A Completely Different Fanfiction

A/N: I don't own Naruto at all... I wish I did though... There will be a threesome at the end of this chapter being Lee/Neji/Naruto. ^_^ Oh, the possibilities... Anyways, sorry for taking so long to post. I've had writer's block for the longest, and it's now over so I can keep writing again!

Naruto had talked to Iruka-sensei about his relationship with his green-clad boyfriend as they stood outside of the ramen stand, some parts making his sensei smile, other parts making him blush. When Naruto finished, Iruka-sensei finally spoke up, "I'm glad you found someone who cares about you, even though you carry the Kyuubi with you." He sounded relieved saying that, which made Naruto smile brightly.

"NAAAARUUTOOOO!!!!!!!!!!" A loud scream was heard in the distants followed by a large trail of dust headed towards the ramen stand. Iruka-sensei and Naruto looked in that direction while the expressions on their faces read "WTF?!". In the distants they saw that the huge cloud of dust was trailing from a certain bushy-eyebrowed jounin dragging his favorite student by the arm and his other hand balled into a tight fist. Before Naruto could even make a move to defend himself, the fist came crashing into the left side of his face, sending him flying into the sky and Iruka-sensei into panic like a hen being attacked by a fox. "Maito Gai!! What the hell..?!" the chuunin asked, but was interrupted when Naruto finally crashed into the ground. Scaring the living shit out of anyone nearby who saw, Naruto got up and apologized to some of them but ran back to where Iruka-sensei, Lee, and Gai-sensei stood.

"Thick-brow-sensei!! What was that for?!" the blonde asked.

"How dare you and Lee make shounen-ai and try to keep it a secret from me?!" Gai-sensei asked angrily. Tears began to well up in his eyes as he said, "Did you think that I would be untrustworthy and that I would tell everyone in the village?!" His tears came down like waterfalls. Lee, Iruka-sensei, and Naruto stood dumfounded. Um... yeah... The three of them thought to themselves. "Who else knew before me?!" the man with the thick eyebrows demanded.

Lee took the chance to speak up at this point, "Neji, Jiraiya-sama, Iruka-sensei, and Kakashi-sensei..."

"NANI?! And you two didn't even think to tell ME?!"

Iruka-sensei said, "Give the boys a break, Gai. They probably felt that they'd be embarassed if they told anyone." Mainly by either Kakashi or you, most likely, he thought to himself.

Gai-sensei stopped crying and immediately turned into a fit of laughter. "Lee! Naruto! Did you two really think I would embarass you two?"

"Well, yeah... You are kinda loud..." Naruto thought out loud. Rock Lee pinched him in the arm before he could continue and pretended to laugh as he said, "Of couse not! You and Iruka-sensei would've been the first people we'd tell! Right, Naruto-kun?"

Naruto got with the program and replied, "Hai! Hai!" Gai-sensei and Iruka-sensei were both relieved.

Later on in the afternoon, Naruto went to the Hokage tower to see if Tsunade-baa-chan had any missions for him. He found her, instead, in Konoha Hospital looking over Rock Lee's medical report. "If you have time to bug the hell out of me, you have time to go train just in case I actually do have a mission for you, brat," replied the Godaime after Naruto had barged into the office, through the window, and demanded a newer, better mission. "The next time you use the window to my office instead of the door, I'm sending you back to the academy, so they can teach you manners." Her eyes never left the report.

"But, I've been training! How else will I become stronger to get Sasuke back and become Hokage?" His eyes went from her to the medical report she was reading. "Isn't that Fuzzy Eyebrows?"

"That's something strange."

"Huh?" Naruto looked back at her.

"The medic nin who checked on him said that there were signs of Lee's been having anal sex. Since when did he become sexually active?"

HOLY SHIT!!! I'M SCREWED!! Naruto blushed and went completely silent. Tsunade took notice and looked at Naruto as she said, "Naruto, what's wrong?"

"Nothing! Nothing..." Tsunade took notice that he had answered rather quickly.

"Really, Naruto, what's wrong? Do you know anything about this?"

"No! I didn't know anything!" He pretended to laugh as the Godaime rolled her eyes and went back to reading the report.

"If you do find out anything, tell Lee to take it easy. If he is sexually active, he should know that he's in no condition to be uke," she replied.

"Um, okay. I'll be back to see if my mission starts soon!" Naruto said as he dashed out of the hospital. Tsunade looked in his direction and smiled a bit, thinking, Naruto, you little brat, do you really think I'm stupid?

*Neji's POV*

I've been training with Hiashi-sama most of the day, and I'm pretty tired right now. I'm walking down the streets of Konoha and I see Gai-sensei, Lee, Naruto, and a chuunin walking towards me. I have a feeling that Gai-sensei knows about Lee and Naruto. My thoughts go back to last night, how perfect they looked as they embraced each other. I remember each time Naruto was kissed by my teammate as he thrusted into him. I also remembered the way Naruto moaned, called out his name, and begged him for more. I remembered how I was having thoughts in my head to join them and take Lee right there or to suck on Naruto to soothe his aching need. I wanted to feel them do that to me. These thoughts started making me smile and my pants feel a bit tighter. Christ, I just hope he ONLY knows about those two.

I go to greet them, but Gai-sensei sees me and comes running towards me with a fist curled up. FUCK! I dodge it immediatelty, but another fist caught my off guard and connected with my chin, and hard... I fly backwards, head first into a nearby wall. I start seeing stars and things go black for a split second, and I wake up saying, "What did I do.." Before I could finish, Lee and Naruto are running to aid me as Gai-sensei shouted, "How dare you not tell me about how these two explored shounen-ai together?!" The chuunin started screaming at the top of his lungs like an angry mother hen.

"Gai, calm down! It's not going to help if you beat these poor boys into retardation!" I'm fine, but as far as that's concerned, it's a bit too late for Naruto. (XD) He and Lee are helping me to my feet as the chuunin kept going off on Gai-sensei. I've seen him eating ramen with Naruto a lot. My cousin, Hinata watches the whole scene and rushes to help me too. I think his name is Iruka-sensei. From where I'm standing, this guy looks like a panicking chicken, and I'm finding this funny. I look really hard, and the chuunin turns into a giant chicken that's jumping up and down, feathers falling all over the place, and clucking angrily. When I start laughing my ass off, I must've hit my head REALLY hard because I point at it and say in a rather high pitched voice, "LOOK!!! A CHICKEN IS YELLING AT GAI-SENSEI!!! HAHAHA!!!!" I'm still laughing, too! That was the loudest I ever was in my entire life. I hear Lee gasp and say to Naruto that they'd better get me into the hospital. Gai-sensei, Hinata, and the chicken are horrified as they look at me, at this point. Hinata decides to follow Lee, Naruto, and me to the hospital, and they have to endure my high-pitched cackling the entire way.

*Hinata's POV*

I never want to witness such a thing again. Even when we got my older cousin to the hospital, the laughing... IT NEVER STOPPED!!! We've got him into a bed and he's still pointing and laughing at Iruka-sensei and calling him an angry chicken. Sakura had ran into the room to hear what all the commotion was about, and stopped in sheer horror, like a suspense or scary film in the movies at what she saw. "What... in... the... world?!" She was followed by another medic nin, and looked at us to see how this frightening sight came to be. Neji's teammate, Rock Lee, Iruka-sensei, and Naruto-kun went to explain everything. About how those two started dating each other, and how Neji found out, how the three of them didn't tell anybody, and how Gai-sensei punched the sanity out of Neji for keeping it from him.

After hearing all of this, Sakura and I didn't know what to say about Lee and Naruto. I felt a bit sorry that I didn't tell Naruto-kun how I felt about him, but I felt happy for them. At least if I didn't get to be with him, someone else who cared did. That's why I didn't feel jealous. Sakura must've been in shock more than me, because both of them liked her. She ended up congratulating them anyway. Of course, the whole conversation was being shouted over Neji's loud laughter of insanity and his need to remind us that a giant chicken was standing in the room with us. The medic nin tucked him in and sent Sakura to get a sedative to calm him down as he bandaged my cousin's injured head. Neji finally quieted down after everyone but Naruto-kun, Lee, and I, left. The medic nin ushered us out later and told us that he needed to rest. Sakura had injected the sedative into him, which resulted in him settling down and falling asleep.

As Naruto-kun, Lee-kun, and I walked towards the exit of the hospital, we heard barking and laughter behind us. I turned around and saw Akamaru, Kiba, who was laughing, and Shino, who didn't make a sound. "Naruto's been dating Lee!?" Kiba said laughing loudly at the thought. Lee-kun starts to blush and Naruto-kun starts to get mad. He shouts, "What's it to you? How'd did you know anyway, dattebayo?"

"We were here earlier delivering a message to the Hokage, and ended up finding her here. We saw Hinata's cousin being brought here laughing like a hyena and pointing at Iruka-sensei, so we followed you all. Over him, we heard you shout your conversation," Shino said. Lee-kun blushed harder and started scratching the back of his head. Naruto calmed down and also blushed.

"Oh yeah, Hinata. What happened to him?" Kiba asked, Akamaru gave a concerned yelp.

"Gai-sensei was mad at him and punched him into a wall," I answered. Both of my teammates, mainly Kiba, were shocked and looked like they wanted to cringe at the thought of Kurenai-sensei with a temper like that, "He's asleep now, so he should be okay," I quickly added."

"I just remembered! Naruto and I have an errand to run, right Naruto-kun?" Lee-kun said.

"Huh?" Naruto managed to say, before he was dragged out of the hospital in the direction of his apartment. I smile as they left.

"Who do you think is uke?" Kiba asked Shino and me with a mischievous smile. I started blushing, really hard. Shino took the opportunity to answer, "It's definitely Naruto. I could be wrong, though." I fainted at this, and soon I felt them rush to carry me into a room.

*Naruto's POV*

How hard is it to keep a secret in this town?! Seriously! How many more people are going to find out that Fuzzy-Eyebrows and I like each other, and more than friends. At least Hinata, Sakura-chan, and Neji were cool about it. Speaking of Neji, who knew that he was a pervert and what... the... hell?! I knew that his head had hit that wall hard, but he hit it harder than I thought, and what was with that voice?! He wouldn't stop about how Iruka-sensei looked like a giant chicken to him, either! And the laughing... I cringe at the thought of hearing him laugh like that again... That was weirder than the time I went on that mission with Shino, and he laughed... Both of which, I never want to see again.

It's nighttime now, so Fuzzy-Eyebrows and I decided to take it easy, and take a bath together at his place. It's really nice in here too.

After that, we're on his bed, kissing, my back facing his chest, he's caressing my member. I'm moaning as his lips and his tongue trace my neck, while I moan. "Please, more..." I beg him. He helps me turn around brings me to my knees. Before I can ask what he was going to do to me, his mouth is already on my hardness, sucking, and licking me. "Aahh...! Fuzzy-eyebrows!" I cried out. Underneath me, his leg is between my knees trying to separate them. I do it, and feel that I'm close to my climax. He takes the opportunity to jerk me off, and use my own cum to lubricate his hardness. While he laid down on his back, I position myself on his tip and I let him enter me. We hear the door open, and look who's there! It's Neji, out of the hospital, and here to be the little voyeur that he is! He's smiling as he closes the door behind him and locks it. Fuzzy-eyebrows and I are blushing like crazy at this point. I bet he's here to watch us, just like I predicted. He started to shock us both by taking off his own clothes and he walked over towards us. We're both frozen in place, Fuzzy-eyebrows completely inside me, too. Neji comes over and kisses me, passionately, and then Fuzzy-eyebrows. He climbs onto the bed behind me and gently grabs me by the hips, lifts me so that I feel my boyfriend move in and out of me. "Go ahead. Move," he said to me gently. I start riding his teammate, while Neji kisses my neck and trails down my back and down to where Fuzzy-eyebrows and I are connected. He and I moan as we feel Neji's warm tongue up against my asshole and on Fuzzy-eyebrows' balls. Neji wanders in front of me, jerking himself off as my boyfriend and I fuck, and starts going down on me. At this point, I don't know who will make me cum again first, Fuzzy-eyebrows hitting me against my sweet spot every single time he thrusts inside me, or Neji sucking me off. I get my answer when I feel that rush of warm semen hit my sweet spot, and I cum in Neji's mouth.

*Rock Lee's POV*

This suddenly was a surprise. Naruto-kun and I just wanted a quiet evening with each other. Now, I'm lying on my bed, my cock inside of Naruto-kun, and Neji going down on him. I thought he was joking when he said that Neji watched us last night and enjoyed it. And enjoyed it, he did!

I pull out of Naruto, and kissed him, pushing him gently backwards onto the bed as Neji uses the cum in his mouth to lube himself, and me. I couldn't help but wonder what he was planning, and I saw him hold Naruto by the legs and enter him. Naruto-kun started moaning and gripping to the sheets. Neji leans forward, pressing his member completely into my boyfriend and giving me access to his entrance. Like I said, this is a surprise. I take the hint and gently enter him, not wanting to hurt him. I hear him and Naruto-kun moan out loud. After I fill him completely, I start moving again. Each thrust into Neji, makes him thrust deeper into Naruto-kun. Even though he's not as tight as Naruto-kun, the feeling was still really something. I could also tell that my teammate had never done something like this, but he seemed to want this badly. I thrust harder and faster, and here the two of them in front of me moaning, begging me not to stop.

*Neji's POV*

I never thought that this would feel so good. Sure, it hurt almost as bad as I had hit my head earlier, but in the end it felt so good. I'm jerking on Naruto while my cock is drilling him into the bed, Lee is behind me, and pounding into me, I feel my teammate hit his climax and a rush of hot wetness up my ass, this triggered me cumming into his lover, and Naruto's seed splashing all over my stomach. I collapse onto him as Lee pulls out of me. I'm still in Naruto, and the three of us are panting and trying to catch our breaths. So, this is how it felt to be with the both of them.