Hard Love Life

When they arrived back at the base Hidan dragged Kakuzu into the kitchen. "Okay, we have green, herbal, and jasmine tea. What do you want?"

Kakuzu stared at Hidan, "You know, just surprise me."

Hidan glared darkly. "You get green tea then. It's what you normally drink." Hidan filled the kettle up, setting it on the stove and turning on the burner.

Kakuzu sat down at the table. "What's wrong with you? All I said was to surprise me."

"You... You just piss me off. Do you like seeing me all upset?" Hidan turned another burner on and placed his hand on it, "You must like it." Hidan sighed again. "Don't get all pissy because I said that, okay?"

"Sometimes, yes, I like seeing you upset," Kakuzu stated, shrugging slightly. He raised a brow when Hidan placed his hand on the burner, "Uh. Hidan, I know you like pain, but why are you burning off the flesh of your hand on the stove burner?"

"Jerk." Hidan said, looking over his shoulder. He pulled away from the stove and removed his clothes, not wanting to ruin them before placing his hand back on the burner. "I'm burning myself because I want to feel the pain of a burn."

Kakuzu grimaced, the scent of burning flesh filling his nose. "Ugh, stop it, that smell is horrible." He gave Hidan another confused look when he took off his clothes, "So you're going to be naked and burn yourself?"

"I'll stop soon." Hidan said, blushing, "I'll be oozing, I like that outfit. And, you get to see my perfect ass." Hidan pulled his hand off the burner, panting he turned off the unneeded burner. He walked to the sink, his perky breasts bouncing. He ran his hand under the water for a few seconds. "It's already healing."

Kakuzu smirked, "You'll be oozing? Oozing from where exactly?" He couldn't really complain anymore as he watched his lover's perfect breasts bounce as he walked over to the sink. Licking his lips slightly, he walked over to his partner, and softly squeezed at Hidan's breasts.

"My hand. But you can use your hand to make me ooze from elsewhere." Hidan smirked; Kakuzu was very easy to play. Wiggle his ass around, touch himself, and his breasts got right next to him ready to touch and watch. He sighed as his breasts were fondled. "You really like these don't you?"

"You say it like it's a bad thing, you know you love it when I finger you." Kakuzu licked the shell of Hidan's ear. "But this doesn't mean I want to have sex right now." Kakuzu continued to fondle at Hidan's breasts, squeezing and pinching roughly every once and a while. "Yes, I really like these."

"I do like it when you finger me. I also like your dick in me, but I guess I need to wait for a bit to get that." Hidan turned his head to kiss Kakuzu, sucking on the elder's lower lip, "I'm glad you like them." He made small keening noises as Kakuzu fondled him, reacting stronger to rougher stimuli.

"Hm, what do you like more? Me fingering you or giving you oral?" Kakuzu asked, moving his hands to rest on Hidan's perfect ass. He had to admit, he was beginning to like Hidan more as a female, just because there were more things he could do with him. Lowering his head, he took one of his partner's pert nipples into his mouth.

Hidan moaned as Kakuzu began to suckle his breast. "I like it most when you give me oral." Hidan pulled away from Kakuzu, turning off the stove and climbing onto the counter. He spread his legs apart, showing his heat to Kakuzu, "I like it most when you suck here..." his fingers grazed over his clit. "And lick here." his fingers moved to his moist inner lips.

Kakuzu grinned when Hidan jumped up onto the counter, explaining the places where he liked getting oral. He leaned in after Hidan explained and began to lap at the centerfold of his partner's heat. He only stopped a few moments later because he heard someone come in. Quickly, he threw his cloak around Hidan, and glared at Kisame, the intruder.

Hidan buttoned up Kakuzu's cloak, upset at the interruption. "Stupid. You just had to come in didn't you!?" Hidan huffed and wrapped his arms around Kakuzu's neck, "Get out pervert. This body is for Kakuzu to look at and touch only." He flipped off the shark for added affect.

Kakuzu wrapped his arms around Hidan's waist, pulling him off the counter and into his arms, glaring at Kisame. There was a look of jealousy in the shark's eyes, but he could see why, seeing as the sexist female alive was in his arms. And then when he turned back into a male he was even sexier. Kisame slowly left, and he let go of Hidan, going to sit at the table.

Hidan rolled up the sleeves of Kakuzu's cloak, finishing up the tea. "He ruined the fucking mood." he said, setting the cup in front of Kakuzu, "It's not green tea by the way. It's jasmine, you better fucking drink it." Hidan sat on the floor, resting his head on Kakuzu's knee. "You want to continue in our room later?"

Kakuzu nodded when Hidan said he ruined the mood, "He really did. I was getting to my favorite part, too." He sighed and shook his head, blowing on his tea to cool it down so her could drink it. His fingers began to run through Hidan's hair when he leaned against his leg. "Not really."

"You’re no fun. Who's going to walk in on us in our room." Hidan made a sound almost like a purr, lifting his head closer to Kakuzu's hand, "Do you think Kisame knew it was me or just some whore who liked you the best?"

"I'm just not -- Eh, maybe after I go to sleep and wake up," Kakuzu took a sip of his tea finally, hissing at the heat. "I'm sure Kisame knew it was you. Who else would've flipped him off like that? And not a lot of people have silver hair and violet eyes."

"I've seen many albino whores in my twenty-two years of living. About fifteen actually." Hidan said, kissing Kakuzu's knee, "Two of those were men. I guess it's sixteen now however. I see that whore everyday in the mirror." Hidan stretched. "Am I sexy both ways Kakuzu?"

“I would prefer it if he thought I had an Albino fetish.” Kakuzu said, now scratching Hidan’s scalp, “You’re not a whore Hidan.” He patted his lap, beckoning Hidan into his lap. “Yes, you’re very sexy.”

Hidan climbed into Kakuzu's lap, tucking his head under his partner's chin. "Or that you want to have sex with me and you're trying to compensate." he laid a kiss on Kakuzu's lips and bit his nose softly, "A slut then? Sex addict?" Hidan ran his fingers down Kakuzu's face. "Am I one of the sexiest men you've seen?"

Kakuzu slipped his arms around Hidan's waist. He nuzzled his lover's hair, sighing quietly. "I think I'd rather have him think that I have an albino fetish." He growled softly when Hidan bit his nose, whacking him gently. "You're neither. You're just perfect." Kakuzu shook his head about how sappy he was sounding, "Look, I'm only saying this stuff because I'm tired, not because I love you. And yes, you're the sexiest male I've ever seen."

"Perfect? I like the sound of that." Hidan smiled and kissed Kakuzu again, "And you're the sexiest man I've ever seen. Your muscles, stitches, and the way you fuck me... You're strong and smart, not to mention experienced."

Kakuzu leaned into the kiss that Hidan planted on his lips. "I beg to differ about that, I'm sure you've seen sexier men. Plus, I'm sure if you went and had sex with someone else, they'd be much better in bed than I."

Hidan shook his head. "No one is better looking then you. The stitches really do it for me." he hummed softly before pulling the collar of Kakuzu's shirt down, "No one else would stab and beat me during sex. You're the best." Hidan began to kiss and suck on Kakuzu's neck, biting from time to time.

Kakuzu chuckled when Hidan said that the stitches really did it for him. "That's a bit odd Hidan." He took a sip of his tea and sighed at the taste, just perfect. "I'm sure a lot of sadistic horny freaks would stab you while having sex." A soft shiver ran through his body when Hidan began to suck on his neck.

"Well I'm odd. I like them." Hidan muttered into Kakuzu's neck, "I only want your sex. No one else's. As far as I am willing to know you are the best." He slid his hands under Kakuzu's shirt, rubbing the man's stitch chest. He circled a scarred nipple with his finger, feeling Kakuzu's breathing quicken.

Kakuzu shook his head and began to stroke Hidan’s hair once more, yawning quietly. "That's bit ignorant. You should at least try having sex with one more person before you say I'm the best." A slight shiver ran though his body when he felt Hidan circling one of his nipples. He pushed Hidan's hand away. "Don't touch me like that..."

"Your the only one I want. I'm not 'cheating' on you." Hidan said. He looked up at Kakuzu when his hand was pushed away. "Why not? It seemed that you liked it. You touch me every where."

"I think you're the only person that would ever say that besides myself, Hidan," Kakuzu stated, smirking slightly at Hidan. "I just don't like being touched. You at least want me to touch you like I do."

Hidan scowled. "You liked it though right? I've touched you a lot. I gave you that massage and you didn't object. How is this different?" he huffed some hair out of his face, "Let me do this. I'm sure it will feel really good."

Kakuzu gave up on arguing with Hidan, "Fine, fine, you can continue what you were going to do. Not like you'll shut up about it if I tell you know anyways."

Hidan did not even reply, he simply pulled up Kakuzu's shirt and began to run his fingers along his lover's muscular stomach. He ran his tongue along Kakuzu's bicep, biting the skin before his tongue ran along his nipple. He took the nub into his mouth sucking on it softly before moving to the other.

Kakuzu groaned and shivered slightly, his skin was sensitive after all the years of not being touched like this. His fingers twined into Hidan's hair and he closed his eyes, smirking slightly. "Hey Hida, I have an odd question for you... Have you ever masturbated?" He was hoping that the question would get Hidan to stop licking and sucking on the skin on his chest.

Hidan ran his tongue along Kakuzu's chest again before lifting his head away. "Touch myself? Well yeah. I did it earlier today to try and get you to fuck me. Have you?" Hidan's hands continued to fondle Kakuzu's torso.

Kakuzu sighed in relief when Hidan stopped licking his chest. "No, I mean full on masturbation, by yourself and actually cumming. I myself have done it once or twice before." He batted at Hidan's hands on his chest.

"No. Never. Why?" Hidan scowled, dipping his head down to run his tongue along his lover's stomach. He placed several butterfly kisses along the flesh, loving the taste of Kakuzu's skin.

"Hm, just wondering," Kakuzu murmured, shivering as Hidan's tongue ran up his stomach, "You- ah- really like doing this, eh?"

"I love it. I love to give you pleasure with out getting any." Hidan trailed back up to give Kakuzu a hard kiss, pulling away afterwards to unbutton Kakuzu's cloak to show off his breasts. "If you want to taste me you need to do it soon. I can't keep this jutsu up for ever."

"You're an odd one, no doubt about that." Kakuzu leaned into the kiss, pulling Hidan closer to his body. He shook his head when Hidan unbuttoned his cloak; "I think I'd rather taste your semen this time. How about you revert back to your male form now?"

Hidan nodded, releasing the jutsu. "So what are you going to do? Give me oral like this?" he asked, panting slightly.

Kakuzu ran his hands over Hidan's chest when he released the jutsu. "Perhaps, do you want oral right now?"

Hidan shivered. "Yes please." he unbuttoned the cloak further, showing off the rest of his body.

Kakuzu put Hidan onto the chair and kneeled down in front of him. He moved the cloak from in front of Hidan's member, taking the flesh into his hand and beginning to pump him slowly in order to get him hard. His mouth began to suck and nip at Hidan's inner thighs.

Hidan bit his lip. "Erm...Could you lick me to start off?" he blushed, "Lick uh... all over?" Hidan squirmed a bit, finding Kakuzu being submissive a bit odd.

Kakuzu sighed and shook his head, standing up, "I can't… Do it while you're male. It's just not normal."

"Please try? I'm not to comfortable either but lets do something new." Hidan looked up at Kakuzu, "Uh... Just pretend it’s that nub thing I have as a woman but uh... Just bigger? You don't need to put it in your mouth."

Kakuzu looked away, "I'm not gay Hidan. It's just not natural for me... I'll have sex with you, but that's it." He began to head out of the kitchen and wiped off his hand on his pants on his way out.

“But... You said you wanted to taste my semen." Hidan whimpered, looking down at himself, "I want you to like me both ways, maybe more as a man. I-I gave you oral sex." Hidan new he was acting like a wimp, but he felt unwanted now.

"I changed my mind. It's just so awkward," Kakuzu sighed, looking over at Hidan. "I like you both ways... You're very attractive." He walked over to Hidan and took him into his arms. "It's just too awkward."

"Will you just fondle me until I come then?" Hidan asked, not really believing what Kakuzu said about liking him as a man, "You wanted to learn more ways to pleasure me when I'm myself. Lets do that. What do you say bastard?"

Kakuzu sighed and nodded, sitting down. He reached over and pulled Hidan into his lap. "Hidan… Could you kind of… Tell me what you want me to do with my hands? I'm not exactly sure what you want me to do."

Hidan nodded. "Do what you did the first time we had sex. Just tug on me. I liked that."

Kakuzu grasped Hidan in his hand and tugged slightly on his member a few times, coughing awkwardly.

Hidan bit his lip, shuddering. "Like that. Just like that." he grabbed Kakuzu's hand and made him squeeze hard, "Don't be so embarrassed. You did this before."

Kakuzu's other arm hooked around Hidan's waist, pulling him closer to him, his head resting on his lover's shoulder as he watched his hand. He mimicked what Hidan’s hand made him do once more, tugging faster now. "Yes, but that was in the heat of passion."

Hidan hissed in pain. "It's just me. I won't fucking judge you." he tossed his head back, groaning. Hidan grabbed Kakuzu's hand again, making him tug on his member roughly and squeeze even harder, turning the head a deep purple, "Don't be gentle alright? Just don't rip it off."

Kakuzu raised a brow when Hidan tossed his head back. He licked up Hidan's neck, "You really like that?" He winced when he saw the head of his partner's member turning purple. Kakuzu squeezed harder than what Hidan made him do and tugged even harder.

"I fucking love it." Hidan hissed out, grabbing Kakuzu's shoulders. He let out a shaky cry as Kakuzu squeezed and tugged harder then he had been prepared for. "Okay, now keep doing that... But start relaxing your hand after every squeeze." Hidan moaned, digging his nails into Kakuzu's shoulders.

Kakuzu kissed Hidan, digging his teeth into his lover's bottom lip, drawing blood. His tongue forced its way into Hidan's mouth. He did as Hidan said, squeezing then relaxing his hand while still tugging roughly.

Hidan kissed Kakuzu back, extremely aroused from the taste of his own blood. He clung to Kakuzu as the first contractions from his orgasm shook through his body. Bloody semen squirted onto Kakuzu's hand as Hidan began to relax. "Was that so bad?"

Kakuzu pulled away from the kiss after a few moments, moving down to his neck and biting onto it roughly. He tightened his grip on Hidan when he clung to him, looking down at his hand when Hidan finally came. "It wasn't so horrible, but why did your semen come out bloody?" Kakuzu asked, bringing up his hand to his mouth to lick off the cum.

"You must have... Ruptured a capillary from squeezing me." Hidan said, leaning forward to lick up a bit of his cum, "Yours tastes better then mine." he stated.

Kakuzu nodded slightly resting his chin on Hidan's head. "Did you enjoy yourself?" He finished off the cum on his hand, sucking at his finger a few more times to make sure all of it was off. "I haven't tasted mine, so I wouldn't know."

"Yes I did. It made me kind of sleepy however." Hidan rubbed his eyes, yawning, "It's a matter of preference I think. I like yours and… Do you like mine?"

Kakuzu grabbed his cloak and slid it around Hidan's shoulders once more. "Are you ready to go to bed now?" He tugged the cloak around so it covered most of Hidan up. "Yes, I like yours."

Hidan nodded. "Yeah. I'm ready to go to bed." he replied, buttoning up the cloak, "I'm glad you liked it. Did you like the taste of my blood too?" Hidan wrapped his arms around Kakuzu's neck, "Carry me back to our room `Kuzu?"

Kakuzu leaned down and kissed Hidan a bit softer this time, hoping the masochist in Hidan had left for the night. "Alright. Do you want to sleep in my bed or yours?" For some reason, when he was tired, he was always nicer to Hidan and he wondered how long it would take Hidan to catch on. "Yea, I'll carry you back to our room and yes, I like the taste of your blood." His arm slid under Hidan's legs and he stood, carrying his lover back to their room and setting him down on his bed, before laying down next to him.

Hidan curled up next to Kakuzu, sighing in contentment. "You are sharing your bed a lot. I thought you didn't sleep well with me so close." He shrugged to himself, clinging to Kakuzu tightly, "I like sharing a bed with you."

Kakuzu slid a hand around Hidan's waist to bring him closer. "Maybe something today changed my views on you sleeping so close, maybe I want to try having you sleep close again." He sighed and closed his eyes, pulling the blanket over the two of them.

Hidan sighed, "So then you're thinking about getting a king bed then?" he asked, laughing softly to show he was kidding. "Good night." Hidan kissed Kakuzu on the cheek before dosing off, snoring softly.

Kakuzu let out a soft chuckle, "Maybe I will..." He held Hidan closer to his body and fell asleep as well.