Tsunade's Secret Lesson

Disclaimer: Don't own Naruto of course.

Rating: M – Very adult. TsunadexKakashi and some very adult situations.

Summary: Tsunade wants some special attention. She cons Kakashi into supplying it.

Tsunade's Secret Lesson by Yojami

Chapter 8 – Doctor-Patient Confidentiality

The light of the sun peeked out through the window and warmed the hospital room. Ignoring the warm, basking glow, Kakashi lay sleeping peacefully throughout the afternoon. The medic-nin on duty walked in to check on the patient. She blushed as she watched Kakashi stroke himself under the covers. Aside from his constant masturbating in his sleep, she was sure that Kakashi would make a full recovery. She walked out to make her report to the Hokage.

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"Kakashi-san appears fine. Except..." Shizune coughed. She was rather uncomfortable about this part, but she had to report it, "He has been masturbating on and off for two days in his sleep."

A loud laugh erupted from the Hokage office. There was no way Kakashi could live this down. For two days, there must have been at least 4 different medic-nins checking up on him. It would be all over town! "Oh dear... dear, dear, poor Kakashi---"

Shizune cut her off, "What? Poor Kakashi? What about me? What about all the other medics who had to be in there with him checking his vitals? That guy is an elite pervert! We thought he would stop after one night, but he's still doing it. We refuse to treat him anymore. It's just so --"

"Natural?" The expert medic offered.

"I was going to say, 'vulgar.'" Shizune corrected, though secretly she found it erotic.

"Shizune, you know if he's doing this in his sleep, it's not intentional. He's not trying to embarrass you at all. You are all professionals and I expect you to act that way."

"I know, I know." She was bowing her head in defeat, Tsunade was right of course.

"Don't worry about it. I'll check up on him today, besides he should be ready to go home tonight." Tsunade offered.

"Really? You mean it?" Shizune was grateful; it was still her shift so she was supposed to check on him again later.

"Yes, but..." Tsunade paused, thinking of a good payment, "You will have to finish my paperwork for tonight." She walked out of the office to the hospital quickly to prevent Shizune from backing out of the paperwork. She also had another reason for her haste, 'Hmmm, maybe I can catch him while he's um.. satisfying himself.'

Shizune watched her boss leave with a frown on her face. 'Damn, I should have known that she was going to stick her work on me. Nothing is ever free from her. But it is a fair trade.' The assistant thought, sitting down on the desk to start paying off the debt. 'She still owes me though for keeping my silence, one day I'm going to collect.'

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Anko crashed into Shizune as the sun set. "Where have you been? I've been dying to ask you something. I even completed my mission in record time just to talk to you!"

"Oh, what’s on your mind?" Shizune knew better than to encourage Anko, but Shizune was in a playful mood since she was able to get out of medic duty.

"Well, let's try to find out who Tsunade was with. We can interview all the men and figure it out. I'm just sooo curious." Anko licked her lips with her abnormally long tongue.

"You know? I was thinking the same thing for once. Besides, Tsunade didn't say we couldn't find out for ourselves, right? What do you have planned?" Shizune asked with a sly smile.

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Tsunade closed the door to Kakakshi’s hospital room as she stepped inside. As expected, he was still sleeping and he was still stroking himself. A low giggle escaped her lips as she remembered the last thing she did to him two nights ago. Maybe she should help him out? It was regrettable that he had fainted, she was sure that she would have satisfied him that night.

She approached the bed slowly, careful not to wake him. She had brought him to the hospital two nights ago, explaining to the medics on call that she had found him unconscious in the training grounds. It was a great cover story because it was believable. He had indeed exhausted his chakra from using his sharingan and no one would believe he would do that having sex right? It seemed to work, since even Anko and Shizune eliminated him as a possible lover.

She stayed in the room and continued to watch him, studying his features and admiring his form. The hospital blanket only went up to his waist, which exposed his lean muscular torso. She followed the rhythm of his breathing, watching his chest rise and fall, inadvertently letting one of her well manicured hands run along his smooth chest. She smirked as her breathing quickened, even in his sleep, he turned her on. As she traced the lines of his muscled torso, her hand slowly dipped under the blanket, but her exploration was stopped when Kakashi captured her hand.

"Isn't it wrong to molest your patients in their sleep?" Kakashi teased.

"Only if the patient doesn't want it." Tsunade countered. Her lips curled upwards in an unvoiced but obvious invitation. There was something about Kakashi that brought out her flirtatiousness; he made her feel so young, vibrant, and alive. She felt Kakashi loosen his grip on her hand, ever so slightly, welcoming her to proceed. She cooperated with his unspoken request and allowed her hand to continue its descent.

Yet, once again, Kakashi stopped her. "What is this? What are we doing?" He inquired. "Surely, this isn't part of the 'training.'" As much as Kakashi wanted her, he wanted an explanation. He didn't want to be played around just for her pleasure.

For once, Tsunade was speechless. She had no idea how to respond, she was unprepared for his directness. Her feelings for Kakashi were quite complex and undefined. This 'training' that she had concocted was just a ruse she set up to satisfy her cravings and his as well. It was never meant to be more defined or more meaningful. Before she could answer, Sakura opened the door.

Luckily, from her angle, Sakura could not see where Tsunade's hand was placed. The Hokage discreetly removed her hand and announced in an official and professional voice, "Kakashi, you should be fine to go home today. Report to my office in two days, I will give you a mission and when you return, we can resume training."

Tsunade addressed Sakura, "Have you mastered the fish technique yet?" Tsunade welcomed Sakura's interruption. The Sannin was not ready to address her feelings. She wished that Kakashi would just accept the mutual attraction and not attempt to define a relationship.

"I'm almost there, Tsunade-senpai. So, you are training Kakashi-sensei? Is it on medic techniques as well?" Sakura inquired.

"No, I'm training him on using his ninjutsu to fight off the Akatsuki. Because Kakashi has the Sharingan, this training is perfect for him." Tsunade informed her apprentice. Tsunade was a great liar; by implying that the training was designed for only sharingan users, Sakura would immediately be disqualified and it would discourage her from asking to join. To dodge any further questions from Sakura's curiosity, the Hokage walked towards the door. "Rest up, Kakashi. Sakura, keep on practicing." She directed as she left the room.

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Shizune walked up to Iruka in the teacher's lounge. The chunin was very dedicated, still working on lesson plans. "Iruka, what were you doing a couple of days ago? Someone matching your description was seen going out with this beautiful girl. Was it you?"

Iruka shyly answered, "Nah, it wasn't me; I wish it were, but I was working here with Ebisu."

"Ahh, maybe that's a good thing, Konoha needs all ninjas to be working hard during this time." Shizune said. She mentally scratched Iruka and Ebisu off the list.

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Marching down to one of the local restaurants, Anko spotted Kotetsu and Izumo sitting at the bar. These two were rarely seen apart. She moved in between them and placed her arms around both of them. "Guys, how have you been?"

They both smiled. Izumo answered, "Good, now that you’re here."

"Well, I heard a rumor that you have been cheating on me. Where were you two nights ago? I was lonely." She pouted. Anko was way too good at this. Izumo and Kotetsu were her drinking buddies and she had hoped that if any of them were involved with someone, she would be the first to know.

"We were working. We were guarding the gate. We wouldn’t hide anything from you, Anko. You’re our girl, you know that right?" Kotetsu assured her as Izumo nodded in agreement.

"Yes, I do, just making sure that you guys knew it too." She said, laughing playfully.

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After sharing a light drink, Anko excused herself from her gang and searched for Shizune to regroup. Anko found Shizune at home eating dinner.

"Come in, come join me." Shizune welcomed Anko after hearing the knock. "What have you heard?" Shizune questioned when Anko sat down at the table.

"Well, Kotetsu and Izumo were guarding the gate that night and they didn’t meet anyone."

Shizune looked at her with a frown. "Since Iruka and Ebisu are accounted for and everyone else was on a mission, that leaves Genma and Ibiki. I don’t want to question either of them. Genma’s going to hit on me and Ibiki is just so… intimidating."

"You have some dango?" Anko asked, craving a little snack. Her eyes lit up when Shizune showed her three skewers.

"You can have them all, if you talk to Ibiki and Genma for me. I have no interest in dealing with either of them." Shizune bartered.

"No problem." Anko grabbed them all.

Shizune watched Anko eat them with gusto. "Do NOT impale the skewers when you are done. I don't want you messing up my walls again." She warned.

Anko gave her a huge smile, but agreed. She was very agreeable when you gave her some dango. "Who do you think it is, Shizune?"

"Well, I don’t know. I don’t know anything about Ibiki, but he seems too serious for Tsunade. Genma seems like the more reasonable choice. Yet, I don’t think Tsunade would really like someone as um… accessible as him." Shizune answered tactfully.

"Let me tell you a secret, Shizune." Anko leaned in to divulge the news. "I was with Genma that night, so it's really just Ibiki." She revealed, licking her teeth slowly. "I get to force the 'master interrogator' to confess his affair with the Hokage! This is so going to be so much fun!" Anko's eyes brightened at the thought.

Shizune shook her head in a combination of amusement, admiration, and wonderment. Any normal shinobi would describe an encounter with Ibiki as anything but fun. Nerve-racking, frightening, torture, those were all appropriate words, but 'fun' wasn't. You gotta love Anko. She was fearless.

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Over the past couple of days, Kakashi's thoughts were consumed with Tsunade in his aroused state. Besides her physical beauty, she was so strong, confident, and unattainable. Yet, he saw a vulnerability in her that she tried hard to conceal. She intrigued him; she was an enigma that haunted him, even in his sleep. Resolved to satisfy his obsession, he decided to make her desire him as much as he desired her. He did not want this to be a one sided affair.

He smiled as a flash of inspiration hit him. He would use his free time to learn ninjutsu techniques that would drive her to ecstasy, making her crave him. Tsunade would no longer be the only teacher for these 'training' sessions, he was determined to impress her. He began his preparations. For his first technique, he needed to learn from Shikamaru. His next one would require training from Choji.

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A/N: Damn, I'm a pervert. Please R&R, I love reading reviews.