Sinful Tales of Konoha
Chapter 63 - Let The Games Begin!
Chapter 63 - Let The Games Begin!
Team Kushina & Tsunade - Sunshine Village
Tsunade chuckled as she stared at her boyfriend, whom she had just healed up after his little nosebleed accident during his training with Kushina earlier today. Udon is laying on his back in his bed, with a sheepish expression, scratching the back of his head.
"So, what caused you to get such a massive nosebleed this time?" Tsunade asks him.
Udon blushes and scratches the back of his head "I don't know what to say, Tsunade-chan.. Kushina-sensei promised me that if I could stand on water for ten minutes, then she would wear a swimsuit for training tomorrow." Udon admits while looking embarrassed as hell.
"I guess I let my imagination run wild. I imagined her in a tiny bikini, and her breasts bouncing as she moved, and then the blood just started gushing out." Udon said with a gulp, a tad bit worried that his fiancee, who is known for her bad temper, might not have been super happy with the reason for his nosebleed.
Tsunade throws her head back and laughs at what she heard "Oh, you perverted little brat!" she says, wiping a tear from her eye "Only you could get a nosebleed from just imagining a busty lady in a bikini!"
Udon smiles sheepishly, while Tsunade shakes her head, still chucking "But seriously.. Tempting you, a known boob obsessed pervert, with a reward like that? That's very unlike her."
Udon nods in agreement "That's what I thought too, Tsunade-chan. It's weird, right? Kushina-sensei usually just bullies me or throws rocks at me. Offering to wear a bikini? Just for me?†Udon shakes his head “Nah! This feels more like she is setting me up for some kind of cruel prank!"
Tsunade smirks, a knowing glint in her eyes "Or maybe..." she leans in closer, her voice dropping to a husky whisper "Maybe Kushina is tired of her husband always being stuck in that Hokage office, always working late. Maybe she craves someone who is more available. Someone who openly lusts after her magnificent body." She traces a finger down Udon's chest "Maybe she has also seen what I have see in you, Udon-kun. Maybe she secretly wants a taste of that perverted energy of yours."
Udon's eyes widen in shock, before he points an accusing finger at Tsunade "That's outrageous, Tsunade-chan! Kushina-sensei is the mother of our mighty boss, Naruto! She's the honorary and respected wife of the Hokage! What you're suggesting is unthinkable, outrageous and wrong!"
Tsunade laughs at his antics, since she can't really blame him for his reaction.
"Relax, Udon-kun" Tsunade said, before pushing him back down onto the bed "I was just teasing you" Her hand slides down his stomach, her fingers deftly undoing the tie of his pants. "But since you're all worked up anyway..." She grins wickedly as she lowers her head. "How about I help you relieve some of that tension?"
Udon gasps as Tsunade's mouth envelops him, her tongue swirling expertly. He moans, his hands tangling in her hair "Oh! Tsunade-chan!" he stammers, his body already trembling "You're too good to me..."
Tsunade hums in response, the vibration sending shivers up his spine. She deepens her suction, her hands gripping his hips firmly. Udon's breath hitches, his back arching off the bed. He can feel the familiar pressure building, the telltale sign that one of his infamous gallon-sized loads is about to be unleashed.
"Ah! Tsunade-chan! I'm... I'm gonna!" Udon cries out, his body tensing. Tsunade doesn't pull away, instead, she increases her pace, her cheeks hollowing as she sucks harder, eagerly anticipating her favorite meal.
With a guttural groan, Udon erupts. Tsunade's eyes flutter closed in bliss as wave after wave of his thick, creamy essence floods her mouth. She swallows greedily, her throat working to keep up with the torrent. She manages to swallow the first two waves this time around, but has no choice but to let the third wave cover her face. A minute later, by the time Udon's cum blaster has been emptied, Tsunade is covered almost head to toe in his cum, like so many times before.
"Delicious as always, Udon-kun" she purrs, patting his thigh.
"If you give me a minute, then I will have more of my cum ready for you, Tsunade-chan!" Udon said giving her a thumbs up.
"Aww, you sure know how to spoil a lady, Udon-kun!" Tsunade says with an eye wink.
Much later that night, at 4 AM, Kushina's hotel room was thick with the scent of sex and sweat, which is the result of Konohamaru and Kushina having gone at it for six straight hours. Konohamaru, still buried deep inside her, unleashed a final, shuddering load. Kushina arched her back, gasping as she milked him with her inner walls, her own climax crashing over her in waves. They collapsed onto the tangled sheets, bodies slick and trembling. For a while, they just laid there, both being very comfortable and in no rush to move, while embracing and smiling at one another.
After a few minutes, Kushina stared at Konohamaru with a serious expression "Kon-kun, we need to talk." She said, and the shift in her tone had Konohamaru tensing instantly. He lifted his head, eyes wide with worry. Had he spanked her a little bit too hard tonight? Or had he done something else to piss her off. His mind raced with paranoid possibilities as he searched her face.
Kushina took a deep breath, her expression unreadable for Konohamaru "You're not gonna believe what I am about to tell you..†she started “Tsunade and Udon-kun is a couple. They have gotten together in secret, just like us."
Konohamaru blinked in confusion at first, before his mouth opened wide in disbelief "No way, kore!"
"Udon? That nerdy four eyed boob guzzler with Granny Tsunade? That's insane, kore!" Konohamaru exclaimed in disbelief.
"I know, dattebane!" Kushina nodded fervently, her own incredulity mirroring his "Even though we all make fun of Tsunade for her age, the truth is she still looks young and is definitely a very attractive woman. I think it's safe to assume that she can have pretty much anyone she wants! So, why in the name of the ninja Gods would she pick that annoying boob-obsessed nerd?" Kushina shook her head in disgust “It makes no sense at all!â€
“Haha, yeah..†Konohamaru laughed awkwardly, rubbing the back of his neck "Well, even though it is kinda unbelievable that they are couple, I think most people would say the same if they knew about us, Kushi-chan."
Kushina pouted cutely and crossed her arms in front of her chest "That's not true, Kon-kun! You and I were meant to be together. We are soulmates! Anyone with half a brain can see that. If they don't, it's their problem, not ours!" Kushina smiled brightly at him at the end of her speech.
"Hehehe, yeah! When you put it like that!†Konohamaru said with a goofy grin “Who cares what they think anyway? Fuck em, kore!" He leaned in, capturing her lips in a slow, deep kiss, tongues tangling with familiar hunger. When they broke apart from their kiss, Kushina's expression turned sour again.
"Unfortunately that's not all that I wanted to tell you" Kushina said, as she reached over to run her hand through Konohamaru's spiky hair "What I'm about to tell you is going to both shock you and horrify you even more.."
Konohamaru's playful grin vanished "What is it?" he asked, with a worried expression. He had sensed that something had been off all day, mainly due to how weird both Kushina and Tsunade had been acting at training today.
"Remember the other day?" Kushina asked with a naughty smirk "You know when we were having our special endurance training behind that bush, dattebane?â€.
Konohamaru grinned at her and nodded “Of course I do! Are we doing that again soon, kore?" His hand drifted to cup her breast, who he thought were in need of his attention right now.
"Count on it, tebane!" Kushina purred, arching into his touch. Then her voice changed again, taking on a more serious tone "But, what I was about to say, is that Tsunade saw us together that day. She knows everything about our relationship."
Konohamaru froze and his hand fell away from her breast as if it been burned "Crap! That's not good.." He slammed a palm to his forehead "That old hag is definitely gonna tell Hokage-sama or Ero-sennin! They are gonna turn me into minced meat, kore!" Konohamaru shivered in fright, with images of Minato's cold revengeful fury and Jiraiya's disappointed frown flashing through his mind.
Kushina giggled at his reaction, pulling him close for a warm hug "Don't worry, baby!" she murmured into his ear "She promised that she would keep our secret safe, dattebane."
"Can we trust her?" Konohamaru asked with a raised eyebrow, his hand having already returned to fondle Kushina's breasts "That old hag is always drunk! Who knows what kind of secret she lets slip after having had too much sake? I know that at least Ero-sennin can't keep his mouth shut when he is shitfaced, kore!†Konohamaru added with a frown.
Kushina let out a soft moan due to his touch "I know, Kon-kun, I'm also a bit worried about that, because you can never really trust a drunk†Kushina sighed “We have no choice but to trust her this time though."
“Yeah, I guess..†Konohamaru said, still frowning.
"However, that's not what I wanted to talk to you about." Kushina shivered in disgust "It's something even more horrifying."
Konohamaru gulped when he heard that "Does this have anything to do with how weird you and the old hag have been acting today? Granny has been trying to look all sexy, shoving her big ol granny titties in my face all day!" He scoffed in faked disgust, since Konohamaru, who we all know is a real and proven super pervert, obviously wouldn't mind having a woman with Tsunade's goddess-like body throwing her tits at him.
Konohamaru poked her nipple a couple of times "And you! You just let it happen! I thought you would chase her away with a stick or something, kore!"
Kushina countered his nipple pokes with a finger flick aimed at Konohamaru's cock head, causing them both to smile mischievously at one another, before laughing. Kushina then took on a more serious expression again "I know, baby. I hated seeing her all over you too."
Kushina took a deep breath, readying herself to tell Konohamaru about her disturbing conversations with Tsunade these past two evenings "Hopefully it will make sense after I explain the rest of my conversation with Tsunade. After telling me about her and Udon being an item, she told me that they want to try swinging." Kushina shifted uncomfortably as she watched Konohamaru's reaction.
Konohamaru just blinked in confusion, tilting his head, as he stared at her, waiting for an explanation. Kushina grimaced badly, her knuckles white where she gripped the sheet "That degenerate of an old hag.. She gave me a condition, a condition which I had to abide by for her to keep quiet about us."
Konohamaru's eyes narrowed dangerously "Is that old witch blackmailing you?" The word was a low growl. If that drunken old hag thought she could threaten his Kushi-chan, then he would make her regret it, legendary sannin or not. After all, it is his duty, as the man of the relationship, to protect his beautiful woman.
Kushina shook her head quickly "At first I thought so too, but she cleared things up yesterday. She said that I can back out whenever I want." She hesitated, her voice thick with disgust "And her condition is... That she wants her and Udon-kun to swing with us." She shuddered violently. "Meaning that you would sleep with Tsunade, while I in turn would sleep with your nerdy friend."
"WHAAAT!?" Konohamaru exploded in anger, leaping to his feet on the bed "I don't want that boob obsessed little four eyed nerd touching you, kore!â€.
Kushina nodded fervently, relief washing over her at his reaction "Right? That's exactly what I thought! Just imagining it is utterly vile, dattebane!" She reached for him, pulling him back down.
"Tsunade, that shameless woman, spent two evenings trying to convince me. She wants me to at least try teasing him a little. Playing her weird game of seduction, which according to her is some kind of long foreplay before the swinging takes place." Kushina started, before she summarized both of her strange conversations with Tsunade, letting Konohamaru in on every detail of this seduction and teasing game.
"That damn hag!†Konohamaru growled “And I don't want that drooling boob monster anywhere near you.." he muttered, pulling her possessively against his chest.
Kushina giggled at his antics, as she hugged him back lovingly "Well.." she purred into his ear “You know that you would get to do anything you want to Tsunade in return. If you are honest with yourself, Kon-kun, then you have to admit that she is a very beautiful woman." Her voice dropped to a husky whisper, laced with a challenge "And honestly, her body is probably more impressive than mine. Especially with those big cow tits of hers..â€.
"Nonsense!" Konohamaru barked, shaking his head violently "You are always putting yourself down, Kushi-chan! There is no woman on this planet that even comes close to you. Everyone knows that you are the most beautiful, and the number one sexy babe in the whole world, kore!" Konohamaru caressed her cheek gently "Don't ever say that again. The old hag has nothing on you, babe!â€
A warm blush spread across Kushina's cheeks"Thank you, Kon-kun.." she murmured, her eyes softening "I think you are the most handsome, coolest, strongest and dependent man also!" She surged forward, capturing his lips in a deep, possessive kiss that tasted of salt and desperation. It was a claiming, a reassurance of their firm love. Konohamaru responded instantly, his arms wrapping around her, pulling her flush against him. Their tongues tangled for one of their usual tongue wrestling sessions.
After making out for a couple of minutes, Konohamaru stared at her, with a single eyebrow raised "You sounded almost like you were trying to convince me earlier.." he accused teasingly.
Kushina shook her head "No, that wasn't my intention at all. I was just checking to see if you would be into it, considering that you are a self proclaimed super pervert, and I thought something like this would be right up your alley." She gave him a playful poke in the ribs.
Konohamaru chuckled, the tension easing slightly "I guess that's fair." Konohamaru scratched the back of his head "You haven't agreed to anything serious, right? Just that teasing thing?"
"That's right" Kushina nodded "I have not agreed to anything other than to tease Udon-kun a little bit. But even that has been hard for me to do, because I'm not attracted to him at all, and he is so annoying sometimes..." She wrinkled her nose in disgust "Plus, I don't want to act all tempting and lewd with him, at least not unless I get your blessing to do so." She ended with an exaggerated pout.
Konohamaru grinned, pulling her close again "Yeah, thank you for that." His expression hardened slightly "That old hag! Does she really think she can play us like this? Does she not know who she is messing with here!? Not counting the boss, who is in a league of his own, we are Konoha's most notorious pranksters, kore!" A spark of his prankster spirit ignited in his eyes.
Kushina mirrored his mischievous grin "That's right! I have been proud to see you turn her game against her so far, Kon-kun. Watching her get all flustered when you spank that old butt of hers" She leaned in conspiratorially "It would be even funnier if you took it even further. Let her find out what it's like to mess with a real prankster and a super pervert."
"Hehehe†Konohamaru giggled "What I should I do next to that old hag?"
"I don't know, you can think on it.." Kushina said, her smile turning teasing "You are the super pervert, remember?"
"And so are you!" Konohamaru countered, his fingers suddenly darting to her ribs, tickling her mercilessly.
"Admit it already! You are way more perverted than I am! Deep down, you're kinda into the idea of teasing Udon, aren't you?†Konohamaru accused while he continued to tickle her.
Kushina shrieked with laughter, squirming under his tickle attack "Hahaha! Okay, okay, stop it already, dattebane!" Kushina gasped as Konohamaru tickling stopped. Kushina wiped away a few tears due to having laughed too hard "Fine! I admit it! I'm just as much of a super pervert as you are, tebane!" she admitted with rosy cheeks.
Kushina then sighed “And no, I am not into the idea of teasing Udon-kun. In fact just the thought of it makes me want to puke. At least, that was the case, until today. Today was the first time that I gave that teasing thing a try. I just insinuated that he would get a reward if he managed to walk on water, and that reward was that I would be wearing a swimsuit for tomorrow's training session.†Kushina chuckled before she continued “That boob obsessed pervert started drooling, and steam came out of his head, before he got that massive nosebleed. I bet he was imagining some kind of sexy bikini"
Kushina smirked "The thing is, I never told him what kind of swimsuit I was going to wear for him. It sure as hell wasn't going to be the kind that he imagined, that is for damn sure, dattebaneâ€
Kushina laughed “Honestly it was kinda hilarious, and it felt like a prank." Kushina paused for a second, as she smiled at Konohamaru with that sexy smile of hers "I want to at least give it a try, Kon-kun. Try to make it fun. Like a game. But only if you're on board with it too."
Konohamaru frowned at what he heard. He then closed his eyes started imagining Tsunade again, the way her ample breasts had been pressed into his face all day, the deliberate sway of her hips, the knowing smirk she had shot him whenever she caught him staring. He would be lying if he said the thought of fooling around with a legendary beauty like that didn't spark something low in his belly. And to be frank, who is he kidding? He is Sarutobi Konohamaru, a proud super-pervert! Appreciating a sexy babe is practically what he was born for.
"Well..†Konohamaru said scratching the back of his head awkwardly "I guess that old hag is kinda sexy, and she has got nice titties, kore!"
Kushina's lips instantly formed a dramatic pout, her violet eyes narrowing "Hmph! Nice titties?" she huffed, crossing her arms under her own impressive bust, pushing it up pointedly “I see how it is..â€.
Konohamaru chuckled, his expression softening. He reached out and caressed her cheek again "Hey now.." he murmured, his voice warm “Of course yours is better. I'm saying hers are nice for an old hag..â€. Konohamaru said, which had Kushina smile. Instantly, the jealous tension melted from Kushina's frame. She leaned into his touch, a small, genuine smile replacing the pout.
"And about Udon.." Konohamaru sighed "Even though he is a bit of a dork, he is still one of my best friends. He is a boob obsessed nerd, but he is also harmless. Honestly, It might be fun to see him squirm while you tease him. He definitely wouldn't see it coming, kore!" He grinned, picturing it "Show him that killer smile of yours, the one that always gets me going, kore! I bet that nerd will have so many nosebleeds that Granny has to give him a blood transfusion!"
Kushina burst out laughing "You should've seen him today-tebane!" she gasped between giggles. "Like I said earlier, just the mention of me in a swimsuit had him overheating! Little did he know.." she added with a wicked smirk "I'm planning on wearing the most awful, baggy, full-body monstrosity I can find! The least sexy thing imaginable, tebane!" she said, which had Konohamaru roaring with laughter, clutching his stomach.
"That's perfect, kore!" Konohamaru said, showing her a thumbs up "This could actually be fun if we take charge instead, and mess with them instead of playing Granny's stupid game."
Kushina nodded, smiling “Right?†she agreed.
Konohamaru's expression turned serious for a moment "I wouldn't be okay with this if it was anyone else, but if it's Udon or Boss Naruto, who are both like brothers to me, then I guess I'm fine with having a little fun." He looked at Kushina, whose mouth had fallen open in utter shock.
"I mean..†Konohamaru gulped nervously "That is, only if you are okay with it, Kushi-chan! It's totally your decision!"
"And I'm only okay with it if you are" Kushina said slowly, her mind racing even as she smiled reassuringly. Her mind was currently occupied with what Konohamaru had just said, and it was not about Udon or Tsunade, it was him mentioning Naruto.
A forbidden thrill shot through her, hotter and more potent than anything Tsunade's proposition had stirred. She was reminded of her long suppressed taboo attraction for Naruto. Swinging with Naruto? Her own son? The thought sent a jolt through her that was equal parts electric guilt and undeniable, dark excitement. That was something she wouldn't hesitate to agree to. Especially if Anko would be Konohamaru's partner instead of Kurenai or one of Naruto's other recent flings. It would be funny to see that bickering duo, who can't be in the same room for even a minute without insulting each other or starting a fight, end up having to fuck each other as a part of a swingers agreement. Kushina knew that she and Naruto would have so much fun trying to make those two volatile personalities even consider cooperating.
Konohamaru brought Kushina out of her thoughts "I'm not sure about this swinging thing yet.." Konohamaru said with a frown.
"Me neither." Kushina agreed quickly, her nose wrinkling in genuine disgust at the thought of Udon's perverse leer directed at her "I don't think I will ever be ready for that..â€.
"Same" Konohamaru nodded firmly "But the teasing game? Let's give it a shot. Let's show them that it's a bad idea to mess with the best prankster couple in Konoha, kore!" he added with a mischievous grin.
"Count on it, baby!" Kushina responded, surging forward to capture his lips for another kiss. When they broke apart, both slightly breathless, Konohamaru's eyes sparkled with ideas "Oh! And I can help you plan out things to do to mess with Udon! I know exactly what makes you the most beautiful, sexy and irresistible woman in the world!" Konohamaru declared proudly.
Kushina grinned back, matching his energy. "Perfect! I will give you daily updates about what happens at the lake then." She promised "And I will of course also offer you tips on how you can mess with that old bag!" She winked, a spark of pure mischief dancing in her blue eyes.
"Hehehe! This is going to be fun, kore!" Konohamaru giggled.
"Let's give them hell, dattebane!" Their mischievous smiles locked, a silent pact forged between them, and somehow they felt closer to each other than ever. They leaned in, sealing the agreement with a kiss that tasted of shared secrets and impending chaos. When they finally pulled apart, they wished each other a good night, before falling asleep while embracing.
The next day, at the training grounds with Konohamaru, Tsunade and the real Kushina, a spar had already begun between Konohamaru and Tsunade. Kushina's clones had once again taken Udon and Moegi to two different locations, far away from their usual training ground, with Moegi training in the forest, while Udon is once again training at that lake. Tsunade's outfit for the day consists of a black sports bra, which strained against her massive bust. She also wore a pair of tiny denim shorts, of the short shorts kind.
Konohamaru found it hard to concentrate during the spar, because he had never seen Tsunade wear a skimpy outfit like this before. “God damn, I hate to admit it, but she is pretty damn hot, for a granny that is..†Konohamaru thought while he dodged a punch, a punch that Tsunade had allowed him to dodge of course.
"Getting distracted, brat?" Tsunade taunted, shifting her weight, making her cleavage jiggle enticingly "Not bad for a granny, right?†she said with a laugh.
"Not at all, you hag!" Konohamaru shot back, adopting a cocky stance, though his gaze lingered on her slim waist and those shorts"Just wondering if those shorts are gonna burst at the seams if you actually move, Granny! There is no way they can contain your fat old Granny ass, kore!†Konohamaru yelled, while pointing and laughing at her.
Kushina joined in, as her laugh echoed across the clearing "Get her, Kon-kun!" she encouraged happily.
Tsunade’s eyes narrowed, but a flicker of amusement danced in them "You cheeky little brat.." she purred, launching herself forward in a blur of motion. Their sparring intensified, with a whirlwind of blocked strikes, swift kicks, and near-misses. Konohamaru fought with fierce determination, but Tsunade’s legendary strength and speed were overwhelming, and that is even though she is holding back to avoid killing him with one blow. With a grunt of effort, she feinted left, then swept his legs, slamming him hard onto his back, the air whooshing out of his lungs. She planted a sandaled foot lightly on his chest, leaning over him, her breasts perilously close to his face.
"Do you yield, Konohamaru-kun?" Tsunade asked with a cocky smirk.
“I yield, baa-chan..†Konohamaru said in a defeated manner.
Tsunade walked away with a sway in her hips, glancing back at Konohamaru with a victorious smirk, happier with the fact that Konohamaru's eyes are lingering on her backside, rather than her winning the spar.
Kushina ran up to Konohamaru, kneeling down beside him. She leaned in to whisper into his ear "Kon-kun! Enough playing nice! Go full super pervert on her, dattebane! Show this old hag what the 'bane' of the academy is capable of! Unleash that perverted beast who runs around and smacks everyone's ass, just like Ino-chan have told me that you used to do! Don't look away, don't shy away! Grab her! Hug her! Spank that legendary ass! You even have my permission to grab those legendary tits if you want!" Kushina grinned wickedly "Make that shameless woman regret ever messing with us, dattebane!"
Konohamaru’s eyes widened for a second, before he matched her grin “You can count on me, babe!" he said before jumping up on his feet again.
Tsunade straightened, hands on her hips, her gaze sharpening suspiciously as Kushina retreated with an innocent smile "What are the two of you whispering about?" she demanded, her voice laced with suspicion.
"Nothing!" Kushina chirped, her tone dripping playful sweetness "Right, Kon-kun?"
"Yeah!" Konohamaru laughed, bouncing lightly on the balls of his feet, his eyes locked onto Tsunade with unnerving intensity "Nothing you need to worry about, you witch!"
"That's it!" Tsunade roared, her patience snapping "Break's over! Time for another spar!" She lunged, aiming a powerful jab at his ribs.
Suddenly, Konohamaru didn't dodge. Instead, he sidestepped into her charge, his arms shooting out not to block, but to wrap around her waist in a crushing bear hug. His face buried itself shamelessly between her magnificent breasts “Hehehe, nice tits, you old hag, kore!â€.
Tsunade froze, completely stunned and in a state of pure disbelief, wondering how insane Konohamaru really is to do this to her of all people.
"You damn..†She started, clenching her fist “Get off me, you perverted little brat!" she tried, but er protest died as Konohamaru’s hands slid down, so that he could land two hard slaps on her buttocks. *SMACK! SMACK!* The sound echoed across the clearing. She was once again stunned, and her body frozen. Before she could react, his hands shot upwards, cupping her breasts firmly through the thin fabric of her sports bra, squeezing with bold appreciation.
"Yeah, these tits are not bad at all, kore!†Konohamaru laughed as he juggled her tits with his hands “You might be ancient as fuck, but your tits are fucking prime, kore!â€.
A choked gasp escaped Tsunade's mouth “The gall on this brat!†she thought in disbelief. Her shock changed into something else, a pleasant thrill surged through her, since she secretly enjoyed this. His bravery was what stunned her, and his utter lack of fear of a violent reprimanding.
Tsunade cleared her throat, before putting on an angry frown as she faced him "You insolent brat!" she barked at him, with an amused smile.
Konohamaru grinned wickedly, as he continued to fondle her breasts, wanting to make the most out of this rare opportunity. He couldn't know if he would ever get a chance like this again in the future "I'm just getting started, Granny! I need to inspect the merchandise, kore!†he exclaimed with a giggle.
A low moan, escaped Tsunade’s lips, as she pressed herself closer to him. She started grinding against his groin, her body moving on instinct, as she was losing herself to lust. Konohamaru couldn't possibly know how horny he was making Tsunade by doing this to her, since nothing gets her more excited than a mischievous and bold brat like him.
"You got guts, brat.." she breathed, her voice thick and husky.
"Oh? You haven't seen anything yet!" Konohamaru growled, as he continued to knead her breast roughly with one hand, while he let the other travel downwards to grab her butt.
“Mmh†Tsunade bit her lip, while continuing to grind against him.
Meanwhile, Kushina who was seeing all of this transpire right before her eyes, had turned completely red in anger, and she was pouting in jealousy.
“This isn't just teasing!†Kushina thought with her cheeks puffed out “This is more like foreplay, tebane!†with those thoughts in mind, Kushina grabbed a few small stones, nothing bigger than a small pebble. She then threw them at Tsunade, wanting to force her away from her man.
“Ow!†Tsunade whined as she let go of Konohamaru, rubbing her shoulder where one of Kushina's stones had hit her “What was that for?†she asked, while frowning at Kushina.
Kushina in turn was stomping over towards them with slow and hard steps, which created holes within the grassy ground beneath her with every step "Hey! You damn hag!" Kushina roared, her face crimson, fists clenched at her sides "Get your nasty hands off of my Kon-kun! That's taking things too far!â€.
Tsunade scurried away while sweating in fear “K-Kushina.. He started it†she said in her defense.
“You started it, you shameless woman!†Kushina roared, before launching several more stones towards Tsunade, who fled into the safety of the forest, wanting to get away from the berserking Uzumaki, who Tsunade knew had every right to be pissed off.
Konohamaru burst out laughing, clutching his stomach as he watched Tsunade scramble away like a scared deer “Hahaha, look at that wimp! She is terrified of you, kore!" The sheer absurdity of the legendary Sannin fleeing from tiny rocks thrown by a jealous lover was priceless.
Kushina stormed over, still fuming, but a reluctant grin tugged at her lips seeing Tsunade’s panic. She grabbed Konohamaru’s arm possessively “Kon-kun is mine!†she declared loudly, hoping that Tsunade would hear her "Don't you forget it, dattebane!".
Meanwhile, at the lake, Udon continued to struggle when it comes to his water walking training. It's been three hours since they started, and he has still to make any progress. Kushina's clone that is with him was starting to get bored of this, and thought she could at least try to encourage him a little bit. With a sigh, she forced herself to smile at him.
"Come on, Udon-kun!" Kushina called out "Focus your chakra! Remember the reward that is waiting for you!" she added with an eye wink.
“I'm trying..†Udon said in a dejected tone.
"Remember, it's the same deal as yesterday. If you can walk on water for a whole ten minutes today, then you get to see me in a swimsuit!â€.
“Really? Even though I failed yesterday?†Udon asked in a hopeful tone.
Kushina nodded, smiling brightly at him in a way that made Udon blush “Yeah, and that is just the first reward. There are many such rewards awaiting you if you can get your act together and start making some progress already!â€
Udon's blush intensified, as he pointed at Kushina with determination “Kushina-sensei! There is no need for such rewards. You are my jounin teacher and more importantly, you are the mother of our great boss, Naruto-sama! You are also the esteemed wife of the Hokage! You shouldn’t…†Udon lowered his head in shame “You shouldn’t lower yourself to promise such rewards to someone like me. I am just a simple pleb, and a disgusting worm with a boob obsession.." He gestured helplessly at himself, while his gaze instinctively focused on Kushina's cleavage, as if on queue.
Kushina sighed and shook her head, wondering why she was even doing this.
"Udon-kun, listen up, tebane!†She said in a stern tone putting her hands on her hips “I am not doing this for fun. This is to help you get rid of your disgusting obsession of staring at women's busts!â€.
Udon lowered his head and bowed “I know, I'm sorry for being so pathetic, Kushina-sensei!†he apologized.
“Look at me when I talk to you, and stop interrupting†Kushina said with a scoff, which had Udon straighten himself up, his eyes once again focusing in on Kushina's delicious looking titties.
Kushina rolled her eyes at him, knowing exactly where he was staring “Like I was saying, I am not doing this for fun. These rewards that I am offering you, inappropriate and weird as they may be, is part of an ancient teaching method!†she explained.
“Ancient teaching method?†Udon questioned with wide eyes.
Kushina nodded “Yes. It is a method that female teachers has applied on their perverted and obsessive students for millennia, in order to correct their degenerate behavior. These rewards are all a part of that teaching method, and they are supposed to help you focus! I am going to help you turn your disgusting perversions into solid discipline instead, dattebane!†Kushina said with a wry grin.
“Is that..†Udon asked in awe “Is that really possible? Even for a boob obsessed creep like myself!?†he asked in a hopeful tone. While he doubted he would never stop admiring big nice titties, he thought it wouldn't hurt if he at least could keep himself from leering at any beautiful woman with a big set. After all, it has gotten him into a lot of trouble in the past, and in the present.
“Yes, it is possible, and I will make sure to correct you†Kushina said with a nod “Remember, these rewards, are only about helping you overcome your fixation!" She placed a hand dramatically over her heart.
"Honestly, this shameless training method is a lot harder for me than it is for you. I wouldn't normally do something like this, but since you are my precious student, I am willing to go this far in order to help you. So stop complaining and start applying yourself already, dattebane!"
Udon saluted her “Y-yes, Kushina-sensei!†he answered, tears of pride and joy coming out of his eyes, thinking that Kushina is a wonderful sensei who is willing to go so far for an undeserving failure like himself.
“Yosh!†Udon called out in determination, before running up to the edge of the water, giving it another try. Kushina watched him with her left eyebrow twitching in disbelief.
“Isn't he supposed to be the smart one?†Kushina questioned inwardly “There is no way he actually bought that bullshit story, right?â€.
The answer would be yes, yes he bought every word of it. For the next half an hour, Udon gave it his all, and focused on the task at hand, and now he had finally managed to stand on the surface of the water. Now that he got the hang of it, everything else became easy as well. He begun to run shakily across the lake’s surface for a full ten minutes without sinking.
“Has ten minutes passed yet, Kushina-sensei?†Udon asked in a hopeful tone.
“It has..†Kushina said as she walked up to him "You did it, dattebane!" She surprised him by throwing her arms around him, pulling him into her for a hug. The hug didn't last long, as Udon didn't even have time to blink before it was over, but her action still surprised him greatly. He could only stare at her wide eyed, his mouth open even wider, as she was now staring back at him with a smile that made him blush, due to how pretty she looked. That only served to make him even more confused with her behavior, because Kushina has never hugged him before, and she doesn't really smile at him either. Kushina usually only looks at him with expressions of disgust and disappointment, which Udon can't blame her for, considering that he is always leering at her chest. The hug surprised him even more though, since things like hugs, cuddles and so on, has always been reserved for Moegi, Konohamaru and of course, Naruto.
“What's wrong? Aren't you happy that you finally did it?†Kushina asked.
“Uh, no I'm very happy..†Udon said scratching the back of his head, while thinking that Kushina's change of behavior must have something to do with that ancient training method.
Kushina grinned at him "Now! For your reward!" She performed a quick hand sign. A puff of smoke enveloped her clone. When it cleared, Udon’s jaw dropped for a second, before his expression changed into one of pure and utter outrage.
Instead of the skimpy bikini he had pictured Kushina wearing, she now stood clad in a monstrosity. It was a baggy, bright orange, full-body suit made of thick, quilted material. It was complete with a high neck, long sleeves, and legs that ended in flipper-like feet. It looked like a discarded deep-sea diving suit crossed with a radioactive pumpkin. Not an inch of skin was visible.
"You!" Udon sputtered, pointing a shaking finger at her"You tricked me! That’s not a swimsuit, that’s a fucking disgrace! It’s not sexy at all!â€.
“Who said anything about sexy?†Kushina countered, her hands resting on her hips “You pervert!â€.
Udon lowered his head and gritted his teeth in anger. He didn't even want to look at her when she is wearing that monstrosity.
"I promised a swimsuit! This is a swimsuit! A very practical and modest one at that! See?" She gestured grandly at the bulky suit "It covers everything! Perfect for training and sparring!â€.
“It's a damn disgrace, sensei!†Udon barked at her angrily, gritting his teeth.
“Quiet!†Kushina reprimanded angrily, which had Udon shiver in fear, remembering just who he was talking to.
Kushina pointed at him, while grinning wickedly “You are just a shameless brat who expected something indecent!" She stuck her tongue out at him "Serves you right for having such dirty thoughts about your sensei! You stupid perv!â€.
Udon’s fists clenched “All that motivation for nothing..†he spoke through gritted teeth before glaring at Kushina “You lied, sensei!†he accused.
"Lied?" Kushina let out a snort "I said that I would wear a swimsuit, and I delivered. Your filthy imagination is what has gotten you disappointed, Udon-kun. Maybe that is the problem you need to work on, dattebane!" She poked his chest hard "Focus less on my hypothetical cleavage and more on your training!"
They glared at each other for a tense moment , with Udon vibrating with indignant frustration, Kushina radiating triumphant mischief. Slowly, the absurdity of the situation seeped in. Udon’s shoulders slumped first, a reluctant chuckle escaping him as he wiped his fogged glasses. "Fine" he muttered "You win this round, sensei.. But that suit is an eyesore."
Kushina’s grin softened into something warmer, almost conspiratorial. She leaned in, her voice dropping to a husky whisper that sent an unexpected shiver down Udon’s spine despite the ridiculous outfit.
"Okay, I get it. Maybe I was a little harsh. Tell you what…" Her eyes sparkled with renewed mischief "How would you like to earn yourself a real reward? No tricks this time." She stepped back and struck a mock combat stance.
"All you have to do is land a single hit on me when we spar. If you can do that, then I will wear something much nicer than this monstrosity or whatever you call it. Something that is actually pleasant to look at.†Kushina eye winked at him “I promise, dattebane!â€.
Udon’s exhaustion vanished, replaced by a surge of adrenaline “Pleasant to look at? From Kushina-sensei?†he thought, having already forgotten all about her trickery, in favor of focusing on the next exciting reward. His gaze flickered instinctively towards her chest before he snapped it back to her face, a determined glint behind his lenses.
"Deal!†he said firmly, adjusting his glasses.
Kushina laughed, liking his confidence "Come on, Ero-gaki! Show me what you got, dattebane!â€.
With that their spar begun, and that was the start of a series of many one sided spars, where Udon wasn't able to land a single hit. That continued for the rest of the day, with Udon not making any further progress today. He did get a good workout though. As for Konohamaru? Well, after trying something similar with Tsunade later that day, all he had earned himself was a black eye, which Tsunade refused to heal.
That night, after doing the deed for a couple of hours, Tsunade and Udon are cuddling on the bed inside of Udon's hotel room, basking in the afterglow. Although, Tsunade has sensed a disturbance in the force, due to Udon laying there, staring at the ceiling while pouting.
“Is something wrong, Udon-kun?†Tsunade asked.
"She tricked me!" Udon spoke through gritted teeth.
Tsunade chuckled “Are you still upset about that 'orange monstrosity', or whatever you called it?â€.
“Yeah, it pissed me right off!†Udon said with an angry huff.
"Well get used to it, that's a classic Kushina prank†Tsunade said while kissing his cheek “But why are you still upset, you are here with me now?â€.
Udon shifted uncomfortably, pushing his fogged glasses up his nose. "It's not just the suit, Tsunade-chan" he mumbled, staring fixedly at a water stain on the ceiling "She was hinting at other rewards, and she even hugged me. She has never done that before.. She also said that she was doing all of this because of some ancient teaching method. It is apparently an effective teaching method for correcting perverts like myself.â€.
Tsunade had to cover her mouth to hide her giggles when she heard that.
“It's not right, Tsunade-chan! She shouldn't have to do that for someone like me. She is the boss's mom! The Hokage's wife! And I'm just a nerd with a sleazy boob obsession..†Udon said in a dejected tone.
Tsunade's laughter was sudden, rich and throaty, filling the small room. She propped herself up on an elbow, her magnificent breasts swaying with the movement.
"Oh, Udon-kun, listen to me. You're not just some nerd, You're brilliant!†Tsunade smiled “So what if you are a little bit obsessed?†she asked, as her thumb brushed his lower lip "Maybe Kushina sees what I see in you. Maybe she has noticed what a horny stud you are." Her teeth grazed his earlobe. "Remember, you need to be confident, brat!†she encouraged.
Udon swallowed hard, his gaze flickering nervously between her intense eyes and her big jiggling titties "There is no way that's true, Tsunade-chan. After all, she said it's all just an ancient method! It's for discipline, and a way to channel lust into focus!" he protested weakly.
Suddenly, Tsunade's playful expression vanished. Her eyes narrowed, the amusement replaced by a sharp, calculating seriousness. The air in the room seemed to chill. Udon froze, sweat beading instantly on his forehead. Had he angered her? Disrespected her or Kushina? He wondered worriedly.
"If that training method is what I think it is.." Tsunade started in a serious tone, causing Udon to gulp "Then you need to take this very seriously, Udon-kun." She explained.
“So it is real, this ancient training method?†Udon asked with wide eyes.
Tsunade nodded "It's very real, and it's also an incredibly dangerous training method. Highly unorthodox choice, even for Kushina. It relies entirely on absolute trust and teamwork between teacher and student." Her hand rested firmly on his shoulder, she stared at him intently "You must do exactly what Kushina instructs you to do. No questioning her, no hesitation. She is putting herself through all of this for your sake, do you understand?â€.
Udon's eyes widened behind his glasses. The sudden shift in Tsunade's demeanor was terrifying. He had seen this scary side of her before, but never directed at himself "Y-yes, Tsunade-chan! I will obey Kushina-sensei completely! No more complaints!"
Tsunade held the intense gaze for a heartbeat longer, then the tension dissolved like mist. A warm, genuine smile spread across her face as she snuggled back against him, nestling her head on his shoulder “That's the spirit, brat..†she murmured, her voice soft again, fingers tracing idle patterns on his chest.
She closed her eyes, a satisfied sigh escaping her lips “Does he really believe that shit? He's smarter than that†She thought in amusement “Kushina is playing along beautifully so far, teasing him just right. This is perfect!†she thought with a smile, just before sleep claimed her.
An hour later, in Konohamaru's hotel room, Konohamaru’s thrust his hips one final time, before pulling out of Kushina's mouth, which he had spent the last fifteen minutes face fucking.
“Cum in my face, baby!†Kushina encouraged, sticking her tongue out.
“It's coming, kore!†Konohamaru exclaimed, before thick ropes of pearly cum splattered across Kushina’s flushed face. Kushina let out a delighted moan, before her tongue darted out, eagerly catching the salty streams trickling down her cheeks towards her lips. She licked slowly, deliberately, savoring the taste, a blissful smile spreading beneath the glistening mess.
"Mmhm, I love the taste of your cum, Kon-kun.." she sighed, her voice thick with satisfaction and exhaustion. They are both incredibly tired, even though it's just 1 AM, and they usually go at it a lot longer than that. The reason is that they are both in need of catching up on sleep, due to their long days of training, along with their long nights of love making.
Kushina shifted, wiping some stray cum from her eye with the back of her hand, which she then brought to her mouth to suck it all up. Konohamaru collapsed beside her, breathing hard, a sheen of sweat coating his bare chest. He watched her clean her face, a familiar warmth blooming in his chest alongside the fatigue.
"So.." Konohamaru started, putting his arm around her "How did things go with Udon today?"
Kushina chuckled "That dork! You should have seen him when my clone transformed and wore that ugly swimsuit I showed you earlier. He was so disappointed that he even started talking back to me with some attitude†she laughed.
“Hehehe, serves him right!†Konohamaru grinned from ear to ear.
“Then when I said that I'm going to have more rewards in store for him, he starting making such a fuss over me being the mother of the great boss, and being the honorary wife of the hokage and bla bla bla...†Kushina shook her head while she chuckled “If he cared about that in the first place, then he wouldn't be leering at my chest like that all the time.â€.
“Yeah, but I kinda get what he means†Konohamaru said scratching the back of his head with his free hand "Put yourself in his position, Kushi-chan. Or in mine, before we started fucking and stuff!†Konohamaru said with a grin "Think about it. You are Naruto-nii's mom, and he is our almighty boss! Our idol! You are also the Hokage’s wife, a hokage who is thought of by many as the strongest hokage of all time! And to top it all of you are also our sensei! If you combine all of those things, that's like hitting the forbidden fruit jackpot, kore!".
“Eheh..†Kushina laughed awkwardly “I guess I never thought of it like that.â€.
He leaned closer, smiling mischievously in a way that made Kushina shiver in delight, wondering what kind of trouble her brilliant boyfriend had cooked up now "Remind him of all those things! Remind him how wrong it is for him to lust after you" A sly grin spread across his face"I bet it will drive that degenerate boob obsessed pervert absolutely wild, even if he whines about it. He probably gets turned on by the taboo of it all, kore!â€.
Kushina’s eyes sparkled with wicked comprehension. She kissed his cheek "You’re brilliant, Kon-kun. Absolutely brilliant, dattebane!" Her fingers trailed down his stomach. "
“Now as for you, you keep working on Tsunade. Get even bolder with her, and show her what a mistake she made when she decided to mess with us..†Her voice was a low purr. "Show her what a stud my Kon-kun really is."
Konohamaru grinned, puffing out his chest slightly "Leave it to me, babe." He wrapped his arms around her, pulling her tight against him “Good night, babe!â€.
“Good night†Kushina nestled her head into the crook of his neck, her breathing already slowing"I love you, Kon-kun" she mumbled sleepily.
"Love you too, Kushi-chan." Konohamaru whispered back, pressing a kiss to her temple. And with that, the couple of pranksters drifted off to sleep. The games had finally begun, and they had only just started playing with their opponents. Will Tsunade and Udon be ready for them tomorrow?
Authors Note: That's the end of chapter 63. With this chapter, the teasing game has begun for real. Only time will tell if the teasing game will lead to something more. The next few chapters should also be focusing on Team Kushina and Tsunade, and the teasing game will continue. The only way that wouldn't be the case, would be if I wrote a chapter that focuses on the characters back in Konoha. Those chapters will come at some point anyhow, and they will mainly focus on Hinata this time around, with maybe a little cameo from Ino. As for the Wave mission? I'm thinking that I will get back to that sometime after I have caught you up with what has happened back in Konoha during all of this time. There are still some unfinished business in Wave to take care of, especially when it comes to Sakura. There will be an explanation of her “clumsy†behavior at some point.