Akatsuki Maddness

One of my most favorite games starts in this chapter and shall continue on to the next. Jenkenpo! Or for the rest of you Rock, paper, scissors but this is Akatsuki Maddness so it's been turned into strip Janken. Enjoy. =^.^=

Kakuzu: *sits down* I'm playing...
Itachi: *sits down too* Me too...
Zetsu: Hai!
Tobi: ^^
Hoshiko: *follows* Seems like everyone's in a team. It's just me and you left on our own Sasori-sama *sits beside Sasori* Wanna play with me?

Hidan: *sits with a yawn*
Kisame: *sits with Itachi*
Kitsune: *shuffling cards and dealing*
Deidara: Hang on don't we need things for the whole betting or it that just going to be our clothes?
Sasori: I'll be on the same team but I'm not 'playing' with you, you dirty minx.

Kakuzu: Clothes...
Itachi: Hang on a moment, can we play strip cheat instead?
Zetsu: Cheat? Yeah that's a better game!
Tobi: Cheat...? Stripping...?
Hoshiko: Pfft, you wish I meant that...

Hidan: *nods in agreement*
Kisame: ^^
Kitsune: Strip cheat? Nani? *looks at Dei who shrugs then up at Zetsu* Nani?
Deidara: This isn't that game you try to make me play all the time is it Itachi-kun un? *suspicious look*
Sasori: Just making sure.

Kakuzu: Yeah...
Itachi: Hai Deidara...
Zetsu: You know what cheat is? Yeah every time you get caught cheating you should take off some of your clothes. First one to get rid of all the cards wins.
Tobi: Oh...
Hoshiko: Sure...

Hidan: ..............
Kisame: I dont' think you should have amitted to that Itachi-kun.
Kitsune: Ooohh. Well I said I was bad at poker, but I'm pretty good at cheating. So if someone accuses you of cheating and you're not they have to take clothing off instead?
Deidara: *sweatdrop*
Sasori: .........Let's just play.

Kakuzu: ...
Itachi: What? I only meant cheat... not strip cheat baka!
Zetsu: Hai, that's right Kitsune-chan. Basically if I play an Ace, you can only play a King or a Two... If I play a Seven you can only play a Eight or a Six and so on... you cannot do it randomly, unless someone is caught cheating.
Tobi: Oh I see...
Hoshiko: Mhm... *raises eyebrows*

Hidan: Sure you did Itachi.
Kisame: *in mind* This is going to turn out bad.
Kitsune: Ooh, I think I get it. *laughs* If not I'm going to be the first one loosing my clothes.
Deidara: ^^
Sasori: Yeah yeah, she's got it now deal some card over here baka.

Kakuzu: Pfft...
Itachi: Blender... Hidan... two very great words...
Zetsu: ... well someone's a little edgy... Hoshi found you out yet?
Tobi: *waits*
Hoshiko: Found out what?

Hidan: *twitch*
Kisame: *shuffles over a few feet from Itachi*
Kitsune: Let me guess, he thinks my DeiDei-kun is hot? *dealing cards*
Deidara: *blushes*
Sasori: You sure you want Zetsu to tell you?

Kakuzu: *shudders*
Itachi: *smirk*
Zetsu: No, something to do with Hoshiko-chan *smirk*
Tobi: ...
Hoshiko: I'd rather not know...

Hidan: It wouldn't be the camera he installed in her bathroom would it? *evil smirk*
Kisame: V_V
Kitsune: Ooohh.......*looks at cards giving Zetsu a good look too*
Deidara: Thank kami un. *picks up cards and shuffles closer to Tobi*
Sasori: *grin*

Kakuzu: I remember that...
Itachi: :|
Zetsu: Good hand. You'll want to play those 3 first *points*
Tobi: *looks*
Hoshiko: Oh that? Oh I think I noitced the shiney lense moving in my bathroom. So I ripped it out and put it in to Deidara's bathroom ^^ *picks up hand and looks, showing Sasori a little*

Hidan: 0.0 *shows Kakuzu cards*
Kisame: *pats Itachi on the shoulder*
Kitsune: These three Zetsu-kun?
Deidara: *whispers to Tobi* I think I remember how to play this.
Sasori: *mumbles in Hoshiko's ear* Trust Kit to give us a lousy hand.

Kakuzu: Oh snap...
Itachi: :/
Zetsu: Hai. We put down 3 fours...
Tobi: Cool, Zetsu-san showed me how... *looks at Zetsu* Slide...
Hoshiko: Slide... *whispers* Oh well...

Hidan: We're not playing snap, if we were Deidara would have won already.
Deidara: *holds up hand so it sticks tongue out at Hidan and Kakuzu* ^^
Kisame: Wanna pick the card up Itachi-kun?
Kitsune: Ooh, coolio. *snuggles into Zetsu's lap*
Sasori: .........Let's not get started on DeiDei's hand mouths okay.

Kakuzu: *sweat drop* I meant "Oh snap, Hoshiko got Sasori dumb ass.
Itachi: *Picks up cards* It's Tobi and Deidara's turn now...
Zetsu: ^^
Tobi: We put down... 2 fives *places cards down*
Hoshiko: I think they're kinda cute.

Hidan: Oh, mr-bad-luck himself ne? *smile*
Kisame: *looks over Itachi's shoulder* Hm.
Kitsune: *waits*
Deidara: ^^ Good Tobi-kun.
Sasori: I never said they weren't cute. It's just weird when he slaps a hand over your mouth....our turn isn't it?

Kakuzu: ...
Itachi: Hn.
Zetsu: ^^
Tobi: :3
Hoshiko: *sweat drop* we play one 6...

Hidan: .......
Kisame: Our turn? .......We play 2 twos.
Kitsune: ^^
Deidara: *pats Tobi*
Sasori: I'm not bad luck you bastard.

Kakuzu: Cheat!
Itachi: *glances at Kisame*
Zetsu: Oooh...
Tobi: ...
Hoshiko: Did I say you were gay boy?

Hidan: *yawns*
Kisame: ..............
Kitsune: Nani?
Deidara: Holy crap un. Yell a bit louder next time un.
Sasori: Not you Hidan, he said I was mr-bad-luck.......

Kakuzu: I'm confused...
Itachi: *flips cards* ...
Zetsu: HAHA! You were cheating! Take the cards and remove an item of clothing please!
Itachi: Both or one?
Zetsu: One of you.
Itachi: *sigh* *removes head-band*
Tobi: Tehehehe
Hoshiko: Nice on Kakuzu

Hidan: *to Kakuzu* Nice eyes.
Kisame: Crap. V_V
Kitsune: *laughs* I recon we should get both to do it.
Deidara: Hehehe
Sasori: Very well played.

Kakuzu: Arigato... Two kings...
Itachi: *sigh*
Zetsu: Hmn...
Tobi: *shifty eyes*
Hoshiko: *in head* Strip tiddley winks would have been better...

Hidan: .......
Kisame: Gomen nasai Itachi-kun.
Kitsune: *looks at cards* Hm.....Play a....*moves hand back and forward* A ace.
Deidara: *stares at Tobi* Eh un?
Sasori: You know this could take a while seeing we're all wearing a fair bit, well except Kit-chan but we only know that because she flashed us before.
Kitsune: My other shirt is in the wash darnit ><

Kakuzu: ...
Itachi: It's okay Kisame...
Zetsu: ...
Tobi: Nothing... Three 8's
Hoshiko: *blush* *in head* Damnit... should have worn more clothes...

Hidan: ....
Kisame: *sigh*
Kitsune: *in mind* Waahh!! Pants, cloak, hitae-ate, sandles.......that's it I have 4 hits before I neekid.
Deidara: ^^
Sasori: Are you alright Hoshiko-chan? You look a little flushed.

Kakuzu: ...
Itachi: ...
Zetsu: ...
Tobi: ...
Hoshiko: N-nothing! two fives.

Hidan: ....
Kisame: .....
Kitsune: *giggling* *whispers to Zetsu* She threw her clothes in the wash with mine, so she's proberly got just as much to loose as me. *snicker*
Deidara: .......
Sasori: Uh..right.

Kakuzu: 3 fours...
Itachi: Cheat...
Kakuzu: DAMNIT!
Zetsu: Oh dear...
Tobi: ...
Hoshiko: Nnn...

Hidan: I'm disappointed in you, I thought you could lie your way through anything.
Kisame: Payback's a bitch!
Kitsune: Meh, this is kinda boring. At least with rock, paper, scissors I'd be down to my underware by now. *clamps hands over mouth* Whoops.
Deidara: Reeaally un? *grin*
Sasori: *eyes Hoshiko*

Kakuzu: ROCK PAPER SCISSORS IT IS THEN!
Itachi: I second this motion...
Zetsu: *grin*
Tobi: I KNOW THAT GAME!
Hoshiko: DAMNIT KIT!!!

Hidan: ON WITH THE NEW GAME!!
Kisame: HAI!!
Kitsune: T_T I'm sorry Hosh, it just slipped out.
Deidara: I love that game un! ^^
Sasori: Oh, now this is going to be so good. *packs up cards*

Hoshiko: Well, I refuse to play.
Itachi: What?! You can't do that!
Kakuzu: Hai hai!
Zetsu: :3
Tobi: Tobi is good at that ^^

Kitsune: Hosh-chan onegai. Don't leave me with them.
Kisame: You're staying. *whimper heard from Kit* Hoshiko-chan, stay kudasai.
Hidan: ......
Deidara: *hugs Tobi and Kit* This is going to be fun un. ^^
Sasori: She just doesn't want to play because she knows we'll beat her. *smirk*

Kakuzu: Hai!
Itachi: ...
Zetsu: Come on Hoshiko!
Tobi: ^^
Hoshiko: *fume* I could whoop your ass any day! bring it on!

Hidan: I'll watch the first round.
Kisame: Chicken.
Hidan: Go to hell.
Kitsune: *sigh* Fine Jan-ken-po!
Deidara: Hai un! Ready un?! *holds fist at the ready*
Sasori: *readies* Prove it.

Kakuzu: *smirk*
Itachi: *watches*
Zetsu: Heheh
Tobi: ^^
Hoshiko: *readies* Fine! Three, two, one! ROCK!

Hidan: .......
Kisame: Rock! .......Nani?
Kitsune: Scissors..........aw shit.
Deidara: Paper!
Sasori: Paper! *said at the same time as Dei*

Kakuzu: Wait, I'm confused... who is playing who?
Itachi: *Shrugs*
Zetsu: Err...
Tobi: Hm...
Hoshiko: ... Wait who was I playing?

Hidan: *bursts out laughing*
Kisame: I think you're playing Sasori-kun.
Kitsune: T_T Does it matter I've lost to all of you.
Deidara: Good point un. Off with something.
Sasori: So what? It's goup play or something?

Kakuzu: xD
Itachi: Come on Kisame, I'll play you. Dei plays Kit and Hoshi plays Sasori...
Zetsu: Sounds like a plan.
Tobi: Tobi will watch.
Hoshiko: Hai... let's start again then.

Hidan: *looks at Kakuzu* What you want to do then if we're not playing?
Kisame: Hai. Ready?
Kitsune: *faces Dei* Hai. Does that mean Zetsu-kun is just gonna watch. *blush*
Deidara: Proberly un. Ready un? Jan-ken-po un!
*Dei holds out scissors while Kit holds out paper*
Kitsune:.........SON OF A BITCH!!
Deidara: Haha! I win un! Take something off un.
Kitsune: *sighs and takes off sandle* It's one piece ne?
Sasori: Right. Ready Hoshiko-chan? One, two, three. Rock.