Mouth-To-Mouth

{Minori} Sorry, guys. I've been sick lately. -sniff-
{Sasuke} So kidding. You've been coughing and sneezing. It's driving me crazy.
{Minori} Shut up, damn Uchiha. -cough-
{Naruto} Well, now you have to write two chapters... You think you're up for that?
{Minori} I'll survive... -blows nose and throws tissue at Sasuke-
{Sasuke} UGH! -spazz and slaps it away-
{Minori} Serves you -sniff- right...
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Chapter 7


"Finally... Away from those brats."

"Oh, come now, Sasuke. Don't tell me the great Uchiha Sasuke had a tough time."

Sasuke glared at his sensei and moved forward to walk beside Naruto. Kakashi looked
at the two in confusion. "Did I miss something?" Sakura looked at him.

"Hm?"

Kakashi blinked down at her. "It seems the two of them have gotten closer." Sakura blushed
and smirked. "What? You don't know, Kakashi-sensei? They're," she used two of her fingers
two draw a heart in the air. "toGETHER, now." Kakashi's eyes widened and he looked back
at the two boys. "No..." Sakura nodded. "Yes. I think it's great. This way, none of us will
ever fight again." Kakashi looked at her with a questioning look. "Wait, I thought you
had an ever-lasting crush on Sasuke."

"Well... I did, but when he and Naruto are together, it's just plain hot."

"Hm..."

Kakashi gave that some thought. It was like, all of a sudden things were just changing completely
to suit the oppisite side. He, of course, didn't mind the two boys together. Of COURSE not.
He thought this was good, too, it's just. He never expected it. It was like one of those things
that just suddenly turn around slap you in the face and you're just like, "WTF?!"


"Teme," Naruto caught Sasuke by surprise with sudden word. Sasuke looked at Naruto with a
questioning look. Naruto seemed to be avoiding Sasuke's gaze; he was looking straight at the
the ground, trying to catch sight of every speck of dirt. "Last night... I was thinking."

"About?"
"About...your clan."

Sasuke gave a quiet sigh and looked forward. "Hn... Dobe, we'll talk about that later. When
we get home." Naruto moved closer beside Sasuke and took his hand. "I wanna talk about it now."
"But we have two people behind us who will surely listen in. Just wait, OK?" Naruto sighed
and nodded. He was thinking about parenting again. About kids. And all of that was linking itself
to the thought that if Sasuke were to ever marry him, he wouldn't be able to restore the Uchiha
clan. That was his dream, his goal. The very reason he pushes forward, besides revenge on his
brother.

~You, my boy, are an idiot.~
'Huh?'
~Don't you get it, you fool?~
'What?!'
~I'm not just here to give you extra chakra and senses and so forth!~
'...Huh?'
~Grr... I knew this would happen. Stay with me... I, can give YOU, kit, YOU, the ability
to give birth.~
'HUH?!'
~Hmmm... That's one of the perks, I guess. Of course, it's only if I deem that person, you
know, worthy. If I don't deem, you get no seed.~
'Sasuke's worthy, right? You'll let me have his kids, right?'
~...We'll see. You've only just started. I have thoughts, yes, but still, I'd like to confirm
them.~
'Yay!!!!!!'

The three were now looking at Naruto as if he were crazy. He had stopped not too long ago
and now he was jumping up and down. Sasuke blinked. "It's like that song, huh, Sasuke?"
Sasuke turned his head to look at Sakura, he smiling at him. "You know the one. I'm in love
with a physco!" She sang, and started running when Sasuke started chasing her.

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Naruto had told Sasuke to just forget about the "clan talk" he had wanted to have. Now that
he had his answer to the problem, he could simply pass the test and move on. Of course, there
was still the whole, erm, "deem, seed" thing. But, Naruto was sure that Sasuke would make
the cut. I mean, this is Sasuke! How could anything make Kyuubi say no to him? WHAT could
make him say no? Nothing, that's what. Nothing. And if anything ever did get in the way, Naruto
would get rid of it somehow, some way. Naruto had just made it to Sakura's. He wanted to celebrate
this new knowledge, so he had invited Sasuke over. Why go to Sakura's? Well...

"Naruto? What is it--Ah!"

Naruto pushed her inside and all the way to her room. He shut the door and looked around
the small area.

"Me and Sasuke."
"Yeah?"
"Are gonna celebrate tonight."
"..Why? And why should I care or even know?"
"Well, I was gonna...Um, SURPRISE him..."

He slowly curved his hands up and down and Sakura then knew. "Oh!" She smiled and blushed,
opening up her closet. "You should've just gotten right down to the point." Naruto blushed
and shook his head. "Its not like I've practiced asking you this." She shrugged and threw
some of her clothes in his arms.


After about three hours of changing and unchanging into and out of clothes, Naruto found
himself in a completely skimpy, sexy, sure-to-make-Sasuke-horny outfit. "WHERE did you
get this?!" She winked and put her hands on her hips. "THAT is my secret." She circled
him, looking for anything that looked out of place or just didn't seem right. "Hmm...
You look great!" She threw his clothes back at him. "Now change back so you can go home! Oh!
One more thing.." She reached into a box and pulled out a head-band with bunny ears on the top.
"What?!" Sakura shook her head. "What do you mean what? This will make Sasuke rise before he
even sees you!" Naruto pouted and looked himself over in the mirror. The outfit was sexy. An
extremely short plaid skirt, a white top with a red bow in the front, white stockings that
linked them selves to white panties and school-girl shoes. Sakura stuck the bunny ears on his
head. "See?! See?! Perfect! I bet Sasuke's pants will hit the floor the SECOND he sees you!"
Naruto nodded and sighed. "Another thing. I need tips." Sakura raised a brow. "Tips? What
kind of tips?" Naruto put his finger to his chin and looked up. "Um... Like... What kind of
food should I make? What kind of music? Atmosphere?"
"You mean if he doesn't glomp and pin you to the ground first?" Naruto glared, but nodded.
Sakura smiled again, and sat him down. "Okay, listen up..."

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Sasuke walked up the stairs, which were pissing him off. There were too many. Way to many.
Everytime he walked up these things, his legs would start hurting half way up the damn things.

"I'll burn these things one day. As soon as I get Naruto out of here and in with me..."

He stomped on one of the steps. "You will die." He finally made it to the top and knocked on
the door, which creaked open. He blinked and slowly pushed the door open and looked inside.
It was dark, except for the candles everywhere. He looked around the area. He had seen sweets
on the counter, candles, of course, which were scented, soft music was playing and there were
rose petals all around the bed. Sasuke was already getting ideas, but what he saw next really
furthered all thoughts. Naruto walked out from behind the wall and showed himself. Sasuke
gaped, feeling a nosebleed coming on. He covered his nose. Naruto put his index finger to his
lip and put on his best sexy face.

"Hi, Sasuke-kun. 'Bout time you made it here."

He winked. That was enough for Sasuke. He charged at Naruto and, like Sakura predicted,
pinned him to the ground. Kyuubi was grinning the whole time. This was gonna be GOOD.
'Whoa! I thought he'd last a bit longer than that.'
~Yeah, well, you can't blame him. You look like a first-class bitch.~
'...I'm not sure if I'm flattered or insulted.'

Sasuke pulled him out of his thoughts by kissing him and sucking on his bottom lip. Naruto
moaned and opened his mouth and Sasuke quickly slipped his tongue inside. Sasuke slid his hand
under Naruto's shirt and played with one of his nipples. Naruto rested his palm and Sasuke's
working hand and blushed a light shade of pink.

It wasn't long before the two were on Naruto's bed. Naruto had slipped his shoes off. Sasuke
had told him to keep everything else on, while he was completely naked. Sasuke gently pushed
Naruto on his back and lifted up the shirt and moved part of the bow to the side. He teased
Naruto's nipple and made the other squirm beneath him. Naruto moaned again and tossed his head to
the side.

"Sasuke..."

Sasuke smirked and put two of his fingers to Naruto's lips.

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{Minori} -looks at punker nails- I look like Itachi, only my nails aren't purple.
{Sasuke} It disgusts me.
{Naruto} Oh, shut up. You big baby.
{Minori} Anyways! Sorry about the cliffie, but I need to go for now. I'll be back to
write the next chappie.