Naruto, You're Not Pregnant!

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Naruto, You're Not Pregnant!

Chapter 6: Baby Making

Nine Months Earlier...


Sasuke couldn't say that he was surprised at his current predicament.

He was tired, and so therefore it seemed the world tended to conspire against him when he wanted to get a good night's sleep. It was probably close to three in the morning, meaning that it had been Suigetsu's shift on watch.

Sasuke idly noted that if Karin had been on shift, there was no way she would have missed the massive presence that had stealthily happened upon his room at the Inn they had stopped to rest at after completing a free lance mission.

There were so many ninja around at this Inn in Suna that Sasuke hadn't expected for anyone to make such a deliberate move against him. Hiding in plain sight had seemed a good idea at the time.

Karin had scoped it out; there were three ninja staying in the room to their right, four to the one two doors on their left and several others on other floors. If an attack were to start, it was likely that all the other ninja from various lands would get involved which was why Sasuke had assumed that no one would make a move against him. Chaos would ensure as the local and foreign ninja would try and determine who was on whose side.

Of course, that was because he had figured that no one else would recognize his group.

The idiot was truly annoying at coming after him at inopportune moments.

"If you try anything, there are eighteen other ninja in this Inn. You won't get away without getting caught – or someone getting hurt. Not to mention you’d have to leave behind your other three members," Naruto taunted.

Sasuke was rather pissed that Naruto of all people, had figured this strategy out. Not to mention the lack of aid from his team meant that Naruto had managed to immobilize them. On the other hand, it didn’t appear that Naruto had any help with him. Sasuke bit back his retort to Naruto's comment and instead flashed into action.

Just as Naruto reached over Sasuke, Sasuke pulled the blonde ninja down on top of him, gripped Naruto's right wrist with his left and used his right leg to pin Naruto's left arm to his side.

"Unless I kill off the annoyance," Sasuke reasoned, using his right hand to press a kunai to Naruto's throat. His sharingan was activated and swirling, but Naruto's eyes were already clamped shut, even as he struggled against Sasuke's hold on him.

Quite frankly the pressure points he held should have immobilized Naruto’s arm movement, but he seemed unfazed.

The light in the Inn was practically non existent, but Sasuke could still see the trickle of blood that dripped from the slight cut at Naruto's neck, even as the blood dropped onto the kunai, pooling there before dripping down the handle onto Sasuke's fingers.

Sasuke gasped as he felt Naruto's own kunai pressed into his inner thigh below his balls. The cold metal tip made Sasuke realize there were quite a few sensitive nerves located at the thigh and groin juncture.

Naruto must have already had the damn weapon in his hand when Sasuke had used his leg to pin Naruto’s arm to his side.

Both men stilled as Sasuke pressed his kunai deeper into Naruto's neck while Naruto's cut into the soft skin at the inner part of Sasuke’s leg.

"I can feel your chakra spiked with the sharingan. I'll open my eyes once you deactivate it," Naruto said. Sasuke could feel the vibrations of Naruto's voice through his grip on the kunai.

"And then what, we talk?" Sasuke sneered. Even so he deactivated his sharingan. Naruto didn't let up on the pressure against Sasuke's inner leg, and Sasuke kept the pressure constant at Naruto's throat. He did his best to keep the same hold on the kunai, but the blood made it slippery in his hand.

When Naruto's eyes opened, they were a strange shape; neither his electric blue nor the crimson red of the Kyuubi, but rather a dull red-orange. It seemed Naruto was using that other, strange sage chakra.

"You're not a missing-nin anymore. The help you gave against-"

"I'm not coming back to Konoha," Sasuke interrupted.

"Why the fuck not?! The people in charge now are not your enemies, Sasuke! You can do more training at Konoha than on your own. We're your friends!" Naruto pleaded with a hint of desperation in his voice.

"Friends hold kunai blades to their friend's private area?" Sasuke shot. Instead of sounding indignant, Naruto actually snickered.

"Did you just say ‘private area’? I thought you graduated from the Academy. It's called a penis and your balls. Not that you would know; you don't know how to use yours," Naruto chuckled.

Sasuke bristled.

"Excuse me?"

"Oh come on," Naruto said, his voice lighter as though the kunai wasn't still pressing tightly to his throat, "you've never had any interest in anyone who was interested in you. You're clearly still a virgin."

"And you're not?" Sasuke countered. He hated how easily Naruto could get him to banter about the stupidest things.

"Nope."

"I don't believe you. No one is that stupid," Sasuke said. A part of him couldn't believe that he and Naruto were actually having such a ridiculous conversation; but it was keeping Naruto distracted enough for Sasuke to come up with a plan.

He'd barely cleared his name from trackers chasing him relentlessly. It was one thing to defend oneself; it was another to have to do so all the time. There were still attempts on his life due to his past transgressions, not to mention because he hadn’t returned to Konoha. Even so, he’d rather not encourage more attacks.

Killing the idiot and eighteen other unknown shinobi would not go down well.

"Who wouldn’t want to do me? I could have anyone I wanted!" Naruto countered which Sasuke answered with a dubious grunt.

"Doubtful."

"Well no one would want to have sex with you," Naruto bantered.

"People have begged me. It’s just no one is good enough," Sasuke said.

"I'm good enough!" Naruto burst out, but then quickly realized what he said, "But I would never want to have sex with you," he clarified.

"You're nothing near good enough, and you're a guy."

"See? You know nothing about sex. Guys can have sex too. You’d probably be better off with a guy as you'd make a girl cry if you tried."

"I would not, and I doubt you know how two guys have sex any better than I do."

"HA! You don't know! You just admitted it! And it so happens that I do know!"

"Again, doubtful. But by all means go ahead and try to prove it."

"What?! No way!"

"You can't because you don't know how."

"I-I do too! It's just – why would I want to have sex with you?"

"I think you do. You're the one that said you were good enough for me to have sex with, usuratonkachi."

"You're the one who said to prove it! I think you want me to have sex with you."

"You said you could have anyone. You said you knew how it worked between guys. Obviously you don't. You can never follow through on what you say you can do."

Sasuke had planned on getting Naruto riled up enough to either get disgusted and move away from him, or make a weak attempt to actually prove his non-existent knowledge. Naruto would need to move his kunai when he attempted to change their positions, and then Sasuke would be ready for him.

Yet once again, Naruto proved his title as the number one most unpredictable ninja.

Sasuke couldn't help the mangled gasp as Naruto adjusted the kunai near his groin so that he could grip Sasuke's length, fisting him to an erection.

Naruto's thumb and forefinger held the kunai while Naruto's remaining fingers pressed Sasuke's cock against Naruto's palm. The brush of the tip of his cock against the now body-warmed kunai handle added rather than detracted to the pleasure of being jerked off.

The warmth of Naruto's hand and the feel of someone touching him so intimately left Sasuke reeling. The hand that was gripping Naruto's right wrist loosened ever so slightly while the hand that held the kunai slipped a little due to the blood. Naruto only needed a small opening. He wrenched his hand away. In a flash, the kunai at Naruto's throat went to Naruto's darting hand.

Naruto caught both of Sasuke's hands in his one, knocked the slippery kunai from his grasp, and forced the hands above his head. A string of curse words flooded from Sasuke's mouth as he twisted his hands experimentally in Naruto's grip. It was as though Naruto's strength held ten-fold of that of a normal being.

No wonder pressing against his pressure points hadn’t worked earlier; it had to be due to the sage chakra Naruto had developed.

A slight, warning squeeze to his private area – or penis, since he had graduated from the academy, damnit – reminded Sasuke that while one grip was just on his wrists, Naruto's other grip held onto a much more sensitive part. And Naruto’s strength was pretty impressive at the moment.

While his mind whirled at to how to get out of his current situation, his body went right on ahead without him, relishing in the feel of Naruto stroking him.

Another moan escaped him. It jolted through his body as stroke after stroke seemed to pulse pleasure.

Sasuke realized he actually snarled once Naruto pulled his hand away.

Naruto slid his hand holding the kunai out from his rival's pants. He put the kunai in his mouth, holding it tightly while his free hand pulled Sasuke's pants down, and then his own.

Dark eyes widened as Naruto then began to straddle his waist, his ass hanging over Sasuke’s erect dick.

"Scared?" Naruto taunted, the words jumped over the kunai still between his lips. Sasuke sneered.

"I’m not afraid of anything you think you can do. Go ahead and try."

Sasuke watched in fascination as Naruto grinned at him challengingly before using his free hand to part his own cheeks before all but thrusting down on Sasuke.

A choked cry escaped Naruto as his teeth clamped down on the kunai in his mouth.

Naruto's body stilled above him as the blonde removed the kunai from his mouth, one handed.

"That fucking hurt!" Naruto told him. Sasuke's lip curled up in disgust. It was clear from Naruto's nude form that he was not aroused or enjoying their situation.

"You did that all on your ow-own. Why kind of n-ninja can’t take a bit of p-pain? And st-stop moving," Sasuke's words were jarred as Naruto moved around on him experimentally.

"It doesn’t hurt, hurt. Not like a fist through the chest, plus my body can take a lot more damage with this type of chakra, but this is really fucking uncomfortable. Why do people like this?" Naruto asked as he moved his body around more on Sasuke. Sasuke's eyelids fluttered, almost shutting, wondering if Naruto had any idea how good it felt for him. His body jerked up in response to the pleasure and Naruto gasped.

Sasuke couldn't help but smirk.

"You don't know what you're doing. I figured this out better than you already," Sasuke said as he thrust into Naruto again, purposefully this time, causing a more pleasured reaction than Naruto had discovered on his own. Sasuke could feel the way Naruto’s body parted around him, years of use of the sharingan keeping him sensitive to such details, activated or not. Not that he would have been able to see inside Naruto anyway.

"Bastard!" Naruto said as he used his knees to push up and then down, sliding easier along Sasuke's length. Sasuke grunted, but pushed back, not wanting to be outdone, watching as Naruto's flaccid cock slowly hardened.

"You have such a small dick. No wonder you didn't try and enter me," Sasuke taunted, causing Naruto's face to flush and his jerky thrusts to become harder.

"If I was fully hard and in you, you'd be split in two!" Naruto retaliated as he and Sasuke tried to out thrust and out pleasure the other.

Sasuke watched as Naruto's initially below average size did indeed seem to swell to well-striking proportions, but he would never admit that to Naruto.

It wasn't long before both of them began to sweat, their bodies becoming heavily exerted under the attempt to try and out-do and out pleasure the other.

Part of Sasuke was secretly impressed with the way Naruto was handling his dick up his ass. He was giving it to Naruto pretty hard. For complaining about it at the beginning, Naruto’s leaking cock was sure telling a different story now.

Naruto's eyes avidly watched Sasuke's, and Sasuke began to feel more exposed than he could ever remember feeling.

He was inside Naruto.

Sasuke was having sex with his rival.

The thought both disturbed and excited him.

They'd both shared their first kiss together, and for some reason, it was okay with Sasuke to be sharing his first time with Naruto.

Besides, Sasuke was going to make Naruto orgasm first. He would win this little competition between them.

Wrenching his hands free, Sasuke pressed his hands on Naruto's hips.

Naruto's eyes narrowed, his hands quickly gripping Sasuke's upper arms, prepared to stop Sasuke from whatever trick he planned. Instead, Sasuke used his fingers to lightly tickle up Naruto's sides, making Naruto squirm on top of him. Sasuke let out a pleasant shudder at the feel of Naruto's body twisting around his.

He pushed Naruto's shirt up over the idiot’s head, which was difficult as Naruto didn't remove his almost inhuman grip for Sasuke's upper arms.

Raising an appraising eyebrow, Sasuke noticed that Naruto wasn't the skinny kid he remembered, but rather a toned and developed man – like himself.

Smirking, Sasuke sunk his teeth into the exposed juncture at Naruto's neck and shoulder. Naruto's head shot back in pleasure as Sasuke let loose a sedative into Naruto's system.

It was a trick he'd learned from Orochimaru as the snake-nin had enjoyed using his creepy teeth and mouth to confuse and distract his opponents. Sasuke remembered none-too-fondly the way he'd been bitten to receive the curse seal.

This, though, would not place a seal on Naruto. Instead the serum would stop the flow of his enemy's chakra. It was a last ditch effort if his mouth was the only weapon left available to him, but at the moment, it would serve its purpose.

For good measure, Sasuke pressed his lips to Naruto’s, forcing his tongue and more sedative into Naruto’s mouth as he pushed his tongue past Naruto’s lips. It felt strangely good as Naruto began sucking his tongue, and Sasuke smiled against Naruto’s warm lips as more sedative poured down Naruto’s throat.

Sasuke pulled back from the impromptu kiss and smirked knowingly.

As the sedative began to course through Naruto, Sasuke watched the realization dawn on Naruto's face of what had happened. Naruto's look of contempt for Sasuke's under-handed tactic darkened across Naruto’s face as he could clearly feel the sluggishness of his joints begin to over take him, his muscles going loose and languid.

Cursing at Sasuke, Naruto used his remaining strength to force him back to the bed, and tried to pull away from him. He moved the kunai in his hand toward Sasuke threateningly, but Sasuke caught his wrist easily. Naruto’s eyes flickered to their normal blue. Sasuke kept his one hand on Naruto's hip, and used his grasp on Naruto’s wrist to pull him closer as he continued to thrust upward. Naruto's cock brushed against Sasuke's silky smooth stomach, and they both moaned at the feeling.

The new angle and the almost sensual feel of his body loosening made Naruto go over the edge. His head shot back as he began to thrust his cock erratically against Sasuke’s toned stomach.

As Naruto's body tightened, and the thrill and excitement of getting Naruto off first pushed Sasuke over the edge as he too let loose his own orgasm.

They panted and thrust into and against the other.

Even as they did so, they could both feel Naruto's grip becoming looser as he fought submitting to the sedative. Naruto’s body shook with tremors, and the kunai slipped easily from his grasp.

"I – I hate you," Naruto snarled as his eyes slipped shut, and his body slumped to dead weight on top of Sasuke's.

But instead of feeling warm from Naruto’s sweaty body, Sasuke felt a cold pain stinging his chest at Naruto's words.

The venom and anger in them surprised Sasuke.

Ever since Sasuke had left, Naruto had always come after him. Naruto had never given up on him. Sasuke had tried so hard to rid himself of Naruto's annoying presence.

To hear Naruto's hate-filled confession hurt Sasuke more than he wanted to admit.

Naruto had been his most important person at one time. Searching his thoughts, while collecting his breath, Sasuke wondered who that was now. He had his teammates. Juugo admired and looked up to him. Suigetsu was an annoying man that was admittedly useful. Karin was beyond annoying, but he relied heavily on her chakra reading talents.

Yet none of them challenged him. None of them was a truly worthy opponent for his skills.

His mouth seemed suddenly dry as he tried to swallow the unexplained lump that had formed in his throat. He cherished their companionship, but they didn't push him like Naruto had.

They didn’t get to him the way Naruto did.

It was hard to admit to himself that the person he still considered closest to him, had told him he hated him.

Sasuke schooled his face and pushed Naruto's limp form off of him onto the bed.

Naruto was just being his usual idiot self. The blond moron couldn't hold a grudge if his life depended on it. The idiot forgave too easily. His words were petty. He didn’t mean them.

Sasuke used the bed sheet to wipe the cum dripping from his still leaking cock, and brushed the globs of Naruto's cum from across his stomach.

He'd lost his virginity to Naruto…who was still his most precious person.

He waited to feel something at that thought, but all he could feel was a slight hurt that Naruto had said that he hated him.

Quickly dressing and pushing the thoughts from his mind, Sasuke found his teammates unconscious outside the door to his room. Putting his fingers to the bridge of his nose, he exhaled his frustration. Grabbing three soldier pills from his pouch he popped them into his team members' mouths.

They came to consciousness looking groggy and disoriented.

"Where is that stupid-?"

"I've taken care of him, let's go," Sasuke said and began walking. Karin groaned slightly as Juugo helped her up, and they began to walk after Sasuke.

"Sasuke-kun! That cheeky little blonde ninja is still in the -"

"We're leaving," Sasuke said. He marched out of the inn, refusing to look back.

- - - - - - - - - - - -

When Naruto awoke, he knew right away he was alone.

He could feel his body ache, not to mention a strange stickiness in his ass and on his cock.

What had he been thinking?

The answer was easy; he hadn't been.

Sasuke made it difficult for him to think rationally.

He’d been in Suna on a well deserved break. Recognizing Sasuke’s presence, he hadn’t even thought to wait for help or to get some of his Sand friends to aid him.

Instead he’d stupidly acted on his own. Why did Sasuke make all reason leave his brain?

Now he felt used, dirty, and abandoned: abandoned again.

He truly did hate Sasuke. He hated how Sasuke was such a bastard. He hated how Sasuke didn't care what happened to him. He hated how obsessed he was with Sasuke.

Most of all, he hated wondering if he was in love with said bastard.


Next Chapter: Parenting 101


Just in case you wondered, yes, I am assuming Sasuke turns good at some point but left after aiding Konoha. That’s all just speculation though. Anyway, hope you liked it! ~ Jelp