Bad Touch

Part VI

Friend's (Sakura's) House

After Naruto had made a proper breakfast, and gave Neji a long lecture about no more sex in the kitchen, the two sat cuddled up on the couch, watching Saturday morning cartoons. Well, Naruto was watching cartoons, Neji was too busy sulking over the no-kitchen-sex rule to pay attention – not that he was the type to watch such childish programs anyway.

A loud knock startled both boys. Naruto jumped and turned to look at the door bewilderedly, wondering who would come to visit so early in the morning. Actually, it was almost 11:30, but that was early for Naruto! Especially for a Saturday.

"Who is it?" Neji called from the couch. Even if he was upset with Naruto's new rule, he didn't want to leave the blond's side for anything.

"Sakura!" the voice on the other side responded. "Naru-chan, why do you sound like Neji?"

Naruto gasped and jumped up from the couch, ignoring Neji's scowl as he stumbled over the taller boy's legs, which were propped up on the coffee table.

"Gomen ne, Sakura-chan!" Naruto apologized as soon as the door was open. "That was Neji, he's taken a two week vacation."

"Oh..." Sakura frowned. It wasn't like Neji to take time off work, but she figured it was a good thing for Naruto. So, she smiled brightly. "That's great!"

Neji knew it was a lie. He and Sakura hadn't gotten along from the time they met until this very day, and he doubted they would ever actually like each other.

The pinkette had been cruel to Naruto in their younger days, but by the time high school rolled around, she loved the kitsune to death. Perhaps it wasn't the same kind of love Naruto wanted in elementary, but it was fine with him in high school as he'd turned homosexual by then.

While most men became manlier after puberty, Naruto seemed to become girlier. If not in attitude, then in appearance. He had curves most women would die for – minus the lack of breasts – and legs that, even though he was shorter than the average person, seemed to go on forever and had a strict no-hair-growing policy. This look caused him to be the apple of many an eye back in the day, and Sakura decided he was just too adorable not to coo over as only an overly-loving mother could.

That obsession with Naruto's cuteness had not died out over the years. She had carried it on into college, and now that the two were graduated, she still coddled the blond whenever she could. Neji, in her opinion, had stolen her baby away and corrupted him to the dark side – she had nothing against gays as she herself was a lesbian, but that didn't mean she liked to think of Naruto with someone unworthy of him. The Uchiha was the only person she considered worthy of her Naru-chan's affections, but Neji wasn't about to let that bastard anywhere near his beloved.

"Ne, Sakura-chan, what are you doin' here?" he asked bewilderedly, cocking his head to the side. Sakura squealed at the dog-like action.

"Naru-chan kawaii!" she cried, glomping the blond.

Naruto's eyes widened at the sight of the pink-haired woman coming at him, but he braced himself and giggled when they both ended up on the floor. He had never had a mother of his own, so he allowed Sakura to have her way with him and always seemed to revert back to a second childhood when she was around, giggling and talking in a voice that only Naruto or a chibi could pull off without sounding stupid.

"Anyway," Sakura was all business again, "you promised to house-sit while Ino and I went to the twenty-four hour camp, remember? It starts in an hour."

"Oh, right! I forgot." Naruto smiled sheepishly and rubbed the back of his head, earning another squeal from the pinkette.

Ino and Sakura lived a few houses down, Neji was convinced Sakura had bought the house just to stay close and spy on the two lovers, and were both in medical school. Sakura, for once, seemed to be passing up her rival-turned-girlfriend, but Ino didn't seem to mind that her girlfriend was excelling. She was really more into flowers anyway, but she had taken the class with Sakura when they first began dating in college and enjoyed herself.

When Sakura heard of a twenty-four hour camp for nurses-in-training that would be taught by the legendary Tsunade-sama, she just had to go. Ino, normally a little less interested in the medical world than her girlfriend, also seemed to be on the verge of a heart attack when Sakura told her who would be teaching the camp. The only problem was a house sitter, but both knowing Naruto had been feeling neglected by Neji lately, and knowing how much he loved their larger home, that little problem was soon solved.

"I figured you would," Sakura said consolingly. "That's why I came to remind you!"

"Excuse me, what?" Neji had finally joined the conversation. He looked at the two over the back of the couch, a scowl on his face. He didn't like Sakura anymore than she liked him, finding her annoying and a waste of space, but Naruto liked her so he had to be civil to the worthless tramp.

"Ah, gomen Neji-kun!" Naruto rubbed the back of his head again, a habit he had when feeling nervous or confused. "I guess I forgot to tell you, huh? Sakura-chan and Ino-chan are going away on a camp and will be back tomorrow. They asked me to house sit, and since I didn't know you'd be off, I said I would do it. Gomen."

"Don't apologize so much!" Sakura scolded lightly. It was perhaps the one thing she and Neji agreed on.

Naruto's life in elementary and junior high had been the less than pleasurable, boys and girls alike using him as their punching bags or just spreading the cruelest rumors about him. So, when he did meet people that accepted him, he was terrified of screwing up those bonds, even after he knew they wouldn't leave him for making a mistake, and tended to apologize profusely even to this day.

"Gom—uh, I mean...We'll be down there in a few minutes!"

Sakura's smile turned forced when she heard the 'we', but she wouldn't tell Naruto she didn't want Neji around her things. The blond would just pout until he got his way, and besides, she had promised to try to be nice to the Hyuuga – when Naruto was in the room anyway.

"Alright," she said, smiling sweetly at Naruto. Shooting a scowl at Neji, one that was returned, she slammed the door behind her, leaving the two alone again.

"We have to house sit for her!" Neji growled, glaring at the door as though it were Sakura. It was probably just the blond's imagination, but for a second Naruto thought the door had shivered fearfully. Nah, that was impossible.

"Be nice, Neji-koi," Naruto admonished. "Sakura-chan isn't so bad, and it's Ino's house too. You don't mind Ino do you?"

Neji shook his head. He didn't like the blonde woman much either, but she was at least tolerable. She had a huge crush on him in school, but when he started dating Naruto, she was the first to support their relationship. Of course, Ino was a lot more perverted than Sakura and a yaoi fan girl at that; Neji wouldn't be surprised if she only hoped their relationship lasted so she could gloat to her fellow yaoi-worshipers that she knew a real live yaoi couple.

"Why do they need a house sitter anyway?" Neji complained, not that he would admit he was complaining. Hyuuga's were above such childish acts after all. "Just lock the doors and turn off the lights."

"Neji-kun, Ino has a whole mess of flowers, remember? They need someone to water them while they're gone."

Neji snorted. "It's just for a day."

Naruto scowled at the brunet, but Neji merely humphed and crossed his arms. Naruto might not admit it aloud, but he was actually rather fond of gardening. It was he, not Neji as so many thought, that created the beautiful garden in their front yard and kept the lawn up. It had been their shared love of flowers that initially brought Ino and Naruto together, and ever since they had been the best of friends.

Satisfied that he'd won the glaring contest (for once), Naruto all but skipped into the other room, planning to take a shower. Neji watched him go with a slight smirk on his face. It might not count for towards the bet, but that didn't mean he couldn't enjoy Naruto in the same place twice. Calmly slipping into the bathroom after his lover, Neji idly wondered if perhaps he could use this house-sitting thing to his advantage. Then, all thoughts fled his mind as he was once again encompassed in his blond.

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One thing Neji had to admit, albeit grudgingly, was that Sakura certainly knew how to keep up her house. Or maybe it was Ino that kept everything in order, but if his memory served correctly, the pinkette had always been something of a neat freak. Whoever it was, though, the house remained in neat and perfect order, an odd shine to everything that should shine and not a hint of lint or dust anywhere. It was almost sickening.

Neji himself liked a clean house, but he had lived with Naruto for so long, that the minor messes had become like a must have. Seeing this house so sparkly clean, it made him wonder how he could have ever lived like this before. It didn't help that this would mean he had one more thing in common with Sakura, and that was just a big no-no for the long-haired male.

"Ne, this place is creepy clean!" Naruto exclaimed, shivering slightly. "It reminds me of your old apartment."

"Hn."

As the blond checked the house out, Neji was distracted by a sudden shine. Frowning, he walked into the girls bedroom, looking for what had caught his interest. Lilac eyes widened and a sly smirk slid across his face as he lifted the object from the bed. Suddenly, house-sitting didn't seem so bad anymore.

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Naruto squealed when Neji threw him on the bed. He had been innocently watering Ino's beloved plants when his boyfriend decided to steal him away. The blond struggled briefly, but he stopped that when Neji spanked him and earned a soft moan of approval that most definitely wasn't supposed to come out!

It did, though, and now Neji had that look on his face. The look that said he planned to make Naruto moan like that again...and again...and again...

Smirking down at his boyfriend, Neji wasted little time in divesting him of his clothes. The soft mewls coming from Naruto's throat only made him more desperate to see the boy naked.

Neji knew Naruto had a kinky side he just didn't always show, but he had never actually tried spanking the boy before. He had groped him plenty of times, but never spanked. This would be the first time spanking was brought into their relationship, but the Hyuuga doubted it would be the last.

"Ngn...Neji, stop!" Naruto whined, though only half-heartedly. "This is Sakura and Ino's bed."

"So?" Neji asked boredly. He looked up at Naruto, running his hand up and down the now bare cock. If he had been the type to bottom, he would gladly let Naruto fuck him with a cock this thick. But seeing as he was seme through and through, and Naruto absolutely hated topping – except when he was riding Neji, that wouldn't be happening anytime soon.

"So? We can't do it here!" Naruto hissed, moaning when Neji squeezed his cock. Damn it, this was so wrong, but it felt so good!

"I don't see why not," Neji said with a smirk. He pulled out the object he'd found earlier, and watched with unhidden amusement as Naruto's eyes widened in disbelief. "Like it? I found it lying right here (he tapped the spot next to Naruto) and thought it would only be right to put this to use."

"Neji, that is so wrong!" Naruto complained, staring at the vibrator in Neji's hand. It was wrong too. That was Sakura's and Ino's, had been in them, and sure it was obviously clean, but the thought was sickening. At the same time, though, Naruto couldn't help but think it was unbelievably hot, and he hadn't had a toy in him in a long time. Not since he and Neji finally got together, and the latter threw out his with the promise that he wouldn't ever need such things ever again.

"Is that what you really think?" Neji asked knowingly, smirking slightly. He pulled out a small tube of lube that he had found in the bedside drawer, apparently it had been in more than cunts, and waved it in the shocked Naruto's face. "Or do you want me to stick it in you, fuck you with it while I'm spanking your sweet, naughty little ass?"

"Ne-ji!" Naruto broke the name into two words. He hoped it would come out threatening, but instead he sounded breathless and eager. Damn his inability to use the right tone when aroused!

"That's what I thought," Neji said as he laid the vibrator next to Naruto. He snapped the tube open and layered his fingers with lube before thrusting one into Naruto's tight hole.

Naruto threw his head back at the familiar, yet still slightly painful invasion. He wiggled around once he had gotten used to the feel, trying to get Neji to give him more. It didn't take the Hyuuga long to finger out what he wanted, and he removed his finger, only to come back with two.

Watching Naruto squirm on his hand had to be one of the most erotic sights Neji had ever seen. He couldn't fuck Naruto just yet though; no, he had to make Naruto beg for it. And beg he would.

Three fingers now stretched Naruto, and he pushed down on the hand, trying to make the digits hit his sweet spot. When they finally did, he saw stars and couldn't help yelling out Neji's name.

The Hyuuga smirked and removed his fingers, replacing them with something much larger but too hard to be flesh. Naruto's eyes snapped open, and he gasped when he saw Neji pushing the tip of the vibrator into him. His head flew back as more was entered, tears of pain and pleasure streaming down his face.

Neji saw the tears and leaned up to lick them away, kissing Naruto and squeezing his erection with his free hand in order to distract the blond. The toy wasn't as big as he was, but it was harder than flesh too, so undoubtedly it would hurt Naruto at first.

While distracted, Neji flicked on the vibrator and watched as Naruto's head fell back again, pleasure the sole expression this time. Neji licked his lips as he moved the fake dick in and out of his boy's hole, wondering why he had thought it wise to throw out Naruto's toys when they first got together. He would be sure to buy the boy another vibrator later, as this was one of the hottest things he'd ever seen, and he really wouldn't mind seeing Naruto fuck himself with it.

"Ne-ji! Neji! Mmmm..." Naruto's loud voice brought Neji back to the present, and he smirked when he realized there was still more to do. Lifting the kitsune's legs, he flexed his fingers and then...SMACK!

Naruto gasped at the sudden sting. He looked at Neji with clouded eyes and pouting lips, the most tempting sight the Hyuuga ever had the pleasure of seeing.

SMACK!

A moan, soft and needy, pushed its way out of Naruto's throat. Not enough though. Neji wanted to hear his baby scream.

SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! SMACK!

Naruto was definitely moaning now, though not nearly loud enough for his seme. Another slap to his arse, and his head fell back a third time, moaning wantonly and thrashing his head back and forth.

"Neji! Yes!" Naruto cried hoarsely.

SMACK! SMACK!

"Do you like it Naruto?" Neji asked with a smirk. He moved the vibrator in deeper, pulled it out, and pushed in again. Slapping the tan arse bared to him, he watched as his kitsune's head thrashed from side to side.

"Y-yes!" Naruto whispered.

"What was that?" SMACK! "I couldn't hear you."

"YES!" Naruto yelled loudly, nearly deafening his lover. "Please, Neji, fuck me!"

It didn't take anymore than that. Neji had been steadily going crazy, listening to Naruto and watching the blond get fucked by a toy. Now that the blond had begged, though, he could get on with it.

The vibrator was tossed to the side, forgotten as Neji lubed his own cock, lifted Naruto's legs over his shoulders, and thrust in as hard and deep as he could.

Naruto gasped. The vibrator had been amazing, but Neji was even better. It was true what they say, nothing could be a big hunk of wood. His boyfriend wasn't even in the teasing mood now, which was even better in Naruto's opinion. As much as he liked the teasing, not that he would ever admit that, it was always nice to just be fucked and fucked hard.

Neji thrust in and out, rough and fast, just how Naruto liked it best. He moaned, but it was muffled when Neji leaned down to kiss him. Tongues dueled for dominance, and Neji's abs rubbed nicely against Naruto's erection, giving him the friction he needed to finally come and come hard.

The Hyuuga thrust in a half dozen more times before collapsing next to Naruto. The blond sighed happily and snuggled against him, Neji stroking his hair lovingly.

"Aishiteru," Naruto mumbled tiredly. Neji smiled lovingly and kissed the tanned forehead as Naruto fell into dreamland.

"I love you too."

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"You did such a good job!" Ino squealed, looking over her plants. She hugged Naruto tightly, but quickly released him when Neji let out a warning growl. Jeesh, protective much?

"Arigatou!" Naruto grinned proudly.

"I knew I could count on you."

"Well, thanks Naru- I mean guys," Sakura said with an innocent smile. It was obvious to all, especially Neji, that she had meant to make that little slip. "I hope you weren't too bored?"

Naruto blushed bright red, and Neji smirked. Sakura raised a questioning brow as she looked at the two boys before shrugging it away. Naruto had always been weird, and Neji...Well, Neji was a smug bastard not worthy of her Naru-chan's love, so she wouldn't think much about him.

"We weren't bored at all," Neji said smugly. Naruto elbowed him while Ino's eyes clouded over, undoubtedly already imagining what they had done to keep busy and where, and Sakura looked at the two in confusion. Shaking her head, she ushered the two out.

"Naruto, would you mind house-sitting again next week?" Sakura asked kindly when the men were outside. "There's another convention, this time for a week, and you did such a good job this time."

"Ah..." Naruto was cut off from answering by Neji, who was still smirking.

"We'll be here," he said, wrapping his arm around Naruto's waist and walking them back to their home. Sakura glared at his back, shaking her head at how someone like him could get lucky enough to win her precious Naru-chan's heart.

Ino, in the meantime, had all but skipped to their room where she had hidden a camera while Sakura had been putting their bags in the cab. She couldn't wait 'til the next Yaoi Fan Girl meeting; the girls were gonna love this!