'When life gives you Emails'
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Naruto › Yaoi - Male/Male
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
18
Views:
1,004
Reviews:
130
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0
Currently Reading:
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Category:
Naruto › Yaoi - Male/Male
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
18
Views:
1,004
Reviews:
130
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
I do not own Naruto, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Naruto
When life gives you Emails.
Warnings?
VItalics=Song lyrics
‘Juice Box, Paper Hat, and a Line of Pixie Stix’ is property of Daniel Hunter/PlayRadioPlay! (Go here to take a listen: http://www.playradioplay.com/music.asp)
So many surfaces so colorless and bland
I’ve got so many colors in my new box in my hand
One day I’ll think about getting high
But today I’m just gonna color the sky
Start with the blue and draw circular clouds
Then with the green, I add the food for the cows
Next with the red, I’ll draw a house too small
For any real person but that don’t matter at all
Twirls,
Dances across kitchen floor while listening to PlayRadioPlay!: Juice Box, Paper Hat, and a Line of Pixie Stix.
Naruto is just that graceful isn't he?
While waiting for the newest Chrono Crusade, Episode 7 to upload on his laptop, Naruto decides it’s time to boogie.
Twirling in mid air, he catches his plushy, landing gracefully once again on his two feet.
Brown bird with a triangular beak
Yellow legs with three lines for feet
A green car with circular headlights
Bust out the scissors, gonna bring this drawing to life
I am so cute ain't I? :P
The familiar 'You’ve Got Mail' ding from his bedroom makes the terrible ballerina pause in mid-leap before...
BANG!!!
OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
Naruto growls before shoving himself from the floor and runs to his bedroom, jumping onto the bed with a happy sigh before settling.
Places sweet plushie aside,
Sets laptop on, you guessed it, lap.
Another email?
From Sasuke no less!
This is a first...
Sasuke never emails him first.
Never.
Blue eyes gaze at the screen distrustfully...
What could the Uchiha heir want?
Opens mail.
-SasUKE
....Whatcha doing?
Uke-
Blink,
Blink...
Is he on crack? Why would he ask him such a thing? He must be bored... It’s... Naruto squinted his eyes at the timer on his laptop.
1:00a.m.
Mmm...
Wonder if he still has his cotton candy flavored gum?
No sense looking for it...
O.O
Note to self: Look for gum.
Now what was he trying to figure out about the bastard?
Naruto's stalling his reply, he knows that, but come on!
The Uchiha never asks a person, from this planet that he knows of, ‘whatcha doing?’
It’s so...weird...
And kinda… Maybe… Sorta touching..
Was Sasuke asking how his day was? Or what he’s doing right now?
Bites lower lip...
Well he could ask couldn't he?
-FoxyS30
R u asking me how my day was or what I'm doing right now? Stop confusing me baka.
FS3-
Hehehehehe
That should get him..
'You’ve Got Mail' sounded in the quiet room and then Naruto, after locating his sweet gum, went back to the conversation at hand.
If you could even call it a ‘conversation’…
-SasUKE
Don't be stupid. I was just asking. Make of it what you will.
Uke-
Cold ice prick...
Naruto pursed his lips together, pouting lightly before sending another email...
-FoxyS30
Did his girliness wake up on the wrong side of the bed this mornin? Plus you ask’d me what I was doin! Not the other way around baka so don't get nasty with me ok!?!?!!
FS3-
There that should...
Ding.
Sigh,
Opens mail.
-SasUKE
So what if I did? You still didn't answer my question and you’re still wasting my time. Did your mother drop you on your head when you were a baby? The dictionary should have your picture next to the word ‘idiot’.
Uke-
Well, well, well...
Sasuke likes to insult him... That’s for damn sure...
Naruto didn't even bother to reply back, he just deleted the email and shut down the laptop angrily before roughly placing it to the side without caring that he could ruin the expensive equipment.
THAT JERKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!
CHOKE!
GAH!
Chew gum goes flying...
Naruto falls back into his bed breathing harshly...
That was too close...
Naruto...quietly picks up his plushy and hugs it close as hateful tears start to prick his eyes.
Why does he even bother?
The dumb jerk...
Sniffling pitifully, Naruto rolls over and curls around his plushy...
…
Juice Box Paper Hat and a Line of Pixie Stix
Juice Box Paper Hat and a Line of Pixie Stix
I wanna be the one there
To draw you pictures and play with your hair…
Music’s still playing.
Forgotten...
No pleasant dreams tonight for Naruto...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
GAH!!! Like it? Hate it? I LOVE ORADAY! She frigging rocks so remember to t-weed thank her! She suggested the song! You can find it here at, http://www.playradioplay.com/music.asp Remember you’ll find it on the first list and more awesome songs too! The one-shots are coming along fairly well! I have one down, second half way done, and then I’m finishing the one-shot I started with shikamaru and chouji. It maybe added into the one-shot section of savior your flavor because at the moment I’m really not in the mood to start another one for those couple as much as I love them and as much I don’t want to disappoint the viewer. I just have a lot on my plate at the moment but its still in the air and I may change my mind. Remember guys the voting is over this Friday! I’m so happy with this chapter I couldn’t have been anymore please. ^____^ AND! GAH! The reviews! The hits! I’m dying of happiness guys! You made my day seriously! AND SO!!!!
Responses to reviews!
TONFA (This time you guys go first. LOL),
Oni_Chan: Of course Sasuke is insane! He should be at least a little human in this and less detach. I mean yeah you can be cold but funny! HAHAHA and thank you again for the cookies! I just love them! *GLOMPS* Ttul!!
Deadly Dreams: Well good! Because I was serious! That ain’t right but hey! That’s a great idea! I’ll give that to my mom for her b-day. LOL. Ttul!!
Naruto_newbie: Awwwwwwwww thank you!! I appreciate your patience and I hope you like this chapter too! I thought hey! Someone needs to dance since he won’t be on American Idol! LMAO! Ttul!
T_Witch: I know it probably does need more detail but you know I like it just the way it is. Details of oh, how his room looks, etc and yadda, yadda gets in the way. LOL. The conversations are what rule!! LOL I know! Ever wonder if bugs could talk? What would they say? Thank you so much for your concerns! I’m fine now honestly and I know! I wish I had Naruto’s butt too. Hehehehe, Ttul!
Playin_Lover: I know ain’t he? Naruto needs more sexiness!! WEEE! Thank you for your review!!! YOU ROCK!
Satoyuki: We’ll see ^___^ It just depends on whether or not Sasuke figures its Naruto or if Naruto tells him its him! Hehehe its great to wonder isn’t it? I’M TEASING! You’ll see soon! I promise! Ttul!
SilverGenesis: I love your name! How the heck did you come up with that? LOVE IT! And thanky! I’m glad you like it and will keep reading!!! Ttul! See ya!!
Aff.net,
Ashlee-Chii: OMG! U SCARED ME! I thought you left! *GLOMPS* I am a mother hen…ahem…excuse me ^^ LOL I know! He should have known but I wanna keep him in the dark a little. HAHAHAHAHA! Thank you for the review! Please keep reading!
Animehead: I’m so glad you like it!!! WEEE YOU JUST ROCK! And if you do need another beta, which I doubt it, please write me! I’ll help out if I can! I’m just glad I had you laughing and maybe you’ll laugh at this. Hehehe. Ttul!
SharinganEyes: Damn straight! I agree with you whole heartily and that’s why I love your review all the more! Your patience and support really has me smiling right now! Thank you for waiting and I hope you laugh at this one! Ttul!
Spriggan_d: O.O…You can image that I must look that way. NO FAIR! You have Itachi all to yourself! Who do I get…? No one…*POUTS* HAHAHAHA have fun with Itachi!! *Throws out condoms* Safety first! LMAO! Byes!
Sadistickiss: Let me be the first then to say WELCOME TO THE SITE! Weee! Thank you so much for the review and Naruto is so cute isn’t he? He needs to be Kawaii hehehehe and well I can’t say there aren’t other stories out there like this. I haven’t seen any but I’m not the best! Some writers are even better and funnier! But I’m glad you like my style! Hope you like this chapter next! Ttul!!
Yaoi_FanGirl_Kira: I’m writing quickly as I can! Sorry if I took too long! Ttul! Keep reading please! ^^
Piggyolive: The next one is coming out…oh…RIGHT NOW! Hope you like this chappie! Ttul!! ^^
Narufan: Thanky! LOL Naruto is just really fun to mess around with. I can make him be the funniest without having to worry about making him stupid. That’s the fun part about him! ^^ Ttul! Thank you!
Ursweetheartless: AWWW YOUR JUST TOO SWEET! *GLOMPS!* Thank you so much! I’ll try to update as soon as I can! Promise!! Ttul!
Well that’s it! Hope you guys like this one! Until next time! See ya soon!!
Oh! And if anyone can tell me how to upload these chapters on here! I'll be more then greatful! Thank you!
Warnings?
VItalics=Song lyrics
‘Juice Box, Paper Hat, and a Line of Pixie Stix’ is property of Daniel Hunter/PlayRadioPlay! (Go here to take a listen: http://www.playradioplay.com/music.asp)
So many surfaces so colorless and bland
I’ve got so many colors in my new box in my hand
One day I’ll think about getting high
But today I’m just gonna color the sky
Start with the blue and draw circular clouds
Then with the green, I add the food for the cows
Next with the red, I’ll draw a house too small
For any real person but that don’t matter at all
Twirls,
Dances across kitchen floor while listening to PlayRadioPlay!: Juice Box, Paper Hat, and a Line of Pixie Stix.
Naruto is just that graceful isn't he?
While waiting for the newest Chrono Crusade, Episode 7 to upload on his laptop, Naruto decides it’s time to boogie.
Twirling in mid air, he catches his plushy, landing gracefully once again on his two feet.
Brown bird with a triangular beak
Yellow legs with three lines for feet
A green car with circular headlights
Bust out the scissors, gonna bring this drawing to life
I am so cute ain't I? :P
The familiar 'You’ve Got Mail' ding from his bedroom makes the terrible ballerina pause in mid-leap before...
BANG!!!
OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
Naruto growls before shoving himself from the floor and runs to his bedroom, jumping onto the bed with a happy sigh before settling.
Places sweet plushie aside,
Sets laptop on, you guessed it, lap.
Another email?
From Sasuke no less!
This is a first...
Sasuke never emails him first.
Never.
Blue eyes gaze at the screen distrustfully...
What could the Uchiha heir want?
Opens mail.
-SasUKE
....Whatcha doing?
Uke-
Blink,
Blink...
Is he on crack? Why would he ask him such a thing? He must be bored... It’s... Naruto squinted his eyes at the timer on his laptop.
1:00a.m.
Mmm...
Wonder if he still has his cotton candy flavored gum?
No sense looking for it...
O.O
Note to self: Look for gum.
Now what was he trying to figure out about the bastard?
Naruto's stalling his reply, he knows that, but come on!
The Uchiha never asks a person, from this planet that he knows of, ‘whatcha doing?’
It’s so...weird...
And kinda… Maybe… Sorta touching..
Was Sasuke asking how his day was? Or what he’s doing right now?
Bites lower lip...
Well he could ask couldn't he?
-FoxyS30
R u asking me how my day was or what I'm doing right now? Stop confusing me baka.
FS3-
Hehehehehe
That should get him..
'You’ve Got Mail' sounded in the quiet room and then Naruto, after locating his sweet gum, went back to the conversation at hand.
If you could even call it a ‘conversation’…
-SasUKE
Don't be stupid. I was just asking. Make of it what you will.
Uke-
Cold ice prick...
Naruto pursed his lips together, pouting lightly before sending another email...
-FoxyS30
Did his girliness wake up on the wrong side of the bed this mornin? Plus you ask’d me what I was doin! Not the other way around baka so don't get nasty with me ok!?!?!!
FS3-
There that should...
Ding.
Sigh,
Opens mail.
-SasUKE
So what if I did? You still didn't answer my question and you’re still wasting my time. Did your mother drop you on your head when you were a baby? The dictionary should have your picture next to the word ‘idiot’.
Uke-
Well, well, well...
Sasuke likes to insult him... That’s for damn sure...
Naruto didn't even bother to reply back, he just deleted the email and shut down the laptop angrily before roughly placing it to the side without caring that he could ruin the expensive equipment.
THAT JERKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!
CHOKE!
GAH!
Chew gum goes flying...
Naruto falls back into his bed breathing harshly...
That was too close...
Naruto...quietly picks up his plushy and hugs it close as hateful tears start to prick his eyes.
Why does he even bother?
The dumb jerk...
Sniffling pitifully, Naruto rolls over and curls around his plushy...
…
Juice Box Paper Hat and a Line of Pixie Stix
Juice Box Paper Hat and a Line of Pixie Stix
I wanna be the one there
To draw you pictures and play with your hair…
Music’s still playing.
Forgotten...
No pleasant dreams tonight for Naruto...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
GAH!!! Like it? Hate it? I LOVE ORADAY! She frigging rocks so remember to t-weed thank her! She suggested the song! You can find it here at, http://www.playradioplay.com/music.asp Remember you’ll find it on the first list and more awesome songs too! The one-shots are coming along fairly well! I have one down, second half way done, and then I’m finishing the one-shot I started with shikamaru and chouji. It maybe added into the one-shot section of savior your flavor because at the moment I’m really not in the mood to start another one for those couple as much as I love them and as much I don’t want to disappoint the viewer. I just have a lot on my plate at the moment but its still in the air and I may change my mind. Remember guys the voting is over this Friday! I’m so happy with this chapter I couldn’t have been anymore please. ^____^ AND! GAH! The reviews! The hits! I’m dying of happiness guys! You made my day seriously! AND SO!!!!
Responses to reviews!
TONFA (This time you guys go first. LOL),
Oni_Chan: Of course Sasuke is insane! He should be at least a little human in this and less detach. I mean yeah you can be cold but funny! HAHAHA and thank you again for the cookies! I just love them! *GLOMPS* Ttul!!
Deadly Dreams: Well good! Because I was serious! That ain’t right but hey! That’s a great idea! I’ll give that to my mom for her b-day. LOL. Ttul!!
Naruto_newbie: Awwwwwwwww thank you!! I appreciate your patience and I hope you like this chapter too! I thought hey! Someone needs to dance since he won’t be on American Idol! LMAO! Ttul!
T_Witch: I know it probably does need more detail but you know I like it just the way it is. Details of oh, how his room looks, etc and yadda, yadda gets in the way. LOL. The conversations are what rule!! LOL I know! Ever wonder if bugs could talk? What would they say? Thank you so much for your concerns! I’m fine now honestly and I know! I wish I had Naruto’s butt too. Hehehehe, Ttul!
Playin_Lover: I know ain’t he? Naruto needs more sexiness!! WEEE! Thank you for your review!!! YOU ROCK!
Satoyuki: We’ll see ^___^ It just depends on whether or not Sasuke figures its Naruto or if Naruto tells him its him! Hehehe its great to wonder isn’t it? I’M TEASING! You’ll see soon! I promise! Ttul!
SilverGenesis: I love your name! How the heck did you come up with that? LOVE IT! And thanky! I’m glad you like it and will keep reading!!! Ttul! See ya!!
Aff.net,
Ashlee-Chii: OMG! U SCARED ME! I thought you left! *GLOMPS* I am a mother hen…ahem…excuse me ^^ LOL I know! He should have known but I wanna keep him in the dark a little. HAHAHAHAHA! Thank you for the review! Please keep reading!
Animehead: I’m so glad you like it!!! WEEE YOU JUST ROCK! And if you do need another beta, which I doubt it, please write me! I’ll help out if I can! I’m just glad I had you laughing and maybe you’ll laugh at this. Hehehe. Ttul!
SharinganEyes: Damn straight! I agree with you whole heartily and that’s why I love your review all the more! Your patience and support really has me smiling right now! Thank you for waiting and I hope you laugh at this one! Ttul!
Spriggan_d: O.O…You can image that I must look that way. NO FAIR! You have Itachi all to yourself! Who do I get…? No one…*POUTS* HAHAHAHA have fun with Itachi!! *Throws out condoms* Safety first! LMAO! Byes!
Sadistickiss: Let me be the first then to say WELCOME TO THE SITE! Weee! Thank you so much for the review and Naruto is so cute isn’t he? He needs to be Kawaii hehehehe and well I can’t say there aren’t other stories out there like this. I haven’t seen any but I’m not the best! Some writers are even better and funnier! But I’m glad you like my style! Hope you like this chapter next! Ttul!!
Yaoi_FanGirl_Kira: I’m writing quickly as I can! Sorry if I took too long! Ttul! Keep reading please! ^^
Piggyolive: The next one is coming out…oh…RIGHT NOW! Hope you like this chappie! Ttul!! ^^
Narufan: Thanky! LOL Naruto is just really fun to mess around with. I can make him be the funniest without having to worry about making him stupid. That’s the fun part about him! ^^ Ttul! Thank you!
Ursweetheartless: AWWW YOUR JUST TOO SWEET! *GLOMPS!* Thank you so much! I’ll try to update as soon as I can! Promise!! Ttul!
Well that’s it! Hope you guys like this one! Until next time! See ya soon!!
Oh! And if anyone can tell me how to upload these chapters on here! I'll be more then greatful! Thank you!