Bad Touch

Part VII

Car

Naruto adjusted his collar and straightened his tie. After staring at himself in the mirror for a few minutes, he finally decided to just disregard the "evil choking device" altogether, and threw the tie to the bathroom floor.

In all his years, Uzumaki Naruto never imagined he would become a teacher, but here he was, teaching high school children all about Japanese (1), his favorite subject in school. He supposed Iruka had worn off on him, as the brunet had always been crazy about teaching kids, no matter how rowdy they might be.

Sighing at the thought of yet another school day, Naruto wandered out of the bathroom. Neji was still sleeping, thankfully, or else he might have never gotten out of the shower. The older man seemed to have found a new favorite place to screw Naruto's brains out, not that he was complaining, and the blond couldn't reach for the soap before Neji was pumping in and out of him.

He shivered blissfully at the thought and resisted the urge to run back into the bedroom and wake Neji up. No, it was a school day today, and he couldn't be late for work. Much as he would like to be, it wouldn't set a good example for the kids...Why had he become a teacher again?

"Mmm, because you could teach children how to prank properly. That was the excuse you gave me anyway," Neji answered from behind. Naruto jumped, or would have had two strong arms not been wrapped around his waist, and turned in the embrace to see his boyfriend smirking at him from behind. "I'm guessing you didn't mean to say that aloud?"

Naruto shook his head and smiled. He always did have a habit of speaking aloud when he was alone. It was partly because he hadn't had many friends in his younger days, and talking to himself always made him feel a tad less lonely. Even though he now had people around him, it had become a habit that was just hard to break.

"You look sexy in those clothes," Neji whispered, running his hands up and down Naruto's sides. "I bet you'll look even better without them."

"Neji, stop!" Naruto scolded, pushing the hands unbuttoning his shirt away. Honestly, it was like the long-haired man had become a sex machine now! No complaints or anything, but there were times when they couldn't smex each other up, and right before work was one of those times.

"Don't wanna..." Neji mumbled against Naruto's neck, kissing and sucking the smooth column. Naruto moaned and unconsciously tilted his head to the side, making Neji smirk. "See, you want it too."

"I-I- Oh...Iie!" Naruto suddenly shouted, pushing himself away from his smirking beau. "Not now! I have work."

"You don't have to be there until six," Neji reminded, pointing at the clock that clearly read 5:30am. "It takes ten minutes to get there, that gives us twenty minutes."

"You're insatiable!" Naruto exclaimed. He smiled, though, glad that he could once again say that. When Neji had been busy with work all the time, Naruto had wondered if he'd ever get his once sex-addicted lover back. Now, it seemed he had, and he almost wished Neji would go back to working all the time. Almost.

"Iie, you're just too tempting." Neji wrapped his arms around the blond again and brought their lips together. Naruto sighed when the older of the two tried to deepen the kiss and once again pushed away. He just didn't have the time.

"I'm leaving now," he said as he grabbed his bento box from the fridge. "See you this afternoon!"

"Eh? I'll drive you!" Neji said as he grabbed the keys. Naruto frowned and looked at him; Neji wore nothing but his boxers and a white tank-top. "What? It's not like anyone's going to see me get out of the car," he reminded, slipping on his sandals.

Naruto sighed and nodded. Hey, it wasn't everyday Neji decided to be so nice and drive him to work, which meant he'd have to pick him up too. Maybe Naruto could trick him into going to Ichiraku's after he got off. He hadn't been there in three days, four hours, thirteen minutes, twenty-six seconds, and forty-nine milliseconds! He was getting ramen deprivation!

Too busy thinking about ramen, Naruto never saw the mischievous smirk on the Hyuuga's face.

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Naruto gasped as he was thrown in the backseat. He should have known Neji was up to something, but he had been so busy thinking of ramen, nothing else was getting through his mind! Now, the Hyuuga had pulled over on the side of a deserted road and was crawling on top of him.

"Mmm, Naruuutooo," he sang almost drunkenly, "you look sooo good in those clothes."

And he did.

The blue dress shirt had the first few buttons undone, and the dark grey slacks molded to his amazing legs. His blond hair was in its usual disarray around his head, making him look both casual and sophisticated at the same time. The fact that he wore black and grey converses instead of dress shoes only made the outfit seem more...Naruto-ish.

"N-Neji, we can't!" he protested, moaning when the Hyuuga attacked his neck again. He sighed blissfully and threw his head back, giving Neji more room to bite and lick the tan column he so loved to mark.

"Sure we can," Neji responded distractedly. "No one's around, Na-ru-to."

He sounded the name out, making Naruto shiver at the smexiness. How did Neji always do this to him? Always make him feel so hot and bothered with just a tone?

"S-sc–oh yes!–school!" Naruto ground out, trying to push the hand that had managed to sneak into his slacks away. Neji would have none of it though, and merely pulled the pants and boxers to his lover's knees. He licked his lips at the sight of Naruto half-dressed and underneath him.

"Mmm, what about it?"

"I h-have to g-get t-to – oh gods, Neji! - wooork!" Naruto moaned the word out. It was, in Neji's mind, a sign that he had given up and would let the Hyuuga do as he pleased. Unfortunately, that was not the case.

Naruto pushed against Neji's chest, effectively moving his lover from his place atop him. He sat up and tried to straighten his clothes, willing his throbbing erection down. He couldn't very well go into class like this! Even if his students were older, how would it look if their sensei came in with a hard-on?

Neji slapped his hands away, a scowl on his face. He clearly wasn't happy with Naruto refusing him. Much to his ire, Naruto couldn't help thinking Neji looked damn hot when he was mad.

As though reading his thoughts, the Hyuuga smirked and leaned over to kiss Naruto. The blond moaned, eagerly allowing the begging tongue entrance. As tongues battled for dominance, it seemed Naruto had completely forgotten why he was protesting against Neji's advances. This was fine by the older man, especially since it made pulling Naruto's pants down to his knees that much easier.

SMACK

"Ne-ji?" Naruto moaned his question. Neji chuckled huskily and pulled down his own boxers, sticking his fingers into Naruto's mouth.

"That's for playing hard to get," Neji explained. "You know how much it turns me on when you do. Suck."

Naruto sucked the fingers as ordered, roaming his tongue around each digit individually. Neji groaned out his pleasure, but a quick glance at his watch showed him they didn't have much time. He removed the fingers from Naruto's mouth and pushed one through the tight opening.

Head thrown back and neck out, Neji just couldn't resist. Naruto gasped when a hot mouth landed on his neck, sucking and biting and licking. Geez, Neji really had turned into a horn dog all of a sudden, hadn't he?

Another finger entered, and Naruto winced in slight discomfort. This part was always uncomfortable at first, but at least it got better. Three fingers, and the blond whimpered slightly. His back arched and his mouth flew open, a scream of pleasure escaping when Neji hit his special spot.

"That's enough," Neji grunted, sitting up and spitting on his hand. He rubbed the saliva over his cock and positioned himself outside of Naruto's entrance. "Ready?"

"Neji!" Naruto growled, pushing down. The brunet chuckled and slowly slid inside Naruto's tight entrance, sighing out in pleasure while Naruto's head thrashed from side to side. He stopped for a moment, allowing them both time to get used to the sensation before... "Move!" Naruto ordered.

Another chuckle, and Neji did just that. Thrusting in and out of Naruto's tight hole, he somehow pulled Naruto into a sitting position and leaned over to kiss him deeply. Tongues battling for dominance, dick thrusting in and out, and the occasional slap to his tanned ass had Naruto coming before he could even be touched.

Neji followed a few minutes later, moving back from his blond. A string of saliva kept them connected before Neji pulled away completely and it broke. Naruto sighed happily and leaned back against the back door of the car. His eyes closed as a sense of euphoria washed over him.

Panting, his boyfriend leaned against the other back door to catch his breath. He smiled lovingly at his blond, until blue eyes snapped open and killer intent began to surround Naruto.

"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU, YOU BASTARD!" Naruto shouted as he straightened his clothes, and both climbed back into their original seats. "I'M GONNA BE LATE, AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT! YOU SONUVABITCH! NO SEX FOR A MONTH, I SWEAR!"

"Now, now, Naruto," Neji purred, starting the car. He looked at his angry lover, a lazy smile spread across his face. "Don't make promises you can't keep."

"Grrr...NEJI-TEME!"

A/N's:

1. This is supposed to be like English (literature, grammar, ect...), not the actual language. I have a friend who was born/raised/and still lives in Germany, and she said that there the subject is called German, so it just made sense to me that it would be called Japanese in Japan.