Better to Reign in Hell than Serve in Heaven

Better to Reign in Hell then Serve in Heaven

Chapter 6

Demotion

“It seems you have yet to learn how to be punctual.”

“Yeah, I had to help show a little old lady how to boil water for tea.”

“Your excuses have not gotten any better.”

“Was there a reason you called for me Jiraiya?”

“I heard you recently got in trouble. I believe it was something about refusing to complete a mission on time because you had to rescue one of your teammates.”

Kakashi only shrugged in answer knowing full well that Jiraiya knew the whole story. Working under the Spy Master was not an easy job as not even he knew all the agents that the man had in his pockets. He was only one of the many that actually stayed in Konoha. Thanks to his probation from his ANBU team he was sure that he was going to hear an earful.

“I need you to apply for a position as a Genin teacher.”

“You are joking right?”

“Consider this a mission. Your job is to train one very special Genin.”

“The one you came into town with yesterday?”

“Yes, he is my student. That stays a secret though.”

“I thought you promised never to take on another student after Sensei?”

“This one is special. The only thing you have to worry about is keeping Iruka away from his training.”

“Iruka?”

“Iruka is his adopted father, a rather overprotective one, and part of your job is to keep him from learning what he is being taught.”

“What is he being taught?”

“Be creative. Your job is to keep him alive long enough to become Hokage.”

“Why not just hide him under a rock until he is old enough them?”

“Because, he is his real father's son. When the Yellow Flash was told to do something, he did it… in his own time and style.”

“Are you telling me this kid is Sensei's?”

“I'm sure you remember him, after all you were there when the Yondaime died.”

“…the Kyuubi container was his son!”

“Yes, and now your new student. I'll expect updates on his training each time we meet. Oh, and one more thing … keep the other two away from him.”

“I'll try, but their influence is very strong in the academy, especially now that the Sandaime has been hinting that Tsunade will be the Godaime.”

“She will be a good choice.”

“…”

“We have our disagreements but she is still my teammate. If it was not for the fact at all three of us were born stubborn, we would have forgiven each other by now. The Sandaime taught us the same way I taught the Yondaime which is the same way he taught you. The team is family, no matter what. You are going to have to forgive Obito someday. ”

“What the two of us have between us is none of your business old man.”

~~~

Naruto snuggled against the warmth of the heat source pressing against him as he turn his body trying to escape the first rays of sunlight hitting his eyes through the open window. He liked his sleep but he could tell immediately from his internal clock that he had overslept. Forcing himself up, he yelped as he moved to a sitting position to find that his ass was not going to be able to handle sitting at the moment.

“Sorry about that, I should have warned you about the side effects of getting your ass fucked,”

Looking down, Naruto met the sleep deprived eyes of Hayate as the ninja stretched and pulled Naruto back down on the bed. His eyes wandered to see if Genma was about as well, however he saw no sign of the other friend he made last night. Hayate seemed to understand what the blonde was looking for even as the blue eyes landed on him with the obvious question.

“He is at work right now. We do alternate shifts so he left about an hour ago while you were still asleep.”

“Does is always hurt this much?”

“Once you get used to it, it won't hurt as much, especially when your anus loosens enough that it can handle it. You might want to hold off sexual activity for the day though or you might cause slight internal bleeding. Also buy yourself a tube of lubrication before going to the academy, your going to want to have it on you at all time.”

“I have not even passed the Genin exam yet.”

“Naruto, I witnessed you perform Junin level medical jutsu last night and Genma told me about the Chuunin level running jutsu he caught you doing in the forest. You will pass that test, and once you do, I'll be meeting up with you soon enough with a mission.”

“Really? You have really important mission for me?”

“Yes, so you must promise to take care of yourself.”

“No problem, you can count on me. So what is the mission?”

“You will find out later. Now, why don't you wash up, you'll find that a shower will help your little problem and I can get some food in you before you take your exam. Do you have any preferences for breakfast?”

"Do you have ramen?"

"For breakfast?"

"There is egg in it."

“Fine, but just this once.”

“Thank you!”

Naruto said pouncing on the other to give him a hug before jumping out of the bed with a wince as he forgot about his sore bottom before waddling to the bathroom. Once the door was closed he turned the water on in the shower to let the stream of liquid hit him even when his eyes burned turning introverted even as the seal flared up on his stomach bringing out the old seal that was placed on him the day the Yondaime made him the guardian of the Kyuubi.

'Why are you mad at me?'

'…'

'Don't you dare pretend to be asleep. I felt you restlessly move around since I woke up this morning.'

'He is using you.'

Naruto found the caged monster even as his words hit him. He had always been able to communicate with the fabled beast though it was not until Jiraiya that he was able to understand exactly who he was and what they were able to do for each other. There relationship was difficult to understand in a way. They were not friends or enemies. Both had each other forced on them and could not blame the other for their troubles no matter how much they wanted to.

In a way, they had become allies. It was due to Kyuubi that Naruto had been able to train so hard under Jiraiya as the nine tailed beast was willing to heal his injuries as well as share his chakra as long as Naruto in return allowed him slight freedoms. That was one thing Naruto never shared with Jiraiya. Naruto allowed the Kyuubi to merge with him so that the Kyuubi could experience everything that Naruto did. While the Kyuubi longed for more freedom he had been quick to take what he could get.

'That's nothing new. What's really eating you?'

'I'm not uke.'

'What?'

'I don't like being on bottom.'

'I don't understand. You know how to block the merge so we don't experience everything.'

'But I want to.'

'But you just said…'

'I want you to fuck some one Kit. I allowed myself to be content because all you have been doing was jerking off, and blowing the pervert you called master and those idiots from the other day.'

'I like Izumo and Kotetsu. They did not expect anything from me… they also gave me ramen.'

'Your stomach is going to kill us one of these days. I swear you will befriend anyone that gives you free ramen.'

'Why not, it's good.”

'Get back on topic, Kit. If your going to whore yourself out to random strangers, I am going to expect you to get some for me as well.'

'Fine, now will you heal my ass?'

'Already did, just remember your promise.'

Naruto felt himself being expelled from Kyuubi's prison as his eyes opened to bring his surrounding back to the bathroom where he quickly scrubbed himself off and turned off the tap. Kyuubi was good to his word and had healed his sore anus during their conversation.

Leaving the bathroom he found his clothes in a pile on the chair that Genma had used the night before. He was quick to put his clothes on though he placed the mask in his pocket not wanting to put it back on yet. With that done, he entered the living room and inhaled as the smell of ramen filled the room. When he had asked for ramen, he had been expecting the pre-dried package stuff that he was rarely able to convince Jiraiya to buy for him. However in the kitchen Hayate was working over a hot pot of home made ramen.

If this is what he got every time he let Hayate shove his dick up his ass, then he would be more then happy to take it every single time. Maybe Kyuubi was right about being killed off by someone promising ramen, but then, could anyone blame him when it was just that damn good?

~~~

“Tenzo”

Yamato whirled about to see his old team leader leaning against as wall right behind him. Normally he would be surprised that anyone could hide their presence from him, but with Kakashi, it would have been amazing if he could have seen him if the other did not want to be found.

“They call me Yamato these days.”

“I heard one of your students caught the eye of Tsunade.”

“Yes, Sakura just became an apprentice to her. It was a great honor for her.”

“So you are currently looking for a new member to join your Genin team.”

“Yes, although both Sai and Sasuke seem ready to take the Chuunin exam soon, so my services will no longer be needed.”

“It maybe needed sooner then that.”

“Is something wrong?”

“I've recently been placed on probation from the ANBU but I do not want to leave my team short handed. You are the first person I thought of to help me.”

“I am honored by your thoughts but the Sandaime placed me as a Genin teacher to keep an eye on Sai. He is afraid of Danzo's influence on him.”

“That is why I am suggesting to replace you as his teacher.”

~~~

Naruto still could not believe how good the food Hayate made for him was. He left earlier so he could go through his morning exercises in the forest knowing that the warehouse he was staying in would see a lot more activity today as the Genin exams would start soon. Which is why Naruto was now running late as he saw the sun had almost reached the top of the tree top indicating that it was almost 10:00 and that he would have to run in order to get there on time.

He decided not to try any more jutsu after Hayate had told him that Genma had spotted him the other day in the forest and while he trusted the two of them to not rat him out, he did not want anyone else knowing. He was just thankful that they blamed Iruka for his abilities and that the ones before blamed his “master”. So far he had been able to keep his promise to Jiraiya, but once he was in the Academy as a Genin there was one huge challenge left to face… Iruka.

“Hey! Naruto Nii-san! I was wondering where you were.”

Naruto nodded to his small friend as the loud boy ran up to him with the other two he had met yesterday. His mask was back on place restricting his speech. He did not want anything to ruin his chance of being a Genin and being rude to Ebisu no matter how he wanted to kick the examiner would not help him.

“We just took the exam and passed. You better hurry and go or Ebisu might mark you down as a no show. He has it out for you, but you'll show him.”

Naruto nodded rushing off to the exam room knowing full well it would be his own fault if Ebisu would not even let him take the exam for being late. He entered the room to find the annoying examiner along with two silver haired individuals. One was sitting right next to Ebisu looking at papers while the other was leaning against the wall reading a very familiar book.

He would know those damn things. After all, Jiraiya had always been going on about his masterpiece works. Naruto actually tried reading them once and had quit after the first chapter finding it boring, much to his master's dismay. Jiraiya could not understand why Naruto did not want to read books that had no training purpose.

“So you did show up brat.”

Naruto rolled his eyes taking a spot in the middle of the room in front of the table that Ebisu and the first silver haired man sat in front of. It seemed he was suddenly interesting as both silver haired men looked up to look at him but while one went back to his book the other look to Ebisu.

“You know him?”

“He came by the other day, Mizuki. Real smart mouth on the kid.”

“He seems to be silent now. I guess we should start. Transformation Jutsu if you please.”

Naruto blinked as he heard his test. That was it? There had to be a trick. He pulled at the buckles on his mask to loosen them though he did not take it off as he only wanted to be heard. It had taken him a while to learn how to talk with it on and it usually was not worth it but he really did not want to go back and forth with his mask today.

“Anything specific for the transformation? Do you want a dog or something more human?”

“Something human will do.”

Naruto did not notice the widening of their eyes when he asked as he was replacing his buckles. He did not know that most ninja have a hard time transforming into something that did not have the same weight mass as the original form. Offering to transform into a canine would have been a stretch for most Genin though there was no way for Naruto to know that, though Kakashi had finally put the book down as he watched his new student.

“Oiroke no Jutsu!”

Mizuki burst out in laughter as he held his gut unable to help himself.

Ebisu turned bright red from a mixture of embarrassment and anger.

Kakashi pinched his nose trying to hold off a nose bleed.

Naruto stood in front of them all naked, female, and obviously Ebisu.

Naruto knew when he had taken the form that he was going to get in trouble but his own little demons were having a hay day on this one. He was definitely laughing about it now, though he was smart enough to keep it inside unlike Mizuki, as he modeled his new body so that he could show off all of its attributes. He had to admit he had done a good job with this one, which unlike his usual Oiroke no Jutsu form, actually had more pronounced traits that the ninja against the wall seemed to be enjoying.

Figuring he had had enough fun, he changed back to his regular form without a hair out of place as he looked at the laughing Mizuki and red Ebisu in front of him as if nothing had happened. The one against the wall had already gotten his composure back though.

“You little brat, I'm going to…”

“I'll take him.”

“Kakashi?”

“I said that I'll take him. He is the most advanced of the ones we have seen so far. I doubt there are going to be more that can show me a jutsu I have never seen before, no matter how childish it is.”

“Are you sure about this? Maybe Konohamaru. After all he is the Sandaime's…”

“He would be killed if I place him with the other two. No, this is the best option all around.”

“Someone is watching over you brat, because if I had my way I would refuse your entrance into the academy for behavior unbecoming a Ninja.”

“I'll be taking my leave, I'll expect everything to be prepared by tomorrow, Team 7 has been out of commission for a whole week and I want to get started as soon as possible.”

~~~

Naruto could not believe his luck, not only was he a Genin in a team that clearly Ebisu had respect for but when he had gotten to the Ramen shop, the old man had been in such a good mood that due to the news that his daughter was going to be back to work within the next week, he gave Naruto a bonus as he came in. One large bowl of ramen on the house, which was definitely needed after his trials at the exam.

It was later, right before night time service when he was elbow deep in water washing the ramen bowls, that his good day took a turn for the worst, as his hair was roughly pulled back; Throwing him across the room from behind the bar table that separated the cooking and cleaning area away from the dining area. Being all too used to surprise attacks from Jiraiya he did a simple twist putting his feet on the ground ready for the next attack which came a second later as he was pulled into a giant hug.

“How could you? Do you know how long it took to find you? I searched the whole village looking for you the moment I found out you were back.”

Naruto eyes widened as he realized he was currently in the arms of his father. He had wanted their first meeting after he came back to be special. Not in the middle of the workday while he scrubbed dishes. Somehow it did not matter anymore as he felt himself in the warmth and love of the only father he knew. He left tears falling from his eyes to moisten Iruka's shirt with their streaks.

Iruka pulled back from the hug wondering why his son was so silent when he finally noticed the mask that Naruto was sporting. He moved his hands away from their position holding onto Naruto as he made quick work of the mask wanting to see how his son had grown. He smiled down into the familiar face that was uncovered as the mask was removed.

“Why did you not tell me you were back?”

“I was afraid you were going to stop me being a Ninja again.”

“I rather have you be a ninja then to lose you again, Naruto. I'm so sorry you had to go through all of this.”

“Don't be, I know you did everything because you love me, but I can't be protected by you forever. After all if I'm going to be the Hokage, I'm going to have to be strong enough on my own as well.”

“We can talk about this later when you come home tonight.”

“I won't be there tonight.”

“Naruto?”

“You're my father and I love you, but I need to be in constant training if I am going to live up to my potential, besides, I don't want my team to think that I only got in because you're my father.”

“No one could think that…”

“We can't go back to what we were, dad. I will be living at the Academy dorms. It's already been approved.”

“Absolutely not, I will not have this Naruto. You are still my son, and I am still your father.”

“Father, I am not some doll that you can hide away from the world. You’re not protecting me; you are suffocating me.”

“I already lost you once Naruto, I will not lose you again.”

“You never lost me. I ran away. By forcing your wishes on me you are only driving us further. I love you father, but I still have my own free will. I will not be tied down even for my own safety. I’m a Genin now. As a Ninja my only legal guardian is the Hokage and any that he places as my leaders. Iruka, I am no longer your property, but I am still your son.”

“Really? I don’t see any son of mine around here. Congratulations, Naruto, you are now a Ninja. You finally got what you always wanted. I hope you never live to regret your decisions.”

Naruto felt the tears he forced back as he watched his father leave the store shoulders down in dejection as he had felt his heart being torn out. Jiraiya had told him what it took to be a ninja. He also still saw that Iruka thought of him as the young boy he had left the village as.

A/N
I need to give a HUGE thanks to my beta. I never knew how many mistakes I made in my fics.