Kiss Me
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Naruto › Yaoi - Male/Male › Naruto/Sasuke
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
7
Views:
1,229
Reviews:
8
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0
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Never Get Out
Never Get Out
Characters: SasuNaru, Neji
Description: Sasuke didn't kidnap them. He borrowed them with no intention of giving them back.
Rating: M
Disclaimer: Ooh, look! It's Itachi! *does the fangirl number and stalks him* … okay, he got away. Dammit.
Warning: Crack, of course. Who do you take me for?
Dedication: KibaSin, of course. This is for you, baby!
xXx
As soon as Sasuke pulled out of the kiss, he reached around Neji's head to undo the blindfold. As soon as the knot was undone, Neji bit him.
"Ow!" Sasuke smacked him, pouting and rubbing his now bloody arm.
Neji glared and spit the blood out. "Release me and surrender," he ordered imperiously.
Sasuke was very still for a moment. Then he laughed. "Seriously? Naruto, tell him how much that would work."
Naruto sighed, looking like he hadn't slept in days. (And he hadn't.) "I think he's been smoking something, or has gone temporarily - or permanently - insane. He keeps talking about some dude named Kishimoto-"
"The mangaka?" Neji asked.
Sasuke made a victorious sound. "Aha! So I'm not the only one!"
"Of course not," Neji scoffed. "I'm a genius. I knew ages ago."
"I found out when I was five," Sasuke said petulantly.
"I knew when I was born," Neji retorted.
"I could throw kunai when I was in the uterus," Sasuke said, crossing his arms.
Neji wanted to cross his arms too, but couldn't, so instead glared. "Well, I retain my previous life's memories."
Sasuke snorted. "At least I don't have main house rants."
Neji bared his teeth. "At least I don't have sexual frustration because my brother won't fuck me."
"You don't have a brother, and I don't have sexual frustration," Sasuke snapped. "I've been having fun with Naruto."
"With the idiot? That's insane."
"That's what I said," mumbled Naruto, but he was ignored.
"He's my idiot!" Sasuke returned, grabbing Naruto and pulling him against his chest to kiss him roughly.
Neji made a face. "Gross. He looks like mustard."
Sasuke got a weird look on his face. "You're right. Mustard would go great with Naruto..." He turned and left the room.
Naruto glared at Neji. "Thanks. Now he's going to fuck me with mustard. Remind me next time I want to rescue you not to."
Neji sputtered. "W-what? He was serious! You guys have been... have been..."
Naruto sighed. "Yeah... Pretty much. And he hasn't slept in days."
The Byakugan user felt something uneasy snake down his spine. "And... what does he plan on doing to me...?" he asked, terrified.
Naruto smirked vindictively at that. "Probably much the same."
"Oh shit."
No sooner had the sentiment passed Neji's lips did the door swing open, revealing Sasuke. The Uchiha held a yellow bottle in one hand... and a jar of relish in the other. "Play time!"
Neji gaped; Naruto realized he'd never get out.
xXx
Ahahah. This one's to azhwi as well, for assisting me in closing it. Thank these lovely ladies for helping my muse work (and no, my muse doesn't have a crush on azhwi. really. ok, i'm a liar). XD R&R!
Characters: SasuNaru, Neji
Description: Sasuke didn't kidnap them. He borrowed them with no intention of giving them back.
Rating: M
Disclaimer: Ooh, look! It's Itachi! *does the fangirl number and stalks him* … okay, he got away. Dammit.
Warning: Crack, of course. Who do you take me for?
Dedication: KibaSin, of course. This is for you, baby!
xXx
As soon as Sasuke pulled out of the kiss, he reached around Neji's head to undo the blindfold. As soon as the knot was undone, Neji bit him.
"Ow!" Sasuke smacked him, pouting and rubbing his now bloody arm.
Neji glared and spit the blood out. "Release me and surrender," he ordered imperiously.
Sasuke was very still for a moment. Then he laughed. "Seriously? Naruto, tell him how much that would work."
Naruto sighed, looking like he hadn't slept in days. (And he hadn't.) "I think he's been smoking something, or has gone temporarily - or permanently - insane. He keeps talking about some dude named Kishimoto-"
"The mangaka?" Neji asked.
Sasuke made a victorious sound. "Aha! So I'm not the only one!"
"Of course not," Neji scoffed. "I'm a genius. I knew ages ago."
"I found out when I was five," Sasuke said petulantly.
"I knew when I was born," Neji retorted.
"I could throw kunai when I was in the uterus," Sasuke said, crossing his arms.
Neji wanted to cross his arms too, but couldn't, so instead glared. "Well, I retain my previous life's memories."
Sasuke snorted. "At least I don't have main house rants."
Neji bared his teeth. "At least I don't have sexual frustration because my brother won't fuck me."
"You don't have a brother, and I don't have sexual frustration," Sasuke snapped. "I've been having fun with Naruto."
"With the idiot? That's insane."
"That's what I said," mumbled Naruto, but he was ignored.
"He's my idiot!" Sasuke returned, grabbing Naruto and pulling him against his chest to kiss him roughly.
Neji made a face. "Gross. He looks like mustard."
Sasuke got a weird look on his face. "You're right. Mustard would go great with Naruto..." He turned and left the room.
Naruto glared at Neji. "Thanks. Now he's going to fuck me with mustard. Remind me next time I want to rescue you not to."
Neji sputtered. "W-what? He was serious! You guys have been... have been..."
Naruto sighed. "Yeah... Pretty much. And he hasn't slept in days."
The Byakugan user felt something uneasy snake down his spine. "And... what does he plan on doing to me...?" he asked, terrified.
Naruto smirked vindictively at that. "Probably much the same."
"Oh shit."
No sooner had the sentiment passed Neji's lips did the door swing open, revealing Sasuke. The Uchiha held a yellow bottle in one hand... and a jar of relish in the other. "Play time!"
Neji gaped; Naruto realized he'd never get out.
xXx
Ahahah. This one's to azhwi as well, for assisting me in closing it. Thank these lovely ladies for helping my muse work (and no, my muse doesn't have a crush on azhwi. really. ok, i'm a liar). XD R&R!