I want to give you a blowjob.”
“Sasuke,” Neji warned, right after there’d been a high pitched squeak of distress, more than likely stemming from Hinata.
“But I’d start with them on, put my hot mouth over your crotch and suck, letting my tongue lightly move over the material.”
The room was quiet now, not that Sasuke noticed. No, it was just Naruto and him, now.
“Then I’d take the fastener between my teeth and pull, letting them fall to the floor, one less barrier between me and my goal.”
“S-Sasuke…” Naruto was panting, no doubt aroused despite his embarrassment.
“And then I’d let my tongue slip through your boxers and land, wet and stiff, against your rock-hard cock,” he continued, no longer concerned with the game. Sasuke watched as Naruto licked his lips, as his hand minutely moved towards his crotch before aborting the movement.
Sasuke was hard as well, and he wanted nothing more than to sink into that wonderful heat and release himself inside his lover. He idly noticed how much closer Naruto was, that they were both leaning over the table trying to get near each other.
“Then what would you do?” Naruto asked in a husky whisper.
“After I slipped off your boxers, I’d devour you whole, loving how your silky hardness would slip down my throat, the way your hips would force it deeper and deeper into my mouth.”
“Gods, Sasuke…” Naruto let out a long moan that traveled directly to Sasuke’s cock, and the Uchiha dropped the cardholder to the table.
“Pants off, Uzumaki,” he demanded before he surged forward to claim Naruto’s saliva-slicked lips.
BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!
Sasuke and Naruto jumped apart, and the Uchiha rounded on Neji, who had the buzzer right next to his ear.
“What the fuck’s your problem, Hyuuga?” Sasuke snarled.
“You said the taboo word, Uchiha. You lose.”
~owari~
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(1) this actually happened at a party i was at, though we were playing catchphrase
(2) this also happened with the clue "third world countries" at the same party. why are my friends so dumb? lol
thanks for reading!
this is my last bit of inspiration. if any of you have something funny to perve out and exploit, please share!
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Sixth Giggle: Taboo
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Sasuke stared at the card, a scowl marring his pale face. They’d never be able to pull this off, not when the dobe was his partner and their opponents were Shikamaru and Temari. Why the hell had he ever agreed to play this damn game?
The words U.S. foreign imports stared up at him, above the list of words he was not allowed to use. His eyes lifted up to look at Naruto, the dobe half standing from his chair, his hands plastered on the table, his eyes sparkling in anticipation and determination.
Sasuke cleared his throat, and Neji, their moderator, flipped the timer. “America does this to make,” he saw ‘money’ on the card and cursed under his breath, “a profit.”
“Kill people! (1)” Naruto screamed, his face a serious mask of grim determination. The crowd gathered around them laughed at the dobe’s stupid answer, and Sasuke growled low at the blonde.
“No, you idiot. They mostly get these things from other countries’,” ‘ships’ glared up at him from the card, “big boats that come into,” ‘harbor’ and ‘ports’ right underneath it, “ the country to sell these things there.”
“Playstations! Jet Li movies! Paprika! Fruit Loops!”
“Time,” Neji said dispassionately.
“Usuratonkachi! Ugh, why am I even playing with you?” Sasuke passed the cardholder to Shikamaru, who unwillingly lifted his head to give Temari her clues. Shikamaru raised his eyebrow, and Neji flipped the timer.
“This is troublesome.”
Temari said nothing, her arms crossed over her chest. She quirked her eyebrow up at him in return.
Shikamaru sighed. “The thing I am least likely to do.”
“Run.”
“Chouji eats the cooked ones of these.”
“Potatoes.”
“Sakura’s hair.”
“Pink.”
“Sasuke’s demeanor.”
“Deplorable.”
Neji cleared his throat, probably noticing Sasuke’s less than friendly aura. “That is not the clue, and you know it, Nara. And time.”
Sasuke repressed a shudder of fear as the cardholder was passed to Naruto. The blonde flipped up a new card, and his brow beetled in confusion. Sasuke fought the urge to plant his face in his hands and cry. Yeah, he didn’t want to play the game in the first place, but now that he was, he wanted to win, dammit!
Neji turned the timer.
“Poor people live here! (2)” Naruto stared at him in expectation.
“Hoovervilles. Shantytowns. The ghetto.”
“What? What the hell are those, teme?”
“Gah, nevermind, dobe! Give me another clue.”
“I don’t know what else to say!”
“Then choose a new word!”
“You can’t do that, teme!”
“Yes, you can!”
“Time.” Sasuke whipped his head around to see Neji smirking slightly, the rest of the crowd laughing outright at them. Sasuke snarled under his breath before turning back to Naruto.
“So what was it, idiot?
“Oh, um, third world countries.” The crowd laughed harder at this, and Sasuke shot up out of his chair and began to walk away. “Teme! Where are you going?”
“To the bathroom.” He walked down the hallway and into Neji’s bedroom, where the only bathroom in the apartment was located. He flipped on the light and leaned over the sink, just breathing for a minute. He never should have agreed to come to the damn party, let alone play this stupid game.
Sasuke left the bathroom and returned to the dining room table, where the cardholder was waiting for him. Not trusting that Naruto hadn’t snuck a peak at the clue, he flipped to a new one and stared at it. And then he looked at Naruto. Then back at the card.
Pants looked up at him, and while Sasuke could easily give Naruto clues to help him get it, he felt a little payback was in order.
Neji flipped the timer, and Sasuke smirked at Naruto. “These are unnecessary when we have sex.”
Some of the crowd gasped, not privy to the information that they were a couple, while the others merely looked on in amusement and curiosity.
“T-teme!” Naruto was turning an interesting shade of red.
“They’re especially in the way if I want to give you a blowjob.”
“Sasuke,” Neji warned, right after there’d been a high pitched squeak of distress, more than likely stemming from Hinata.
“But I’d start with them on, put my hot mouth over your crotch and suck, letting my tongue lightly move over the material.”
The room was quiet now, not that Sasuke noticed. No, it was just Naruto and him, now.
“Then I’d take the fastener between my teeth and pull, letting them fall to the floor, one less barrier between me and my goal.”
“S-Sasuke…” Naruto was panting, no doubt aroused despite his embarrassment.
“And then I’d let my tongue slip through your boxers and land, wet and stiff, against your rock-hard cock,” he continued, no longer concerned with the game. Sasuke watched as Naruto licked his lips, as his hand minutely moved towards his crotch before aborting the movement.
Sasuke was hard as well, and he wanted nothing more than to sink into that wonderful heat and release himself inside his lover. He idly noticed how much closer Naruto was, that they were both leaning over the table trying to get near each other.
“Then what would you do?” Naruto asked in a husky whisper.
“After I slipped off your boxers, I’d devour you whole, loving how your silky hardness would slip down my throat, the way your hips would force it deeper and deeper into my mouth.”
“Gods, Sasuke…” Naruto let out a long moan that traveled directly to Sasuke’s cock, and the Uchiha dropped the cardholder to the table.
“Pants off, Uzumaki,” he demanded before he surged forward to claim Naruto’s saliva-slicked lips.
BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!
Sasuke and Naruto jumped apart, and the Uchiha rounded on Neji, who had the buzzer right next to his ear.
“What the fuck’s your problem, Hyuuga?” Sasuke snarled.
“You said the taboo word, Uchiha. You lose.”
~owari~
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(1) this actually happened at a party i was at, though we were playing catchphrase
(2) this also happened with the clue "third world countries" at the same party. why are my friends so dumb? lol
thanks for reading!