Three Deadly Little Words

scared of darkness: *kisses*
renacerna: Pervey? You got it! Shove some poor sweet innocent male shinobi into Naruto’s bed? Check. And make sure that’s citrusy? ‘K!
moodysavage: You don’t talk too much, I like the way you think. I’m putting your suggestions together and going at it.
Krito1389: Just an example of what you could request. I was lost on how to continue the story, but I’ve got it now.
Sasuke_uchiha_uke: That’s called having writers’ block with just a few pieces of information I wanted to get out. Why do you think I asked for suggestions? ^_^


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Kakashi woke up horny. It didn’t help he had a naked Uchiha in his arms. He started kissing Sasuke’s neck, waking him gently. Sasuke hummed. Kakashi ran his hand down Sasuke’s abdomen and over his hip, feeling the smoothness of his body. Sasuke was often a demon in morning—Kakashi had often thought of carrying Sasuke into battle asleep so that he was on the battlefield—and in his worse mood—when he woke up. But he seemed in an affable mood this morning.

“Stop teasing and do it already or I’ll Amaterasu your ass for waking for no reason.”

“Charmer.”

Sasuke rolled further onto his stomach and Kakashi cover his body with his own and guided his erection into his sleep relaxed ass which was still lubed from the night before. Kakashi snaked an arm around Sasuke’s waist for leverage and started to lazily fuck him. Sasuke purred and rocked slightly back into him.

As pleasure pooled in Kakashi’s groin, he mouthed Sasuke’s shoulder where it met his neck. Sasuke tilted his head and Kakashi moved in to kiss his neck. Getting closer to climax, he sucked on the patch of skin. He wanted to hold off, feeling that Sasuke was not there yet. He shifted his arm to jerk Sasuke off as his thrusts grew more erratic. Sasuke raised his hips to help Kakashi stroke him. He mumbled something into the pillow to indicate he was finally approaching the precipice. Kakashi clamped down on Sasuke’s neck and released into Sasuke’s willing body.

The bite, the feeling of Kakashi’s pulsing cock in his ass, the groaning and shuttering body above him, and the hand on his aching erection pushed him over the edge. He cam onto the sheets beneath him. They both collapsed to the side panting.

Kakashi combed Sasuke’s hair with his fingers away from the spot on his neck where Kakashi bit him. Kakashi leaned in to suck at the spot again. Sasuke let him. Kakashi rubbed Sasuke’s stomach as he continued with that spot, determined to mark him. Sasuke was well aware of it. That feeling of safety radiated from his former sensei. He had no doubts whatsoever.

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Holy shit! Naruto was vibrating with anger and jealousy. Sasuke and Kakashi were walking together—from the direction of Kakashi’s house in the direction of Sasuke’s apartment Naruto noted—and there on Sasuke’s neck was a huge, dark love bite. And Sasuke wasn’t doing a damn thing to hide it. He was practically showing it off! Everyone within a dozen yards should be glad Naruto was able to control himself when he saw Kakashi’s hand slid from Sasuke’s back to his ass.

Naruto was correct in his surmise; Sasuke and Kakashi were on their way to move Sasuke’s few possessions into Kakashi’s house.

Sasuke traveled light. He’d taken very little when he left Konoha, took almost nothing with him when he set out to kill Itachi, and returned home with practically nothing. Cheap furniture, clothes, and weapons were all he had. Sasuke could have carried it all that was worth taking, but Kakashi carried the weapons. That was a sign to Kakashi that Sasuke intended to stay in Konoha that Sasuke had brought his cache of weapons inside the village.

Naruto saw them again as they were walking back to Kakashi’s house. The little bastard WAS MOVING IN WITH HIM!

The only way it could get worse—

Kakashi said something and Sasuke laughed. He made Sasuke—THE fucking Ice ‘Stick-Up-His-Ass’ Prince Uchiha—laugh, really laugh. And Sasuke turned to him smiling and Kakashi bent down to him and if he hadn’t been wearing that mask, they would be kissing; sloppily probably. Sasuke’s eyes went to Kakashi’s covered lips and back up to his eyes in a way that expressed so much love—or at least lust.

Naruto snapped. Inwardly. He knew better than to allow any of the Kyuubi out in the village. He stormed away, furious. Sasuke was happy. That’s what he wanted, but he wanted to be the cause of it.

Sasuke caught a whiff of anger and looked behind him, but Naruto was out of sight.

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Sasuke and Kakashi trained without the rest of their team. Kakashi still had the upper hand in taijutsu and the sparring ended with Sasuke being kicked into a tree. Sasuke leaned back into the tree to catch his breath. Being lovers didn’t make them take it any easier on each other. Their fight had led them into the tree line so they were now hidden from the open training area. So Sasuke wasn’t bothered by Kakashi closing in on him. He expected Kakashi to lower his mask and kiss him, but Kakashi took Sasuke’s hands and closed them over the tree branch above his head.

“Don’t let go,” he whispered.

Sasuke gave him a quizzical look before Kakashi fell to his knees and pulled Sasuke’s pants and boxers off.

“What the fuck, Kakashi?”

“Shh.” Kakashi came back up, released his own erection, pulled Sasuke’s legs up to trap his waist between Sasuke’s knees. With his legs taken from underneath him, Sasuke had no choice by to hang on to the branch. “Just enjoy it.” He took out a tube of lube, squeezed a dollop on the head of his cock, then pressed in.

Sasuke groaned. “What if someone see us?”

“Let them see.”

“Then at least take your mask down. I don’t like being the only one exposed here.”

Kakashi complied and kissed him. He fucked Sasuke gently into the tree. It felt good, but it was more pleasurable to Kakashi than Sasuke who was hanging by his hands from a thick branch and had tree bark in his back and against the back of his head. And Kakashi wasn’t paying Sasuke’s cock any attention at all. Kakashi’s mouth returned to the dark mark he’d left this morning and bit hard into it as he cam. His head cam up and his kissed Sasuke’s jaw after he finished.

“You may want to tighten up.”

Kakashi pulled out and drop to his knees, Sasuke’s legs dropping with him. Kakashi took Sasuke into his month and began to use that wicked mouth. Sasuke groaned.

“Kakashi, aren’t you worried someone might find us.”

Kakashi pulled off. “Well, you look like the Seme in this situation, so don’t worry about it.” Kakashi returned to one of his new favorite pastimes. He went slow, taking the entire length then pulled his lips and tongue down the to the head; deep throat him, then move a inch downward and lavish attention on that spot, then move another inch down. Sasuke relaxed and let Kakashi work. He tiled his head back and to the side, shut his eyes, and let himself hang from that branch.

“Ah, so good,” Sasuke sighed, content to let Kakashi pleasure him slowly.

Both of them were so focused that they failed to notice another presence. Naruto was using his Sage abilities to watch. He had to focus all his attention on Sasuke to see the detail of his face outlined in his chakra; it was rapt with pleasure. He was becoming disheartened. He left before he could be discovered. He needed a new plan of attack.

Sasuke filled Kakashi’s mouth and Kakashi didn’t let a drop go to waste. Sasuke hung there as he recovered and Kakashi dressed him. Once dressed, Kakashi pulled him into his arms and off the branch.

“Was that an effective cool down?” Kakashi asked.

“Is that what you call it? Who knew I could like training even more?”

“Let’s get cleaned up and then I’ll take you to dinner.”

Sasuke kissed him then raised his mask for him. “Ah.”

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Sasuke tried to slip out of bed without being noticed, but Kakashi woke up. Sasuke walked to the bathroom completely nude in the dim moonlight. Kakashi watched that perfect ass as Sasuke moved. Once Sasuke disappeared into the bathroom, Kakashi turned his head and shut his eyes again.

Kakashi was asleep when Sasuke returned. Sasuke stopped and stared when he realized Kakashi had pulled the blanket over his face, automatically hiding his face even in sleep. Sasuke smiled down at him then got back into bed next to him. Sasuke put his head on Kakashi’s shoulder and his arm over his chest and fell asleep, confident he’d made the right choice.

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Naruto could not believe he was asking Sai for relationship advice.

“Have you read anything in those books of yours about,” how did Sasuke put it? “wooing someone?”

“Finally going to make a serious attempt to go out with Sakura?”

“Maybe. What should I do?”

“There’s chocolate, flowers, other gifts, dinner, a movie, going to some place to have fun . . .”

Naruto’s face sqenched up. “He doesn’t like anything sweet.”

Sai didn’t miss the ‘he,’ but he had learned not to say anything to Naruto on that subject. “Dark chocolate isn’t sweet.”

Naruto had the horrifying vision of Sasuke and Kakashi feeding each other small dark chocolate truffles. He shook his head. “Already did dinner; that was disastrous. Flowers? That seems . . . gay.”

Sai couldn’t help himself. “Well, trying to woo a guy is gay.”

“You, shut up.”

“Sasuke-kun?”

Naruto was defeated. “Yeah. He’s with Kakashi now. But he means more to me. Look what I did for him. I brought his ass back, I convinced everyone to give him another chance. I love him more than Kakashi, I’m sure of it. If I could convince Sasuke . . .”

“You convinced a vengeful shinobi world and a very vengeful Sasuke-kun, you can do it again.”

“An angry Sasuke, a vengeful Sasuke, a depressed Sasuke, a smirking, superior Sasuke, all these I know how to deal with, but a happy Sasuke? And I think Kakashi’s willing to fight for him.”

“It was always obvious that Sasuke-kun would have people fighting over him, but I never thought it would be you and Kakashi-san. So, Sasuke-kun’s a gay faggot too, then.”

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Naruto pulled a bruised Sai with him to Ino’s flower shop. Even before Sai’s nose stopped bleeding, Sai had suggested that since Sasuke was—he flinched—not interested in women, Naruto might be able to recruit his most ardent fangirls in his quest for Sasuke’s affections.

Ino had thrown herself in Shikamaru’s arms and was making a show of her grief. Shikamaru looked like he was long suffering, but not grieved. Neji stood nearby watching, completely expressionless.

“Who died?” Naruto asked.

“Sai from the look of it,” Shikamaru said. “It seems Casanova is gay, but you probably knew that. I thought he was.”

“You mean Sasuke?”

Ino wailed.

“Why do you think I didn’t say his name?” Shikamaru whined.

“How’d you find out?”

“Apparently Sasuke and Kakashi told Sakura and brought her to Ino for support. She comforted Sakura without really believing it. But Iruka-sensei met Kakashi and Sasuke in the street. They were moving Sasuke into Kakashi’s place. Iruka told me not realizing Ino was nearby. She finally freaked.”

“Sasuke!!” she wailed. “Why Kakashi?! He’s not even Sasuke-kun’s type?”

Naruto looked uncomfortable.

“You’re jealous,” Shikamaru observed. “You’re in love with Sasuke too.” He chuckled a little. “You’re here to get flowers to charm him away from Kakashi-san?”

Naruto blushed.

Ino pulled away from her teammate, wiped her eye and asked, “You want flowers for Sasuke-kun?”

“Well . . .”

“He wants to woo him,” Sai confirmed and got an elbow in the chest for his trouble.

“Calla lilies, white daffodils, and jasmine I think,” Ino listed almost automatically.

“Huh?” Naruto was confused: Ino had recovered from her grief quickly and was able to put together a bouquet in her head in a second.

“Well, when I think of Sasuke the colors that come to mind are white, red, and black. You don’t want black flowers, there aren’t any real black flowers anyway, but I could tint some for you. Red, especially red roses, are very traditional and romantic, but when I think of Sasuke and red, I only think of his Sharingan—not romantic. I think white flowers are the way to go.

“Calla lilies symbolize death and rebirth—Sasuke left us and then returned—and they also represent love and beauty. White daffodils also represent rebirth and new beginnings, but they’re also the perfect way to say ‘you are the only one for me.’ And they symbolize unrequited love: your current problem. Jasmine symbolizes attachment and sensuality as well as grace and elegance. I think that’s perfect for Sasuke.”

Naruto, Shikamaru, and Sai gapped at her.

“Well, I grew up around flowers,” she explained.

“How much will that cost?” Naruto asked.

“I want to get back to Kakashi for stealing Sasuke-kun from me, it’s on the house.”

Ino went about putting the bouquet together.

“I think it would be awkward for you to give the bouquet to Sasuke yourself,” Neji chimed in. “Someone should deliver them for you.”

“Oh, Neji-kun!” Ino said. “I forgot you were there. So sorry. Did you need something?”

“Hinata can’t find certain flowers to complete her collection of pressed flowers and asked me to see if you have any of them.” He handed her a list.

“I have some of them. I’ll get them for you first since you were waiting.”

“I guess you’re right, it would be awkward,” Naruto said. “You deliver, don’t you Ino?”

“That you’ll have to pay for,” she said.

“If he’s living with Kakashi, his place is on my way home,” Neji said. “I’ll take them over for you.”

“Really? Thanks, Neji!”

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It was a lazy day for the pair. They got up, had breakfast, then went back to bed, never bothering to dress in more than a robe. They weren’t having sex, having had enough of that in the last few days, they were just lounging next to each other, discussing nothing important when they weren’t dozing.

It was mid-afternoon when they were disturbed by a knock on the door. Kakashi groaned as he got out of bed and slipped his robe back on, adding a light mask. Sasuke smiled at his annoyance, then followed suite in case it was Naruto again.

Kakashi was shocked speechless to see Neji. Neji with a bouquet of flowers.

“Is the Uchiha here?” Neji asked.

Sasuke approached. “Flowers?”

“I’m just delivering them.”

“Shinobi work not enough, took a part time as a delivery boy?” Sasuke asked.

“A favor.” Neji pushed the bouquet into Sasuke’s arms and left.

Kakashi shut the door and Sasuke sniffed the flowers and admired the beautiful, white arrangement. “You shouldn’t have, Kakashi.”

“I didn’t.”

Sasuke looked at him, startled. He searched for a card.

“I’ll take credit if there’s no card.”

Sasuke shot him an amused look and read the card. I really love you and would do anything for you. I have already. Please give me another chance. Naruto

“Naruto again.”

Kakashi sighed. “Someone’s given him advise.”

“But they are beautiful.”

“I’ll be sure to ask Ino to remember that arrangement for future use.”

“I’ll find some way to deal with him.”

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Naruto came home a few hours later to find flowers waiting outside his door. His heart leaped. Sasuke?

He carefully searched for the card.

You saved my life and helped me reunite with my family. I love you.

No name. Didn’t sound like Sasuke. Now he has a secret admirer. The last few days were getting weirder and weirder.

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So who’s Naruto’s secret admirer?