INSANE

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto…although like many others I wouldn’t mind

Warnings: Yaoi, violence, sexual themes, blah blah blah, those who have read my stories before should have an idea, and those who haven’t…well, have fun learning what I’m like ^ ^

This is being written for makacatori…so the idea is not mine, I’m just typing it ^ ^

Votes are as followed: (just so you know, this story is posted on another website, so I’m counting those votes as well)
Main Pairing:
Naruto
-Itachi: 3
-Neji: 2
-Both: 7

Side:
Gaara/Neji: 3
Neji/Hinata: 1

No Side Pairings: 2

Well, it seems that the threesome is in the lead, if that’s not what you would like, hurry and get your votes in! ^ ^

Also I would like to dedicate this chapter to my friend Kin, who helped me keep my head, with everything
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“Kyuubi”

There was silence, then,

“Kit?”

“I, I don’t understand, bloodline? Kaa-san spirit is in me? Is it my fault that…that she’s dead then? Was she planning on dying all those years ago?” tears begin to spill from his eyes, “I don’t understand!” he cried out.

Kyubbi sighed, putting his finger under Naruto’s chin he gently lifted his head up,

“Kit, I can’t give you all the answers, but I don’t think she planned on dying, remember what he said, he cut off all your strengths, but normally at 7 or 8 the one with this bloodline would begin their training, your Kaa-san would have taken it off by then, I’m sure”

Naruto nodded, though hesitantly and wrapped his arms around Kyuubi, laying his head on his chest, “Kyu?”

“Hm?”

“He called you Shikigami”

“Ah, I’ll explain later, for now though, he was right when he said that there are people worried about you”

Naruto shook his head, “I don’t want to go, not now, it’s peaceful here”

Kyuubi’s eyes softened, “I know, but you need to wake up” he paused, “wake up and let them know you’re ok, I’ll see what I can do”

Naruto nodded.
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Naruto slowly opened his eyes, blinking a few times to get rid of the blurriness. He looked around the room and sat up slightly disappointed not to see anyone with him. ‘Not like it’s that shocking’ he thought to himself. He slowly begin to push himself up, shaking the hair that had fallen in his face away.

As he started to put his feet on the floor a voice stopped him,

“Gaki, one toe so much as touches that floor I’m chopping them off!”

“Baa-chan” Naruto murmured, slipping back into the bed, he didn’t dare take the chance she was kidding.

She walked over and sat next to him, running her hand through his hair, “how are you doing?”

He shrugged, what could he say, ‘oh I’m fine, expect for you know, the whole hearing voices and phantom touches, oh yeah, not to mention that I feel like I killed my Kaa-san’ he mentally snorted, yeah, that’d go over real well with her.

She sighed, “well, if you’re feeling up to it, your friends are out in the hall waiting to see you, it was crowded in here, so a nurse kicked them all out” her lips twitched in a smile, “even I almost got kicked out”

Naruto gave a little smile at that

“At least let Anko in, she hasn’t left your side since she brought you here”

“Anko” he sighed out, ‘so that’s who it was’ he felt almost empty thinking that he had saw his Kaa-san and it was only Anko, not that he minded, he loved Anko, she was his older sister…still…

“Yeah, I’d like to see Anko, but I don’t feel like seeing the rest of them now”

”Then you won’t have to, I’ll just tell Anko to watch over you for a while as I sorted some things out” she got up and gave him a kiss on his forehead, “sit tight, gaki”
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As soon as Tsunade stepped out she was surrounded by everyone wanting to know how Naruto was and if he was awake yet. She cleared her throat catching their attention,

“Naruto has woken up, he’s fine if a bit disorientated, now I know that you all want to see him, however he needs his rest and time to gather his thoughts, so as his doctor I’m not allowing any visitors until tomorrow.” She held up a hand to silence their protests, “this is my final decision” she watched as they slowly left, some having to be dragged out, mainly Kiba.

“Anko, a moment of your time, please”

“Hai Hokage-sama?”

“I want you to watch over Naruto for me while I run back to my office for a moment, if Jiraiya shows up, let him know I’ll be right back”

“Hai Hokage-sama” Anko gave a bow before opening the door and stepping into the room.

Tsunade nodded at the people that stayed, “Itachi, Neji, I trust Anko, but all the same, will you watch over him for me?”

They both nodded, “of course Hokage-sama”

She nodded, “other than myself, Jiraiya, and Anko, no one is allowed inside his room at this time” with that said she turned and walked away.
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“Mmmm...go, roku, shichi…”

“Naruto?”

“Anko” he gave a small smile as he turned to her

“What was that about” she asked as she sat next to him on the bed,

“My Kaa-san…when I was learning my numbers, Kaa-san would sing them to me, to help me remember them, I was just thinking about her and…it kind of comforts me, I’m a baka, ne?”

Anko shook her head, “no of course not” she wrapped her arms around him, “you miss her, its understandable” she paused, “I miss her too, and I wish…I wish…”

Naruto just hugged her back.

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Tsunade gathered some of the papers she was looking through as she was planning on staying by Narutos’ side the whole time, Hokage duties be damned! This was her family, her son, her brother, her grandson, and if anyone tried to stop her, she’d tell them where to shove it! She smiled to herself almost wanting someone to try and stop her; they’d be a welcome distraction and a nice way to distress herself, even if it’s just for a moment.

She paused as she heard Shizune coming to her door, she could almost picture the mountain of paperwork, she quickly grabbed a folder and stuffed the papers into it, she glanced at the window, Shizune was a lot closer now, it seemed as if time slowed down…maybe, just maybe, she took a step towards the window, then another. Oh yeah, she could she Shizunes’ face and she could see her freedom, a hand on her door knob, it begin to turn…and now, she dove out her window and onto a nearby roof.

“So long paperwork” she murmured, and then shot off to the hospital, the only thing damping her mood was that it was her brother in there. Although, she did let a smile slip across her face as she heard Shizunes’ furious cry,

“Tsunade-sama!!”

“Heh, one victory for me”
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A/N: Hey guys thanks for being so patient with me, and happy holidays (since I don’t know what holiday you may celebrate, I hope I’m being vague enough ^ ^) this chapter isn’t completed, for those who read the preview you know it’s missing at least a part ^ ^; but I wanted to get this out before Christmas, it’ll be pretty hectic for me after Christmas, until New Years’, but eh….consider this a gift from me to you! ^ ^

And I won’t even ask you to review!