The Namikaze Kid and the Uchiha Brothers

The next chapter! I've been working all day on this believe it or not. Hopefully I'll have Bastards and Fangs uploaded later tonight.

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Naruto shifted nervously between Itachi and Sasuke. Fugaku was sitting calmly behind his cherry wood desk with Minato standing off to the right. The younger blond could swear he saw an evil energy coming off the oldest Uchiha in waves. They continued that way for several more minutes.

“Alright, just spill it out already! I can’t take this anymore!” Naruto practically yelled.

The Uchiha brothers stiffened beside him. They hoped that Naruto’s outburst hadn’t fueled their father’s anger even further. They knew their father had a short fuse and the fact that their relationship was a scandal waiting to happen only shortened it.

“I am not disappointed in the fact that I found you three like that. I had only counted on Naruto to be with one of you, not both. It was under this pretense that I created a marriage contract with the Hyuugas. Either Itachi or Sasuke has to marry Hinata Hyuuga and produce an heir.” Fugaku’s gaze was not one to be argued with.

Naruto’s face turned an interesting shade of red while the two brothers remained calm. “You bastard you can’t fucking do that! We’re happy the way things are! If you go through with this then I will not hesitate to take Itachi and Sasuke and go into hiding. You won’t find us!”

“You dare threaten me?” Fugaku jumped out of his seat.

“Yes I do. Because I have waited years to be with these two and you will not rip them from me!” The blonds face had twisted to a snarl.

Itachi placed a hand at the small of Naruto’s back and rubbed circles while Sasuke had grabbed Naruto’s hand and squeezed it. They didn’t need Naruto’s temper to jeopardize their case. They knew that this day would come and had already planned for it, but didn’t fill Naruto in on it which was a huge mistake when the blond found out.

Fugaku merely studied Naruto and his sons for a moment before sitting back down. A smile graced his features. “Then I will not go through with the contract. I hope you know this was a test. I didn’t want this to just be a passing fancy of yours Naruto. I know how fickle you can be Naruto and I didn’t want that to happen to my sons, even though your father had reassured me that this was not a passing fancy. I had to test you and you passed.”

Naruto lost his snarl and a look of confusion crossed his features. “Fugaku say what?”

Itachi and Sasuke could not resist the laughter that bubbled up from their chest. “Moron, he said he was testing you. He would have done that to any person who was interested in pursuing us.” Sasuke explained as he placed a kiss on the blonds’ temple.

Itachi repeated the same gesture as his brother. “I believe we are done here Father?”

“Yes, but remember no one can get wind of this. I suggest you think of what to tell press when you do not marry and make sure you come up with a good explanation.” Fugaku said as he motioned for the men to leave.

“You handled that well Fu.” Minato said as he moved behind the other man and began to massage the tense shoulders. “And I don’t hold anything against you for testing Naruto. You did what you had to do and I would have probably done the same. The Namikaze name doesn’t have as much foothold as the Uchiha.”

“You need to stop that Minato. I’ll fall asleep and miss the ceremony. It’s bad enough that Father had to oversee every aspect of our ceremony, but if I don’t keep a vigilant eye then he will catch our boys and I will have to put him in the nursing home.” Fugaku rubbed his temples.

“Don’t worry about Madara. I’m sure Father or Mother has him cornered somewhere keeping an eye on him.” Minato tried to sooth the other’s nerves.

“I suppose you’re right. Of course, I think Father is afraid of your mothers’ bullish strength.”

The blond laughed. “I think everyone is. They should experiment on her and where that freakish strength comes from.”

“What was that brat?” The cold question came from the doorway of the study.

“Hey mom! Uh…we were just talking about Madara!” Minato rubbed the back of his head sheepishly.

“Right. Since it’s your wedding day I won’t beat either of you into smithereens. We’re about half an hour away until the ceremony so you might want to get your asses down there and get into position. And brat…Naruto did something to his tie. It was ruined so he won’t be wearing one.” Tsunade said as she turned on her heel and left the room.

Minato smiled at Fugaku and placed a kiss on his lips. The blond then moved out of the room laughing as the Uchiha cursed and tried to chase him. With the stress of planning the ceremony and Madara watching their every move they didn’t have a moment to relax and just be themselves.

They made their way to the garden that was located at the back of the mansion. Fugaku gave Minato a quick kiss before the couple locked arms. They were assured that everyone was seated and that everyone had taken their place.

They stood still trying to get rid of the last minute jitters. This was permanent for the both of them. Minato had thought it would never come to this. When Fugaku had left him for a wife and family duty he was sure that would be the end. But his five year old son reconnected them and Minato was glad for his ball of sunshine.

“I can’t tell you how happy this makes me Fu.” Minato beamed.

“Leave it for the vows Minato. You can tell me then.” Fugaku answered with a smile on his face.

The two heard the swell of music and knew it was time for the ceremony to begin. They walked down the aisle arms locked together. Minato smiled at everyone as they passed the rows of chairs. He wanted to wave but resisted the urge.

The two men were standing in front of a trellis that was decorated with a flowering vine. It was the only decoration they had decided on for the ceremony. Minato wasn’t one for flashy decorations and Fugaku agreed. The trellis with the vine was more than enough for the two men.

Jiraiya smiled at his son and his future son-in-law. He had gotten his license to perform marriages a long time ago, but never had any use for it. No one wanted to be married by the resident pervert. But when his son announced his impending marriage Jiraiya had jumped at the opportunity.

“Everyone we are gathered here today to join the two souls you see before you in holy matrimony. The couple has written their own vows. You may begin Fugaku.”

Fugaku straightened his stance and face Minato, taking the blonds hands in his. “I was happy that you gave us a second chance. I never stopped loving you and will continue to love you well beyond death. I wish for us to grow old together and spoil our grandchildren rotten. Minato Namikaze will you do me the honor of becoming my husband?”

Minato smiled and said yes. The smile stayed in place as Fugaku placed the titanium ring with the Uchiha family fan in the middle on his finger. No one would have any doubts as to who Minato belonged to.

“Minato, you may begin.” Jiraiya said as he tried to ogle the girl in the third row.

“Fugaku,” The blond had to refrain from saying his loved ones nickname. “When you came back into my life I was hesitant as first. But you proved to me that you truly loved me and I allowed myself to fall for you all over again. I also wish for us to grow old together and also spend our days loving one another.” The blond placed a titanium ring on the Uchiha’s ring finger.

“I pronounce you wed. You may kiss one another.” Jiraiya stated loudly.

Fugaku grinned at Minato before taking the blond into a kiss and dipping the other low. A slew of catcalls and whistles came from the crowd. Minato couldn’t help the smile that
lit up his face as he was pulled back up and was pressed against Fugaku’s body.

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The reception was in full swing by the time sunset came along. Naruto was having a blast with Itachi and Sasuke by his side. He had already pranked Madara twice, the first prank was replacing his grape wine with prune juice and the second was the piece of cake he had baked earlier filled with ex-lax he had conveniently handed the man. Madara had always looked down on Naruto and the blond resented him for it. Naruto snickered as he watched the Uchiha run to the bathroom. This was the funniest thing he had done in quite awhile. He had promised his father to behave during the ceremony and he had. But his father forgot about the reception and Naruto was pulling every trick he knew.

A hand rested on his shoulder. “I hope that was your last prank for the night.”

“Of course Itachi. I had promised Sasuke only two pranks.” Naruto’s smile was impish.

“Good. Our fathers should be about ready to head off to their honeymoon. Have you decorated the car?” Itachi asked as he led Naruto away from his hiding spot.

“Yeah. I took care of that during Kakashi’s speech. He still owed me for the whole Icha Icha Paradise fiasco. I’m glad I saved that favor.”

Itachi chuckled. “I’m sure you are. Now let’s see our fathers off so we can hopefully get these guests out of the way and have some time to ourselves.”

“Yeah! I want my cuddle time!” Naruto yelled.

Itachi shook his head. “Only you Naruto would want cuddle time instead of sex.”

“Well if you and the bastard weren’t so horny all the time and let me cuddle between rounds then I wouldn’t need my cuddle time!” The blond exclaimed in annoyance.

Itachi laughed. “Yes I suppose if we weren’t such sex fiends that you would get cuddle time. But it would also help if you weren’t so damn sexy either.”

Naruto pouted for a moment. “Let’s see our parents off! I think most of the guests have left anyway.”

The blond grabbed the Uchiha’s hand and drug him out of the ballroom and towards the front door. The two stood by the door and laughed to themselves as Sasuke was attacked by Sakura Haruno. The pink haired girl had stalked him all through high school and wouldn’t dare go around the Uchiha when Naruto was present. It seemed like she took the opportunity to attach herself to him.

“Sasuke! There you are bastard!” Naruto yelled as he walked over to his boyfriend.

“Naruto I’m sure his parents were married when he was born.” Sakura glared at him, daring him to say anything.

“Ah come on Sakura! That’s the nickname I gave him! I can’t take it back ‘cause it’s too perfect for him! What are you two doing out here anyway?” Naruto asked.

“Oh! Lee took off somewhere with Gai and I haven’t seen them since! I’m not too sure what those two are up to!” Sakura exclaimed. Lee was her current boyfriend and it suited Sasuke just fine.

“Okay…I’m going back inside, finding Dad and Fu and then disappearing I do not want to witness what those two have planned.” Naruto then turned on his heel and headed back into the house.

It didn’t take him long to find his father and stepfather. “Hey! I’m not gonna see you two off. I’m feeling really tired and thought I’d say I love you and be safe and call me when you make it! Bye!”

The blond gave both men a kiss on the cheek and ran off to his room. He knew his father would yell at him later for subjecting him to Lee and Gai, but the blond had issues with both men that went back to his kindergarten days.

Naruto shut the door to his room and sagged against it. He was sure that he was safe now. He hoped that Sasuke and Itachi would find their way to his room soon. The other two had kept up the pretense of separate rooms whenever the three of them visited for a weekend.

Naruto walked away the door and shirked off his jacket. He unbuttoned his shirt and threw it on the chair in the room. He then slipped his pants off and stalked over the dresser. He opened the drawer and pulled out a pair of orange sleep pants. He had just put them when a knock sounded at the door.

Naruto grinned thinking it was his lovers but was sorely disappointed when Madara Uchiha was on the other of the door. Naruto raised an eyebrow and stepped aside allowing the Uchiha through. Naruto crossed his arms and waited for Madara to say something.

“I will give half a million dollars if you move out of the condo that you’re sharing with Itachi and Sasuke.” Madara’s facial expression was deadly serious.