A Dog's Life

Welcome to chapter 8 of ‘A Dog’s Life’ I am so happy that all of you love my story and I especially like your comments on my story, I would love to hear more. I am sorry that this chapter isn’t edited either but I will eventually find someone to help with that. I hope you still like the story in the meantime. We pick up where we left them last of course, on with the chapter.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto that honor is held by Masashi Kishimoto I am just a fan writer doing this for fun.


Chapter Eight-A Dog’s Life by KitsuneFun


Kakashi exited the bathroom ready to help the raven with his little problem only to notice that Sasuke and Naruto were gone… he frowned in disbelief wondering where the two burgeoning lover birds could have gone. If he didn’t work fast and before the new moon finished its cycle, Sasuke would remain a dog forever. He had kept that bit of information hidden from his mate because he knew the other was too vocal for his own good, “Not that I mind’ the white haired man thought since he likes his lover being vocal, but in this case it could potentially ruin the relationship Kakashi noticed had started to happen between Sasuke and his, “Snicker..” owner, that piece of information in itself was funny enough to last Kakashi till the next moon eclipse. It was cute seeing the Uchiha heir jealous for once, Fugaku would be proud.

“That’s terrific… Sasuke is gone Kakashi,” Obito frowned while he excited the bathroom after Kakashi noticing the surprising empty store, all except for a boy with brown haired pulled back into a pig-tail putting away books near where they were standing with Sasuke earlier was still there, ‘Wait…’ Obito thought looking at the other boy more closely, ‘That stature… that annoyed with everything look… was that?’ he nudged Kakashi a little too enthusiastically with his elbow, in his excitement, surprising the taller man who had leaned briefly over to look at a book titled ‘Icha Icha Paradise‘, “I have a question for you?”

Kakashi stood up to eye his mate in excitement at the suggestion, “If it’s Kakashi will you fuck me in the bathroom stall till my butt is numb then I accept,” he put an arm around Obito’s shoulders and planted a quick and rather wet one on the smaller man’s cheek before Obito could object.

“Dammit pervert…” the smaller man rubbed at the spot where Kakashi had kissed earlier in annoyance, “get your mind off your penis for once and focus…” The raven haired man started.

Kakashi interrupted by pouting, rather too close for Obito‘s comfort, staring him right in front of his face, “But don’t you like my penis…. It likes you,” the white haired man pointed down in the direction of his crotch and Obito’s eyes widened in horror at the obviously aroused Kakashi, the smaller man blushed a bright red and tried to ignore that his own member twitched slightly in interest at the suggestive image presented to him.

Hiding his own interest with anger, Obito smacked the older man upside his spiked white haired head, “That has nothing to do with this… I was wondering if you recognized that brunette over there?” he pointed to the pony-tailed employee he had noticed earlier, the brunette was still in the process of putting the books away slowly as if he didn’t want to be there.

Kakashi narrowed his eyes for a moment, in the brunette’s direction, trying to make out who it was Obito was so interested in. All of a sudden he grinned while thinking, ‘I recognize that tight anywhere,’ out loud he said, “Well… well… what do you know, it his Majesties’ guard…” at those words Kakashi quickly left Obito’s side to face the brunette, who continued to ignore his presence in favor of putting away the new books.

“Can I help you?” Shikamaru mumbled when the presence, he noticed earlier standing close, failed to retreat when he continued to ignore him hoping they would eventually go away when he continued to ignore them. Shikamaru wasn’t in the mood to deal with customers today, or for that manner any day, since they were always so troublesome with their requests and that really wasn’t what he was assigned to do here.

“Yes…” Kakashi’s voice drawled leaning close, over the books, so he could whisper easily into the other boy‘s ear, “Care to show me how to play, ‘Find the Cherry?” Shikamaru froze dropping a book in shock. The brunette recognized the voice instantly as someone he wished more than anything to avoid, ‘Kakashi‘, a huge blush erupted onto his face as Obito watched jealously from the sidelines as the taller man gave attention, that wasn’t directed towards him, to someone else.

Shikamaru straitened and turned to look at the other man while trying to hide his blush at the suppressed memory of the two having sex at Arashi‘s grand yearly ball while they were both drunk and Kakashi was still single, “Hello Kakashi,” he stated in a bored tone, not wanting the older man to get to him.

Kakashi smirked noticing the redness he caused to blossom onto the guard‘s cheeks, “Aw don’t tell me you forgot about that night 20 years ago Shi-chan… I know I cant,” if possible the brunette turned a brighter red than before which only caused Obito’s anger to escalate since he didn’t like the fact that Kakashi had other lovers before Obito had met him and was instantly hanging all over this brunette as if the whole mate business he kept talking about didn’t exist.

“You do realize both you and I were drunk…” Shikamaru was silenced with a finger placed over the center of his mouth by Kakashi’s finger.

“Ah your trying to break my heart Shi-chan, and just as we find each other here again… of all places,” He gestured to the store in general with his eyes but, Shikamaru knew what he was implying, ‘What was Arashi’s guard doing here in the Mortal world and for that matter why was someone of Shikamaru’s importance working in a lowly human bookstore.” he knew it was Kakashi’s own special form of interrogation.

Shikamaru gritted his teeth knowing it was only a matter of time before Arashi’s heir was found out if he didn’t somehow distract the older man. The brunette sighed realizing all their effort was really becoming worthless after only 20 years. It all started with the appearance of Gaara then the appearance of the two Uchiha family members, The brunette knew their appearance didn’t bode well from Naruto’s safety, but had thought he was safe when he saw neither Kakashi nor Obito had recognized him when they first entered the store, he tried to think quickly of a way to distract the others from his purpose when he noticed the jealous stare of Obito.

‘If his memory was serving him well,’ Shikamaru thought eyeing the one Kakashi had chosen as his mate, ‘Then I have the perfect solution’ the brunette lifted his face and twisted his body into a seductive stance while leaning heavily against Kakashi he looked up lustfully into a sudden glowing red eye, “Now that I think about it… I wouldn’t mind trying that trick again…” he moved to pull the other down to his level by his sweater, leaning close enough till he could almost feel the other’s breath on his lips he whispered, “Care to try it with a lemon this time Sharingan boy?” he brushed the skin of his mouth gently against the others.

Shikamaru was quickly pushed away from Kakashi by a more than pissed off and jealous Obito, “Get the hell away from him… and you” he turned quickly on to Kakashi stabbing him in cruelly in the chest with his finger emphasizing his words, “You fucking bastard… you tell me you love me… call me cutesy names that make me want to vomit… try to molest me ever chance you get and at inappropriate times…. Ask me to have sex in random places that aren’t meant for mating,” he started to tear up a little as he yelled at Kakashi grabbing him by his sweater now, “And now you drop all of that to fuck some random retard…” he indicated Shikamaru who only snorted at the retard remark as he watched Obito vent out his rage towards the taller man.

Kakashi’s heart thumped hard in his chest and a beautiful smile spread out on his face with every word the smaller man yelled at him, he was beyond delighted by the turn of events, he didn’t realize his mate cared this much, “Obito…” he pulled the other man closer.

Obito tried to shove him off, he started to cry more by this time, “Don’t you fucking touch me… I hate you…”

The white haired man laughed happily at his mate’s distress, Kakashi pulled the smaller man close locking his arms around Obito while hugging his mate’s struggling form close to his body, “Sweet heart you know you’re the only hole for me…” he leaned in and kissed Obito softly on the mouth making the other gasp in surprise at the soft gesture.

“That’s not what you were telling him…” Obito gestured with his head towards the still present Shikamaru, “That you couldn’t get his Cherry off your mind…” The raven haired man tried to turn away from Kakashi, but the taller man would have none of that, since he was more than willing to put his mate’s hurt feelings at ease.

“Obito… I was only trying to get information, nothing more,” the smaller man looked doubtful at his words and made a funny pursing look with his mouth which Kakashi thought was rather adorable, “you know I gave up all those men when I found out you were my mate… please,” he kissed the other softly again, “Don’t be mad..” another kiss, “I would rather die first than hurt you…” a deeper and longer kiss this time that Obito quickly responded too.

“Bastard…” Obito mumbled into the kiss allowing for once for Kakashi to caress and kiss him senseless. Neither man noticed as Shikamaru quickly stepped away and quietly exited their presence, he had plans after all and first on his list was making sure he got Naruto out of Danger.

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It didn’t take long for Shikamaru to reach Naruto’s apartment using the traveling spell to get there in under a minute, knowing the direction of the route like the back of his hand, he walked up the 5 flight of stairs from the emergency exit in the back of Naruto’s building to reach the top where the blond lived. The brunette didn’t want alert the watchman that was standing guard at the moment near the elevator at the main lobby. Taking out his key he opened the door after setting off the sleeping spell he had set up for emergencies on the apartment and walked in noticing both Naruto and his new dog had fallen asleep snuggled against one another on the floor.

The brunette quickly walked to the other brunette’s side and quickly bent down ant tried to remove Naruto’s arms from around Sasuke, but apparently the blond didn’t want to let go of the dog that was quickly becoming a part of his family. Shikamaru knew Naruto was lonely though he had never anticipated that the other brunette would not only get involved with Gaara, a known assassin working for Itachi the traitor, but also the traitor’s younger brother who had somehow become trapped in the form of a dog.

Sitting back he rubbed at his brow in frustration, it seemed like their was no way around it, he would just have to take Sasuke along with him and Naruto to the safe house Arashi had set up for his son in the magical world. The guard could always decide later, once he got there and made sure Naruto was in no further danger, what to do with the Uchiha heir.

He would notify Ino and Shino, who were already on their way, where to meet him, “Tsch…” he mumbled to himself, “So troublesome…”

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“OWWWW!!!” Kakashi rubbed at his abused arm in circular motions as he eyed Obito’s steadily growing enraged face, “What… I thought you wanted to have makeup sex?” It seemed that after the brief reconciliation and a much desired mutual make out session his mate had reverted back to his old ways.

The raven haired man shook his fist towards the other’s face, “I am not your bitch… you… you bastard…”he lunged at the other’s face with his fist again.

Kakashi easily ducked, he wasn’t known for being Fugaku’s right hand man for nothing, “But Sweet Tush… don’t I matter at all…”

“NO!” the raven yelled, “While you were busy molesting me again the stupid retard got away…”

“But you wanted to be molested…” the white haired man whined in frustration at the turn of events.

“The Hell I did…” Obito’s face had flushed a deep red; he was in denial, “Besides while you were busy letting Arashi’s guard escape we also lost Sasuke… Fugaku’s going to be pissed.”

“Would it help if I mentioned I tagged Sasuke with a tracking lode-stone?” Kakashi asked hopefully.
Obito stopped in his pursuit of Attacking Kakashi to eye him warily, “It might…”

‘Well it’s a start,’ Kakashi thought striating up in front of his mate, “All we have to do is focus our energy on the location of the stone and we will find Sasuke…”

The raven stopped massaging his fist to look at the taller man thoughtfully, “Go on…”

“Then we can get his little blond owner to kiss him and then poof…” Kakashi gestured with his hands excitedly, “No more Doggie Cousin…”

“Is that all?” Obito sighed sitting down onto the floor of the store suddenly exhausted, “And how exactly do we get a human male to kiss a dog? Animals aren’t considered on the sexual level here in the Human Realm… besides they don’t even have Werewolves or for that matter Changelings here, so we can’t convince him his prince charming just happens to like being in doggie form…. ”

“Ah don’t worry Koi… I am not considered the King of Sex for Nothing (referring to his sexual prowess),” Obito snorted at the title.

“Well let’s hope we can turn him back since I would hate to have to tell Fugaku his son is a dog.”

Well that’s it for chapter 8, the next chapter should be coming out soon. The next chapter will be set in part in the magical world… though I am debating whether I send Gaara after them or not, though Iruka and Kakashi may not need to help Sasuke… well I wont say anymore, since you just have to read the next chapter. As always I look forward to your comments so I can make this story the best it can be for you guys. Goodbye for now XD.