Mouth-To-Mouth

-blows nose- Omg... Me and friend are doing this other RP, and, it is so sad and sweet. -sobs-
Okay....I can talk now... Okay... Wasn't that last chapter so sweet? Like you know, I make
thousands of typos each day. But, hey, I'm way too Shikamaru-ish to check. XD Also, I'm going
to take out teh Sakura-bashing. I'm gonna make her nice and accepting like everyone else
does because, I'm way too much like her to hate her, now. XD Well, here you guys go!


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Chapter 6


Naruto woke up when the sun from the window fell on his face. He groaned and opened his eyes
slowly. He sat up hesitantly and stretched. He gave a big yawn and looked around, noticing
he had left the radio on last night. He looked from the roses, to the giant stuffed panda, and
then to pictures. He blushed and stood up from his bed, giving one last stretch, and walked
towards the bathroom. He took a long shower and got dressed. He picked up his headband, turned
off the radio and lights, and left his apartment. Well, he planned on leaving, but when he
stepped outside, there in front of him was a very pissed Sakura. Naruto blinked.

"Hi, Saku--"
"Shut it!"

Naruto flinched, but obeyed. Sakura grabbed his ear and dragged him away from the safety of
his apartment. Maybe he should've just stayed in bed.

Sasuke walked down the street, heading towards where the three were supposed to meet
Kakashi. When he finally made it, there was no Kakashi, of course, but he didn't see
anyone else, either. Nope. No Sakura. No Naruto. He sighed. He was the only one on time.
But, right then, he saw Sakura dragging Naruto by the ear. Sasuke glared at her and when
they reached him, he swatted her hand away from Naruto's head.

"You guys... What's going on?"

Sakura glared at Naruto, then looked to Sasuke with a sad expression. "Sasuke-kun, why don't
you tell me what's going on?" Sasuke blinked and so did Naruto. "What are you talking about,
now, Sakura?" Naruto said and leaned against a tree. Sakura pouted and turned to face Naruto.
"Don't play dumb! I saw you two last night coming out of that fancy resteraunt!" Naruto and
Sasuke flinched. Sakura pointed at Naruto accusingly. "Friends! Don't! Take! Friends! To!
Super-expensive-fancy-romantic resteraunts!" Naruto looked helplessly to Sasuke. Sasuke..
well, he didn't know what to say now. Sakura, for once, looked scarry to him. The pink-haired
girl sighed. "What you guys should've done...was tell me about it!" She gently slapped both
of their arms and sighed. Naruto blinked. "Wait... You're..NOT gonna skin us alive? Or skin
ME alive?" She glared at him. "No! Of course not! I'm not some..savage from some ancient
tribe that worships a volcano!" She looked up and growled. "I just wish you would've told me!
All this time I've been thinking that you two weere just palling around and you left me
clueless! Geez!" Sasuke shook his head. 'So, wait..." She looked over to him.

"You're...Okay..with this?"
"Duh!"
"How?"

Sakura smirked and put her hands behind her back. "Becuase...Not ONLY am I president of
the Official Sasuke-kun Fanclub..." She smiled and pulled out a pink and red piece of
paper with hearts and writing in red on it. "..But I am ALSO a member of the Super-Duper-
Awesome Yaoi Club! GIRLS ONLY!" Sasuke and Naruto both looked at the paper with eyes the size
of saucers, sweatdrops on the sides of their heads. "What the--?" They both said at the
same time. Sasuke snatched the paper from the blushing Sakura and read it.

"The Super-Duper-Awesome Yaoi Club!
Girls only!

Are YOU a fan of yaoi? Like it when two guys kiss?
Like it when they strip eachother and MORE?!

THEN JOIN OUR CLUB!

It's JUST for girls like YOU!

To join, please contact our president, Ino."

Both boys looked at the paper, blushing madly. "Ohmahgawd... Ino's in this, too?!" Naruto
said, like he had just seen a cow give birth to siamese twins. Sakura nodded and
rose one of her index finger. "Yes! That's how we finally patched things up! See!"
Sasuke shook his head. He couldn't believe what he had just read. "Whoa..."

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The three had finally gottne around to their mission. It was simple and very easy. All
they had to do was baby-sit for a while. Easy. Well, that's what they thought at first.
Turns out the brats were a bunch of hell-spawns.

Naruto was chasing a small girl who now had a bag of chips and throwing them everywhere
around the house, Sasuke was chasing a boy who was chasing another smaller boy with a bat,
and Sakura was trying to get a girl who had pancake syrup all over her face and hair to stop
crying. Just then, they heard something break, and all movement stopped. They turned their
attention to the young boy who had just knocked down a vase. The children all said "Ooooh!"
in unison. They then started their hellish games again. Sasuke threw down a towel he was
holding and glared at the wall.

"ENOUGH!!!"

All movement stopped again. Naruto and Sakura looked frightened, and backed away from the fuming
Uchiha.

"Now, this has to STOP! I AM SICK OF IT!" He pointed a finger at one of the boys. "YOU!" The
boy dropped the bat he was holding. Sasuke pointed towards the girl with syrup on her. "Help
her clean up!" He obeyed. Sasuke then pointed to the other girl. "YOU will clean up this
filthy MESS you have MADE! NOW!" She too obeyed and started picking up all of the chips
quickly. Then he pointed to the remaining two. "You... Clean up the vase and clean up the kitchen.
Now!!" They went to work quickly. Soon all of the children were cleaning and the three were
sitting on the couch. Naruto watched as one of the girls swept up the floors.

"Wow... Great parenting skills."

Sasuke smirked. He had no source of training. All you really needed to do was get pissed
enough and yell commands. That was his tip to parents around the world. Sakura nodded.

"Yeah, they're working like machines, now."

They all leaned back and sighed. Finally. They got to rest. Something they needed very much.

Naruto nodded. "Well, those women said we can use the house like it's our own, so, I'm
gonna take a bath." He stood up and headed towards the bathroom. Sasuke arched a brow and
followed behind him. So did Sakura, blushing. Sasuke shut the door on her.

"Sorry, Sakura. No girls allowed in this club."

Sakura sighed sadly.


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Naruto turned the knob and water rushed into the large tub. The whole house was huge. The
family was obviously filthy rich. The bathroom itself was bigger that a normal bedroom.
Naruto took off his shirt and threw it in a corner. Sasuke was leaning against the door,
watching with deep intrest. soon he started to strip with him, and they both got in the
tub. Naruto turned the knob and the water stopped. He sighed happily and leaned back.
Sasuke smirked.

"Enjoying yourself?"

Naruto nodded, smiling. Sasuke moved closer beside Naruto and wrapped his arm around
Naruto. Naruto blushed and rested his head on Sasuke's shoulder.

"Those kids are demons... I don't know HOW those women put up with them."

Sasuke nodded in agreement. "Luckily, we aren't those women." Naruto smiled. That made a
subject pop up in his mind. Parenting. Way too early to be thinking about that, but that
fortune was still in his head, buzzing around. Sasuke looked down at him and blinked.
"What are you thinking about?" Naruto opened his eyes and shook his head. "Nothing."
Sasuke drew him closer and closed his eyes. "That fortune, huh?" Naruto jumped slightly and
looked at Sasuke in shock. Sasuke only smirked. "Same thing was on mine." Naruto looked
down into the water. "Huh... Why were you thinking about that?" Sasuke shrugged. "It...
just popped up. Don't know why." Naruto smiled. Suddenly, one of the girls busted in. Naruto
yelped and his eyes widened. Sasuke growled. The girl ran towards them. She looked at them for
a few seconds, and started to get undressed. Sasuke's eyes widened. "WHOA! What the heck
are you doing??" She stopped and looked at them.

"Well, my mommies always let me take a bath with them at night."
"Well, kid, we are NOT your mommies! I can prove it, if you like!"

Naruto glared at Sasuke and when Sasuke saw she wasn't going to leave, he stood up. Sakura
ran in carrying one of the boys and blushed furiously. So did Sasuke and Naruto.
3...2...1
"AHHHHH!!!"
"AHHHHHHH!!"
"EEEEEK!!"

Sasuke grabbed a towel and wrapped it around his waist. "What the fuck, MAN?!" He pushed all
three out the door. Sakura fell down and the two kids were laughing. She growled.

Sasuke had had enough. "New hatred: kids." Naruto smiled nervously and stood up. He walked
up to Sasuke and wrapped his arms around him from behind. 'Calm down. She was just a little
kid." Sasuke sighed and turned around. "I can't wait 'till tomorrow." Naruto smiled again and
nodded. They both got back in the bathtub and Naruto looked at Sasuke like a fox. Sasuke smirked.

~FINALLY!~
'Shut it...'

Naruto moved closer to Sasuke and started kissing his neck. "I know how to make you happy."
Sasuke moaned his reply. Naruto smirked and kissed the other, opening his mouth for him. Sasuke
slipped in his tongue and played with Naruto's. Sasuke then reached down and started rubbing
Naruto's member. Naruto moaned and bucked at Sasuke's touch. Sasuke broke the kiss and moved
down to Naruto's neck. He sucked at the very same spot where he left Naruto's first hickie.
Naruto moaned and wrapped his arms around Sasuke's neck. Sasuke smirked against Naruto's neck.
He gently pushed Naruto back against the wall beside the tub and sucked at Naruto's Adams
apple. Naruto let his head fall back to rest against the wall. Sasuke spread his legs apart
so he could get between them. He kissed a trail down Naruto's chest, stopping to tease one
of his nipples. Naruto blushed and looked down at Sasuke. Sasuke moved his hand lower and teased
Naruto's entrance. Naruto shook his head slowly. "Sasuke... Don't tease me..." Sasuke
gently bit his nipple and Naruto arched. Sasuke then slipped one of his fingers inside Naruto.
Naruto bit his lip and pushed against the intrusion. Sasuke moved to the other nipple and
sucked, enjoying the delightful little noises Naruto made.

Sasuke moved his finger in and out. Naruto moaned his name. "Sasuke..." Sasuke slipped in
another finger and started to scissor Naruto's entrence. Naruto spread his legs farther
apart. Soon Sasuke pulled his fingers out of Naruto's tight heat. Naruto closed his eyes and
took in a short breath. Sasuke placed his erect member and pressed it suggestivly against
Naruto's puckered entrence. Naruto opened his eyes to slits. "What do you want?" Sasuke
blew against Naruto's ear. Naruto shuddered. "I want you...to f-fuck me..." Sasuke smirked
and whispered in Naruto's ear again. "Say that again...?" He nibbled at his earlobe. Naruto
moaned. "Fuck me, please, Sasuke!" Sasuke smirked again and pushed all the way in with one
swift thrust. Naruto yelled out in pleasure. Sasuke waited for Naruto to move, knowing that
must've hurt some. Hey, when a guy needs it, he needs it. Naruto then nodded and shifted some
so he was resting his elbows on the edge of the tub. Sasuke pulled out and thrust back in.
Naruto moaned. Sasuke started out slow, then got faster and faster until he was drilling
into Naruto's tight ass. Naruto wrapped his legs around Sasuke's waist. Sasuke closed his eyes
and let his head fall. He hit Naruto's prostate and Naruto arched up and moaned. That drove
Sasuke to thrust harder. Naruto's head fell back and he gasped. "Sasuke!" The raven only
continued to thrust into the tight heat.

"Naruto...You're so tight..."

Naruto's legs wrapped around Sasuke tighter. "Sasuke...Mmm.." Sasuke moaned when Naruto
did. He was about to go over the edge. Naruto, the same. He let his legs fall from Sasuke's
waist. It only took a few more thrusts and Naruto came all over Sasuke's stomach. Two more
thrusts and Sasuke came hard deep inside Naruto. Sasuke's hands slid down the wall slightly.
He pulled out of Naruto and rested with his elbows on the edge with Naruto's. He kissed Naruto
a few times and rested his chin on Naruto's head. "I love you..." Naruto smiled. "I love you,
too."

The water was pretty cold, now, so they drained the water and stepped out. One they were
dried off and dressed, they stepped out of the bathroom. Sakura was on the couch smirking
as she watched them enter one of the bathrooms. She had heard the whole thing.

"Well, my life's complete!"


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A/N: WOOO! SMUT IN TEH TUB! Sorry this took long to get up, but... I was busy. >_> <_<
Anyways, I had the help of a little song to write that sex scene! "Ay Bay Bay! Ay Bay Bay!"
XD! What? It's good for lust. XD Hope you enjoyed. Byez!