The Cracked Drabbles
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Naruto › Yaoi - Male/Male
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Category:
Naruto › Yaoi - Male/Male
Rating:
Adult
Chapters:
8
Views:
1,161
Reviews:
1
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
I do not own Naruto. I am making no money off writing this. I am POOR.This is done for fun only.
Oh My Kunai Provocation
“Kakashi, it's come to my attention you've been flashing your.....equipment in public.”
“I….” “I don't want to hear it. Gai's hair has gone white. White!” “I was provoked.” “SILENCE! Gai is a babbling mess, I have 74 requests for missions with you, and half the nin are busy trying to figure out who tops!” “Well….” “SHUT UP! Now you have two choices: take Iruka to a hot springs, fuck his brains out so you don't feel provoked anymore, or I do surgery and we don't have to worry about your....provocation again. Choose.” “I'll stock up on lube right now, Hokage-sama.” Yes, that is Tsunade as the Hokage. I do so enjoy throwing outrageous situations her way.