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This Boys Life
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Naruto › Yaoi - Male/Male
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Naruto › Yaoi - Male/Male
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
7
Views:
1,365
Reviews:
24
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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I do not own Naruto, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
chapter 6
Another bath time. Jesus, can’t those geeks find anything better than sleep-bath-meal-walk-bath-sleep circle, huh?!
It was the first day he was here, and he was already bored. Only the thought of the wire piece in his sleeve warmed his heart – as soon as he gets to
the cell, he’ll try it on the door lock.
He watched the walls while the other men undressed and got under the showers, when Itachi yet again draw Naruto’s attention. He wouldn’t have noticed him, if he
didn’t come so close his shadow was on the wall Naruto was observing.
He turned around – and had to drop his head back to see the face that was now hovering over him, cold eyes glittering like mortal steel.
“Like it here, kid?” he questioned.
“Non, Itachi. But it looks like you do.”
Then he wondered when exactly did his tongue and his mind split their ways,
and came to the thought it must have been this current moment.
The strong demon snorted.
“Never thought about keeping your mouth shut?”
“No” Naruto shook his head, though his neck was already hurting from the position
of his head.
“Ya betcha think about that, kiddo. Listen to your survival instincts.”
Naruto cocked an eyebrow.
“Well, talking about surviving… would you mind telling me how did you
manage to survive with this terrific lack of brains?”
Itachi pulled his upper lip up slightly, and Naruto could swear he saw fangs in demon’s mouth.
“The same way as you survived at all. Wonder how did you manage to live up to the age of yours.”
Naruto flashed him a Hollywood smile.
“If the others were as dumb as you, I could have been leaving without brains at all, and still over-smarting everyone around.”
“If everyone around were as stupid as you, our world
would be worth the atomic bomb.”
“No one would ever give you the atomic bomb, non other
electrical device either. Psychos are restricted off them.”
“Then I wonder how you can smoke – no one sells matches to children.”
“All children in United States had escaped the moment they saw you.”
“Then why don’t you run with them?”
“I forgot to say they ran to their bathrooms to wretch, and my stomach is tough enough to handle you.”
“My teeth are also tough enough to chew you off.”
“Wouldn’t like to die in that stinking mouth of yours.”
“Still, it stinks less then a trash can you sleep in.”
“We’re sharing one big trash can for now”
Naruto decided to stop their vocal fight before his neck will give way.
“So, I’d prefer if we were friendlier to each other.”
With a quick but fluent motion Itachi brought his hand up and traced the flat side of his hand over Naruto’s cheek.
“See ya in cell” with that he turned around and walked to the shower.
“See ya in hell” Naruto mimicked him under his breath.
“I heard that” Itachi shot over his shoulder.
As they paced back into the cell, Mark caught his elbow.
“Are you insane, or what?!” he hissed quietly.
Naruto shrugged. “No. Just havin’ fun.”
“This fun can cost you life, kid."
“No one’s talkin’ about tha life. Just some fun.” Narutomade a smile.
“You’ll see.” He patted his shoulder.
“I’ll pray for you, kid.” He said back.
In the cell Naruto pulled out his cards and signed. Earlier they’d be his key to freedom. Now, as he couldn’t charge them, they were just playing cards. He
mixed them absently and motioned to his cellmates.
“Anyone playing poker?”
Both men got to him, eager to test their card skills and extremely glad the boy had something to amuse them.
“You coming, Itachi?” Naruto teased, and man turned to face him while laying on the bank.
“Don’ wanna play cards you got outta ya’r ass.” He retorted.
“Ow, yeah? I thought they’d fit in your ass. Or will they fall out?”
“I bet it’ll take a minute for them to get from your throat to your ass.”
“And from your ass to your throat? oopsie, no one would ever get something into your ass – it’s way too disgusting.”
Both Mark and Brian were staring at Naruto, their eyes pleading him to drop the ‘ass’ topic.
“Well… let’s play?” Brian proposed quietly.
“Yeah” Naruto nodded, then turned to Itachi.
“You’re an ass.”
Itachi shrugged. “So are you.”
Two more days passed, and he got settled in a cell, dragged into the rhythm of the prison life.
Mark and Brian roared at him to quit joking with Itachi, but he didn’t care.
At first, he did fear to get gutted, but soon he got his own view of the
events.
Itachi, as well as him, had nothing to do – and their verbal fights were something to put him out of boredom. That meant it was gonna be verbal only – and
Naruto was sure in the sharpness of his tongue.
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Please, please review!!!!!
It was the first day he was here, and he was already bored. Only the thought of the wire piece in his sleeve warmed his heart – as soon as he gets to
the cell, he’ll try it on the door lock.
He watched the walls while the other men undressed and got under the showers, when Itachi yet again draw Naruto’s attention. He wouldn’t have noticed him, if he
didn’t come so close his shadow was on the wall Naruto was observing.
He turned around – and had to drop his head back to see the face that was now hovering over him, cold eyes glittering like mortal steel.
“Like it here, kid?” he questioned.
“Non, Itachi. But it looks like you do.”
Then he wondered when exactly did his tongue and his mind split their ways,
and came to the thought it must have been this current moment.
The strong demon snorted.
“Never thought about keeping your mouth shut?”
“No” Naruto shook his head, though his neck was already hurting from the position
of his head.
“Ya betcha think about that, kiddo. Listen to your survival instincts.”
Naruto cocked an eyebrow.
“Well, talking about surviving… would you mind telling me how did you
manage to survive with this terrific lack of brains?”
Itachi pulled his upper lip up slightly, and Naruto could swear he saw fangs in demon’s mouth.
“The same way as you survived at all. Wonder how did you manage to live up to the age of yours.”
Naruto flashed him a Hollywood smile.
“If the others were as dumb as you, I could have been leaving without brains at all, and still over-smarting everyone around.”
“If everyone around were as stupid as you, our world
would be worth the atomic bomb.”
“No one would ever give you the atomic bomb, non other
electrical device either. Psychos are restricted off them.”
“Then I wonder how you can smoke – no one sells matches to children.”
“All children in United States had escaped the moment they saw you.”
“Then why don’t you run with them?”
“I forgot to say they ran to their bathrooms to wretch, and my stomach is tough enough to handle you.”
“My teeth are also tough enough to chew you off.”
“Wouldn’t like to die in that stinking mouth of yours.”
“Still, it stinks less then a trash can you sleep in.”
“We’re sharing one big trash can for now”
Naruto decided to stop their vocal fight before his neck will give way.
“So, I’d prefer if we were friendlier to each other.”
With a quick but fluent motion Itachi brought his hand up and traced the flat side of his hand over Naruto’s cheek.
“See ya in cell” with that he turned around and walked to the shower.
“See ya in hell” Naruto mimicked him under his breath.
“I heard that” Itachi shot over his shoulder.
As they paced back into the cell, Mark caught his elbow.
“Are you insane, or what?!” he hissed quietly.
Naruto shrugged. “No. Just havin’ fun.”
“This fun can cost you life, kid."
“No one’s talkin’ about tha life. Just some fun.” Narutomade a smile.
“You’ll see.” He patted his shoulder.
“I’ll pray for you, kid.” He said back.
In the cell Naruto pulled out his cards and signed. Earlier they’d be his key to freedom. Now, as he couldn’t charge them, they were just playing cards. He
mixed them absently and motioned to his cellmates.
“Anyone playing poker?”
Both men got to him, eager to test their card skills and extremely glad the boy had something to amuse them.
“You coming, Itachi?” Naruto teased, and man turned to face him while laying on the bank.
“Don’ wanna play cards you got outta ya’r ass.” He retorted.
“Ow, yeah? I thought they’d fit in your ass. Or will they fall out?”
“I bet it’ll take a minute for them to get from your throat to your ass.”
“And from your ass to your throat? oopsie, no one would ever get something into your ass – it’s way too disgusting.”
Both Mark and Brian were staring at Naruto, their eyes pleading him to drop the ‘ass’ topic.
“Well… let’s play?” Brian proposed quietly.
“Yeah” Naruto nodded, then turned to Itachi.
“You’re an ass.”
Itachi shrugged. “So are you.”
Two more days passed, and he got settled in a cell, dragged into the rhythm of the prison life.
Mark and Brian roared at him to quit joking with Itachi, but he didn’t care.
At first, he did fear to get gutted, but soon he got his own view of the
events.
Itachi, as well as him, had nothing to do – and their verbal fights were something to put him out of boredom. That meant it was gonna be verbal only – and
Naruto was sure in the sharpness of his tongue.
Thanks for all your nice reviews.
Please, please review!!!!!