My Chibi Dobe

Chapter 6 “Take-Your-Son-to-Work Day”

“I’ve run every test I could think of there is nothing else I can do. All test show he’s a healthy 5 year-old boy nothing more.”

“Then what is to happen Tsunade-sama?” Shizune asked as she also scanned the reports on Naruto’s condition.

“I’m going to have to contact Yorugakure and ask them to lend us Kurai, Sukora.”

“That’s in Moon country! They are more hidden then any other Shinobi village! How did Naruto meet her?”

“It was one of Jiraiya’s research trips. Yorugakure is also renowned for there volcanic hot springs; so of course the Pervert had to go check out the Onsen. He also got caught and had to suffer a mild poisoning for his troubles. From what he has told me the girl is their best Ninja and it is not likely that they will loan her to out for such a long mission.”

“Well we could lend them Gai-senpai in her place.”

“Shizune we are trying to get help from a village of eternal darkness and you want to send Gai and his eternal youth to them. You might as well send a declaration of war.”

“Uh… right.” The young assistant sweat-dropped.

“I’ll send a letter asking first and if the say no maybe they will be willing to negotiate.” Tsunade said as she took out a blank scroll. “Shizune ANBU files are supposed to be kept locked in the vault why is that one out?”

“Oh I was updating the files and I was just checking the status.” Tsunade watched the blush spread on the medic-nin’s cheeks.

“That file is active but you don’t have clearance. Only his training Captain, contact, or I are allowed to update that file.”

“Gomen Tsunade-sama.”

“I can’t tell you anything about the case but I can tell you that you were right in your instincts about him. He isn’t all as he appears to be.” Tsunade took the file labeled Uchiha, Itachi and placed back in the opened safe.

“I’m glad. Maybe someday he’ll come home.” Shizune said softy.

“I have no doubt he will. When he does I’m sure you’ll be one of the first to greet him.” Tsunade smiled at her blushing assistant before returning to her desk. They had once encountered Itachi shortly after he had joined the Akatsuki. They had been in a village that the Akatsuki attacked and Shizune had seen him save a little girl that had fallen in stampede. Before he could set her free he was caught but another member he hid the child in his robes and told the member that the ally was cleared. After the member had left he let the girl go after erasing he memory of him. Since then Shizune had been intrigued by the young boy she saw and wanted to know him more.

“Hai Tsunade-sama.”

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“I’ve had it up to here with that girl!”

“Mangetsukage-sama Sukora-san is our best shinobi.”

“She might be the best shinobi but she is the worst niece. She is the most infuriating girl in the entire village. Why couldn’t she be like her sisters? Even her brothers are more friendly and open then she is. Of all thirteen children she is the only one to inherit her father’s stoic attitude as well as his mirror image.” The Leader of the Yoru stared out into the darkness of the village. Yorugakure was a hidden village inside a volcano. It was the activeness of the volcano’s smoke kept moon country in eternal night. The Shadowlands was the large forest surrounding the volcano the tree leaves were so thick that they blocked out what little sun was able to filter through the smoke. They had survived for centuries in the clouds of darkness and they had grown into a wealthy nation. Most of their prosperity was due to his niece’s medical advances in her healing potions.

“I agree that Sukora-san can be difficult at times but she has done many great things for Yoru. You should feel proud of your niece.”

“I am proud of her but it is time she settles down. She helped train the students after the war with Rock country as well as improved the health care of the village with her potions. We now have smarter and stronger Shinobi and her potions are the most sought out in all of the nations but she needs someone to stable her. She has grown callus prideful. I got a report from her brother Kesho it said that although the men in this village think she is beautiful they would rather go after missing nins the date her. He freezes them out and her strength scars them.”

“Kazuma-sama, what about that boy that was here a few years ago? Uzumaki-san he made her smile once maybe he would like to visit her.”

“No she made it clear that she cared for him only as a brother. She said he was looking for his precious person and he would stop till he brought him home.” The aging Kage turned away from the window and back to his desk. “No I fear he is not an option maybe I should send her out to other villages that need her skills maybe she’ll loosen up.”

“And find a husband?” said a cold voice from the door.

“Yes and find a husband…” Kazuma jumped back to see said niece leaning against the door from with an unreadable expression and her emerald eyes hidden behind dark glasses. “Sukora what are you doing here?”

“You forgot you blood pressure potions. I see you are trying to marry me off again.” She stated as she stalked up to desk placing the vials in front of her uncle.

“Sukora you are going to be twenty years old it is long pass time you married all of your sisters and even your brothers are married and settled.”

“Yes I have the nephews and nieces to prove how settled they are. You won’t have to worry about the low birthrate in Yoru the Kurai have it covered. They don’t need any help from me. I am a ninja not a breeding mare.”

“Damn it Sukora! I know you are a ninja you’re one of my best but there is more to life then your next potion or kill. Your parents wouldn’t want…”

“My parents are dead.” Sukora snapped. They have had this argument over and over since she was sixteen. “I will live how I choose I am no longer a child. Mangetsukage if that is all I will be going I’m late for training.”

“You’re dismissed.” Kazuma sighed in defeat. He sadly watched her leave the office he didn’t even notice the messenger bird till it began pecking at papers on his desk. “What have you got for me? It’s from the leaf village.”

“Kazuma-sama?”

“Keiko, I found a solution. It seems they need Sukora’s potions and are willing to send an escort for her.”

“How is that a solution?”

“I’ll ask the Hokage to send three of her best single shinobi. One of them is bound to catch her attention.” Kazuma smiled happily as he wrote a response.

“Or she’ll flay you alive when she figures out that you are trying to set her up on this mission.” His assistant muttered.

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“Where we going Ruka?”

“I thought I would take you to where I work. During the summer I do double shifts at the Missions room. Kakashi has training with his team and I don’t want you to get hit by a stray kunai.”

“Okay.” Naruto smiled happily as he once again was riding Oushi through the village to the Hokage tower.

“Well here we are.” Iruka smiled as they entered the busy Missions office.

“OH! IRUKA!” the academy teacher jumped as a dark blond Elite jonin came running toward them.

“Hi Genma.”

“Oh so it’s true Naruto is a chibi again! Oh he’s so cute just like I remember.”

“HI! A’NTIE GENMA!” Naruto waved.

“Auntie Genma?” Iruka’s eyebrow rose in question.

“Well you see when Raido and I babysat him he caught us kissing and he told us boys only kissed girls. Well Raido said we loved each other and that’s why we kissed. So Naruto asked which one of us was the girl.”

“And I told me to call me Uncle Raido and him Auntie Genma.” Raido walked up behind his nervous lover. “I figured it was the best way to explain it without going into the gay birds and bees.”

“I guess your right.” Iruka smiled. “Lucky for me he hasn’t asked that about me and Kakashi.”

“Hey Auntie Genma, I can unwock most of the house wocks with the Senbon you gave me!” Naruto beamed and Genma dropped the senbon he had in his mouth.

“He gave you a Senbon and taught you to pick locks?” Iruka looked down at his son in surprise.

“Uh-ha and Uncle Radio showed me how to aim my kunai while blind folded!”

“He did?” Iruka was now smiling at the two jonin. They started to get nervous as they felt the killing aura surround the smiling chunin. “What else did they teach you?”

“To be pa’pared and carry wude for qwickies!” the Chibi smiled brightly and the two jonin were looking like he just signed their death warrants.

“I see. Why don’t you and Oushi go sit at my desk while I have a word with you’re Auntie and Uncle.” Oushi made a quick get away from the potential blood shed. There was a brief Spike in chakra and the former Aunt and uncle were gone having been thrown out the window by the overprotective father.

“That is the last time they ever baby sit.” Iruka muttered as join Naruto at his desk.

The rest of the morning went smooth Naruto sat on the desk and Iruka gave him the mission scrolls to hand to the waiting shinobi. Tsunade came out of her office briefly to see how her little Gaki was doing and give him a hug and slip him some candy while Iruka wasn’t looking. The Ninja’s coming and going all cooed over the chibi handing out missions and Naruto beamed under the attention. All was going well till that afternoon when…

“ANKO!” Naruto shouted as he jumped into the Snake Jonin’s arms.

“HEY Foxie! I see the rumors are true you’re pint size again. Here have a dango.”

“Yummy! Are we going blow up Kashi’s house again?” Anko’s eyes widen at the sight of Iruka’s glare.

“Uh… no Foxie not this time. I just came by to turn in my reports. Then Ibiki and I have to get ready for the T&I class.”

“IBIKI!” Naruto shouted.

“Someone call my name?” the Master interrogator appeared next to Anko just in time to catch the flying chibi.

“Ibiki can I go westion bad ninjas again?”

“Well… uh… I don’t think so.” There were few things Ibiki was afraid of and a pissed of Iruka just shot up to the top of the list.

“Ibiki-san when did you ever Baby-sit Naruto? And why the Hell did you take him to an interrogation?”

“Well you see Izumo was watching Naruto but Genma was playing around the office bragging about his accuracy skills and accidentally hit him with one of his one of his milder poison senbons and had to go to the hospital.” The chunin in question winced at the memory while said jonin hid out of sight not wanting to be thrown out the window again.

“I don’t know how but the little firecracker got passed around till he landed in my office. There was no one else to watch him trust me I tried. I took him to the ANBU training ground to try and wear him out. He ended up wearing out six of my best ANBU. After that I left him in the observation room with some ramen while I took care of a suspect. Well he’s a fast eater he came into the room and in lest the 10 minutes he cracked the guy wide open.” Ibiki explained and being a smart shinobi he decided not to tell Iruka about the other times he borrowed Naruto from Kakashi for interrogations.

“Ruka it was cool! I wearned how to tie knots that even Kashi can’t break.” Well that explained how he found Naruto sitting on the table with a pint of ice cream and Kakashi all tie up in the corner. “Ibiki said next time he show me how to use burning tags!”

T’S IT! TSUNADE-SAMA I’M LEAVING!” Iruka grabbed Naruto from the Master Interrogator’s arms. “NONE OF YOU ARE EVER ALLOWED TO WATCH MY SON AGAIN LET ALONE COME WITH IN TEN FEET OF HIM!” the academy teacher stormed out of the office with Oushi at his heels ranting about insane ninjas untrustworthy babysitters.

“You think we should tell him about all the extra training sessions we gave Naruto?” Kotetsu asked the quite mission room.

“Not if we want to live!” exclaimed Izumo.

“Something tells me the genin will be on vacation for a while.” Tsunade said as she came out of her office. “You know Iruka is the one who is mostly in charge of mission assignments. I believe all of you are going to be doing D ranks till his temper runs out.” With that said the whole room groaned in misery because Umino, Iruka’s temper could last from weeks to months depending on how badly you pissed him off.


A/N: Ok the muses have not been kind and are handing me inspiration on word at a time. Well here is another chapter pulled from their hands by force I hope you like it Next Chapter a Week with Shikamaru and Temari! Thanks for reading keep reviewing!