Much Too Early; Much Too Late.

It was his chance... he was going to open the window and strangle him. Screw using proper technique or weapons... he would strangle him with his bare hands, feeling the life leave that body through his own willpower. Just as he was about to open the window (his fingers were in the crack), a rap on the door sounded suddenly, violently, and Naruto’s eyes flew open. He looked towards the window, but Sasuke was already hidden.

Frowning slightly, Naruto rolled over, wondering what kind of messed up dream he had just been having. He thought he had seen a pair or red eyes staring in at him, and they were attached to a big fan.

Well, that was weird.

He closed his eyes, yawned loudly, and started to drop off again, when a rap came from the door, one loud knock, and he nearly fell out of his bed in surprise.

Who in the hell... he dropped out of bed, landing awkwardly, and nearly fell over before grabbing his nightstand and knocking his elbow against the wall.

"Damn it!" He cursed, rubbing the sore joint. You'd think I wasn't a ninja.

He yawned loudly, stretched, and walked towards the door.

His normally dirty house was actually clean and organized, thanks to the previous late night's boredom.

Another knock spurred him forwards. "Yeah, yeah, I'm coming; hold your horses."