Through the Eyes of the Insane
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Chapter Five
A.N. You know. I love people who review a lot. They make me feel special. I love them. So, I am dedicating this chapter to a few specific individuals. But one in particular, who pointed out to me my total blond moment in the last chapter. Thank you my dearest JDSakuraKLi (A.K.A. Jenn as she signs her reviews). You saved me from my brainless self. Lol. Honestly, I reread through that chapter and have no idea how in fucks name you managed to spot that. It took me 20 minutes to find what you were talking about and I had to have read the spot about ten times, searching in so many different ways. I squinted, I opened my eyes real big, I made the font like size 70... And it sill took forever to find it. When I did, I felt so stupid, lol. I NEVER would have noticed it. So thanks again.
Anyway, this chapter is dedicated to:
JDSakuraKLi
Dragon
Reno’s_Lover
Blue_genjutsu
Hige
Lilith
Thank you guys for making me feel special and loved! I love you all! And this chapter is dedicated especially to you. And JUST for you, I think I’ll try and make it piss your pants funny. Cause I like piss your pants funny and I can only hope you do to! Now, lets see what magic I can work on this chapter! FORWARD LEE! WE HAVE A MISSION! WE MUST NOT FAIL!
Lee: HAI! SENSAI!
(P.S) I’m wanting to put mini random episodes in, just completely random crap cause the other characters wont be showing up for a while. Mostly comedy and stuff, but let me know what you think?
Through the Eyes of the Insane ~ Chapter 5
The sound of impending doom stretched on for what seemed like eternity in the eerily quiet abode of one blond haired loudmouth. The loudmouth part being why it seemed to be such a foreign and odd, awkward, (and any other synonym you could possibly think of for the word weird) situation.
It had been this way for about half an hour now, neither one daring to make the first noise out of some silent challenge that happened to start in the living room and somehow migrated itself to the kitchen. Naruto and Sasuke weren’t sure when they had, but at some point, they had made their way to the kitchen where Sasuke had sat down and Naruto had proceeded to make tea. Since the statement from the living room, neither had made a peep and it seemed that unless one of them decided to give in, it would stay that way for as long as it took.
Naruto wasn’t sure what happened, but it seemed that this was the Sasuke he kept waking up to that would mysteriously disappear the second he turned around. He always came face to face with this brooding, moody man every morning, and once he came back from saying hello and good morning to the cat, he would be faced with some sort of primal Sasuke, which he decided he liked better. The other Sasuke was much more talkative and a lot more friendly. And funny to boot. Man eating toilets, killer blankets, evil stairs, magic voice box, mini men, the arctic in the freezer, the desert in the microwave… the list went on.
For the most part, it had been a rather awkward silence. At one point Naruto seemed like he wanted to give in, but the bull-headed stubbornness of the blond would not let that happen. He had opened his mouth, and an audible click sounded as he snapped it shut again. They stared at each other, daring the other to make a move, to loose the game. God, just anything!
Finally, one gave in, giving up and choosing noise over the horrible impending silence of doom.
“Ok. So… you don’t remember anything about the past three months?” Naruto looked down to his mug of tea with a sigh and completely baffled at how someone could not remember three FULL months of his life.
“No.” It was a simple reply followed by a smirk, the black haired boy almost proud at winning the ‘game’. He didn’t look away, keeping his eyes on the blond in front of him, trying to remember for the life of him where he could know him from. But nothing came up, which completely and utterly baffled him, especially since he knew the blond so well but had never actually taken the time to get to know him. He knew it couldn’t possibly be from the three months he didn’t remember. Because he specifically remembered knowing the boy the first day he had woken up, and ever day henceforth. He would wake up, look around, remember where he was, then the blond would appear, glare at him for a moment, say hi to the cat and from then on, his world disappeared and when he woke the next morning, all he could remember was black.
To be completely honest, it scared the living fuck out of him.
But as an Uchiha, he refused to let that show. He simply would not let anybody know that he was having trouble coping with his instant memory loss. Days, weeks, months it seemed. And even before that, all he could remember was one minute, he was in a therapists office, and the next, he was out in a storm, running towards his brother with such hatred it confused him as to where it came from. He knew damned well where it came from, but the fact that it could manifest itself like that threw him off completely.
Then it was gone again. And next thing he knew, he was waking up beside Naruto.
Sasuke snapped back into reality when he realized Naruto was talking again.
“… and you drew on the walls, almost destroyed my bed in terror, tried to destroy my toilet for trying to eat you… are you even listening to me?” Black eyes snapped up to meet blue and Sasuke smirked at the evident irritation in the eyes.
“No.” Again, a simple reply, but Sasuke held his hand up for Naruto to stop, almost smirking again when the blond obliged. “I’m not particularly interested in my fears as a moron, more so what the hell I was thinking of.”
They fell into silence again, Naruto thinking back on the three months the man had been living in his home. “Well, mostly, you were really curious about everything. According to you, the toilet eats people, my blankets are some sort of weird plant that is going to devour you, the answering machine steals people’s voices, people live in the TV, the arctic is in the freezer and the desert is in the microwave. My basement is a cave, my socks need to be hunted down, we are ninjas and I can use some move… some sort of gokakun no jutsu. You recorded your own answering machine message on my machine, scared the crap out of yourself every time you herd it, my cat is the demons incarnate, and god lives in the cupboard. But otherwise, just some ramblings about some place called Konoha and some people that I have never seen before in my life, but apparently we both know very well.”
Sasuke stared at him completely baffled now. His other side was really that stupid. Then a thought occurred to him. “Wait, how the hell did I manage to come up with assumptions like that? It was only three months.”
Naruto grinned. “Well, most of them you came up with on your own, but some of them… well lets say you had some help for some of them.”
Sasuke’s eyes narrowed. “Oh? Do tell.” he was not one to be made a fool of, and as soon as he found out how bad it had gotten, he would make sure that the punishment fit the crime. He was not one to let go of things so easily, and he was going to make sure that the blond got back what he disserved. Ever mind the rule of three, three times what thou givest return to thee. This lesson well thou shall learn, for thou dost get what thou dost earn.
Naruto grinned, unaware of the danger he was putting himself into, and leaned back in his chair, his hands behind his head and his feet clonked up on the table. “Well, I think one of the best ones, and one of my personal favorites had to be the blankets on my bed…”
~~Flashback~~
Finally. Naruto had FINALLY managed to get Sasuke into the bedroom. For the past two weeks that he had been living under the same roof as the blond, Sasuke had insisted on sleeping on the floor in front of the fire.
He eyed the bed warily, as if he wasn’t sure what to make of it. Honestly, he wasn’t sure. But as the blond prodded him, he slowly moved over to the bed and climbed in, claiming the edge of the bed as his own. He slowly lay down, cautious of the blankets, still not having forgotten about the toilet incident, and very hesitantly put his feet under the soft, plush comforter.
“Don’t worry, its not going to bite.” Naruto had already settled himself on the wall side of the bed and was laying on his side. “Its ok.”
Sasuke looked back down at the blankets and raised an eyebrow in question? “We sleep under plant leaf?”
Naruto couldn’t help but laugh. Oh mighty lord above, thank ye for sending someone of such little excitement something so amusingly adorable and funny.
Naruto finally calmed his sudden fit of laughter and sighed. “Its called a blanket. Its warm and comfortable and really soft. See?” he patted down the comforter around Sasuke, watching as the raven slowly relaxed into the soft warm enfolds of his bed.
“It no eat us?”
Naruto paused for a moment, then the toilet incident came back to him and he chuckled. “No. It wont eat us.”
He lay down, turning out the lights and Sasuke slowly followed suit.
Ten minutes of silence and Naruto couldn’t take it anymore.
“AHHH! The blankets are eating me!” Naruto pulled himself slowly down under the blankets, giving the worst ever being eaten impression in the world. But it seemed to be enough for Sasuke.
The boy threw himself out of the bed as fast as he could, and of course as fate would have it, the blankets and sheets always decide to entangle you at the worst ever time. Now being that time. They wrapped themselves mercilessly around a panicking Sasuke’s legs, holding the lower half of his body on the bed while the upper half tried to crawl away across the floor.
Naruto couldn’t help but laugh, but his laughter died as he herd light sobs coming from the poor boy. He stood, moving to the floor beside Sasuke, who looked up at the blond, tears brimming in his black eyes.
A prang of guilt knotted Naruto’s stomach, and he sighed, pulling the raven into his arms. Sasuke’s arms wrapped themselves around Naruto’s neck, not having anything on the bare chest to cling to, and he clung to the blond for dear life.
“Shhhh. Sasuke its ok. The blankets aren’t going to eat you.” He held the boy close, rubbing his back soothingly, and trying to calm the boy down.
Black eyes looked up to his blue ones. “They wont?”
Naruto shook his head. “They wont. I’ll protect you.” He smiled as the raven nodded, still not letting go of Naruto, and Sasuke gasped as he was picked up off the floor, being carried bridal style. “Its ok. I wont let any monsters get to you.”
The raven nodded, burying his head in Naruto’s neck as the blond placed him in bed and lay down with him. The raven still wouldn’t let go, clinging to Naruto like it was his only life line, and they both fell asleep like that, Sasuke holding onto Naruto for dear life, and Naruto comfortably with Sasuke in his arms, holding him protectively.
~~End Flashback~~
Naruto was laughing hysterically by now, and Sasuke was seething on the other side of the table. How dare the blond take advantage of a moment like that.
“It was absolutely adorable, and I just… I couldn’t resist. You were to cute.” He still couldn’t stop laughing, but he managed to calm down enough to talk. “I didn’t think you’d react so harshly to the joke. And I just couldn’t resist after you asked me that question. It was my demon telling me to.”
Sasuke took a deep breath. Ok, now god only knew how many other stories like this the blond had, but he would get them all out of him, and the blond would get his in the end. Oh he would get his.
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A.N. Wow. I loved that memory. I laughed so hard when I thought of it. And then by the end I was like AWWWW! I just had to. I absolutely had to.
Anyway, just because I want to, I’m going to put in one of those random snippets that I mentioned at the top. Just so you get a small feel of what its going to be like.
Alright, so on with that! I love these. At least I think they’re funny. If you want me to put a new one out with every chapter, please review and tell me!
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EPISODE ONE! ~ Part one of three ~ The copy ninja meets his match
Tsunade: Are you sure you can do this Kakashi? *sitting at her desk*
Kakashi: *standing in front of her* I can handle it. They DO call me the copy ninja after all.
*Scene change. Picture an office room with all the fax machines and stuff*
Kakashi: *standing in front of a copy machine* alright… *lifts the top* how does this thing work… *pushing random buttons trying to get it to work*
Machine: *whirls and falls dead* *no copies made*
Kakashi: Damnit… stupid thing. *Hit’s the lid*
Machine: *screeches and lights up*
Kakashi: that’s more like it
Machine: *falls dead*
Kakashi: GOD DAMNIT!
Machine: *silent*
Kakashi: *looks around to make sure nobody is looking* *pulls his forehead protector up* SHARINGAN!
~Fin
A.N. If you want to see the next episode, REVIEW AND TELL ME! YATTA!
Anyway, this chapter is dedicated to:
JDSakuraKLi
Dragon
Reno’s_Lover
Blue_genjutsu
Hige
Lilith
Thank you guys for making me feel special and loved! I love you all! And this chapter is dedicated especially to you. And JUST for you, I think I’ll try and make it piss your pants funny. Cause I like piss your pants funny and I can only hope you do to! Now, lets see what magic I can work on this chapter! FORWARD LEE! WE HAVE A MISSION! WE MUST NOT FAIL!
Lee: HAI! SENSAI!
(P.S) I’m wanting to put mini random episodes in, just completely random crap cause the other characters wont be showing up for a while. Mostly comedy and stuff, but let me know what you think?
Through the Eyes of the Insane ~ Chapter 5
The sound of impending doom stretched on for what seemed like eternity in the eerily quiet abode of one blond haired loudmouth. The loudmouth part being why it seemed to be such a foreign and odd, awkward, (and any other synonym you could possibly think of for the word weird) situation.
It had been this way for about half an hour now, neither one daring to make the first noise out of some silent challenge that happened to start in the living room and somehow migrated itself to the kitchen. Naruto and Sasuke weren’t sure when they had, but at some point, they had made their way to the kitchen where Sasuke had sat down and Naruto had proceeded to make tea. Since the statement from the living room, neither had made a peep and it seemed that unless one of them decided to give in, it would stay that way for as long as it took.
Naruto wasn’t sure what happened, but it seemed that this was the Sasuke he kept waking up to that would mysteriously disappear the second he turned around. He always came face to face with this brooding, moody man every morning, and once he came back from saying hello and good morning to the cat, he would be faced with some sort of primal Sasuke, which he decided he liked better. The other Sasuke was much more talkative and a lot more friendly. And funny to boot. Man eating toilets, killer blankets, evil stairs, magic voice box, mini men, the arctic in the freezer, the desert in the microwave… the list went on.
For the most part, it had been a rather awkward silence. At one point Naruto seemed like he wanted to give in, but the bull-headed stubbornness of the blond would not let that happen. He had opened his mouth, and an audible click sounded as he snapped it shut again. They stared at each other, daring the other to make a move, to loose the game. God, just anything!
Finally, one gave in, giving up and choosing noise over the horrible impending silence of doom.
“Ok. So… you don’t remember anything about the past three months?” Naruto looked down to his mug of tea with a sigh and completely baffled at how someone could not remember three FULL months of his life.
“No.” It was a simple reply followed by a smirk, the black haired boy almost proud at winning the ‘game’. He didn’t look away, keeping his eyes on the blond in front of him, trying to remember for the life of him where he could know him from. But nothing came up, which completely and utterly baffled him, especially since he knew the blond so well but had never actually taken the time to get to know him. He knew it couldn’t possibly be from the three months he didn’t remember. Because he specifically remembered knowing the boy the first day he had woken up, and ever day henceforth. He would wake up, look around, remember where he was, then the blond would appear, glare at him for a moment, say hi to the cat and from then on, his world disappeared and when he woke the next morning, all he could remember was black.
To be completely honest, it scared the living fuck out of him.
But as an Uchiha, he refused to let that show. He simply would not let anybody know that he was having trouble coping with his instant memory loss. Days, weeks, months it seemed. And even before that, all he could remember was one minute, he was in a therapists office, and the next, he was out in a storm, running towards his brother with such hatred it confused him as to where it came from. He knew damned well where it came from, but the fact that it could manifest itself like that threw him off completely.
Then it was gone again. And next thing he knew, he was waking up beside Naruto.
Sasuke snapped back into reality when he realized Naruto was talking again.
“… and you drew on the walls, almost destroyed my bed in terror, tried to destroy my toilet for trying to eat you… are you even listening to me?” Black eyes snapped up to meet blue and Sasuke smirked at the evident irritation in the eyes.
“No.” Again, a simple reply, but Sasuke held his hand up for Naruto to stop, almost smirking again when the blond obliged. “I’m not particularly interested in my fears as a moron, more so what the hell I was thinking of.”
They fell into silence again, Naruto thinking back on the three months the man had been living in his home. “Well, mostly, you were really curious about everything. According to you, the toilet eats people, my blankets are some sort of weird plant that is going to devour you, the answering machine steals people’s voices, people live in the TV, the arctic is in the freezer and the desert is in the microwave. My basement is a cave, my socks need to be hunted down, we are ninjas and I can use some move… some sort of gokakun no jutsu. You recorded your own answering machine message on my machine, scared the crap out of yourself every time you herd it, my cat is the demons incarnate, and god lives in the cupboard. But otherwise, just some ramblings about some place called Konoha and some people that I have never seen before in my life, but apparently we both know very well.”
Sasuke stared at him completely baffled now. His other side was really that stupid. Then a thought occurred to him. “Wait, how the hell did I manage to come up with assumptions like that? It was only three months.”
Naruto grinned. “Well, most of them you came up with on your own, but some of them… well lets say you had some help for some of them.”
Sasuke’s eyes narrowed. “Oh? Do tell.” he was not one to be made a fool of, and as soon as he found out how bad it had gotten, he would make sure that the punishment fit the crime. He was not one to let go of things so easily, and he was going to make sure that the blond got back what he disserved. Ever mind the rule of three, three times what thou givest return to thee. This lesson well thou shall learn, for thou dost get what thou dost earn.
Naruto grinned, unaware of the danger he was putting himself into, and leaned back in his chair, his hands behind his head and his feet clonked up on the table. “Well, I think one of the best ones, and one of my personal favorites had to be the blankets on my bed…”
~~Flashback~~
Finally. Naruto had FINALLY managed to get Sasuke into the bedroom. For the past two weeks that he had been living under the same roof as the blond, Sasuke had insisted on sleeping on the floor in front of the fire.
He eyed the bed warily, as if he wasn’t sure what to make of it. Honestly, he wasn’t sure. But as the blond prodded him, he slowly moved over to the bed and climbed in, claiming the edge of the bed as his own. He slowly lay down, cautious of the blankets, still not having forgotten about the toilet incident, and very hesitantly put his feet under the soft, plush comforter.
“Don’t worry, its not going to bite.” Naruto had already settled himself on the wall side of the bed and was laying on his side. “Its ok.”
Sasuke looked back down at the blankets and raised an eyebrow in question? “We sleep under plant leaf?”
Naruto couldn’t help but laugh. Oh mighty lord above, thank ye for sending someone of such little excitement something so amusingly adorable and funny.
Naruto finally calmed his sudden fit of laughter and sighed. “Its called a blanket. Its warm and comfortable and really soft. See?” he patted down the comforter around Sasuke, watching as the raven slowly relaxed into the soft warm enfolds of his bed.
“It no eat us?”
Naruto paused for a moment, then the toilet incident came back to him and he chuckled. “No. It wont eat us.”
He lay down, turning out the lights and Sasuke slowly followed suit.
Ten minutes of silence and Naruto couldn’t take it anymore.
“AHHH! The blankets are eating me!” Naruto pulled himself slowly down under the blankets, giving the worst ever being eaten impression in the world. But it seemed to be enough for Sasuke.
The boy threw himself out of the bed as fast as he could, and of course as fate would have it, the blankets and sheets always decide to entangle you at the worst ever time. Now being that time. They wrapped themselves mercilessly around a panicking Sasuke’s legs, holding the lower half of his body on the bed while the upper half tried to crawl away across the floor.
Naruto couldn’t help but laugh, but his laughter died as he herd light sobs coming from the poor boy. He stood, moving to the floor beside Sasuke, who looked up at the blond, tears brimming in his black eyes.
A prang of guilt knotted Naruto’s stomach, and he sighed, pulling the raven into his arms. Sasuke’s arms wrapped themselves around Naruto’s neck, not having anything on the bare chest to cling to, and he clung to the blond for dear life.
“Shhhh. Sasuke its ok. The blankets aren’t going to eat you.” He held the boy close, rubbing his back soothingly, and trying to calm the boy down.
Black eyes looked up to his blue ones. “They wont?”
Naruto shook his head. “They wont. I’ll protect you.” He smiled as the raven nodded, still not letting go of Naruto, and Sasuke gasped as he was picked up off the floor, being carried bridal style. “Its ok. I wont let any monsters get to you.”
The raven nodded, burying his head in Naruto’s neck as the blond placed him in bed and lay down with him. The raven still wouldn’t let go, clinging to Naruto like it was his only life line, and they both fell asleep like that, Sasuke holding onto Naruto for dear life, and Naruto comfortably with Sasuke in his arms, holding him protectively.
~~End Flashback~~
Naruto was laughing hysterically by now, and Sasuke was seething on the other side of the table. How dare the blond take advantage of a moment like that.
“It was absolutely adorable, and I just… I couldn’t resist. You were to cute.” He still couldn’t stop laughing, but he managed to calm down enough to talk. “I didn’t think you’d react so harshly to the joke. And I just couldn’t resist after you asked me that question. It was my demon telling me to.”
Sasuke took a deep breath. Ok, now god only knew how many other stories like this the blond had, but he would get them all out of him, and the blond would get his in the end. Oh he would get his.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A.N. Wow. I loved that memory. I laughed so hard when I thought of it. And then by the end I was like AWWWW! I just had to. I absolutely had to.
Anyway, just because I want to, I’m going to put in one of those random snippets that I mentioned at the top. Just so you get a small feel of what its going to be like.
Alright, so on with that! I love these. At least I think they’re funny. If you want me to put a new one out with every chapter, please review and tell me!
-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-
EPISODE ONE! ~ Part one of three ~ The copy ninja meets his match
Tsunade: Are you sure you can do this Kakashi? *sitting at her desk*
Kakashi: *standing in front of her* I can handle it. They DO call me the copy ninja after all.
*Scene change. Picture an office room with all the fax machines and stuff*
Kakashi: *standing in front of a copy machine* alright… *lifts the top* how does this thing work… *pushing random buttons trying to get it to work*
Machine: *whirls and falls dead* *no copies made*
Kakashi: Damnit… stupid thing. *Hit’s the lid*
Machine: *screeches and lights up*
Kakashi: that’s more like it
Machine: *falls dead*
Kakashi: GOD DAMNIT!
Machine: *silent*
Kakashi: *looks around to make sure nobody is looking* *pulls his forehead protector up* SHARINGAN!
~Fin
A.N. If you want to see the next episode, REVIEW AND TELL ME! YATTA!