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Naruto's Revenge
Naruto's Revenge
Characters: Neji, Naruto, Sasuke
Description: "It's the Super Sasuke Shadow Clone Genjutsu 2010. Only I am capable of doing it, 'cause Kishimoto-sensei loves me." "He does not!"
Rating: T
Warning: Crack. Duh. Possible (and likely) depravity.
Disclaimer: I own a cactus. His name is Ralph. I wanted to name him Neji, but if I walked around saying 'I own Neji!' some fangirl might stab me in the eye with a pencil.
Dedication: one-of-the-Clayr on DA. You should read her Naruto Fan Comics. They're as hilarious as this, only slightly more in character. (who needs characterization when you can have crazy!Sasuke?)
xXx
"You realize that when I escape, I'm leaving you here to your doom," Neji muttered, peeking around the corner.
Naruto sighed. "I figured as much. Maybe if you throw me at him, it'll distract him long enough for you to get out," he mused, voice equally low. "I'm willing to make the sacrifice for a comrade."
Neji nodded. "Tell Sakura-san you love her?"
"Yes. What else?"
"Understood." Judging the hall to be clear, the two darted out and into a nearby room, using a weak jutsu to blend in with their surroundings. Neji peered out the door, looking around the hall. "It's clear." He took a few steps out... then realized that Naruto wasn't following him.
For a beat, he hesitated, then he decided that - comrade or not - he wasn't going to risk getting recaptured by that psychopath again.
Meanwhile...
"Oh, so happy to find you again~!" Sasuke singsonged. He was dragging Naruto down a secret passage way by the foot, ignoring the desperate howls of "No! Let me go! Neeeejiiii! I'll get you, you traitor bastarrrddd!" and the scritch-scratching sound that was likely Naruto's fingernails on the stone floor. Either that, or he was completely oblivious to said sounds due to the depth of his apparent insanity.
It was a toss up as to which was the case.
"OH, by the way," Sasuke said, stopping and accidentally knocking Naruto's head into the floor. Luckily, Naruto's head was hard enough to survive the impact. The floor... not so much, if the spiderweb of cracks branching out from the point of impact were anything to go by. "Where'd Neji go?"
"He escaped."
"No he didn't," Sasuke scoffed. "I put that jutsu on him, too. Didn't you tell him?" Silence, and Sasuke snickered. "Hm... wonder how long it'll take him to figure it out?"
Naruto sighed. "Can you let me go already?"
Sasuke laughed. "No!" And he continued dragging the blond along. Naruto gave up trying to claw himself to freedom, tucked his arms across his chest and let himself be pulled away. After all, he was getting revenge on Neji for planning to leave him behind.
All was good... until they got back to Sasuke's bedroom.
xXx
Neji quickly found out about the jutsu. Luckily, he knew how to thwart Sasuke's efforts. All it took was a henge and-
"ITACHI! YOU BASTARD!"
... and Sasuke was trying to kill him. Hm. Maybe not the most thought out plan in the world. Neji escaped view and changed the henge a bit. "OMG! Kishimoto-sensei!" Sasuke screamed from behind him.
Neji barely avoided the glomp. "What the hell is wrong with you!" he demanded, staring at the loon that was drooling as he stared back from where he'd face-planted on the floor.
"Oh," Sasuke said, climbing to his feet and wiping the drool away. "It's you, Neji."
Damn, he'd dropped the henge in his bafflement. "... Are you on crack?" he demanded, backing up.
Sasuke lunged. Neji 'gentle fist'ed his face... not so gently. "STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM ME, YOU FREAK!" he yelled. Then he turned and ran...
... into Sasuke.
"GAH!" He spun, only to be facing Sasuke. "SHIT! YOU'RE EVERYWHERE!"
Sasuke struck a pose. "It's the Super Sasuke Shadow Clone Genjutsu 2010. Only I am capable of doing it, 'cause Kishimoto-sensei loves me."
"He does not!" Neji refuted, annoyed. A tic began to pulse in his eyelid, distractingly.
"Does too!" Sasuke argued, pouting.
Neji shuddered. "Just... get the hell away from me!"
"No."
"Why not?"
"Let's make babies!"
"HOLY SHIT! NO- NOOOOO!"
xXx
Oh please, Neji... you totally wanna have his kid. XD Yes, I'm leaving you on a cliffy. *sits back to watch the chaos and neglects to mention certain details*
Characters: Neji, Naruto, Sasuke
Description: "It's the Super Sasuke Shadow Clone Genjutsu 2010. Only I am capable of doing it, 'cause Kishimoto-sensei loves me." "He does not!"
Rating: T
Warning: Crack. Duh. Possible (and likely) depravity.
Disclaimer: I own a cactus. His name is Ralph. I wanted to name him Neji, but if I walked around saying 'I own Neji!' some fangirl might stab me in the eye with a pencil.
Dedication: one-of-the-Clayr on DA. You should read her Naruto Fan Comics. They're as hilarious as this, only slightly more in character. (who needs characterization when you can have crazy!Sasuke?)
xXx
"You realize that when I escape, I'm leaving you here to your doom," Neji muttered, peeking around the corner.
Naruto sighed. "I figured as much. Maybe if you throw me at him, it'll distract him long enough for you to get out," he mused, voice equally low. "I'm willing to make the sacrifice for a comrade."
Neji nodded. "Tell Sakura-san you love her?"
"Yes. What else?"
"Understood." Judging the hall to be clear, the two darted out and into a nearby room, using a weak jutsu to blend in with their surroundings. Neji peered out the door, looking around the hall. "It's clear." He took a few steps out... then realized that Naruto wasn't following him.
For a beat, he hesitated, then he decided that - comrade or not - he wasn't going to risk getting recaptured by that psychopath again.
Meanwhile...
"Oh, so happy to find you again~!" Sasuke singsonged. He was dragging Naruto down a secret passage way by the foot, ignoring the desperate howls of "No! Let me go! Neeeejiiii! I'll get you, you traitor bastarrrddd!" and the scritch-scratching sound that was likely Naruto's fingernails on the stone floor. Either that, or he was completely oblivious to said sounds due to the depth of his apparent insanity.
It was a toss up as to which was the case.
"OH, by the way," Sasuke said, stopping and accidentally knocking Naruto's head into the floor. Luckily, Naruto's head was hard enough to survive the impact. The floor... not so much, if the spiderweb of cracks branching out from the point of impact were anything to go by. "Where'd Neji go?"
"He escaped."
"No he didn't," Sasuke scoffed. "I put that jutsu on him, too. Didn't you tell him?" Silence, and Sasuke snickered. "Hm... wonder how long it'll take him to figure it out?"
Naruto sighed. "Can you let me go already?"
Sasuke laughed. "No!" And he continued dragging the blond along. Naruto gave up trying to claw himself to freedom, tucked his arms across his chest and let himself be pulled away. After all, he was getting revenge on Neji for planning to leave him behind.
All was good... until they got back to Sasuke's bedroom.
xXx
Neji quickly found out about the jutsu. Luckily, he knew how to thwart Sasuke's efforts. All it took was a henge and-
"ITACHI! YOU BASTARD!"
... and Sasuke was trying to kill him. Hm. Maybe not the most thought out plan in the world. Neji escaped view and changed the henge a bit. "OMG! Kishimoto-sensei!" Sasuke screamed from behind him.
Neji barely avoided the glomp. "What the hell is wrong with you!" he demanded, staring at the loon that was drooling as he stared back from where he'd face-planted on the floor.
"Oh," Sasuke said, climbing to his feet and wiping the drool away. "It's you, Neji."
Damn, he'd dropped the henge in his bafflement. "... Are you on crack?" he demanded, backing up.
Sasuke lunged. Neji 'gentle fist'ed his face... not so gently. "STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM ME, YOU FREAK!" he yelled. Then he turned and ran...
... into Sasuke.
"GAH!" He spun, only to be facing Sasuke. "SHIT! YOU'RE EVERYWHERE!"
Sasuke struck a pose. "It's the Super Sasuke Shadow Clone Genjutsu 2010. Only I am capable of doing it, 'cause Kishimoto-sensei loves me."
"He does not!" Neji refuted, annoyed. A tic began to pulse in his eyelid, distractingly.
"Does too!" Sasuke argued, pouting.
Neji shuddered. "Just... get the hell away from me!"
"No."
"Why not?"
"Let's make babies!"
"HOLY SHIT! NO- NOOOOO!"
xXx
Oh please, Neji... you totally wanna have his kid. XD Yes, I'm leaving you on a cliffy. *sits back to watch the chaos and neglects to mention certain details*