Untitled Dreams

Naruto pulled his lips away enough to speak, brushing soft movements against Sasuke’s mouth. “If you want me to stop, you’re going to have to kill me.”
“You make it sound like I have a problem with that”, a voice spoke from behind the blond ninja that surprised him. The tip of the kunai was deeper in his neck, about to pierced the skin, as Sai held the handle with both hands, one gripping the handle while the other hand pushed the back with his palm. “I told you that I would, Naruto.” Naruto’s face twitched as he held onto Sasuke, who had his sword out, aiming the tip at Sai’s stomach. There was a showdown between the two black-haired ninjas with Naruto caught in the middle. “I told you, if you weren’t back in three hours that I was coming after you…” Naruto was about to complain, but he turned to blink at Sai. “…It’s been more then 3 hours? How long were we knocked out, Sasuke?” Sasuke just shrugged, running the tip of his sword down to the direct center of Sai’s navel.

Sai flinched as he felt the cold steel trace a line down his exposed abs. “You’re at a disadvantage”, stated Sasuke with a small smirk on his face. “I have no problem killing you, but you seem to like this idiot…” Naruto frowned, looking at Sasuke. “Why do I have to be an idiot…”, he sulked.
“You like this idiot too, Sasuke”, said Sai, completely ignoring Naruto’s existence. Naruto huffed, turning his head enough to look at Sai now. “Oi! Why do I have to be an idiot?!” Sasuke clicked his tongue, pushing the blade harder against Sai’s skin, making Sai have to take a step back before he got stabbed. “Hey….come on…stop fighting….Though it is a bit hot that you guys are fighting over me…”, smirked the blond.

“NO ONE IS FIGHTING OVER YOU!”

Naruto grunted in disapproval, since he really liked the idea of being fought over. “Then what the hell do you call this?” he asked, ducking out from in between the two boys and went to sit on the grass a few steps away from their standoff. Sai and Sasuke didn’t lower their weapons or flinch when Naruto left them, instead, it seemed that the tension between them just got worse without having to worrying about hurting Naruto if they decided to break out into a fight again. Everything was silent and tense until Naruto let out a loud groan as he hopped to his feet. “ARGH! Screw this. I’m going home…This is probably a dream anyways. I drank too much again. The old man is always telling me that drinking at my age will stunt my growth, but it’s not like I listen. I bet I’m hung over in an alley somewhere…maybe Sakura’s bed…”, he ranted in a low mumble as he started to walk off. Both Sai and Sasuke turned to blink at Naruto as he started to walk off and talk to himself. They both lowered their weapons then looked at each other.

Sai was first to sigh softly to himself, putting his weapon away. “Just hurry up and do whatever you were going to do. I’m tired of waiting…”, he said calmly, moving to go sit on the ground and lean against a tree, pulling out his sketch book. Sasuke looked at Sai occupy himself, then lowered his weapon as well, putting it in it’s hilt on his back. “A dream…huh…?” Sasuke smirked, thinking of a way to take advantage of Naruto’s state of mind. “Naruto!” Sasuke called out, making his friend turn to look at him. “Hawh?” Naruto asked, looking something of a confused mess. Sasuke used his hand to beckon him back, making Naruto sigh, but he came obediently. “Wut?” he asked, finally being face to face with Sasuke again.
“This is a dream, right Naruto?” Sasuke asked, his voice teasing.

“Duh. Why else would you be here?…You hate me now and you’re hell-bent on killing your bro so much that you’d let Orochimaru rape your body to do what you want…”
Sasuke huffed, but started to unzip Naruto’s track jacket. “So you dream about me a lot?” Naruto blinked, shoving his hands into his pockets as he looked down to watch what Sasuke was doing, giving a nod as he did so. “All the time.” Sasuke pushed off the jacket to Naruto’s elbows since he couldn’t peel it off entirely with Naruto’s hands in his pants pockets as they were. “What usually happens in these dreams?”, Sasuke asked, still a hint of tease in his voice as his hands went under the black undershirt of his friend, his nails giving light scratches to the abs. Naruto gulped a bit, feeling his face flush red, but he couldn’t tear his eyes away from Sasuke or Sasuke’s hands. “Well…uh…it use to be that we were kids again and things went a lot differently at our last fight. Haha, well I win, first of all, then I tell you all the things I’ve been wanting to tell you since then…” Sasuke’s fingers went to Naruto’s pants, undoing the button and pulled down the zipper. “Like what?”