Through the Eyes of the Insane
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Chapter Seven
A.N. ALLO AGAIN! Again, a long time without a post, mostly cause of the lovely schedule I was ‘blessed’ with. *SARCASIM*
But thank you to all the people who reviewed and keep reviewing. Its good to see that I have people who are interested and keeping up with the story. And hey! This is the furthest I’ve ever made it into a story! Normally, if I’m given free reign over what the world is like, I go all haywire and everything branches out much to far for me to even be able to bring it to a close. I’m horrible with that.
Well, its time to move on from the three months Sasuke spent as a caveman and time to actually get the story on the roll. So join me in my merriment of excitement to get this thing going.
One more thing, at the moment that I am writing this, I’m kind of on a sugar high cause I was given free reign of the blender and smoothie ingreadiance, so it concluded in a lot of smoothie that contained dangerous amounts of sugars, both natural and artificial and a lot of other things I cant even remember putting in there. So please, if something doesn’t make sense in this chapter, please review and tell me when I’m not sugar stoned so I can fix it.
Thanks all!
Through the Eyes of the Insane ~ Chapter Seven
Sasuke sighed for what seemed like the hundredth time in the past two hours. Maybe he should have kept his mouth shut. It definitely would have saved him the headache he felt coming on now. The throbbing that seemed to start just behind his eye was slowly spreading, and he blamed it all on the blond moron in front of him.
For the past two hours, after Sasuke had brought up the fact that Naruto seemed to have fallen for his other self, the less intelligent, more goofy, dorky and stupid self, Naruto had gone and pitched a fit about how it wasn’t possible, it was immoral, it was improper, it wasn’t right and all these other ‘it wasn’t’s’ What was a guy to do but be forced to sit there and listen. And he had no other choice really. Every time he tried to get a word in edgewise, Naruto would start up, his voice easily overpowering Sasuke’s and even if Sasuke managed to get something in, he had a feeling it would fall on def ears.
So instead, he sat back and waited for the blond to get out everything. So that he had nothing else to say. Once you ran out of things to say, it was much harder to argue back and a lot easier for the other to win. So, Sasuke waited, and was beginning to regret it.
Currently, the blond was pacing back and forth in front of him and the fire, muttering loudly about ‘this cant be. Its not possible. It would be taking advantage of him and I don’t want to hurt him’ which in turn only strengthened Sasuke’s argument, and even the blond saw that. His arguing with himself got louder, then more violent at times, then would calm down to less than a dull roar, which meant he would plonk himself down at Sasuke’s feet, stare at him, arms crossed, legs crossed and glare. Glare and stare. It unnerved Sasuke to say the least, but he didn’t say anything and let the blond go about his ways.
What else was he to do after all? It wasn’t like the guy would listen to what he had to say. So it would just be wasting his breath. And he had tried to leave. Tried and failed, though he would never admit he failed. He had told Naruto that ‘fine, its getting late out anyway and its cold. I’ll stay for now.’ Though he himself knew that wasn’t true. When he had tried to make it through that front door, the blond had tackled him INTO it instead and would not let him go. The guy was like a leech. Or something really really sticky. He wouldn’t have had a chance, so he settled for ‘giving in’ instead of being drug back into the living room ever so ungracefully and tied to a chair, which he had no doubt the blond would do. Or at least attempt to do.
He watched the blond for a few more minutes before sighing and sitting back down. When the blond stayed silent, he tried to talk. “Give it a rest will you? At least your not some creepy old pedophile who likes to molest little kids.” He wasn’t sure why he was trying to consol the loudmouth, but he let it settle on the fact that he just wanted him to stop staring, ranting, raving and just plain being annoying. He watched as the blond sat on the couch across from him and threw one leg on the cushions while the other just sort of dangled off the edge.
Well, at least he sat down. That was a start. He watched the blond intently, trying to figure a lot of things out, and apparently he wasn’t the only one, but the blond was the first to speak.
“Hey, what was it that made you go all cute? There had to be something that triggered it.”
That stopped Sasuke’s own thinking, and turned it to the same question. The doctors seemed to have used it quite a few times, as he could only remember blotches here and there of his hospital life. Though it seemed that every time he came back, he was either being restrained, or was sitting in front of a therapist. Which would mean that they likely figured the trigger and used it against him.
“Its probably some word or something. That’s usually what it is. It certainly isn’t a situation because every time I black out, the situation is different. Accept for here. I always black out after you pick up the devil and walk away with him, then poof. I’m back the next morning.” He thought back. Every morning, Naruto would pick up the demon, and walk out saying something to it, and that was all he could remember up until now.
“Well, I said hi to Kyuubi every morning.”
Sasuke’s head flew up, and instantly Naruto knew that he had changed again. The eyes went from stern, to confused.
“Sasuke?”
Sasuke tilted his head to the side and moved over to the couch, leaning up against Naruto and laying his head down. “It ok if Naruto not remember. Sasuke make him remember.” He nuzzled Naruto’s chest slightly, and Naruto, now knowing what he was feeling for this side of Sasuke, blushed deeply.
“Uhhhh…” Trying to think of a way to bring the other Sasuke back, at least for the moment, he decided to repeat the sentence. “Well, I said hi to Kyuubi every morning.”
The reaction was instant. His body froze up, stiff as a board and he seemed to stop breathing for a moment. Then, without warning, Sasuke flew across the living room into the other sofa with a speed that was unnatural.
He looked like he was in a rage, confused and angry all at the same time. It seemed like it would be a difficult face to pull off, but he seemed to be practiced at it.
All was silent for a while, and the two of them just stared at each other. But now that Naruto had seen it with his own eyes, he just had to see it again. He had a feeling he had found out what it was that caused Sasuke’s sudden transformations.
“Kyuubi”
Again, Sasuke’s face transformed, and the cute innocent Sasuke looked confused as to how he managed to get to the other couch when he was cuddling Naruto only a second ago. He slowly got up and began walking back towards the blond.
“Kyuubi”
The eyes turned cold again, and glared, and Naruto couldn’t help the grin that spread across his face. “I got it.”
Sasuke’s glare didn’t falter, but he sat himself down solidly. “Well that’s obvious dobe. You’re being a dick about it.”
Naruto narrowed his eyes. “I think I was right when I said I like the other you better. Maybe I should just bring him back out. He’s always nice to me.” Just as he opened his moth to say Kyuubi again, he was tackled, sending the sofa flying backwards, and he found that there was something blocking his mouth, preventing him from saying anything.
Looking up, Naruto saw the cold, black eyes of Sasuke looking down into his own. The glare was harsh and the hand on his mouth tight. “You even think about using this information against me, and I will murder you in your sleep. I always go back to normal after sleeping, and I’m always up before you. Remember that Dobe, before you act.”
Upon hearing the threat, and seeing the threat… and feeling the threat, Naruto nodded, knowing that the raven was right, and that he couldn’t really use the word against him without endangering himself. It would be all to convenient for the other as well. A mental patient on the escape, found in the middle of the woods on private property. Nobody would suspect to look in the middle of butt fuck nowhere, and he was sure that the other wouldn’t have much trouble fending for himself.
Slowly, the hand was removed from his mouth and they both sat up. Naruto sighed, but had to stop on his way up, blocked by something. His eyes rising, he realized he’d almost smacked Sasuke in the chest with his face. The other was still sitting on his lap.
Said raven seemed to have realized this, and in an instant, he was once again across the room sitting down. He crossed his legs and sighed, leaning his head back. “So, I talk about crazy stuff when I’m… not all there.”
Naruto nodded and sat down. “And draw on the walls, hunt for socks, get scared by every day appliances, get hurt by the appliances, believe whacked out stories… you name it.”
Sasuke wanted to growl, but refrained, knowing that it would only edge the other on. “And I suppose your not just going to let me walk out of this house and go home tomorrow are you?”
Naruto shook his head in the negative. “Sorry, cant do that. I’d be to worried see. And besides, you don’t have anywhere to go do you?” When the other didn’t answer the question, he continued on. “Oh, and if you try escaping, I WILL use my new secret technique on you. The cute you wouldn’t dare run away on me.”
If only looks could kill.
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“SASUKE!” A loud banging on the door brought the raven out of his nice little warm nap. Warm and wet nap. Cracking an eye open, he smiled when he remembered he was still in the bath. In the only bathroom in the house. With a dancing blond on the other side of the door wanting to use the toilet. He sighed. Life didn’t get much better than this.
“DAMNIT SASUKE OPEN THE DOOR OR I SWEAR YOU’LL REGRET IT!” Again, Sasuke didn’t answer to the blonds plea, but instead, stood and walked to the door. A hand on the knob, and he waited until the banging began again.
The door flew open and Naruto crashed to the ground at the feet of a very naked Sasuke, who in turn stood there in all his glory, not in all shy of the fact that Naruto had the perfect view from where he was on the ground. “What is it Dobe? Cant you see I’m trying to bathe?”
Naruto glared, suddenly realizing what the situation was, and pushed up off the floor, hurrying over to the toilet. “Yes. And frankly, I don’t care. I’ve been waiting for almost half an hour to piss and I refuse to wait longer in my house.” He sighed as he relieved himself, and Sasuke slowly climbed back into the bath, rolling his eyes.
It didn’t take long for Naruto to finish, and be washing his hands, but the silence that had fallen over the two in the past minute and a half had Naruto nervous and ready to pee again. Well almost. Slowly, he turned to see Sasuke staring at the bath water, not really seeing anything at all, but instead, seeming to be deep in thought.
Looking back towards the sink, Naruto frowned, not liking the blank look on the others face. Which would be when he noticed the can of shaving crème on the edge of the counter. Grinning like the Cheshire cat, he picked up the can and slowly made his way towards the prone figure in the bath. The only thing he might have trouble with was the sound of the can, but it didn’t seem to bother the raven.
Pushing the button, he allowed copious amounts of the crème to spread out onto the others hair, thanking the high heavens it was light and fluffy. Slowly, and making sure he didn’t touch the other while doing so, he began sculpting something on the top of the others head. It didn’t take long, and in the end it turned out to look like a pair of tits on the top of his head, but he was proud of his work, and slowly snuck out of the room.
It wasn’t until ten minutes later when the enraged cry of Sasuke came from the bathroom, did the blond started laughing.
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AN. … I want more time to continue this story. How I love it so even though it gives me trouble
Thanks to all who have been keeping an eye out to make sure they catch the update. I’ve been going crazy trying to get this stupid chappy out. It’s not been wanting to work well for me.
And now… what you’ve all been waiting patiently for…
EPISODE THREE! ~ Part three of three ~ The copy ninja meets his match
Kakashi: *staring down the machine*
Machine: *whizzing softly*
Naruto: *walks in* *stares at Kakashi confused for a few minutes before moving forward to use the machine*
Machine: *spits out perfect copies for Naruto*
Naruto: *walks out*
Kakashi: … I’m being outdone by even Naruto… this cannot go on. *moves forward menacingly*
Machine: *looks innocent*
Kakashi: *puts paper on copy bed.* *pushes button*
Machine: *whirls, bangs and falls dead*
Kakashi: DAMNIT! *smacks*
Machine: *blows up*
Kakashi: I QUIT! *storms out*
But thank you to all the people who reviewed and keep reviewing. Its good to see that I have people who are interested and keeping up with the story. And hey! This is the furthest I’ve ever made it into a story! Normally, if I’m given free reign over what the world is like, I go all haywire and everything branches out much to far for me to even be able to bring it to a close. I’m horrible with that.
Well, its time to move on from the three months Sasuke spent as a caveman and time to actually get the story on the roll. So join me in my merriment of excitement to get this thing going.
One more thing, at the moment that I am writing this, I’m kind of on a sugar high cause I was given free reign of the blender and smoothie ingreadiance, so it concluded in a lot of smoothie that contained dangerous amounts of sugars, both natural and artificial and a lot of other things I cant even remember putting in there. So please, if something doesn’t make sense in this chapter, please review and tell me when I’m not sugar stoned so I can fix it.
Thanks all!
Through the Eyes of the Insane ~ Chapter Seven
Sasuke sighed for what seemed like the hundredth time in the past two hours. Maybe he should have kept his mouth shut. It definitely would have saved him the headache he felt coming on now. The throbbing that seemed to start just behind his eye was slowly spreading, and he blamed it all on the blond moron in front of him.
For the past two hours, after Sasuke had brought up the fact that Naruto seemed to have fallen for his other self, the less intelligent, more goofy, dorky and stupid self, Naruto had gone and pitched a fit about how it wasn’t possible, it was immoral, it was improper, it wasn’t right and all these other ‘it wasn’t’s’ What was a guy to do but be forced to sit there and listen. And he had no other choice really. Every time he tried to get a word in edgewise, Naruto would start up, his voice easily overpowering Sasuke’s and even if Sasuke managed to get something in, he had a feeling it would fall on def ears.
So instead, he sat back and waited for the blond to get out everything. So that he had nothing else to say. Once you ran out of things to say, it was much harder to argue back and a lot easier for the other to win. So, Sasuke waited, and was beginning to regret it.
Currently, the blond was pacing back and forth in front of him and the fire, muttering loudly about ‘this cant be. Its not possible. It would be taking advantage of him and I don’t want to hurt him’ which in turn only strengthened Sasuke’s argument, and even the blond saw that. His arguing with himself got louder, then more violent at times, then would calm down to less than a dull roar, which meant he would plonk himself down at Sasuke’s feet, stare at him, arms crossed, legs crossed and glare. Glare and stare. It unnerved Sasuke to say the least, but he didn’t say anything and let the blond go about his ways.
What else was he to do after all? It wasn’t like the guy would listen to what he had to say. So it would just be wasting his breath. And he had tried to leave. Tried and failed, though he would never admit he failed. He had told Naruto that ‘fine, its getting late out anyway and its cold. I’ll stay for now.’ Though he himself knew that wasn’t true. When he had tried to make it through that front door, the blond had tackled him INTO it instead and would not let him go. The guy was like a leech. Or something really really sticky. He wouldn’t have had a chance, so he settled for ‘giving in’ instead of being drug back into the living room ever so ungracefully and tied to a chair, which he had no doubt the blond would do. Or at least attempt to do.
He watched the blond for a few more minutes before sighing and sitting back down. When the blond stayed silent, he tried to talk. “Give it a rest will you? At least your not some creepy old pedophile who likes to molest little kids.” He wasn’t sure why he was trying to consol the loudmouth, but he let it settle on the fact that he just wanted him to stop staring, ranting, raving and just plain being annoying. He watched as the blond sat on the couch across from him and threw one leg on the cushions while the other just sort of dangled off the edge.
Well, at least he sat down. That was a start. He watched the blond intently, trying to figure a lot of things out, and apparently he wasn’t the only one, but the blond was the first to speak.
“Hey, what was it that made you go all cute? There had to be something that triggered it.”
That stopped Sasuke’s own thinking, and turned it to the same question. The doctors seemed to have used it quite a few times, as he could only remember blotches here and there of his hospital life. Though it seemed that every time he came back, he was either being restrained, or was sitting in front of a therapist. Which would mean that they likely figured the trigger and used it against him.
“Its probably some word or something. That’s usually what it is. It certainly isn’t a situation because every time I black out, the situation is different. Accept for here. I always black out after you pick up the devil and walk away with him, then poof. I’m back the next morning.” He thought back. Every morning, Naruto would pick up the demon, and walk out saying something to it, and that was all he could remember up until now.
“Well, I said hi to Kyuubi every morning.”
Sasuke’s head flew up, and instantly Naruto knew that he had changed again. The eyes went from stern, to confused.
“Sasuke?”
Sasuke tilted his head to the side and moved over to the couch, leaning up against Naruto and laying his head down. “It ok if Naruto not remember. Sasuke make him remember.” He nuzzled Naruto’s chest slightly, and Naruto, now knowing what he was feeling for this side of Sasuke, blushed deeply.
“Uhhhh…” Trying to think of a way to bring the other Sasuke back, at least for the moment, he decided to repeat the sentence. “Well, I said hi to Kyuubi every morning.”
The reaction was instant. His body froze up, stiff as a board and he seemed to stop breathing for a moment. Then, without warning, Sasuke flew across the living room into the other sofa with a speed that was unnatural.
He looked like he was in a rage, confused and angry all at the same time. It seemed like it would be a difficult face to pull off, but he seemed to be practiced at it.
All was silent for a while, and the two of them just stared at each other. But now that Naruto had seen it with his own eyes, he just had to see it again. He had a feeling he had found out what it was that caused Sasuke’s sudden transformations.
“Kyuubi”
Again, Sasuke’s face transformed, and the cute innocent Sasuke looked confused as to how he managed to get to the other couch when he was cuddling Naruto only a second ago. He slowly got up and began walking back towards the blond.
“Kyuubi”
The eyes turned cold again, and glared, and Naruto couldn’t help the grin that spread across his face. “I got it.”
Sasuke’s glare didn’t falter, but he sat himself down solidly. “Well that’s obvious dobe. You’re being a dick about it.”
Naruto narrowed his eyes. “I think I was right when I said I like the other you better. Maybe I should just bring him back out. He’s always nice to me.” Just as he opened his moth to say Kyuubi again, he was tackled, sending the sofa flying backwards, and he found that there was something blocking his mouth, preventing him from saying anything.
Looking up, Naruto saw the cold, black eyes of Sasuke looking down into his own. The glare was harsh and the hand on his mouth tight. “You even think about using this information against me, and I will murder you in your sleep. I always go back to normal after sleeping, and I’m always up before you. Remember that Dobe, before you act.”
Upon hearing the threat, and seeing the threat… and feeling the threat, Naruto nodded, knowing that the raven was right, and that he couldn’t really use the word against him without endangering himself. It would be all to convenient for the other as well. A mental patient on the escape, found in the middle of the woods on private property. Nobody would suspect to look in the middle of butt fuck nowhere, and he was sure that the other wouldn’t have much trouble fending for himself.
Slowly, the hand was removed from his mouth and they both sat up. Naruto sighed, but had to stop on his way up, blocked by something. His eyes rising, he realized he’d almost smacked Sasuke in the chest with his face. The other was still sitting on his lap.
Said raven seemed to have realized this, and in an instant, he was once again across the room sitting down. He crossed his legs and sighed, leaning his head back. “So, I talk about crazy stuff when I’m… not all there.”
Naruto nodded and sat down. “And draw on the walls, hunt for socks, get scared by every day appliances, get hurt by the appliances, believe whacked out stories… you name it.”
Sasuke wanted to growl, but refrained, knowing that it would only edge the other on. “And I suppose your not just going to let me walk out of this house and go home tomorrow are you?”
Naruto shook his head in the negative. “Sorry, cant do that. I’d be to worried see. And besides, you don’t have anywhere to go do you?” When the other didn’t answer the question, he continued on. “Oh, and if you try escaping, I WILL use my new secret technique on you. The cute you wouldn’t dare run away on me.”
If only looks could kill.
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“SASUKE!” A loud banging on the door brought the raven out of his nice little warm nap. Warm and wet nap. Cracking an eye open, he smiled when he remembered he was still in the bath. In the only bathroom in the house. With a dancing blond on the other side of the door wanting to use the toilet. He sighed. Life didn’t get much better than this.
“DAMNIT SASUKE OPEN THE DOOR OR I SWEAR YOU’LL REGRET IT!” Again, Sasuke didn’t answer to the blonds plea, but instead, stood and walked to the door. A hand on the knob, and he waited until the banging began again.
The door flew open and Naruto crashed to the ground at the feet of a very naked Sasuke, who in turn stood there in all his glory, not in all shy of the fact that Naruto had the perfect view from where he was on the ground. “What is it Dobe? Cant you see I’m trying to bathe?”
Naruto glared, suddenly realizing what the situation was, and pushed up off the floor, hurrying over to the toilet. “Yes. And frankly, I don’t care. I’ve been waiting for almost half an hour to piss and I refuse to wait longer in my house.” He sighed as he relieved himself, and Sasuke slowly climbed back into the bath, rolling his eyes.
It didn’t take long for Naruto to finish, and be washing his hands, but the silence that had fallen over the two in the past minute and a half had Naruto nervous and ready to pee again. Well almost. Slowly, he turned to see Sasuke staring at the bath water, not really seeing anything at all, but instead, seeming to be deep in thought.
Looking back towards the sink, Naruto frowned, not liking the blank look on the others face. Which would be when he noticed the can of shaving crème on the edge of the counter. Grinning like the Cheshire cat, he picked up the can and slowly made his way towards the prone figure in the bath. The only thing he might have trouble with was the sound of the can, but it didn’t seem to bother the raven.
Pushing the button, he allowed copious amounts of the crème to spread out onto the others hair, thanking the high heavens it was light and fluffy. Slowly, and making sure he didn’t touch the other while doing so, he began sculpting something on the top of the others head. It didn’t take long, and in the end it turned out to look like a pair of tits on the top of his head, but he was proud of his work, and slowly snuck out of the room.
It wasn’t until ten minutes later when the enraged cry of Sasuke came from the bathroom, did the blond started laughing.
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AN. … I want more time to continue this story. How I love it so even though it gives me trouble
Thanks to all who have been keeping an eye out to make sure they catch the update. I’ve been going crazy trying to get this stupid chappy out. It’s not been wanting to work well for me.
And now… what you’ve all been waiting patiently for…
EPISODE THREE! ~ Part three of three ~ The copy ninja meets his match
Kakashi: *staring down the machine*
Machine: *whizzing softly*
Naruto: *walks in* *stares at Kakashi confused for a few minutes before moving forward to use the machine*
Machine: *spits out perfect copies for Naruto*
Naruto: *walks out*
Kakashi: … I’m being outdone by even Naruto… this cannot go on. *moves forward menacingly*
Machine: *looks innocent*
Kakashi: *puts paper on copy bed.* *pushes button*
Machine: *whirls, bangs and falls dead*
Kakashi: DAMNIT! *smacks*
Machine: *blows up*
Kakashi: I QUIT! *storms out*