Hard Love Life

Hidan awoke earlier then usual. So early not even Kakuzu had awoken. He smiled and poked his partner's nose. "Kakuzu?"

Kakuzu twitched when Hidan had poked his nose. "Hmmn, g'mornin' Hidan." He leaned over and kissed his lover's forehead.

"Good morning. Today is Friday you know." Hidan smiled coyly, "You wan to start my lessons after a shower and breakfast?"

Kakuzu groaned when Hidan said it was Friday and buried his face in the pillow. "Urgh, no more sex until next lesson. Today's lesson has been canceled." The pillow muffled his voice and he glared at it. "You're a nymphomaniac and my body can't keep up with you."

"The next lesson is tomorrow. So okay, I think I can handle that." Hidan said, pausing, "Hey. Nymphomaniacs are women. I'm a man who is sometimes a woman. Take that back and just say I'm addicted to sex."

Kakuzu groaned again. "Okay, you don't get another lesson until next week. Actually I don't even think I could 'rise to the occasion' if we had sex. Or I mean, tried to have sex, tomorrow. Fine. You're 'addicted to sex', but I'm going to continue to call you a nympho just because you are the uke in this relationship, making you the woman."

"Next week is Monday. So that's no sex for three days. I can handle that. I'll just adjust the shower head to jet and spray it on my penis then." Hidan smiled and kissed Kakuzu's shoulder, "So what do you want for breakfast?"

Kakuzu shuddered. "God, you're making me wish I was flaccid permanently. I wouldn't be surprised if you exploded if you didn't have sex." He rolled over so he was face to face with Hidan, and leaned up to kiss him. "Have fun with that shower head, don't waste all of the hot water. And I don't want anything for breakfast, I'm not that hungry. I feel somewhat sick to my stomach right now. I think it was your cum."

Hidan pouted. "Maybe is was the sushi. Don't go blaming me." Hidan kissed Kakuzu softly, "Did you sleep well?"

Kakuzu smirked, "No, I'm sure it was you." He bit down gently on Hidan's lower lip. "Yes, I slept fine."

"Are you jerking me around? You better be." Hidan quickly shoved his tongue into Kakuzu's mouth, "Can we make out at least?"

"Yes, I'm only kidding." Kakuzu nearly choked on Hidan's tongue when it was shoved in his mouth, making a soft gagging noise. "Fine, we can make out."

Hidan beamed, grasping the back of his lover's head and pulling him close. "Yay." His tongue prodded the inside of Kakuzu's mouth, wrapping around the others.

Kakuzu frowned slightly at how happy Hidan seemed to be that they could make out, it was odd, he wasn't used to it. He began to fight back against Hidan's tongue, trying to force it back into his own mouth.

Hidan fought back. Apparently his foul language gave him a strong tongue so he easily won. He hummed softly. "You said we could make out."

Kakuzu pulled away after a while, a trail of saliva connecting them. He gave Hidan a playful glare. "You need to go take a shower."

"I will but later. Fucking kiss me good." Hidan said, licking his lips.

"I just kissed you Hidan." Kakuzu sighed and leaned in, biting down on Hidan's lower lip hard enough to draw blood, "Is this what you want?"

Hidan pouted. "No. Make out with me. Is that so hard to do?" He pulled himself closer to Kakuzu, "Please?"

"Didn't we just make out though?" Kakuzu grabbed Hidan's ass, "Isn't once enough for one morning?"

"If we can't have sex then lets make out. It's not as good as sex but it still feels good." Hidan yelped when Kakuzu grabbed his ass, "Okay, fine. I'll take my god damned shower." Hidan got out of the bed, grabbed his towel and stalked off.

Kakuzu smirked once Hidan left and rolled over so his head was buried into his pillow again. After a few moments, he stood and stretched, going to make breakfast for his lover.

Hidan returned after an hour, finding his breakfast of their desk. "You... Made me breakfast?" he asked, looking wide eyed at his lover, "Are we like... Lovers now or something?"

Kakuzu looked up from the book he was reading when Hidan walked in. "Yes, I made you breakfast. How was your shower?" He swallowed when Hidan asked if they were lovers. "Yes… I guess you could say we were."

Hidan beamed. "Thanks! It looks good. And my shower was fine and very.... Pleasurable." he sat down at the desk and happily ate his breakfast, "So then can we sell these beds and get a king?"

“It looks like I got you addicted.” Kakuzu said with a smirk, “Who said anything about getting a king?”

“Yes. On what I'm not to sure of." Hidan said, finishing his food. He got up and wrapped his arms around Kakuzu's shoulders, "Whatcha reading?"

"Pleasure." Kakuzu tilted his head back and kissed underneath Hidan's chin when he came to him. "I'm reading a book."

"Oh~ okay." Hidan drawled, kissing Kakuzu's cheek, "I know you are. But what is it about?"

Kakuzu yawned and tried to read with Hidan hanging over his shoulder. "It's about things."

"What things?" Hidan pressed, "I want to know."

"Lessons. The Kama Sutra. Sex positions."

"Oh!" Hidan said, now looking at the book as well, "Anything crazy?"

Kakuzu pat the bed next to him, "I've just started, why don't we look it over together?"

Hidan smiled, climbing onto the bed and laid down next to Kakuzu. "Hmm. Your reading foreplay?"

Kakuzu slid an arm around Hidan's waist and rested his head against Hidan's. "Yes, I figured I needed to work on that the most."

"So I guess you need to read what the woman would read then, right? Or could women even read when this was originally made?" Hidan asked, truly interested, "There must be some crazy shit in this."

"Well, this is the modernized one, and I may or may have not have found the gay couple remake of the karma sutra. Actually, it's not even like that." Kakuzu tried to explain.

Hidan looked at Kakuzu blankly, obviously confused. "Wha? So is this like.... The gay version or not? It should be easy to tell, seriously. Look at the sex positions. If both people are men then you have it."

Kakuzu nodded, "Yes, it's the gay version, Hidan. I bought the gay version because we're both men." He shook his head and flipped through the pages, finding two men in a risqué position and showed it to Hidan. "Gay version."

"Oh goodie." Hidan said, smiling, "Lets look at the positions or the oral sex, if they have oral sex in there." He sighed, petting Kakuzu's chest softly. "I like you as a partner. Don't fucking die."

Kakuzu pulled Hidan closer, kissing his temple. "I'm still not going to give you oral for a long time." He rolled his eyes slightly when Hidan told him not to die, "I'll try not to, I'm good at preventing death."

"Well I could learn some more about oral." Hidan said, snuggling closer, "Or am I already a master at that?" He huffed. "Don't try not to, don't.

"Yes, you really need to learn more about oral." Kakuzu sighed and pulled a blanket over the both of them. "You're far from a master." He shook his head "Fine, I won't die. I promise." He turned the pages in the book to oral sex.

“If you think so then I guess I should learn more.” Hidan said, looking over the few pictures on the pages, “Dude, is that guy licking the other’s asshole?”

Kakuzu leaned closer to Hidan as he looked at a few odd pictures. "If you want to learn more, go straight ahead, don't let what I think make you learn more." He blinked at the picture Hidan pointed out. "I.. I think he is."

"I want to learn more." Hidan said, "I want you to be so satisfied with me you won't go to anyone else." He tilted his head to the side, examining the picture. "Would you want me to do that?"

Kakuzu shook his head, "You're paranoid, I'd never go to anyone else. I like you too much. Plus no one heals right after I have sex with them." He squinted in disgust at the picture. "It looks a bit disgusting, but I can't say that it doesn't look enjoyable. I don't know, maybe, I'd have to see how it feels."

"Oh good." Hidan said, "If I'm going to try that you'd need to clean there." He held Kakuzu closer. "If it didn't feel good then it wouldn't be in this."

Kakuzu pulled Hidan into his lap, resting his head on Hidan's shoulder. "I'd only figure I would need to clean there. I guess I want you to try that one on me."

"What?" Hidan asked, looking up at Kakuzu, "Right now?"

Kakuzu shook his head. "No you idiot. Later."

"Oh good. Later is better then now." Hidan said, turning the page, "I couldn't do it now." Hidan pointed at a picture of two men in the 69 position. "When you're ready do you want to try that?"

Kakuzu began to kiss up the side of Hidan's neck, still paying attention to the book. He scowled at the picture of two men. "No, I don't think I'd ever be ready to try that."

Hidan sighed in delight. "Would you try it when I am a woman then?" He asked, "You like giving me oral when I'm a woman."

Kakuzu frowned slightly, but then nodded. "I'll try it with you when you're a woman and maybe make my way to try that with you when you're a man."

Hidan smiled, kissing Kakuzu and taking the book from him. "Make out with me Kakuzu? Please?" He pouted cutely.

Kakuzu sighed when the book was taken from him. "Fine I'll make out with you, but I was trying to find a lesson for today in that book." He pulled Hidan closer and pressed their lips together harder before biting on Hidan's lower lips to draw blood and forcing his tongue into his lover's mouth.

"I'll give it back. But kissing first." Hidan pressed his tongue into Kakuzu's mouth as his lovers entered his, making it wrap around it. He pulled away smiling. "How about we try out this position?" He asked, flipping the pages to a picture of two men having sex in the doggie stile.

Kakuzu nodded and felt himself get a bit disappointed when Hidan pulled away form the kiss. He pulled himself closer to Hidan, trailing his tongue up and down Hidan's neck. He raised a brow, “That's position doesn't look very pleasurable though. I like this one." He pointed to a picture of two men having sex, one bent over a desk, face pressed down into it.

Hidan groaned as Kakuzu licked his neck. "You can't tell by looks you know. I look like I could never be a mass murderer, but I am." he looked at the other position that Kakuzu pointed out, "Isn't that the same thing? We'd only be standing up,"

Kakuzu began to suck and bite on Hidan's neck. "You shouldn't even be a mass murderer." His fingers began to trail over Hidan's chest. "Yes, but I like this one more, I can thrust faster when I'm standing rather to when I'm kneeling."

"We wouldn't have met if I wasn't one." Hidan pointed out, massaging Kakuzu's scalp, "Fine. We'll do that one then." He buried his nose into Kakuzu's hair, inhaling his sent.

"That's true," Kakuzu agreed with him, leaning towards Hidan's hand. "Mm, that feels nice." He nodded when Hidan said they'd do the position he wanted. "How do you feel about me Hidan?" He asked, the question just slipping out of his mouth.

Hidan smiled and continued. "I really like you Kakuzu. I'm supposed to rid the world of non-believers." he said, kissing his forehead, "Most of the people in the world are. You will be the last person I kill. Unless you become a Jashinist by that time."

Kakuzu yawned and closed his eyes, listening to what Hidan said. "I guess you'll just have to kill me because I don't ever plan on becoming a Jashinist. Religions are annoying, I could never devote myself to one."

"I hope I don't have to kill you." Hidan said, kissing Kakuzu's lips, "Do you want oral sex?"

"I don't think I'd let you kill me." He murmured, nuzzling Hidan. "Oral sex would be nice right now."

"We'll just see how it plays out." Hidan mumbled, darting under the covers. He grasped Kakuzu's member and began to lick it softly, dragging his tongue across the skin. "What do you want me to do next? Tell me."

Kakuzu shifted slightly and spread his legs a bit when Hidan darted under the covers. His hips rose a bit when Hidan licked his member. "Mn, just do what you think best."

Hidan blew on the skin before taking Kakuzu into his mouth, taking the entire length in to it. He gagged but kept himself from vomiting as he rubbed his nose into the coarse hair at the base. After several minutes of his throat convulsing around the head Hidan pulled away, returning to lick it. "Did you like that?"

Kakuzu shivered when Hidan blew at his skin, moving a hand down to twine into his lover's soft hair. A soft groan came from him a few times when Hidan started gagging on his length. His hips lurched forward when Hidan removed his head, wanting that wonderful gagging feeling back, but was satisfied with him just licking it. "That… That I liked."

"Now don't poke my eye out with that, I'll do it again." Hidan said quietly, moving down a bit and licking Kakuzu's scrotum. He sucked on the flesh softly before biting the insides of Kakuzu's thighs. "Your skin tastes so good." Hidan whimpered before deep throating Kakuzu again.

Kakuzu moaned when Hidan licked his scrotum. "You're really good at giving head." His fingers tightened in his lover's hair. He lurched his hips further into Hidan's mouth when he was deep throated, letting out another groan.

Hidan began to gag again, gripping Kakuzu's hips. He jerked his head up and down, his throat getting sore. He pulled away and slid out of the bed smirking. "If you want to come you need to do it in here." Hidan said leaning over their desk and wiggling his ass around.

Kakuzu grumbled when Hidan pulled away, he was so close to releasing too. A soft growl came from his throat and he tossed the blankets off of him. Storming, over to the desk, he thrust into him.

Hidan screamed, his legs nearly giving out. " Oh fuck! That is deep~..." he groaned, his member growing erect, "Shit. Fuck me good and hard."

Kakuzu grabbed Hidan's hair, forcing his head to stay at the desk and pushing it harder against it. He began to thrust quickly and roughly in and out of his lover's tight hole, enjoying how it felt like he was fucking a virgin once more.

Hidan moaned. Kakuzu had chosen a good position. His nails left gouges in the wood, all the while moaning. "You should... Fuck me like this -ah- every time." he panted out before his knees buckled.

Kakuzu tightened his grip in Hidan's hair, sure he was nearly about to rip the hairs from his lover's scalp. Why did he protest so much when Hidan asked him to have sex? He had nearly forgotten how amazing this felt. "I think I'm -mn- going to now."

"No~! Stop I'm not ready yet." Hidan whined, struggling to stay standing. "Stop moving."

Kakuzu was about to hit Hidan for telling him to stop, but then realized that he'd probably like it, so he didn't. He stopped none-the-less, leaving himself buried to the hilt inside Hidan.

Hidan panted. "Thank you. I wasn't ready." he hissed in pain, "Stop pulling my hair. It's like super mega pain. I can't fucking stand it." Hidan wiped his brow. "You can start when you think you can last until I come."

Kakuzu pulled all the way out of Hidan, missing his partner's tight hole. "There’s nothing else I can pull, and I like my hands on something in that position. Plus you like pain, don't you?" He walked over and sat on the bed. "Well then, come here and let's make out for a little, I'm on the edge, so trying to hold back coming would be hard right now."

Hidan wobbled to the bed, laying next to Kakuzu and kissing him. "It fucking hurts more then anything else. I don't fucking like it. Grab my shoulders." Hidan moved back to Kakuzu's lips, kissing him harder. "Fucking ravish me."

Kakuzu pulled Hidan closer when he was on the bed with him, leaning into the kiss. "You must have an outrageously sensitive scalp then." He forced his tongue into Hidan's mouth while his hands traveled down Hidan's sides, nails clawing into his skin every once and a while, leaving long red marks in their path.

Hidan moaned, the pain making him horny. "Oh god, I can't fucking stand it." Hidan's had slid down to Kakuzu's groin, "M'sorry." With his apology sent he pinched Kakuzu's member. "Are you still on the edge now?"

Kakuzu smirked when Hidan said he couldn't stand it. "I can't either." He hissed in pain when Hidan pinched up, hips jerking back instinctively. "No, just in pain now. What was that for?"

"I did it to make you less aroused." Hidan said, "Did it work?"

Kakuzu nodded, "Sure as hell did." He turned Hidan over and thrust into him once more, not wanting to wait to go back to the desk. God, just because of their sex, he couldn't think of himself with anyone else, it was that completely perfect.

Hidan groaned. "Kakuzu~! Be as violent as you want." he moaned, grabbing the sheets as Kakuzu began to move at a speed that would make others pass out from pain, "Kaku-Kakuzu~... I fucking- I -ah!"

Kakuzu's nails began to dig into Hidan's skin, tearing it out in small bits in someplaces. His head dipped down as he tried to maintain his rhythm and he bit down painfully onto Hidan's neck, leaving a set of teeth marks in the skin. "You? Yo-You what?"

Hidan gritted his teeth, his pleasure building. "I... I fucking love you! I love you right now." he managed to gasp out. It was true, at the moment he loved Kakuzu, but when the sex ended he would go back to liking him. Hidan grabbed his member and pumped himself. "I'm-I'm close. Shit."

Kakuzu nearly stopped and pulled out of Hidan when he said he loved him. That was a mood killer for him, but he continued on, either way. "W-why'd you have to go and say that?" And he was so close to coming too. Now his orgasm wasn't going to be nearly as good as it would've been moments before.

"Fuck you. I love you right now. I won't when we're done. I-I guess its m-more accurate to say I-I love your sex." Hidan moan, clenching his muscles, "I-I'm... Kakuzu~!" Hidan came on the sheets, screaming his partner’s name.

Okay, so that was better, he'd rather be used for his sex than loved. But that wasn't much for comfort. Kakuzu let out a low moan when he felt Hidan's muscles tighten around him, thrusting in to his partner a few more times before coming inside of him. "I-I guess I love your sex too," he panted, pulling out of Hidan and laying next to him.

"Good. Then you love my ass and I love your dick." Hidan said, tossing an arm over Kakuzu's chest, "I fine with that." Hidan kissed Kakuzu's arm. "Did you enjoy yourself?"

Kakuzu tried to move the sheets so they were over them, that way he and Hidan weren't laying in a pool of cum. He pulled his partner closer, inhaling the scent of sex that was practically pouring out of Hidan's pores. "Yea, I did enjoy myself. Very, very much."

"Good. I'm glad." Hidan said, "I don't want anyone else. Just you." He absently scratched his chest, sighing. "Do you only want me?"

Kakuzu shut his eyes, yawning tiredly. God, sex always took so much out of him. "Yes, of course I only want you."

"Have a nice nap. Okay?" Hidan said, "I'll take one to. Sorry for wearing you out."

"I wasn't planning on sleeping yet, I'm not that tired," Kakuzu lied, not wanting it to seem like he was too worn out.

"Don't lie. Take a nap. I'm just to much for you to handle." Hidan teased, "Go to sleep. I need to as well."

Kakuzu nodded and began to dose off, "You are Hidan, you really are."