A Completely Different Fanfiction

DISCLAIMER: I don't own Naruto or any other anime that has ever been published. It sucks knowing this too. Oh well. At least I get to write fanfictions!

A/N: Sorry. No lemons in this chapter.

It's morning now. Rock Lee woke up and found his boyfriend in his arms, so he kissed him on the foreheand and held him closer. Naruto began to stir and woke up to see Lee smiling gently at him. "Good morning, stranger," said Naruto, smiling back. Lee chuckled inside and kissed him. Both of the boys started the morning with a little make out session before a knock on the bedroom door was heard. 'Oh, shit! Neji!' they both thought, 'I hope we didn't wake him up last night!' Lee jumped out the bed and put on his underware and opened the door. On the other side was a smiling Neji, who said, "Good morning, okama twins."

'He knows..' both boys thought as they began to blush. Naruto, who was still nude, finally got the balls to say, "Yeah, well we're not the only okama in here because you were spanking the monkey while you were watching us, you hentai bastard! You thought I didn't see you?" He smiled at this point, "Yeah, he probably was thinking about joining us, dattebayo!"

Rock Lee looked from Neji and Naruto with an expression of pure shock and blushed harder. Neji blushed almost as hard, hearning this.

"Neji? Is this true?" asked Lee.

"Naruto, if you tell ANYONE about this, you will not see the light of tomorrow when I'm through with you," Neji replied, looking at the blonde angrily. Naruto gulped. "I'm taking a shower. You two can just go on ahead and finish making out." He walked towards the bathroom and shut the door.

"He really did see us, Fuzzy Eyebrows," Naruto told Lee. He crawled on top of his bed over to the older boy and put his arms around him. He began to kiss him on the cheek, then Lee turned his head to kiss him on the lips. "Did you tell anybody about us?"

*Rock Lee's POV*

"No. Neji is the only one I know of us, as far as I know," I replied.

"Kakashi-sensei knows. That bastard watched us two nights ago and early this morning. I wouldn't be shocked if he saw us last night. He also had the nerve to tell Ero-sennin and Iruka-sensei too!" Naruto-kun said annoyed.

'I knew it...' I thought. I had the feeling that while we won't know how or where, Kakashi-sensei will find out. Naruto-kun assured me with warnings about his sensei's fetish for porn and smut. And now one of the legendary sannin know?! How embarrasing! I blushed harder as I pulled Naruto closer to me. I turned to look at him and asked, "Who else knows about the Kyuubi?"

He was a bit surprised when I asked this, and said, "All of the adults. None of the other gennin know."

"If it's too uncomfortable to talk about, I won't tell anyone," I assured him. I really meant it, too.

He smiles at me and responds with a kiss. I return it, but we stop when Neji is finished in the bathroom. He's wearing nothing but a towel and carrying his clothes in one hand. He looks at the both of us and said, "I'm done. You two can do whatever you want."

Naruto coyly asks, "Why? Are you gonna watch us and jerk off again?"

Neji answered with a deathly glare at him. Naruto sticks his tongue out at him and blew a raspberry. I just blush and said, "I'll just go take a shower. Do you want to join me, Naruto-kun?" Without missing a beat, he followed me into the bathroom, while staring and smiling suspiciously at my teammate. If I didn't call out to him, he would've walked into the wall. I closed the door. He turns on the hot water and the shower and steps in. I take off my boxers and join him.

*Naruto's POV*

The water just feels really good. This is what I'm thinking as I'm cleaning myself up. Fuzzy Eyebrows wets himself and begins washing himself, and he stops to wash my back for me, kissing me while he does it. When we both rinse off together. He looks at me and said, "Should we tell everybody about us?"

"And have Kakashi-sensei and Ero-sennin try to give us tips again? No thanks," I said. I put my arms around him. He agreed, after I said that. We got towels and began to dry ourselves and each other off.

After we all were dressed. Fuzzy Eyebrows surprised us by voluntarily cooking breakfast. And it was really good! We all decided to meet up with Tenten to train again. As soon as we got to the training grounds, she greeted us with a smile. "Neji! Lee! Naruto!" Suprisingly enough, Thick Brows-sensei was there too! He gave us a speech about how training is youthful, and to tell you the truth, it's bugging the hell out of me. I train with the three of them, and they all complimented me saying that my training with Ero-sennin was paying off.

Neji asked me, "Did you train with him before the second round of the Chuunin exams?"

I answer back, "Yeah. He taught me the Rasengan and I know the summoning technique." His eyes opened a bit wider.

"I heard that the Rasengan was the Fourth's attack. Jiraiya-sama had taught it to him."

"Tsunade-baa-chan told me the same thing. When I was first learning it, she thought that I couldn't do it, but I showed her!"

"I wouldn't blamer her..."

"Who asked you?!"

"As I was saying, that's a difficult technique. You're compressing chakra into a ball, trying not to release it, but at the same time, keeping it contained long enough for a planned attack."

"It's not easy."

"I bet it wasn't." We were interrupted by Tenten, who said, "Hey, Naruto! I didn't know that Jiraiya-sama taught you that technique himself! That must've been really cool."

"It took forever to get him to teach me. He was so busy doing research for those stupid perverted books," I said.

"Oh yeah. I forgot about those. Is that what Kakashi reads?" asked Thick Brows sensei.

"Yeah, and it's so stupid. What kind of loser gets entertained from that crap anyway?" I asked. Thick Brows-sensei was trying not to laugh, and failing miserably. Tenten and Fuzzy Eyebrows were a little more successful. Neji succeeded. I finally got up and said, "Well, I'm going to eat."

"Ichiraku again, Naruto?" asked Tenten.

"Of course!" I said as I walked off. I waved goodbye to them all and headed towards my favorite ramen stand in Konoha. I was greeted by the owner, his daughter, Ayame, and Iruka-sensei.

"Naruto, would you like a bowl of pork ramen?" Iruka-sensei asked smiling. Hopefully he forgot everything that Kakashi-sensei told him. However, he didn't. "When did you and Rock Lee decide to get together?"

I blushed. "Um... I don't know. It just kinda happened."

"Sakura ditched the both of you?"

"She still has feelings for Sasuke," I said sadly. We both had gotten our bowls of ramen and I cheered up. "Itadakimasu!" I shouted before eating. I liked eating here with Iruka-sensei.

"So, was Kakashi right about you two?" After hearing that, I started choking on a mouthfull of ramen noodles, but Iruka-sensei had saved me. After letting me breathe, I began to eat again. He looked at me, concerned, and said, "You didn't answer my question."

"He saw us kiss! So what?" I said, finally getting ticked off.

"He told me you two did more than just that."

I finally gave up and said, "We did..." He was shocked when I said this. He was speechless. I don't blame him. Of all people, I fell for Fuzzy Eyebrows. Both of us were jilted by Sakura-chan, so everything went in the direction of "dumped boyfriends, unite!" or something like that. Who would have known that we'd be in my apartment having sex? Last night started to come back to mind, and I smiled a bit. Iruka-sensei sighed.

*Rock Lee's POV*

Naruto is out eating ramen, while I'm headed toward the Hokage's office with Gai-sensei, for another check up. When I got there I was greeted by the same medic nin, who tortured me last time. Go figure. She comes up to me and said, "You seem to be recovering just fine. However, I did figure out why you weren't walking normally." I gulped at this. Gai-sensei was more than interested, "Tell me! Is it his injuries? Is it something terrible?"

"He has substained minor injuries, and it's only terrible if you see it that way," she replied. I slapped myself in the forehead. She asked me, "Lee, are you having anal sex?" There it is... and right in front of Gai-sensei.

"Whaa.....? Lee likes that girl, Sakura! There's no way he'd..."

I finally said something, "Um, yeah..."

Gai-sensei made a HUGE scene in the room. I'm sure anybody within 5 meters could here him when he said this, "Lee! You've given up on Sakura and started chasing after men?!" I nodded. "My Lee! He may not have had luck with the ladies, but he has discovered the magic of shounen-ai!" WTF?

I'm actually feeling pretty good. Gai-sensei accepted it! "Gai-sensei! Thank you for being so accepting!! Shounen-ai is a beautiful thing!!" I said with tears welling up in my eyes, until he punched me in the face. Again, WTF?! The medic nin looked at us as if we were crazy.

"How could you not tell me about this?! Did you simply think that you could hide something like this from me?! You have to be out of your mind thinking that I wouldn't find out about this!" He hugged me tightly and continuted, "But I'm so happy for you! I haven't tried shounen-ai, myself, but you are embarking on a journey that I've heard many wonderful things about, Lee! Who's the lucky boy?"

I blushed, looked down at the grown and then back at my sensei and said, "Naruto..." Gai-sensei jumped for joy at this point. He swore that he would give Naruto a punch in his face for hiding this. Sorry, Naruto-kun. I tried.