Hinata's Exposure

((Author’s note: Ok I want to say a few things, first off I don’t own any of the characters in this story, though I wish I did, and I obviously don’t own the song “I’m a flirt” Preformed by R Kelly… weird ass song I know))

Naruto then woke up yet again, though this time he looked up from his little nap on Hinata’s lap to find that she was looking at him with her large, and to his thought, amazingly beautiful opal eyes. He noticed that he lip quivered a little and she looked away for a moment just to look at her lap and eventually he got the message. He looked down and noticed that his hand was practically right in between her legs.

However the moment he began to move his hand away she give him a mind-numbing (bad, death glare, that sorta look) look as if she was telling him only with her eyes. “Just try it, try and get your hand away and see what will happen.” He already was beginning to love the new Hinata.

Slowly, while still looking into her eyes he gets onto the floor, kneeling down, and puts his right foot up onto the couch and slides his hand closer and closer to her “womanhood” ((not sure what I should call it, leave a comment to help this confused writer)).

But then without noticed she flung her tiny miniskirt off and took off her shirt and was exposing any and everything that was, for the exception of what was under her bra and panties, her. Naruto then quickly threw off his shirt and boxers leaving himself completely naked to his dear Hinata still looking into her eyes and pleading into them. “Please Hinata, please, I want you.”

She flung off her bra exposing her perfect perky breasts to Naruto and before she got to remove her panties a stereo blasted from across the hall. Playing a rather ironic song for this moment.

((Only after this first paragraph you can just skip ahead, there is a part in there that if you don’t read you will be very confused.))

“Ima Ima Ima Ima flirt

Soon as I see her walk up in the club Ima flirt

Winkin eyes at me when I roll up on dem dubs Ima flirt

Sometimes when im wit my chick on the low Ima flirt

And when shes wit her man lookin at me damn right Ima flirt

So homie dont bring your girl to me to meet cause Ima flirt

And baby dont bring your girlfriend to eat cause Ima flirt

(It better be real tight to you know what im talkin bout)

Please believe it unless your game is tight and you trust herrrrr

(You bring your girl around me you better put your best pimp foot foward)

Then dont bring her round me cause Ima flirt

“What the hell just happened Ted?” Yelled Jiriya to his camera man lacky Ted.

“Somebody put up some music and we aren’t getting anything.”

“Are you telling me that I wont get any of the quality Peeping Tom action that I could be getting just because of this loud ass music?”

“Uhm…. Yes”

“Yes?… Shit.” Jiriya sighed and just waited for the music to end while Naruto and Hinata were having love that he couldn’t record with his hidden cameras inside Naruto’s house.

[Verse 1:

Ima b pimpin

I dont be slippin

When it come down to these hoez

I dont love em

We dont cuff em

Man thats just the way it goes

I pull up in the Phantom

All the ladies think handsome

Jewelry shining, I stay stuntin

Thats why these niggas cant stand em

Ima chick mag-a-net

And anything fine im bag-gin it

And if she got a man, I dont care

10 toes and I wanna be, cause I gotta have it

Now-Now who do it like B-O-dub

Girls on me when I walk in the club

Game aint tight, Ima take yo chick

Thats it man now your girl in love

Witta rich nigga, fly young dude

Ride wit me lil mama cant lose

Dont get mad at me homie cause yo girl friend choose

See this is how goin down in da 6-1-4 from the Natty up to Clevland even in Toledo

Ima boss and you know it

I got the money ima show it (Thats right)

If I give yo girl one chance to talk to me homie she aint gon blow it

HA-HA

Now the moral of the story is cuff yo chick, cause hey,

I'm black, fresh , and I rap, plus I'm rich, and ima flirt

[Chorus:

Soon as I see her walk up in the club Ima flirt

Winkin eyes at me when I roll up on dem dubs Ima flirt

Sometimes when im wit my chick on the low Ima flirt

And when shes wit her man lookin at me damn right Ima flirt

So homie dont bring your girl to me to meet cause Ima flirt

And baby dont bring your girlfriend to eat cause Ima flirt

Please believe it unless your game is tight and you trust herrrrr

Then dont bring her round me cause Ima flirt

[Verse 2: R. Kelly

Ima Ima Ima Ima flirt

Thats right I tell the truth and the whole truth

When it come to hoes I be pimpin like I supposed to,

rollin em like I supposed to, shinin like I supposed to

In the club fuckin wit honeys like I supposed to

I dont understand when a nigga bring his girl friend to da CLUB

Creppin all ova the floor wit his girlfriend in da CLUB

And wonder why all these playas tryna holla at her

Just soon as she go to the bathroom nigga Ima holla at her

A dog on the prawl when im walkin through the mall

If I could man I would probably flirt wit all of yall

Yea- yea homie you say she yo girlfriend

But when I step up to her, Ima be like tarzan

Believe me maine this is how dem playas do it in the CHI

In plus we got them playette foolers in the CHI

Now the moral of story is cuff yo bitch

I'm black, handsome, I sing, cause im rich and Ima flirt

[Chorus:

Soon as I see her walk up in the club Ima flirt

Winkin eyes at me when I roll up on dem dubs Ima flirt

Sometimes when im wit my chick on the low Ima flirt

And when shes wit her man lookin at me damn right Ima flirt

So homie dont bring your girl to me to meet cause Ima flirt

And baby dont bring your girlfriend to eat cause Ima flirt

Please believe it unless your game is tight and you trust herrrrr

Then dont bring her round me cause Ima flirt

[Bridge: Bow Wow

F-L-I-R-T

Ay lil mama you know Ima

F-L-I-R-T

Ay lil mama you know Ima flirt

[Chorus:

Soon as I see her walk up in the club Ima flirt

Winkin eyes at me when I roll up on dem dubs Ima flirt

Sometimes when im wit my chick on the low Ima flirt

And when shes wit her man lookin at me damn right Ima flirt

So homie dont bring your girl to me meet cause Ima flirt

And baby dont bring your girlfriend to eat cause Ima flirt

Please believe it unless your game is tight and you trust herrrrr

Then dont bring her round me cause Ima flirt

[R. Kelly:

Ima, Ima, Ima, Ima flirt

Ima, Ima, Ima, Ima flirt

Ima, Ima, Ima, Ima flirt

Ima, Ima, Ima, Ima flirt

[Fades Out”

However, ((sucks for you guys out there, don’t worry by chapter 9 I wont piss you guys off anymore)) by the time this song was over Naruto and Hinata were lying right next to each other. Looking into each other’s eyes and knowing that they wanted to spend the rest of their lives together. Anyway they were lying next to each other naked and all sweaty, Naruto then moved into Hinata for a long and lasting kiss to signify the end of their love making and she gladly complied with some nice tongue action for him.

When they separated Naruto looked into her eyes and slowly said his last few words before drifting into a sleep. “I love you.”

Meanwhile back with Jiriya. “WHAT THA FUCK, who the hell blasts that stereo so late in the god damn night. Please tell me that base didn’t fuck with any of our equipment!” He yelled while looking at his cameraman lackey.

“Uhm… I'm not too sure how to put this but…”

“Stop being a pussy and just spit it out Ted!” Jiriya yelled impatiently.

“None of it was good, the base fucked the camera’s signal, and we have no audio thanks to the fucking boom box. We are screwed.”

“Shit.” Jiriya said and the world slowly faded away so the next chapter would begin.