'Tis the Season

Disclaimer: Naruto...sadly, belongs to Masashi Kishimoto.


A/N: To the reviewers: Thanks!

Shosuro--Thanks for the criticism, and you're right. I was thinking more that the elders were trying to "keep the man down." But I'll go back and make him a chuunin. kk? As for known (by me) other pairings: Naru/Chouji, Naru/Lee, Kisame/Naru, Itachi/Naru, Sai/Naru, and Ibiki/Naru. As for others, even if already done, let me know.

wildkit--Who do you suggest?

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~~~Ch.8~~~


Naruto awoke in the late afternoon. He was wearing the clothes from yesterday and he felt all sticky and nasty. His shirt was splattered with Gai-sensei's cum. Ewww! He couldn't believe he had actually done THAT with Gai! Hurriedly, he got out of his clothes and stripped his bedding, intending to wash it all later. First, he had to take a shower, a steaming hot one with LOTS of soap. Then he would eat, followed by doing laundry. He scrubbed himself pink, and until his fingers were pruny. After putting on clean clothes, he fixed a cup ramen and slurped it down. He collected all his dirty laundry, including the pile from today, and made his way to the laundramat. He dumped it all into machines, then left to visit Chouji, who lived around the corner.

Chouji was 'safe', nothing even remotely tempting about him. He was large (not fat, never say fat) and ate chips all day. They sat in the Akimichi's bedroom, listening to his radio. Naruto sat on the bed while Chouji took the floor. Then the large boy lay down on his stomach, facing away from the bed.

Naruto's mind went blank for a moment, staring at that large rump. No. Not Chouji. But the thought wouldn't leave the blond's head. "Eh, Chouji? What would you do if a guy
told you that he wanted to fuck you? Hypothetically! Would you kill him? Or want to
kill him?"

Chouji looked over his shoulder at his friend, still munching potato chips. "Why?
Someone say that to you?"

"No, no! It's not that. I was wondering, that's all," he said with a blush and a sheepish
grin.

"Oi, Naruto, if you want to fuck me, go ahead. Just don't touch my chips." He gave the
blond an angry glare.

Sliding off the bed to sit next to the other teen, Naruto reached out his hand and rubbed
it over that large posterior. Chouji grunted, but made no other protest. He was wearing
a pair of sweatpants so the younger boy eased them off, exposing that delectably round
ass.

"By the way, Naruto. Where have you been the last three days? Kiba was looking for you."

"NANI?! Three days? I just saw him yesterday at the onsen." Naruto was confused.

Speaking while eating a handful of chips, Chouji replied, "No, that was three days ago,
man. What's wrong with you? Did you get knocked once on the head too hard?"

Massaging Chouji's rear, Naruto was lost in thought. Three days. He had been asleep for
three whole days after his meeting with Gai-sensei? Deep in thought, he lowered his pants and indicated to Chouji to raise his hips. Positioning himself, he pushed into that tight hole. The Akimichi never even flinched, just ate more chips. The act was almost done on autopilot; they both had an orgasm quickly. Neither truly acknowledging that they had done anything.

"Nobody came by to check my apartment?" Naruto asked, still thinking about the lost days.
He tucked himself back into his pants absently.

Chouji stuffed another handful of chip in his mouth as he puled his sweats into place.
"Iruka-sensei went in and said you were sleeping so soundly, you didn't even stir when he
yelled in your ear. He said you looked like you'd been out training; you were filthy."

Naruto snapped back to himself. After what happened last time, Iruka still braved
entering his place? A light blush on his cheeks, he said, "Yeah. Hehe. I guess I did
kind of overdo things the other day." He scratched the back of his neck. No way was he
going to tell anybody how he really got so dirty. Gai. He shuddered.

Before long, Naruto said good-bye and headed to the laundramat to finish his laundry and
take it home.

Two more days went by while Naruto hid in his home, replaying his evening with Gai. What
had possessed him to take the man? The jounin was hung like a horse; why didn't HE do
Naruto?


Huh. Maybe the man liked being uke. Who knows? But Naruto didn't understand why HE had, in essence, kidnapped and raped the taijutsu master. He was currently holed up hiding from the man. What could he do or say when next they met? It was clear Gai had to have been the one to bring him home. Should he say 'thanks'? The little blond finally agreed with Shikamaru's assessment on things: troublesome.

The next day, Naruto headed for the training grounds to work off some tension. He ran
into Rock Lee heading the same direction. "Naruto-kun, would you like to spar with me?"

This was like a repeat of the other day: black, bowl-cut hair, green spandex.
'Kami-sama, give me strength!' the blond prayed silently. "Sure, Lee!" he said
cheerfully. "Just taijutsu, or do you want me to use ninjutsu and weapons as well?"

"Give it all to me! I need the practice!" Lee shouted.

Naruto groaned. He had a bad feeling about how this would end.

Lee had barely grazed the blond's groin with his last kick, not enough to hurt. Just
enough to stimulate. Naruto used his Kage bunshin to attack the older shinobi. Naruto
finally managed to pin Lee to a tree with the help of his last clone.
Lee felt the younger boy press against him. There was a definite bulge in Naruto's pants. It excited the taijutsu user, and he pressed his hips into the blond's, wiggling a bit.

That was all that was needed. Naruto had his clone hold the older boy while he stripped
him. Naruto enveloped Lee in his arms and kissed him. The clone played with the
dark-haired boy's ass, soon slipping a finger into him. Naruto began to suck and lick his way down Lee's neck and chest, pausing to tongue and bite at the raven-haired boy's
nipples. His clone was busy preparing the other nin to get fucked. Before long, Naruto
and his clone changed places.

******
The blood was flowing freely down Jiraiya's face, but he ignored it and kept taking notes.
******

The clone knelt in front of Lee and took his penis in his mouth, sucking hard, nipping the head, and giving it long, langorous licks. While the older teen was preoccupied, Naruto gripped his shaft and guided it to the puckered entrance his clone had made ready for him. When the clone gave a particularly hard suck, Naruto slid in. Lee gasped, then pushed back. The blond set a fast pace, his clone trying to keep up with what he was doing. Lee screamed when Naruto struck his prostate. The blond smirked and aimed for it again. Lee soon came with such force that the clone poofed out of existance. Naruto climaxed a moment later.

"Naruto-kun, that was fantastic!" Lee exclaimed. "We must use this technique the next
time we spar."

Naruto sweatdropped and twitched. "Ah, Lee? You do know this might not happen every time we spar, right?"

"Of course, my friend! But what a way to express one's youthful beauty!" he cried while
pulling on his green jumpsuit. "Farewell, Naruto-kun!"

******
Jiraiya tried to wipe the blood off of his notes before tucking them away to read later.
******

Naruto stared after his spandex-loving friend, and shook his head. He needed a big bowl
of miso pork ramen to help him forget this day.

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A/N: Who would you like to see as Naruto's mate in the end?