Sinful Tales of Konoha

Chapter 62 – Kushina's Worst Nightmare

Team Kushina & Tsunade

It's the morning after Tsunade brought on the subject of swinging to Kushina, and both of them, along with Kushina's three students, are back at their temporary training grounds, in the outskirts of the Sunshine village. Kushina had her arms crossed in front of her chest while she is watching her students warming up. Tsunade sidled up beside her, an amused smile adoring her pretty face "Well? Made up your mind about what we talked about yet, brat?"

Kushina appeared disgusted, and she shivered for effect "I have, and I am willing to try the one-on-one training thing you ranted about. But I am not saying yes to the swinging part of it. I don't think I will ever agree to that." Kushina said, as she kept her eyes fixed on Konohamaru's enthusiastic stretches, not even hiding the fact that she is checking him out .

Tsunade smirked in victory "Great! That's all that I'm asking for" she said, while thinking "She will come around, I'm certain of it!".

"And I will be joining your sessions with Konohamaru-kun" Kushina added in a firm tone "I need to take make sure that you don't take things too far.".

"Yeah yeah, that's fine.." Tsunade sighed dramatically, crossing her arms beneath her ample chest. "As long as you're giving teasing Udon-kun a chance.".

"Ew!" Kushina uttered in disgust, before calling her students over. Konohamaru bounced over immediately, Moegi trailing with curious eyes, while Udon adjusted his glasses nervously. "We are going to have a new training regimen starting today!" Kushina told them "For the rest of the training trip, I will be training you all one on one. I will be doing so with the help of my shadow clones, just like we did a few times on our previous training trip.".

"Yes, sensei!" Udon and Moegi responded in chorus.

Konohamaru wiggled his eyebrows at Kushina suggestively "Are we doing more of what we did yesterday, Kushina-chan?".

"Y-you!" a red faced Kushina stuttered "Just you wait, you are in for the worst of it!" she pointed at him and blushed, while Konohamaru laughed, loving the effect he had on her.

Kushina then summoned two shadow clones of herself. One of the clones wore the same outfit as the real Kushina, being her now standard sexy green battle kimono, which is tied with that blue obi, which is her new outfit that matches Konohamaru's green jacket and scarf. The second clone however, is just wearing Kushina's regular old green housewife dress, which she wears over her usual white blouse.

The clone wearing the skimpy green kimono gestured to Moegi "You will be training with me today, Moegi-chan!".

"Yes, sensei!" Moegi said, sticking out her tongue at Udon teasingly, as she just knew that the clone wearing the boring old housewife dress would be in charge of his training.

"Serves you right, you pig!" Moegi thought, as she happily skipped after Kushina's clone, heading into the forest.

the real Kushina placed her hand on Konohamaru's shoulder "And you will be coming with me and Tsunade. She will be in charge of your training for the most part, while I'm just going to be here to make sure that you don't kill each other." she said with a laugh, thinking that was a good excuse to hide the real reason why she would be joining their training sessions. That is obviously to make sure that Tsunade doesn't strip Konohamaru down and ride him to soon.

"What!?" Konohamaru yelled out in anger, pointing at Tsunade "Why the hell is that old hag in charge of my training!? Why don't I get any say about this!?".

"I know right?" Kushina said nodding in agreement with everything that Konohamaru just said "We would have gotten so much more done without that old bag!" she added with a laugh.

"What did you call me you damn brats!" Tsunade barked, before she ran after Konohamaru and Kushina, chasing them both down, while they fled from her while laughing joyously.

Udon's shoulders slumped visibly when he saw Tsunade chase after him, and he was left alone with the conservatively dressed clone. He couldn't hide his disappointment, since this clone doesn't even show any cleavage. Kushina, or her clone rather, narrowed her eyes dangerously at him.

"Why are you making that face for, Udon-kun?" Her voice dripped with mock sweetness as she tapped her katana's hilt "I wore this specifically because you're such a lecherous, boob-obsessed pervert!" She clarified, before bursting into laughter, causing Udon to blush in embarrassment and shame.

Her eyebrow began twitching violently when she noticed Udon's gaze, despite her wearing her modest housewife dress, locked onto her chest with laser focus. Kushina drew her katana, and pointed the tip inches from Udon's throat.

"Eyes up here!" She ordered sternly "Or you will lose them, tebane!"

Udon dropped to all fours for a bow, forehead pressing into the dirt "S-sorry, sensei! It won't happen again!"

"Yeah right.." Kushina said with a snort. She sighed, before sheathing her blade "Get up already." she said, while offering a hand to help him. As Udon scrambled upright, his glasses slid down his nose, and his pupils immediately drifted southward again, fixated on Kushina's chest. Two new tic marks formed on a very irritated Kushina's forehead.

"You're doing it again, you imbecile!" Kushina growls at him, knuckles whitening around her katana hilt.

"S-sorry!" Udon jerked his head away, cheeks flaming in embarrassment again. But slowly, inevitably, his gaze crept back like a magnet finding true north, locking onto her chest with unnerving precision.

Kushina sighed, the fight draining from her shoulders "You're impossible..." She said and pinched the bridge of her nose "Follow me. We are training elsewhere."

"Yes, Kushina-sensei!" Udon saluted sharply, eyes still glued to her breasts like always.

Deep in the forest's gloom, they stopped before a huge ancient looking tree. Kushina jabbed a finger at its trunk "Focus up now, you creep!"

"Y-yes!" Udon stammered, snapping to attention, although his gaze still lingered at nipple level.

"There are two goals that I want you to accomplish with these one on one training sessions" She paced before him, dress swishing "First goal is to improve your chakra control. Do you remember how you struggled with the tree walking technique, during our last training trip?"

Udon nodded miserably "Konohamaru and Moegi-chan mastered it in a day, while it took me four days to even get up a tree.."

"Exactly!" Kushina barked a laugh that made birds scatter "It was a shameful performance!"

Udon hung his head. "Sorry, sensei..."

Kushina's expression softened slightly "Oh, chin up Udon-kun, I'm teasing. But it is true that your chakra control is dreadful." She tapped his forehead "You excel at seals and you have an incredible mind, but for some reason when it comes to chakra control, you absolutely suck! And frankly, if this continues, you will ruin my reputation both as a ninja and a teacher!" Kushina scoffed in anger as she spoke. She was already having fun messing with him, even if it may not be in the way that Tsunade had suggested her to do so.

Udon saluted again, eyes drifting downward "Yes, sensei! I'm sorry, sensei!"

"Now, the second goal..." Kushina's eyebrow resumed twitching as she caught him staring at her chest again "Is to cure you of your breast obsession. I have told you this before, you will get yourself killed in a battle against an enemy kunoichi if you keep this up!".

"In my defense.." Udon blurted, puffing his chest out "I don't stare at all women like that, I only appreciate the big titties belonging to the most beautiful, sexy and voluptuous.." he started, only for Kushina to interrupt with a loud yell.

"You sleazy little perv!" She yelled in anger, her hair taking the forms of the nine tailed demon fox's tails, slamming Udon against the oak.

"You are sick! I'm going to cure you of your sickness, even if I have to beat it out of you!" She threatened as her smile turned feral "Understood, dattebane!?"

Udon trembled but nodded vigorously, his eyes still anchored to her heaving chest.

Kushina sighed "You are a lost cause..".

Kushina then threw her hand behind her, pointing at the tree "Anyway, start with tree walking. Fifty laps up and down, no breaks." She pointed upward "If you fall even once, then you have to start over again. Understood?"

"Y-yes!" Udon saluted, before he started to slowly walk up the trunk of the huge tree. He was shaking slightly, thinking that Kushina was extra scary today, and that she is bullying him a bit more than usual as well.

Meanwhile, about a kilometer away, the real Kushina rested her back against a tree, her arms crossed as she watched Tsunade spar against Konohamaru. Tsunade were effortlessly sidestepping his strikes and kicks with a fluid grace, showing Konohamaru the skill and experience difference between them.

"Good try, brat.." Tsunade smirked, tapping his shoulder lightly "But you are telegraphing your next moves and makes it too easy for me to dodge or sidestep them."

Konohamaru wiped his brow, panting "I'm only getting started, Granny! I'm gonna land a good hit on your flabby granny ass soon, kore!" His grin was infectious, and it made Tsunade smile longingly back at him, which of course Konohamaru didn't notice. He just thought that old hag was having a stroke or something.

"Granny this, old hag that! Call all me Tsunade-nee already, you little pest!" She barked at him, as they resumed their spar.

After sparring for an hour, Konohamaru suffered another take down. Tsunade offered a hand, leaning forward deliberately, making sure that Konohamaru was getting a nice clear view of her cleavage "Getting tired, Konohamaru-kun?" she teased.

Konohamaru’s eyes locked onto it, his nostrils flared and his super perverted soul was screaming at him to reach forward to grab them. But then he remembered the ridicule he would suffer if Naruto heard about him doing that to this Granny, and the punishment he would likely receive from his girlfriend, who gets jealous so easily. Konohamaru scrambled back, finger jabbing towards her accusingly "Get those old granny titties outta my face, kore!" he yelled at her.

Kushina fell back as she burst out in laughter. At first she had been pouting, being worried that Tsunade was going to work her magic on her super perverted boyfriend, but when she saw how Konohamaru reacted, she realized that she has been underestimating Konohamaru a little bit. He is after all the bane of the ninja academy, or at least that it was Ino has described him to be, after telling Kushina about Konohamaru's former daily exploits back when he was still a student there. He is not going to let himself be a victim of some teasing so easily, and he won't go down without a fight.

Tsunade’s smile froze, then shattered like glass, as she glared dangerously at Konohamaru "You rude little brat!" she roared, lunging towards him. Konohamaru yelped in fear, before darting behind Kushina.

"Run, Kon-kun!" Kushina laughed at the scene, as she watched Tsunade chase Konohamaru around the clearing.

"Call me Tsunade-nee already, you disrespectful brat!" Tsunade bellowed, snatching at his scarf. Konohamaru ducked to dodge, cackling tauntingly at her "Never, you old hag!"

Kushina doubled over, clutching her stomach "That's what you get you degenerate old hag! You and your four eyed nerd is not ready to take us on!" she thought.

Tsunade’s grand seduction plans had crumbled before Konohamaru’s sheer audacity. The chase ended abruptly when Tsunade snagged Konohamaru’s ankle mid-leap, sending him tumbling. "Got you" she panted, hauling him up.

“It's time for another spar, and I'm not holding back this time!” Tsunade said with an evil smile.

“Y-yeah, I'm not backing down from a fight, kore!” Konohamaru announced with a shaky voice, while taking a weak trembling fighting stance.

It was an even more one sided spar this time. Once she had taken him down, she made sure to have him pinned the ground, as she sat on top of his waist, her chest heaving inches from his face "See something you like?" she purred, deliberately pressing her cleavage together. She did not get the effect from him that she would have liked though, as Konohamaru did not blush, and he was not a stammering mess. Instead he looked bored.

Konohamaru stared at her with a raised eyebrow, wondering if she had been drinking something stronger than sake this morning. But enough is enough, and thus he gave her buttocks a hard smacking "I told you to get your old granny titties out of my face, kore!" he yelled, before bolting out of there, running for his life while giggling. He was having the time of his life.

Tsunade’s screech echoed through the trees, as she wasted no time to chase after him "I'M GONNA SKIN YOU ALIVE!" she yelled in anger.

Kushina collapsed against a tree trunk, wheezing in laughter “He is turning her own game against her” she mused in joy.

Tsunade, who had bragged about how easily she was gonna seduce Konohamaru, was now reduced chasing him around in anger, making zero progress. Konohamaru’s grinned widely as he ran away from her, his eyes dancing with mischief. He might admire her body, but he would never bow down to her teasing, or let himself be outdone by a novice prankster such as Tsunade. At least not when the master prankster, Kushina, is here watching them.

Their training session looked like this for the rest of the day, with neither Kushina or Tsunade getting much, if any, teasing done. Instead it was Konohamaru and Udon who had them worked up, with their rude or perverse antics. Udon's training had been cut a little bit short. After he had failed to run fifty laps, after several hours of trying, Kushina's clone had sent him back to the hotel to rest, to avoid having him suffer from chakra exhaustion.

Once they were all back at the hotel, Kushina had gathered everyone in her hotel room. She had cooked a nice dinner for them all. Moegi was bragging about the cool training she had done with Kushina's clone all day, while Udon looked exhausted. Konohamaru and Tsunade were having a glare off, both huffing and puffing in anger. After eating dinner, everyone returned to their respective hotel room, except Tsunade who stuck around in Kushina's room for a chat.

Kushina sighed as she cleared away the last of the dinner dishes, the clatter of plates echoing in the sudden quiet. Tsunade remained perched on the edge of Kushina’s bed, arms crossed, an annoyed frown adoring her face.

"So?" Tsunade prompted, her voice sharp "Did you do any better than I did? How is 'Operation Tease-Udon' going?"

Kushina slumped into a chair in a dejected manner, and she let out a sigh "I made no progress at all. That nerd of yours is impossible.." She rubbed her temples "His lecherous nerd eyes are always glued to my chest like they are magnetized! I spent half the day throwing rocks at him just to keep his gaze above my chest. It’s exhausting, annoying and degrading" Her voice dropped to a whisper "I don’t think I can do this. I just can't see myself ever getting into the idea of trying to tempt someone like him..”.

Tsunade snorted, leaning forward “Nonsense, Kushina, you haven’t even given it a try! You are treating him like a pest and bullying him!" She gestured emphatically "Give it a fair chance at least. Starting tomorrow, take him to that nearby lake that we jogged laps around the other day. It's the perfect location for the water-walking exercise." A sly grin spread across her face "Just imagine it, it's just you and him at the beach, and you are wearing that sexy white bikini of yours. As an excuse, you can tell him it’s practical wear for water training."

“Ew!” Kushina exclaimed in disgust “A bikini? For him? No way!”.

Tsunade ignored Kushina's complaints "Just imagine it, the two of you having the beach for yourselves, you adjusting his stance, your cleavage right at his eye level." Tsunade smirked and chuckled at Kushina’s horrified expression "Oh, lighten up already! You need to to get into the idea of doing it! Let loose! Have fun with it! That’s what I plan on doing with Konohamaru-kun."

Kushina stiffened, jerking her shoulders in discomfort "What exactly is your plans for Konohamaru-kun?"

Tsunade laughed "Oh, Kushina, that brat you have fallen for.. He is exactly my type, a brash, rebellious, perverted little prankster. Nothing gets me going more than his type" she sighed in delight.

“You degenerate perv! Make sure that you remember who he belongs to, dattebane!" Kushina said with an angry glare.

Tsunade waved a dismissive hand, unfazed "Relax already! I'm just painting a picture for you to imagine in your mind" She leaned forward, grinning at Kushina "Starting tomorrow I'm going to show that brat of yours what a real woman can do. I will wear skin tight pants, a tank top so small that it will barely contain these." She cupped her breasts, making them swell against the fabric of her shirt "During spars, I will use every opportunity he gives me to press myself against him, let him feel these tits of mine that drives all men insane” She said and laughed at Kushina's jealous pout.

“And when he's panting beneath me? I might just let my hand slip, and let it just a graze over that hardening bulge in his pants." Tsunade said with a giggle.

Kushina glared at her with righteous anger “You will do no such thing, dattebane!” she yelled at her.

"Stop overreacting already, you nasty little prude..” Tsunade said with a sigh, before her eyes gleamed with mischief, as she continued "That's just the warm up for what I have in store for him later. Once I have had my fun teasing him out on the field, I'm going to start inviting him to my hotel room for some private tutoring sessions.” Tsunade let out a delighted sigh “I'm going to oil him up and massage him. I will give him the best massages he has ever experienced, help him loose up those sore muscles of his, while teasing him with these" Tsunade said, cupping her breasts again.

"Then I will let him massage me. Just Imagine his perverted grins, as I let his perverted hands roam all over my body, and I will encourage him to massage these big titties of mine" She shivered dramatically.

"I'm gonna let that sexy stud of yours touch me anywhere!" She traced her own collarbone slowly. "Starting tomorrow, I'll greet him with hugs. Long, warm ones that press him right against these."

She jiggled her chest again “That will be a daily greeting from now on, until he gets used to it" Her thumb brushed her lower lip “Then I will move on to kissing his forehead and his cheeks." she faced Kushina with a mischievous smile "Then, once he has gotten used to that, I'm gonna start kissing his lips. Just pecks at first, but eventually I will give him a real kiss" She licked her lips slowly "I'm gonna kiss that sexy brat of yours so passionately, exploring every inch of his mouth!"

Kushina shot up, and pointed her fist in anger at Tsunade "OVER MY DEAD BODY, DATTEBA...” Kushina yelled in anger, but Tsunade cut her off “Lighten up already, Kushina!" Tsunade barked, slamming her palm on the bed frame "The point is for all us to grow closer and get more comfortable around each other. I tease Konohamaru-kun, you tease Udon-kun, and everyone wins!"

“Easy for you to say” Kushina spoke through gritted teeth, her eyebrow twitching “To me it sounds like my worst nightmare!”.

Tsunade sighed, leaning back against the door frame “Look, I don't want you to get the wrong idea about all of this. I was just messing around with you yesterday, and I won't tell anyone about your little secret. I'm not trying to blackmail you or force you into doing this. You can stop whenever you want. But I would be so happy if this worked out, and we could all just let loose and have fun together." Her expression softened as she spoke.

"I would love it if we could all be so comfortable and cool about our new relationships some day, that we start greeting each other with kisses." Tsunade mused, her golden eyes gleaming with mischief "Wouldn't that be fun? Just casual pecks on the lips, or a little making out, whenever we meet!"

Kushina grimaced in disgust "What are you even saying!? Kissing? Even... Even you and me?!" she choked out, horrified.

Tsunade's expression soured instantly "Of course not, you damn brat! That's nasty! I'm talking about you greeting Udon-kun with a kiss, and me greeting Konohamaru-kun the same way, without us getting all weird about it!"

Kushina wrinkled her nose in disgust, letting out a weak, nervous laugh "Eheheh... Yeah, I don't see that happening anytime soon. If ever."

"You're just an uptight shallow prude!" Tsunade snapped, crossing her arms beneath her ample chest "Stop being such a spoilsport and a prude already!"

"Don't start with that again, Tsunade!" Kushina hissed in anger "Besides, it's not fair! I see Udon-kun almost daily as his jounin teacher. There's no way I will ever be comfortable kissing him every morning!"

"The whole point is to get comfortable with it!" Tsunade insisted. Her voice then softened "It's just casual fun, Kushina. I'm not trying to steal Konohamaru-kun from you, and I'm not handing Udon-kun over to you either. Think of it like a sexy prank, a little bit of naughty fun! Lighten up and enjoy the thrill!"

"Sounds like hell to me.." Kushina muttered, turning away with a huff.

Tsunade leaned in, her gaze sharp and mischievous "You know, if my intuition is right, and if you are anything like 'that' woman, then you will likely start loving this once you give it a real shot." She paused, watching Kushina's confused frown. "Stop half assing it. Commit to it for real! Treat it like one of your pranks!"

The woman in question that Tsunade referred to as 'that' woman, would be Uzumaki Mito, her own grandmother, whose secret reputation Tsunade is very well aware of, with her having bedded hundreds, if not thousands of young, virile shinobi in Konoha's early days. Kushina's attraction for Konohamaru, and how she had fallen out of love with Minato now that they haven gotten older, makes Tsunade think that maybe she and Kushina shares an attraction for younger men in common. Especially the rebellious, perverted, feisty and fun ones, like Naruto, Konohamaru, Nawaki, and even Udon in his own nerdy and boob obsessed way.

Kushina sighed, running a hand through her crimson waterfall of hair "I will try it, damn it! It's just so hard to get into it, considering it's that lecherous boob monster we're talking about, dattebane!"

Tsunade smiled and nodded "Good! All I'm asking for is that you will give it a fair chance!" Her smile widened into something feral.

"Follow my lead, and treat him like I plan on treating Konohamaru-kun. Start slow tomorrow. Have your clone ditch that boring old housewife dress of yours. Make her wear that sexy green battle kimono you've been flaunting lately instead. Start teasing him, and don't make it so obvious. Let the fabric ride up when you demonstrate stances or a new move, and give him glimpses of your thighs. Flash a hint of cleavage when bending over to correct his stance." Tsunade punctuated each suggestion with a sharp gesture.

“Ew!” Kushina uttered in disgust, but Tsunade ignored her.

"Start hinting at rewards whenever he accomplishes something you have been working on. Tell him if he lands a hit during sparring, you'll wear a swimsuit just for him. If he manages to stand on water for ten minutes, then promise him something smaller and more revealing, like a thong or a micro bikini. Work your way to something even skimpier, such as sheer mesh fabric that leaves nothing to the imagination." Tsunade's voice dropped to a husky murmur "Ease your way into it until you are comfortable parading in lingerie or nothing at all when you're alone with him!"

“Again, ew!” Kushina shuddered in disgust "There is no way in hell that I'm going to flaunt around naked when I'm with that ugly nerd, tebane!" she barked in anger, her cheeks having turned a bit red.

Tsunade laughed at Kushina's embarrassed response "Just start with something you find to be less revolting. Ease your way into it. Maybe a peck on his cheek is something that would suit you more?Tsunade suggested with a giggle, causing Kushina to hold back a barf.

"Just give him a reward tomorrow if he accomplishes something with his training. Surprise him with a peck on his cheek, then act like it's nothing, it's just normal, or something that is a part of his training.”.

Kushina recoiled, nose wrinkling "Normal?! Kissing that thing is nothing but normal, you nasty old pervert!”.

“Sounds like you need more convincing” Tsunade chuckled "Stick to pecks on his cheeks only for the first few days or so. Quick little pecks whenever he does something right, such as landing a punch in spar, or if he is able to avert his eyes from your chest for more than ten seconds. Make it casual, like it's part of the training, and make it seem like it's routine." Her thumb brushed Kushina’s lower lip.

"Then when you are ready, you move on to lips. Catch him off guard with it, after he masters water-walking, or something else you have been working on for a few days? Grab his sweaty face and smack one right on his mouth. Just a second. A quick peck." Tsunade’s grin turned predatory "And once you are more comfortable around him, comfortable enough to flaunt your body for him, that’s when you reward him with a real kiss and shove your tongue down his throat."

Kushina gasped "Tsunade! You are out of your mind!" she exclaimed in disbelief.

"Let me finish, you prude!" Tsunade hissed "Let him taste you. Get him so hard he can’t see straight, get him so desperate for you that he will be left practically humping the air. Because that is the state I want Udon-kun in when he is waiting for me in my bed every night. Horny, rock hard, starving for sex, and ready to go.".

Kushina wanted to cry, as she was in complete and utter disbelief and disgusted at what she heard "You degenerate pervert... Y-you’re insane, dattebane."

Tsunade waved her off "Like I was saying, just like I intend on having my private massage sessions with your handsome boyfriend, you should visit his hotel room for some private 'tutoring' sessions as well.." Tsunade started, which had Kushina wince in disgust.

"You can use private sealing lessons as an excuse. Then show up every night in his room in skimpier and skimpier outfits every evening. Offer him massages, and let him massage you..”

Tsunade leaned closer, her eyes gleaming with predatory intent "Dry hump him on his bed. Play innocent, pretend that it's just another form of training." Her voice dropped to a husky whisper. "Drive him wild. Leave him aching for me." She traced a finger along Kushina's collarbone.

"Everything is fair game except penetration. We will save that for our swinging night. There are no rules other than that. Kissing and foreplay is fine and encouraged. Handjobs and blowjobs is something we should treat them to as well, eventually" A slow, wicked smile spread across her face.

"You can count on giving your handsome stud the same treatment and more. We will render them weak at their knees, lusting for us, like horny beasts, by the time we are ready for the main event, the actual swinging." Tsunade continued.

Kushina recoiled in disgust “Are you finished?” she asked, getting a nod from Tsunade as an answer.

"You degenerate pervert!" Kushina spat, shaking her head violently "I could never do such things, especially not with that ugly little nerd!" she yelled, huffing and puffing in anger.

Tsunade sighed, while Kushina calmed herself down "By the way, what did you mean earlier? About me being like 'that woman'?"

Tsunade waved a dismissive hand at her as she strode toward the door "Forget it.. Maybe I will tell you some day once you stop pretending to be a boring uptight prude." Her fingers curled around the doorknob.

"Now, if you will excuse me" She flashed Kushina a knowing wink "Udon-kun looked exhausted earlier. It's time to tuck him in real good, if you know what I mean."

Kushina's expression softened instantly as she thought of her own lover waiting for her, heart-shaped eyes replacing her fury "Whatever! Get out already.." she purred, hugging herself "I need alone time with my much more handsome boyfriend, dattebane!" The door clicked shut behind Tsunade, leaving Kushina alone with her thoughts, and the lingering heat of Tsunade's outrageous propositions.

The next day, Kushina, Tsunade and their three students have gathered in the outskirts of the village for another day of training. Kushina stood at the edge of the forest clearing, and with a sharp hand sign and a puff of smoke, two clones materialized beside her. This time both were clad in her new signature green battle kimono, the fabric scandalously short, riding high on her toned thighs and dipping low to reveal as much cleavage as usual.

"Moegi-chan, Udon-kun.." She said in a bored tone "My clones will handle your training today again..”.

Moegi bounced eagerly after one clone, already chattering about new stealth techniques. Udon followed the other, his glasses glinting as his gaze remained firmly anchored to Kushina's now visible cleavage, which he had missed out on yesterday. A low, perverted giggle escaped him before he could stifle it.

Kushina’s clone shot him a sharp angry look "Eyes up front, Udon-kun.." she snapped at him "Your chakra control yesterday was pitiful. Embarrassing even! Don't embarrass me as your teacher again today, dattebane!"

Udon mumbled an apology, adjusting his glasses, but his eyes flickered back to her chest like magnets finding steel "I promise I will do better, Kushina-sensei.” he said, his voice trembling, not sounding very convincing at all.

As the clones led Moegi and Udon away, one taking Moegi deeper into the woods, while the other lead Udon towards a the distant secluded lake, the real Kushina turned back to Tsunade and Konohamaru. She shook her head as she took in Tsunade's outfit, as she stood tall in skin-tight black leggings and a minuscule white tank top that strained against her monstrous chest. Konohamaru, hands shoved deep in his pockets, was openly sneering at the sannin.

"Seriously, Granny?" Konohamaru scoffed in disgust "What the hell are you wearing? You're way too old to be dressing like some sexy onee-chan, kore!" He jabbed a finger toward her cleavage "Put some old folk clothes on before you give everyone nightmares!"

“Old folk clothes..” Tsunade hissed in anger, with her eyes narrowed into slits, and a vein pulsed visibly at her temple "You disrespectful little BRAT!" she roared, chakra flaring around her fists.

Suddenly, she lunged towards him and Konohamaru yelped in fear, scrambling backward as Tsunade’s fist cratered the earth where he had stood "GET BACK HERE AND SAY THAT TO MY FACE!" she roared in anger.

Laughter bubbling with genuine panic, Konohamaru darted behind Kushina "Kushi-chan! Protect me!" he pleaded.

Kushina peeked over her shoulder as Tsunade advanced like an enraged titan. Kushina just laughed at what she saw, finding their interactions to be more amusing each and every day "Get her, Kon-kun!" she silently cheered him on.

Meanwhile, after a thirty minute walk through sun drenched woods, Kushina’s clone emerged with Udon onto the secluded beach, belonging to a small and forgotten lake. The beach and even the lake itself was completely empty of people, even though it's such a warm summer day. The reason for that is that there is a much larger lake in the same area, and it is located much closer to all the nearby villages.

"Eyes up here, Udon-kun.." the clone snapped, after noticing his dirty stares again. She jabbed a finger toward his face "Like I told you earlier, your chakra control yesterday was pathetic. You will ruin my reputation as both a ninja and a teacher if you continue to perform so poorly." she scoffed in disgust.

Udon flinched, adjusting his glasses with trembling fingers. "S-sorry, Kushina-sensei.." he stammered, voice cracking "I will focus and try harder!" He said, even though his gaze had already returned it's focus on Kushina's melons.

The clone scoffed, turning toward the lake with a swirl of green silk that offered Udon a fleeting glimpse of toned thigh "We are done with tree walking. Starting today we are advancing to water-walking. Now watch!" She said before she stepped onto the surface, sandals meeting liquid as if it were solid stone, ripples spreading lazily from her feet.

"Control your chakra output, don't use too much or too little, you have to find the perfect balance, or you will slip like this" She deliberately let one foot dip, water swallowing her ankle before she corrected with effortless grace “And you will get yourself all soaked. Now.." she added, a cruel smirk playing on her lips as she turned back to him "Go fetch your swimming trunks. Unless you enjoy soggy underwear?" Her laugh was bright, mocking “Now run along, Udon-kun. I won't allow any slacking off!”.

“Yes, I will get them right away, sensei!” Udon said with a salute, before he ran off.

She watched, arms crossed beneath her chest, as Udon scrambled back toward the tree line, stumbling over roots in his haste. She laughed at the sheer absurdity of it, making him first walk all the way here, only to send him panting back to the distant hotel. It delighted her. A perfect prank, and a nice warm up, she mused. And of course a lovely little punishment due to his his wandering eyes.

Meanwhile, the real Kushina leaned against a tree, as she watched Tsunade and Konohamaru spar. For hours, it unfolded like yesterday’s disaster, with mostly Konohamaru baiting Tsunade with insults, Tsunade’s fists cratering the earth where he had stood moments before. "Maybe it's time for you to retire, Granny? You are getting slow!" Konohamaru taunted, flipping backward to avoid a chakra-infused kick that shattered a boulder.

Tsunade’s roar shook the leaves "I will peel that smirk off your face, brat!"

Suddenly, Tsunade feinted left, before hooking Konohamaru’s ankle, trapping him. He crashed onto his back, dust pluming around him. Before he could roll away, Tsunade straddled his hips, pinning his wrists above his head. Her thighs clamped his waist, the heat of her skin searing through his pants. Sweat slicked cleavage hovered inches from his face, her breath hot against his lips. Kushina watched Konohamaru's expression intently, and she smiled at what she saw. Any other young man would likely be very happy to swap places with Konohamaru right now, but Konohamaru doesn't even look as he is affected by her closeness, not even blushing. "That's my Kon-kun! Show her!" Kushina silently cheered.

Konohamaru’s grinned mischievously "Get off, you ugly old hag!" he spat, bucking beneath her. "You weigh more than a family of Akimichi's, kore!" he yelled at her, as he tried to roll around and find some way to escape her. Tsunade kept him in place with ease, and she narrowed her eyes at him, fury twisting her beautiful features.

But then, slowly, her expression shifted. A predatory smile bloomed, it was both seductive and dangerous, as she leaned closer, her lips brushing his ear. "Careful, brat" she purred in a sultry tone. "Insulting a lady’s weight is unwise."

Konohamaru froze as a shiver raced down his spine “Since when has this damn granny been able to look so sexy?” he wondered, as that smile of hers was not something he was used to seeing. That smile reminded him more of Kushina's playful and mischievous smile, and that kind of smile has always driven Konohamaru crazy. His confusion warring with sudden, unwelcome arousal, had Tsunade’s smile widening, as she earned herself a small victory.

With a grunt, Konohamaru shoved her shoulders, rolling free. He scrambled up, finger jabbing accusingly.

"You have to be a witch or something!" he yelled, backing away "You’re using some kinda spell to stay young! Admit it already, you fucking hag!" he accused comically.

As you can probably guess, Tsunade was not exactly thrilled with his accusation. Tsunade’s roar shook the trees, as she yelled out "I WILL SKIN YOU ALIVE, YOU LITTLE BASTARD!"

Konohamaru bolted, laughter trailing behind him as Tsunade gave chase, her fists covered in chakra, a sign that she was no longer holding back. Kushina doubled over, clutching her stomach, tears streaming down her cheeks from laughing. "Oh, Kon-kun.." she gasped between giggles, heart swelling “You perfect, ridiculous, sexy little stud, dattebane." She wiped her eyes, watching her lover evade Tsunade’s wrath with effortless cockiness “That's the man I'm going to marry some day, dattebane!”.

Kushina laughed even more when saw Konohamaru's counter attack, as Tsunade received another smack on her buttocks. Tsunade wasn't prepared for this battle, and it is clear that she is no match for him, she muses in amusement. Later that day, they are sparring again. Konohamaru ducked beneath Tsunade’s sweeping kick, the air whistling where her leg had passed. He rolled, springing to his feet with a cocky grin "Missed again, Granny!" he taunted.

Tsunade’s answering by lunging at him, not with a punch this time, but with a more primitive move. Her hand shot out, fingers tangling in the front of Konohamaru’s shirt. Using his own momentum, she spun him hard, slamming his back against the broad trunk of an ancient looking tree. Bark cracked. Konohamaru whined out in pain, and before he could recover, Tsunade pressed her body tightly against his, one thigh sliding between his legs, her immense chest crushing his face, as Konohamaru struggled to breath being stuck in between her two pillows.

“Not so cocky now are you? What did you say about me being slow just now, hmm?” She asked with a giggle.

Konohamaru gritted his teeth in anger “Damn it, what has gotten into Granny? She has never acted like this before..” He thought, before pushing Tsunade away "Get off me, you crazy hag!" he barked at her, only for Tsunade to smile at him with a seductive smile.

“What the hell!?” Konohamaru though in disbelief.

Now sitting on top of a large nearby rock, Kushina watched, a small, knowing smile playing on her lips. She didn’t flinch or pout, and she wasn't going to intervene. This was what she had agreed to, no matter how much it annoys her.

Konohamaru glanced at Kushina “Why isn’t she mad? She usually gets jealous whenever I prank girls like this..” he thought, while remembering how Kushina has even gained a very obvious dislike for Haruno Sakura, after hearing that Konohamaru has pranked her in the past.

Konohamaru turned his focus back on Tsunade, who was still smiling at him, pressing her tits together in front of his face.

“They are up to something!” Konohamaru thought “This doesn't make sense otherwise. Kushi-chan is just watching us, as if we are putting on a show.. And Granny, she has never thrown her big ol titties in my face like this before, kore!” Konohamaru's super pervert sense tingled in full force, a warning sign maybe, and he just knew that they were plotting something, and he is the target.

Tsunade saw that he was distracted, so she leaned closer to him, and she whispered into his ear “Cat got your tongue, Konohamaru-kun?” She asked "Or are you finally starting to appreciate the finer things in life?" Her thigh pressed higher, deliberately against the growing tents in his pants

Konohamaru jerked, a choked gasp escaping him. He finally freed himself, as Tsunade yielded just enough for him to slip sideways He glared at her, and sounded almost like he was growling "Crazy old bat!" He spat "Keep your wrinkly old hands off me, kore!"

Tsunade merely chuckled, low and throaty, wiping a bead of sweat from her brow. The movement deliberately lifted her white tank top, revealing more of her toned stomach "Wrinkly? I will have you know that my skin is perfectly smooth and soft. That includes every inch of my body” she said with a giggle.

“Granny..” Konohamaru spoke through gritted teeth, his eyebrows twitching “Just admit it already, you are a damn witch, kore!”.

“Don't start again, you damn brat!” Tsunade roared in anger.

“Shut it, hag! Get your nasty shit out my face, kore!” Konohamaru pointed at her in anger.

“You're dead!” Tsunade threatened.

“Bwahaha, catch me if you can!” Konohamaru taunted, as she fled for his life, Tsunade chasing after him in a state of pure fury.

Kushina watched from her rock, chin resting on her fist, a lazy smile playing on her lips.

"Good going, Kon-kun!" Kushina chirped a happy tone "Tsunade is getting slow at her old age, dattebane! Show her what youth can do!".

“Yeah, I'll spank her nasty old butt, kore!” Konohamaru shouted in joy.

“That's the spirit!” Kushina encouraged.

“YOU ARE NEXT, KUSHINA!” Tsunade roared in fury, as she snatched up Konohamaru, before performing a german suplex, a wrestling move, rendering Konohamaru unconscious for a few minutes.

Once Konohamaru came back to it, their training continued in a similar manner, with him being attacked by strangely intimate assaults. Tsunade would pin him against trees and press her body against his. She would whisper taunts laced with something akin to flirty banter, her breath warm against his neck. Each encounter left Konohamaru flustered, angry, and increasingly more confused about what is going on.

“Damn it” he thought after narrowly avoiding another crushing grapple that ended with her lips dangerously close to his.

Konohamaru thinks that Tsunade is not the same angry old hag anymore, she has turned into some kind of naughty tease, and he is finding himself having a bit fun with it all even. fun even. The realization was scary and very unwelcome. If Naruto heard his thoughts, he would make a mockery out of him. He glanced again at Kushina, who offered him a radiant thumbs up. Something is not right about this, he mused.

Meanwhile, earlier at the lake, Udon had stumbled back onto the secluded beach, gasping for breath, his swimming trunks clinging awkwardly to his skinny frame. Kushina’s clone stood exactly where he had left her, a vision of impatient perfection in her sexy green kimono. Udon’s glasses instantly fogged. He adjusted them frantically, but his gaze inevitably focused on her cleavage again "S-sorry for the delay, Kushina-sensei!" he panted, unable to tear his eyes away.

The clone snorted, a sound of pure disdain "Delay implies you possess any semblance of speed, Udon-kun. You are so pathetic." She turned sharply and pointed at the lake “No time to waste, get started already!”.

“Yes, sensei!” he saluted.

Udon swallowed, pushing his glasses firmly up his nose. He concentrated, feeling the familiar buzz of chakra gather in his feet. He took a tentative step onto the water’s surface. For a fleeting second, his sandal met resistance and he felt some hope. That glimmer of hope quickly disappeared as he found himself falling into the water as soon as he had taken a few steps. He resurfaced, his hair all wet, and he blushed in shame as he heard Kushina laughing at him, mockingly.

Kushina’s laughter rang out, sharp and mocking, echoing across the lake "Wow, Udon-kun!" she called, her grin wide and cruel "That was unusually pathetic, even for you! Did you forget how to walk too, dattebane?" She scanned the sand beside her, fingers digging in until she found a smooth small rock. With practiced aim, she hurled it at him. It smacked Udon squarely on the shoulder as he struggled to tread water.

“That's for stealing a glance, don't think I saw you, dattebane!” Kushina yelled at him.

“S-sorry” Udon apologized.

“Just turn away and face the lake. Maybe you will be less distracted then..” Kushina suggested, rolling her eyes.

“No, this is fine. I will do it just fine!” Udon tried, as he didn't want to lose the great view he has been enjoying. It caused Kushina to stare at him in disbelief. She sighed and said “Suit yourself..” reminding herself that she is dealing with a lost cause here.

He hauled himself onto the bank, then tried again. Chakra flared unevenly. One step. Two steps. Then, the water swallowed his ankle, dragging him under once more.

Another pebble hit his head the moment he surfaced. "Two steps!" Kushina crowed, already looking for another stone to throw "Is that your personal best? Moegi-chan managed to stand on water for a full minute the first time she tried it! And she spends half her time spying on people instead of training!" Her mocking laughter continued, and for some reason she grabbed another stone and threw him at it.

“That thing?” Kushina thought in anger “Tsunade wants me to seduce that thing!?” she thought in disgust “This ugly little piglet!?”.

Three hours passed with Udon failing to walk on water over and over again, with Kushina continuing to laugh at him and bully him. Udon’s movements grew sluggish, his chakra control fraying with exhaustion and mounting despair. His latest attempt ended predictably, another failed attempt, but this time he had also somehow managed to lose his glasses.

Kushina sighed, a long, exaggerated sound of exasperation. "Oh, for fucks sake.." she muttered, pushing herself up. She waded into the cool water to fetch his glasses for him. She scanned the sandy bottom near where Udon had gone under and moments later, she straightened, triumphantly holding the dripping glasses.

Udon broke the surface nearby, gasping, blinking furiously against the water stinging his eyes. He wiped his face with a trembling hand, his vision a blurry mess. He squinted towards the figure approaching him.

Suddenly, Kushina was right in front of him. Her expression was unreadable for a heartbeat. Then, a chuckle escaped her, a low chuckle that was different from her earlier mocking laughter. It held a hint of surprise? Her lips curved into a bright, unexpectedly sexy smile, a dazzling and warm smile, which Udon had only ever seen directed at Naruto or Konohamaru in the past "Looking a bit lost without these, eh?" she said, her voice surprisingly soft. She held out his glasses.

Udon stared, dumbfounded. Water dripped from his hair into his wide eyes. He fumbled for the glasses, his fingers brushing hers "Th-thank you, Kushina-sensei." he stammered, utterly bewildered.

The sudden kindness felt alien to him, since she is usually not treating him with the same kindness and clingyness that she offers Naruto, Konohamaru and even Moegi. He is more used to her bullying him, which Udon has no problem with, since he thinks that he deserves it for always leering at her chest.

"Don't mention it.." Kushina said with a chuckle, already turning to walk back to shore.

She tossed the words over her shoulder like an afterthought "Now get back to training! Unless you want another rock?" The threat was there, but her tone lacked its earlier bite. She settled back onto the sand, leaving Udon standing chest deep in the water, dripping and utterly confused.

“Did she just smile at me? Without it being an evil and hateful smile?” The thought was as disorienting as sinking into the lake. He is used to being the perverted worm who she treats with contempt, a status he has accepted, given his inability to stop staring at her magnificent chest. This politeness? It felt wrong for him, and almost unsettled him, since he doesn't consider himself worthy of it.

As Udon resumed his futile attempts, slipping and splashing with renewed, clumsy determination, Kushina watched him silently. Her earlier amusement was gone, replaced by a thoughtful frown. “Huh” she mused, her blue eyes tracking his blurry form “Who would have known that without those dorky glasses, he doesn't look half bad.”.

She tilted her head, critically assessing her nerdy student. If she were to rate him on a scale of 1 to 10, then she would give him a solid 3 without his glasses, maybe even a four. It was a generous leap from his former solid 0 rating, even though it's scale from 1 to 10. In Kushina’s world, all men are either 1's or 0's, except for a select few. She is similar to Kurenai when it comes to being very shallow when it comes to men, but unlike Kurenai, she isn't rude to them all, and she certainly doesn't think of them as lowly insects, who are beneath her or something absurd like that. She just isn't attracted to most the majority of men, at all.

Udon's ranking is very generous if you compare it to the other three who would get a rating higher than 1. Minato's rating nowadays, would have him hover somewhere between a 3 and a 4 as well, which is a generous ranking for him nowadays. Naruto, her beloved son, gets a strong 9. He would have been a 10 if it weren't for the fact that he is her son, and she justifies giving Naruto that high of a rating, because there is someone who has a higher rating. Therefore her attraction for Naruto is not weird. Not at all. At least that's how she thinks of it. Not so surprisingly, Konohamaru is the one who Kushina rates above Naruto, being a perfect 10, or even a 100, which makes sense considering that Kushina sees him as her soulmate.

Kushina studied Udon more and thought “If he ditched the glasses permanently, spiked his hair like Kon-kun, and start wearing a blue scarf like him..” A slow, determined smile spread across her lips. “Yeah. He could climb to a solid 6. Maybe even a 7” she thought with a giggle.

“Okay, I will do it” Kushina thought with a wry smile “I will let Konohamaru-kun in on it all, and if he wants to do it, then I will play Tsunade's stupid games, I will give it a real chance.”.

Not telling Konohamau before she proceeds with any kind of teasing or seduction attempt with Udon, was out of the question for her. She doesn't want to keep any secrets from Konohamaru, and she certainly doesn't want to fool around with someone else behind his back. So now the ball is in Konohamaru's hands, and he will be the one to decide their future. For now, Kushina would at least give Udon a little taste of what could be coming his way in the future, without doing anything that would be crossing any lines.

She sighed dramatically, watching Udon flounder yet again. Water splashed as he sank waist-deep, coughing miserably "Udon-kun!" she called out, her voice sharp but lacking its earlier hint of anger and disgust. He flinched, bracing for another pebble to hit his forehead. Instead, Kushina pushed herself up, dusting sand from her green kimono.

"Listen up!" Kushina said with her hands on her hips "This is getting painful to watch, dattebane! So here is a deal." She flashed him her brightest, most mischievous smile, the one usually reserved for Konohamaru when she had a particularly wicked prank in mind.

"If you can stand on water for ten whole minutes without falling, before we finish training today" She paused for effect “ Then I will wear a swimsuit for our training session tomorrow" she said, which had Udon's eyes widen.

Kushina's grin widened “That sleaze is definitely imagining a lewd skimpy bikini. Something small and very revealing, but that's not the only kinds of swimsuits available!” she thought while holding back an evil laugh.

Udon’s jaw dropped at Kushina's words. He stared at her, utterly dumbfounded. Then, a blush redder than Kushina's hair exploded across his face. He pointed a trembling finger at her, voice cracking with horrified disbelief "K-Kushina-sensei! N-no! Absolutely not! The mother of Uzumaki Naruto-sama, our legendary boss, and the wife of our legendary hokage, wearing such.. Such revealing attire in front of" He gestured wildly at himself, dripping and pathetic "An unworthy pleb like myself?” Udon shook his head “A leering worm that I am!? No, it's not right!”.

Kushina threw her head back and laughed, the sound rich and genuine "Couldn’t agree more, Udon-kun!" she chirped, wiping a tear from her eye "But relax!" She leaned forward conspiratorially, her voice dropping to a husky whisper that carried perfectly across the water. Her kimono gaped slightly, offering Udon an unintentional, breathtaking glimpse of the deep valley between her magnificent breasts. He choked, eyes bulging behind his dripping lenses.

"It's all to help you with your training." She purred, her smile turning dangerously sensual "Consider it therapy. To help cure that disgusting little boob obsession of yours!" she smiled brightly at him "And maybe, it can serve as some form of motivation, dattebane!" she added with a suggestive eye wink.

Steam came out of Udon's head, as his whole body had now turned red. He looked like he was being barbecued alive by some unseen fire. Blood shot out of his nose, due to him imagining Kushina in a bikini, while Kushina stared at him in disgust. The blood continued to spill out, to the point that Kushina was starting to get worried about him.

“Crap, I think I need to get him to Tsunade, before he bleeds out..” she thought with a sweat drop. If this is how he reacts just by imagining her in a swimsuit, then what will his reaction be once she actually wears one in front of him? The thought made Kushina laugh, as she carried a now half dead Udon back to the hotel, so that Tsunade could heal him up. Maybe this was the start of his nightmare, instead of hers.