Everybody Loves Sasuke

Disclaimer: We don't own the characters. Masashi Kishimoto does. We just make them do naughty things.

Week 1 – Friday

The floor was not the most comfortable of places to wake up, but none the less Sasuke forced himself into a sitting position in the middle of the floor and used his left hand to massage the small of his back. With a groan, Sasuke stood and made his way towards the washroom. He needed a shower badly.

Just as Sasuke was about to turn the hot water on, there was knock on the front door. Sasuke decided that he didn't feel like dealing with Lee right now so he ignored the knock, hoping Lee would just leave.

Unfortunately, Lee's determination was as high as ever today and he began to insistently bang on the door.

"Sasuke, I'm here! Please let me in!" he called loudly.

Sasuke continued to ignore him and stepped into the shower as soon as the water was warm enough.

"Is this some sort of test, Sasuke? Well then, I shall succeed! I will wait here until you come to me!" He declared loud enough for all of Konoha hear him.

Sasuke just rolled his eyes and began to try and wash the stench of Itachi off of him. He was now confident Lee would at least stay quiet for awhile. He was in the shower for no more than five minutes when Lee was knocking yet again, however he still felt he was not clean enough and so he continued to stand under the steaming hot jet of water. After another minute there was silence again. It stayed that way for a short time until a noise startled Sasuke at the bathroom window. He jumped and dropped the soap. While trying to regain his footing he stepped on it, slipped, and fell on his already sore ass.

Looking up at the window, he could see the upside-down face of Lee. He quickly grabbed a towel to cover up his manhood, before closing the curtains. It was clear Lee was not leaving anytime soon so Sasuke turned off the water and slipped on a robe before opening the window.

"Are you okay, Sasuke?" Lee asked, "That looked painful."

"I'm fine," Sasuke said with a scowl.

Lee made a move to come in through the window. Sasuke slammed the glass shut causing Lee's head to collide with it, "Use the door like a normal person," he said through the window.

Sasuke left the bathroom and went to meet Lee at the front door. He opened the door and allowed Lee entrance.

"Oh, I'm so glad I'm not the only one that practices inside!" Lee said excitedly making reference to the holes in the wall left behind by Itachi's kunai.

"I wasn't… never mind," Sasuke said, preferring not to relive yesterday's events.

He escorted Lee to the living room.

"Stay there!" Sasuke said sternly once Lee sat down. "I need to finish my shower." With that said, Sasuke left.

Lee remained where he was for a few moments after he heard the water begin to run again. He quietly made his way down the hall towards the washroom. Sasuke had gotten slightly careless leaving the door unlocked. Lee silently opened the door just enough to make out Sasuke's wet profile in the shower. The sight was enough to arouse anyone privileged enough to see it. He stood there in awe, unable to turn away, not that he wanted to. He was distracted, however, when Sasuke turned the water off and so he quickly made his way back to the living room before he could be caught.

When Sasuke re-entered the living room fully clothed, he immediately took notice of the raging hard-on that Lee's horrendous outfit couldn't hide.

"Look Lee... it's been a rough week and right now really isn't a good time, perhaps we can arrange something for another day?"

It didn't look like Lee was paying attention however, as he sub-consciously licked his lips.

Sasuke was barely able to repress a shudder as he tried again. "After all Lee, I really don't think you're exactly... what I'm looking for."

Suddenly Lee snapped out of it and before Sasuke could blink he found Lee holding him from behind. Within moments Sasuke found himself bound and tied to his own bed.

"I think I'm exactly what you're looking for," he said and presented what Sasuke assumed was meant to be a charming smile.

This time Sasuke did shudder involuntarily. Binding him were the bandages that Lee usually wore on his arms. Sasuke was lying on his stomach as Lee began to remove the clothing that he had just put on. This was not done with the usual speed that Lee possessed. Instead it was done slowly and carefully, Lee was even taking his time to fold everything neatly after it had been removed. He took special care with is own clothing and placed it in a separate pile from Sasuke's own clothes.

Once they were both completely bare, Lee straddled Sasuke's lower legs and put an arm on the underside of his hip. He was able to pull Sasuke into a kneeling position, letting the other hand wander to stroke Sasuke manhood until he was hard.

Sasuke, despite the hand stroking him with what seemed to be expert precision, was finding it rather difficult to become aroused.

"Stop this, Lee," Sasuke said trying to sound calm and failing miserably. After the last few days, he was really not in the best of shape and not in the best position to fight back.

Lee was perplexed by this turn of events. He couldn't understand why Sasuke didn't find this act pleasurable. It was time to pull out the big guns, so to speak.

He leaned in and used his tongue to massage the spot just under the ball sack, causing a sharp intake of breath to come from Sasuke and at the same time making his cock to spring to life.

Lee wanted to smile at his triumph but found it rather hard to do with his current task. Once he was confident Sasuke was aroused enough, he used his own saliva to prepare Sasuke. Lee found that Sasuke was looser than he expected him to be when he placed a third finger inside him, causing a small moan to escape Sasuke's lips. After determining that he was ready, Lee used a mixture of his and Sasuke's pre-cum to coat his own cock so that it would slide in smoother.

Lee plunged himself into Sasuke quickly as to minimize the pain. He held still only for a moment before starting a steady pace of thrusting in and out. When he could feel himself approaching his climax he sped up, wanting Sasuke to climax with him.

It didn't work and Lee climaxed alone. However he was determined not to leave Sasuke unsatisfied and he stroked him to completion.

Sasuke was spent once again, against his will. He found he couldn't move, even after Lee untied him. He lay on the bed, looking off to the side as Lee re-dressed himself. It was really no surprise to him that Lee went commando. Before Lee left, he came over and whispered in his ear.

"Don't dismiss me so easily," he said and kissed Sasuke's lips tenderly, "I'm sure I'll be back," He finished with a wink and exited the room.

Sasuke shuddered once again. There was no way Lee would be back.

~Lesser Evil says: Sorry Sasuke, but I had to G.E. was going to kill be if I didn't...

Sasuke- Glares

L.E.: Fine then, be that way, it was your fault for dropping the soap…. Sorry to all out reviewers, I have some real issues with Lee but please Review and forgive me……. Look G.E. No Japanese terms in this chapter :P

~Greater Evil says: Glad you're traumatized, L.E. ...I'll make you a Lee fan yet. I've got a nice start on the next chapter. Lee will be back if I have anything to stay about it...

Sasuke- Fuck you, G.E.

G.E.- Watch what you say. I've got the next chapter and you know who it is.

Sasuke- O__O;; Shit.