Meds

The first date





Author’s note: I like how this current chapter turned out. Sorry, I got slammed with more than eleven pages to type from two of my professors. Anyway, I forgot to credit the song from the last chapter. It’s Gothic girl by The 69 eyes. Anyway, on with the chapter







Orochimaru stood in front of the mirror in the large bathroom he shared with the other orphans in the house. Orochimaru got out a tube and applied the black lipstick to his finely shaped lips. He went to get purple eyeliner until he seen Itachi lurking by the door through the mirror.



He found it very creepy that it was always when he was alone that Itachi decided to talk to him. Itachi had nothing positive to say about pale nineteen year old. Itachi would make offensive slurs at his fellow orphan. Whore, faggot, and cock sucker was just some words that were muttered to Orochimaru by the seventeen year old



Usually when his friends from high school, Kimimaro and Anko, stopped by to visit; the Uchiha was no where to be seen. Same thing happens when Jiraiya, Tsunade, and him are having discussion, except during those times Orochimaru noticed that Itachi pretends to be busy.



“ Get the hell out of this bathroom before I throw some of your freaking cologne bottles at you!!!” Orochimaru muttered darkly.



Itachi advanced toward Orochimaru. The only thing Orochimaru could think was, `Why is this happening to me this week?’ Itachi gazed at him, “ where are you going looking like that? You have on as much makeup as a whore. Are you selling yourself to perverts?”



Orochimaru knew that he couldn’t get into a fist fight with the Uchiha, it would likely result in him getting banished from the orphanage. Sarutobi would punish Itachi for it if he didn’t have his superiors breathing down his neck. Sarutobi’s superiors had always hated Orochimaru ever since the first week when they were making daily visits. Orochimaru remembered it clearly; Tsunade, Jiraiya, the other orphans and him were getting all dressed up for the two individuals that oversee Sarutobi in every aspect of running the orphanage.



At the time, Orochimaru watched horror movies and so he drew people who were dying in the movies. The scene he drew was from an American movie called `The Dentist.’ In the scene, it was the day after the doctor had removed all of his wife’s teeth and cut out her tongue. The pool boy removed the white sunhat she kept her face hidden behind. She looked something from a zombie movie. She was extremely pale from blood loss and was still bleeding getting her tongue removed. Orochimaru drew the exact moment when she was reaching out for the pool boy and had her mouth open trying to tell him something.



The woman superior seen what he was drawing, “ is that women bleeding from her mouth?”



“ Yes . . . ” the then eight year old Orochimaru replied. At the time he didn’t see what the big problem was.



The woman sneered, “ I am Sarutobi’s boss and I will make sure you are locked away for a very long time with other little boys just like you.”



“ I am not going to jail, you old hag!” Orochimaru screamed, cocking his head back to spit in the woman’s face, “ why are you even Sarutobi-sensei’s boss? He clearly can take care of us without you dummies!!!”



Orochimaru felt pressure on his neck. The woman had her hands around it. The eight year old squirmed underneath the woman and screamed, “ help me!! She’s going to kill me!!”



He heard Jiraiya yell in the room, “ Tsunade-chan, get Sarutobi-sensei!!!”



Jiraiya rushed into the living room where Orochimaru and the insane woman were. “ Get off him, small boobies!!” Jiraiya was punching the woman in the back. Orochimaru thought that he was going to die either from the grip she had on his neck or the fact her breasts were suffocating him. He heard Naruto who was just three years old at the time crying loudly in fear.



“ That’s enough!!!” Sarutobi yelled. The woman released Orochimaru and wiped the spit from her face. She adjusted her skirt and advanced toward Sarutobi menacingly. “ I suggest you forget about this little incident.” She handed him the crumpled drawing Orochimaru did, “ unless you want Orochimaru-kun to go an asylum or Jiraiya to go to the Tokyo School of Behavior Problem Students or TSBPS* for short.” She heard Naruto still crying, “ someone shut that fucking baby up!!”



Orochimaru had seen that Sarutobi was still remain calm as he picked up Naruto and cradled him, “ I think you should leave!”



“ With pleasure!” The woman screamed as she left with her partner who gotten to the living room at the same time Sarutobi did. Orochimaru remembered after they left, Sarutobi tried to console him over what the woman did.



After that day, Sarutobi was more cautious when having those two over. Sarutobi’s attempts to get new higher-ups have all failed. The graying haired man had even muttered a couple of times in front of his orphans, “ I hope those two don’t become parents!”



Orochimaru’s mind was snapped back to the present when he seen Itachi’s fist was heading towards his face. Itachi was yanked back and pushed into the bathroom. Orochimaru seen a familiar head with platinum blonde hair. Jiraiya turned on the cold shower. “ You want to try that one again? Instead of picking on goth kids, why don’t you find a nice bitch for yourself?”



“ Damn your quick speed Jiraiya!!” Itachi got up from the tub dripping wet. He quickly turned off the shower. He was shivering from when the air hit his skin. He sneered at the older males. Because of the current situation, any jokes about wet weasels would’ve been out of the question.



Jiraiya just grinned back at the male, “ have you forgotten the saying of this orphanage?; ` Never mess with a sannin!’”



“ Don’t think this is over . . .” Itachi muttered. He ran off.



“ What a freak!!” The white haired male replied, combing his unkempt hair with his fingers, “ anyway, where are you going?”



Orochimaru decided to lie about why Kabuto was taking him out to eat, Jiraiya wouldn’t understand the situation, “ my professor is taking me out to eat to make up for accidentally putting an F on the test when I clearly deserve an A. Anyway, he just now changed to the actual grade it was suppose to be.”



“Why do old guys think going out to eat would solve any problem that comes?” Jiraiya referring to their sensei Sarutobi.



Orochimaru replied, “ he’s actually isn’t that old, he’s twenty eight years old.”



“ Just remember to get the number of any hot waitresses for me while your out,” Jiraiya replied.



Orochimaru snickered, “ Okay, I get the numbers of fat forty year old Italian women named Olga with wrinkles on their face and hairy moles on their chins. Let’s not forget the yellow teeth.”



“Snake-teme!” Jiraiya exclaimed at Orochimaru’s dry sense of humor. Orochimaru grinned at Jiraiya. Then they heard the doorbell ring. Orochimaru rushed down the stairs and seen Naruto talking his professor to death. ` Poor guy’ Orochimaru thought to himself.



Kabuto half focused on some blonde kid’s, he didn’t know, conversion about the price increase of ramen, until he seen Orochimaru standing in front of him and Kabuto’s heart raced ten times faster than normally. He could picture that if the kid grew up in New York a decide or two before his actual birth, he would’ve been the best damn club kid to be trained under Michael Alig*. Without the kid resorting to drugs of course! The pale teen would’ve probably been a cyber punk* if he grew up in the same techno-loving environment he did.



“ Nice to see you, professor,” Orochimaru drawled, “ where are we heading tonight?”



Kabuto half smiled, “ we’re going to a place around here called `Akatsuki.’ I’ve heard that it has an excellent karaoke system.”



“ You picked the best karaoke diner we have in Konoha. I’m sorry, but I’m sure you’re new to Konoha,” Sarutobi extended his hand, “ you must be his Psychology professor. You don’t really have to go through the trouble of taking him out over miscalculation on his test grade. I’m his guardian, Hiruzen Sarutobi.”



Kabuto shook hands with the almost-elderly man, “ I’m Kabuto Yakushi. Yes, I’m originally from Suna, but moved to Tokyo when I was eighteen to attend their university. What time do you want Orochimaru home?”



“ Preferably at midnight, so that he doesn’t wake the other twenty orphans that I have taken in.”



“ Okay,” Kabuto smiled, “ that’ll be no problem!!”





On the car ride in Kabuto’s silver 2006 Volkswagen Jetta, Orochimaru’s brain was being molested by the techno music Kabuto had playing on his stereo. He really didn’t get the appeal of the childish sounding music that had certain phrases and beats replayed over and over again until the end of the song.



The pale teen sighed with relief when the song was over, but screamed when a song by Moby came on. This was pure torture!!! Orochimaru would rather have pins put into him than listen to another second of what was being played on his perverted professor’s stereo.



Kabuto glared at the teen who acted like a ten year old whose parents were explaining to him the importance of cleaning. Orochimaru’s hands were over his ears and his eyes were bugged out. Not to talk about how a bit earlier, Orochimaru screamed bloody murder when Moby’s song with Gwen Stefani started. “ What the hell is your problem?”



“ That bald geek Moby is being played,” Orochimaru replied in a tone that a heroine in a science fiction would use when there were aliens nearby. ` He’s acting very childish’ Kabuto thought to himself.



Kabuto sneered, “ suck it up, you big pussy!”



“ Make me!” That was Orochimaru’s answer.



Kabuto decided if Orochimaru wanted a childish fight, he would damn give him one, he started to sing along with the song, which made Orochimaru freak out even more,“ here we are now, going to the Westside. Weapons in hand, as we go for a ride. Some may come, love, and some may stay. Watching out for the sunny day. Where there’s love and darkness and my sidearm . . .” *



A couple of seconds later, they were at the diner and their childish non-violent war has ceased to a draw. They sat at a table in uncomfortable silence. Kabuto was the first to pick up a conversation, “ what are your interests, Orochimaru? Besides making yourself look superior . . .”



“ I’m into snakes, witchcraft, Marilyn Manson, dark wave music, horror movies, the never ending process of death and rebirth, anti-porn campaigns, bestseller novels, vampires, serial killers, cults and history,” the teen simply stated as if it were normal for someone to be interested in those things.



It was then that Kabuto was struck with the realization that the only thing he shared with the teen was that they both hated the way humans are today. He decided to question the teen over the anti-porn comment, “ so you mean to tell me that you are totally against porn? You are the first man I have ever met the despises it. You’re very cute, Orochimaru-chan!!!”



“ Porn is a mindless industry that corrupts people into giving in to animalistic behavior,” Orochimaru explained his position on the topic, “ and don’t call me Orochimaru-chan!”



A waiter came to give them two menus and two glasses of water, “ How are you two fucking faggots doing this shitty evening?”



Orochimaru almost spit out his water, `are waiters allowed to talk like that?’ Kabuto gave a fake smile and replied, “ we’re fine, Hidan. Thank you!”



“ Just give me a fucking call when you two fucking bitches are ready to fucking order!” Hidan walked off to take other orders.



Orochimaru glared up at his professor, “ you know him?”



“ Yes, I do,” Kabuto replied, taking a sip of water while looking over his menu, “ he’s one of my co-workers at the college. The only reason why he’s even taking a second job is because his weird religion preaches labor.”



Orochimaru whispered, “ he might say something about us being here . . .”



“ Doubt it,” Kabuto whispered, “ he lied on both of his application to the college and here about being employed to the other. If he gets caught by either one for being employed to other job, he’ll lose his teaching license and possibly even lose his job as a waiter.”



Orochimaru glared, “ why would he need to lie to both places?”



“ If this place found out he was a professor, he would be laid off for being over-qualified. If a professor were to take on a second job, our headmaster Pein would cut a chunk off of their salary, Our friend Hidan would be completely screwed if I were to make a phone call . . .”



Orochimaru’s eyebrow twitched, Kabuto seemed like he really enjoyed toying with people. He couldn’t figure out why Kabuto couldn’t just be more upfront of his intentions. Kabuto chuckled slightly, which made Orochimaru glare up at the platinum blonde behind the menu he was reading, “ what’s so funny?”



“ I was just thinking that even though you are very intelligent, you are still so incredibly naïve about certain things. May I ask you a simple question; what is your intentions for coming here tonight?”



Orochimaru sneered at the fact that his professor called him naïve, “ what kind of question is that? I came here to give you a second chance.”



“ So you did that not knowing my true intentions for taking you out to eat?” Kabuto had a strange look in his eye that Orochimaru wasn’t sure he trusted completely at the moment.



“ What the hell are you talking about?”



Kabuto leaned in closer to the nineteen year old and held his student’s chin with his index finger and thumb, “ you are so cute, Orochimaru-chan! It makes me want to bend you over the table and fuck you shamelessly!”



The pale teen’s head was spinning over the mental image Kabuto placed in his head. “ This isn’t a fuck date, you creep!”



“ Your halfway wrong, even though sexual intercourse is not apart of my agenda at the moment. This is still in all consideration a date. Why can’t you just accept your true feelings for me?”



Orochimaru looked up in confusion, `what are my true feelings for Kabuto. I put up with the sexual innuendos he has made towards me after the day he threatened me with my pills. He’s so soothing, but can it be that I like-’



“ Your silence is telling me what I need to know, why can’t you just follow your true emotions and be with me?”



Orochimaru cried out, “ Because you are a complete pervert!”



Kabuto looked up at the teen and seen that Orochimaru was blushing from embarrassment. Shock was being placed on his own face from the teen’s outburst and halfway confession for his love with his professor.





It was about eleven thirty when they arrived back at the house. The sky was such a beautiful shade of purple and the full moon was so large in the sky. The grass was very moist and the sakura blossoms were just beginning to bloom. The night was perfect for any occasion.



“ I had a good time tonight professor,” Orochimaru admitted as they parked in the driveway.



Kabuto glanced at the teen’s body once over. Even in baggy clothes the teen still oozed with sexuality. He decided to test the waters, “ may I see your room before our departure for the night?”



“ Yes,” Orochimaru quickly answered even though his brain protested violently to the notion. They quietly snuck into the house and headed up the redwood stairs. Everyone in the house had already retired for the night.



Orochimaru lead his professor down the dark hallway all the way to a black painted six panel interior door. Orochimaru glanced sideways at his professor, “ here’s my room, don’t get so excited . . .”



“ Do you think I would take advantage of you in your own house?!” Kabuto whispered.



Orochimaru glared at Kabuto as he entered his room, “ yes!!!!!”



`He gives me no credit!‘ Kabuto walked into the room, not being surprised of what he found in the pale teen’s room. Not only was Orochimaru’s room a disaster, but the teen had forgot to turn off his light and had forgotten to shut off the depressing music that quietly played throughout the room. Kabuto took a step into the messy room and slid onto a pair of Orochimaru’s dark purple boxers. Kabuto landed in a weird position where his butt landed on a couple of books.



Orochimaru looked pitifully at his professor who clearly doesn’t watch his steps before walking places, “ get your ass up!! You look stupider than you actually are, Kabuto-sensei!!”



“ Shut up, you son-of-a-bitch!” Kabuto cursed kicking a couple of vampire novels out of the way. He awkwardly got up from his position. Orochimaru was chuckling at his expense. “ This would not have happened if you would’ve learned how to pick up after yourself . .”



“ Why would I want to do that,” Orochimaru asked in a monotone voice. Orochimaru decided to tease the platinum blonde a bit. He slowly took off his shirt, thrown the shirt in a random direction of the room, and revealed his bony frame of a torso. Kabuto glanced up at the teen and shook his head. This guy was really trying to manipulate him. The teen was very good looking, but Kabuto refused to lose a game of wits with a guy ten years younger than him. Kabuto smirked a bit, ` two can play that little game of his!`



Orochimaru gasped when he heard the sound of buttons being unbuttoned. He turned around and blushed at the sight. Even though Kabuto was a bit shorter than him, the professor had a nice build. He wasn’t too skinny like he was, but he was too muscular either. Orochimaru watched as Kabuto had a couple beads of sweat that traveled down his chest and down to his belly button. Kabuto had a blue belly button piercing that Orochimaru could tell was done at least eight years ago. Orochimaru couldn’t glance away for a second on how Kabuto’s muscles were. Compared to his professor, Orochimaru looked like a tall skinny weakling.



Kabuto noticed the way Orochimaru was blushing and glancing at his body. Kabuto admitted to himself that he was checking out Orochimaru just as much. The teen did have a bony frame, but it didn’t mean that the teen wasn’t sexy. In fact the teen was too sexy for his own good. Another thing that caught Kabuto’s eye was that Orochimaru’s baggy pants gave him a bit of a sinful view of his boxers. He gracefully walked toward the pale teen and gently pushed him into the wall. “ I’m sure we can be very quiet and not wake up anyone.”



Kabuto had him pinned to the wall. There were some sweet friction that caused Orochimaru to moan at his bodies own natural responses to the touch. Kabuto took in the sweet scent of tropical shampoo that the rebellious nineteen year old wore. He gently grabbed Orochimaru’s long hair and dipped his own head in for a passionate kiss.



Orochimaru opened his mouth and put his arms around his professor’s neck. He felt Kabuto dip his tongue into his mouth. Orochimaru tasted the bland curry Kabuto ordered when they were at the restaurant. When he complied with his professor’s advances, he felt his professor’s rough hands leave his hair and felt them rub his hips up and down.



Kabuto cocked Orochimaru’s head to the side and tasted Orochimaru’s soft neck. The pale teen gasped at the sensation at Kabuto’s suckling on his jugular vein. He rubbed the teens sides while his mouth traveled lower to suck on Orochimaru’s shoulders. He grinned at the soft panting coming from Orochimaru’s lips.



Orochimaru mind was clouded by the ministrations of Kabuto. He cried out in pain and pleasure when he felt his soft tender nipples being bitten. Orochimaru had never felt so submissive before and was half scared of losing his guard. He looked down at his professor that was giving his left nipple and blushed. It was when he felt a hand creep into his pants that he realized that he was hard. Orochimaru sneered at the fact that Kabuto was trying to take advantage of him in his room. He pushed Kabuto away. Kabuto smirked that was smeared from Orochimaru’s black lipstick, “ You were getting me going . . .”



“ I don’t care,” Orochimaru sneered, “ that was not code for you to try to sleep with me.”



Kabuto didn’t lose the smirk on his face, “ why do you want to hold onto something so meaningless in the adult world.”



“ What the hell are you talking about now?”



Kabuto walked toward the door, “ well by your actions, you are either a virgin or a rape victim who never got to feel the pleasure of sex. Virginity is a flimsy excuse for avoiding your bodies natural cravings.”



Orochimaru sneered at Kabuto’s logic. They lived in the age of STDs and HIV, sex with people you barely know is a huge risk today. Orochimaru was still a virgin. In high school, Orochimaru never even had a date with anyone. Everyone in that hellhole considered Orochimaru a nerd and teased him about various things about his own appearance. “ Well, I‘ll leave you to take care of your “big problem“ on your own. See you at school.”





Sai and Naruto were in their boxers on Naruto’s bed when they heard a door open. “ who do you think it could be.”



“ Shush, dickless!” Sai placed a hand over Naruto’s mouth and headed to peek through the crack of the door. His eyes bugged out when he seen Orochimaru’s silver haired professor from earlier. The professor had his shirt undone and his lips were smeared with black lipstick. They heard the professor walk down the stairs and heard the front door close seconds later.



“Hey, tiny dick,” Sai looked at Naruto who looked like he was about ready to punch Sai, “ wasn’t Orochimaru wearing black lipstick before he headed off today with his professor.”



Naruto thought for a minute, “ yeah, Orochimaru was wearing lipstick today. Do you think that he’s sleeping with his professor?”



“ Maybe,” Sai yawned, “ but I’m about ready to go to bed.”





Author’s note: well this chapter finally got done!! First off, there is no such thing as the Tokyo School of Behavior Problem Students that I‘m aware of. It was just something I made up. Michael Alig is an actual guy. He founded the Club Kid movement who were known for their underground parties and their outrageous antics in New York. For more info on him, just type his onto Google. Cyberpunk was a counterculture that started out in the eighties. In my opinion, it was probably inspired by the fear/love of technology and the fear people had at that time about the millennium approaching. The people of the counterculture wore vinyl and stuff that looked like it came from a Sci-fi movie. The song that Kabuto was singing along to in his car was Moby and Gwen Stefani’s song “Southside.” Stay tuned for another chapter!!!