My Chibi Dobe
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Naruto › Yaoi - Male/Male › Naruto/Sasuke
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
18
Views:
3,483
Reviews:
177
Recommended:
1
Currently Reading:
7
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Akatsuki Interlude
Chapter 8 Akatsuki Interlude
He sat at his desk hunched over his paper work once again cursing the bad lighting. He was going to need glasses by this end of this mission. Not only was there bad lighting but Tobi’s writing was atrocious. They were Akatsuki why the hell did they fill out tax forms. This was one of the many mind boggling questions that Itachi had come to expect and ignore over the years. Being the youngest member meant it was his responsibility to make sure all the paperwork was done properly.
“I think they stuck me with the job because I’m the only one who can add and the only one who wouldn’t embezzle the funds.” The eldest Uchiha growled as he finished with Tobi’s deductions.
“Itachi-san?”
“What is it Kisame? I am busy with the quarter’s returns.”
“I got the information you wanted. The Uzumaki has been turned into a child and was attacked last Friday.”
“Damn! The word has spread fast and he’ll be in even more danger. Does Pein or Tobi know of this?”
“No Itachi-san I came to you first.” The Shark hybrid said as he sat in the chair across from the Sharingan wielder.
“Then we’ll keep it between us for now. As soon as I’m finished here we will look into it. I’m sure he is well guarded.”
“Itachi-san, Pein-sama’s missions have been becoming more and more dangerous. We lost Sasori in the attempt to take that one tailed raccoon. I do not like these missions and he has plans to take an eight tailed beast as well.”
“Yes he is focused on these demons but he will never really be able to harness their power with out killing himself.”
“Am I a demon?” Itachi looked up from his work and looked at his friend. Ever since his transformation Kisame had been quite and obedient. He never once question his existence or purpose as with all weapons he lived to kill. Now that the shark-nin was questioning what he was gave Itachi hope that there was humanity still left inside the cold fishy exterior.
“No, Kisame you are not a demon. You still human, even if your DNA has been altered.”
“I am human…..” the blue Akatsuki said trying to convince himself it was true.
“ITACHI-DANNA!” A Blonde blur came running in and launched himself at the Uchiha.
“What is it Deidara? Can’t you see I’m doing the taxes?”
“But Itachi-danna I have news of the Kyubbi brat. Un.”
“I know Naruto is a chibi.”
“How did you know? Un.” The blond bomber pouted.
“Kisame told me.”
“No fair Kisame-san! Un.”
“Deidara how did you find out I just receive the news?” Kisame growled.
“I found the letter in your room. Un.”
“I told you to stay out of my room!” The Shark pulled out his Samehada. “I’ll kill you!”
“NO!” Deidara hid behind Itachi’s chair. “Itachi-danna save me! Un.”
“No, I won’t. I am busy. Why were you in Kisame’s rooms anyway?” Itachi replied before continuing his task of book keeping.
“I wanted to get away from Tobi. Un.” Deidara dodged the giant sword and ran to the other side of the room. “But it’s so boring in Kisame’s room that I found his mail to read.” And another tuck and roll out of deaths way.
“DIE!”
“EEK!UN!” The blond bomber was chased around the Uchiha’s office. Out of all the Akatsuki members Kisame and Deidara were the only ones he could tolerate because they both had a child like innocence despite their past. They kind of reminded him of Sunspot and was the only reason he put up with the two lunatics especially Deidara. Since Sasori was killed the clay master seemed lost and looking for someone to lead him and be strong for him because he had no real self-confidence.
“Both of you sit down you are messing up my papers.” Itachi glared at the two with is Sharingan activated. In an instant the two were seated quietly in front of his desk. “Good, now that I have your attention I can make this brief. Deidara the news of the Chibi Uzumaki will remain between us. After I have finished with this paper work Kisame and I will check out the rumor, then I will decide what to do from there.”
“Hai.” The blond Akatsuki member squirmed in his chair which annoyed the Uchiha heir.
“What is it Deidara?”
“Itachi-danna, Pein-sama and Tobi have been talking a lot and it is making me nervous. They are always stop if others get too close the hear them. Also Zetsu has been gone for too long and they aren’t concerned.”
“Hn.” That was suspicious. It seems Pein’s paranoia was increasing and his trust in Tobi was increasing, both were not a good sign. The Missing Plant man was another bad sign because he was the only one who could keep Tobi in check. Yes it would seem that his mission was soon coming to and end, but at the same time he had to protect Deidara and Kisame. Deidara would be lost and would die in prison and Kisame would go insane because of the animal DNA he would be treated no better than Naruto.
“Itachi-san I also do not like how they smell. They are not to be trusted.”
“Hn. Well then we shall keep an eye on them as well. Meanwhile Deidara I want you to sneak in to Kakuzu’s room and find his account book. I need the real books because the bastard gave me a fake one. And Kisame I want you to go get all of Hidan’s charity receipts for the last three months.” Itachi deactivated his Sharingan and once again focused on the account ledgers in front of him. He didn’t notice that Deidara and Kisame both paled before getting up and leaving the room.
“I don’t want to go in Kakuzu’s room he’ll rip off my arms that he just sewed back on.” The clay master whined as he was leaving.
“You think that’s bad Hidan will kill me and then pray me to hell!” The Shark man grumbled.
“As long as you get me those books and receipts enjoy your demise!” Itachi yelled after them and the proceeded to deduct fertilizer as a business lunch for Zetsu.
A/N: PLEASE DON’T KILL ME! I am sorry I haven’t posted as quickly as I wanted to I have had a string of bad luck and I throw myself at the mercy of my readers. First I had my mother-in-law visit foe a week and that didn’t leave a lot of time for writing. Then I suffered the worst flu ever and I was down for a week and a half. Then My Laptop A/C adapter on both of my laptops broke. Thankfully all my work was back up on a flash drive unfortunately I lost it when we remodel the bedroom but I have found it once again! Then my Zune crashed and broke and all my music where I get my inspiration was lost and I can’t access the back up on my laptop. So in between this whole mess I was able to commandeer this computer to post a filler until I can finish my next chapter and let my readers know I have not abandon this story. So I beg you for patience and I will carry on writing and borrowing other computers to get these chapters up and running! On a lighter note her were the poll results!
From AFF.net
Kankurou – 6
Neji – 5
Shino – 5
Kiba – 4
Choji – 3
FF.net
Kankurou – 10
Neji – 6
Shino – 8
Kiba – 4
Choji – 5
The Away team will be Kankurou by a landslide followed by Shino and Neji. I’ll try to get the chapter out ASAP. Thanks for reading and keep reviewing!
He sat at his desk hunched over his paper work once again cursing the bad lighting. He was going to need glasses by this end of this mission. Not only was there bad lighting but Tobi’s writing was atrocious. They were Akatsuki why the hell did they fill out tax forms. This was one of the many mind boggling questions that Itachi had come to expect and ignore over the years. Being the youngest member meant it was his responsibility to make sure all the paperwork was done properly.
“I think they stuck me with the job because I’m the only one who can add and the only one who wouldn’t embezzle the funds.” The eldest Uchiha growled as he finished with Tobi’s deductions.
“Itachi-san?”
“What is it Kisame? I am busy with the quarter’s returns.”
“I got the information you wanted. The Uzumaki has been turned into a child and was attacked last Friday.”
“Damn! The word has spread fast and he’ll be in even more danger. Does Pein or Tobi know of this?”
“No Itachi-san I came to you first.” The Shark hybrid said as he sat in the chair across from the Sharingan wielder.
“Then we’ll keep it between us for now. As soon as I’m finished here we will look into it. I’m sure he is well guarded.”
“Itachi-san, Pein-sama’s missions have been becoming more and more dangerous. We lost Sasori in the attempt to take that one tailed raccoon. I do not like these missions and he has plans to take an eight tailed beast as well.”
“Yes he is focused on these demons but he will never really be able to harness their power with out killing himself.”
“Am I a demon?” Itachi looked up from his work and looked at his friend. Ever since his transformation Kisame had been quite and obedient. He never once question his existence or purpose as with all weapons he lived to kill. Now that the shark-nin was questioning what he was gave Itachi hope that there was humanity still left inside the cold fishy exterior.
“No, Kisame you are not a demon. You still human, even if your DNA has been altered.”
“I am human…..” the blue Akatsuki said trying to convince himself it was true.
“ITACHI-DANNA!” A Blonde blur came running in and launched himself at the Uchiha.
“What is it Deidara? Can’t you see I’m doing the taxes?”
“But Itachi-danna I have news of the Kyubbi brat. Un.”
“I know Naruto is a chibi.”
“How did you know? Un.” The blond bomber pouted.
“Kisame told me.”
“No fair Kisame-san! Un.”
“Deidara how did you find out I just receive the news?” Kisame growled.
“I found the letter in your room. Un.”
“I told you to stay out of my room!” The Shark pulled out his Samehada. “I’ll kill you!”
“NO!” Deidara hid behind Itachi’s chair. “Itachi-danna save me! Un.”
“No, I won’t. I am busy. Why were you in Kisame’s rooms anyway?” Itachi replied before continuing his task of book keeping.
“I wanted to get away from Tobi. Un.” Deidara dodged the giant sword and ran to the other side of the room. “But it’s so boring in Kisame’s room that I found his mail to read.” And another tuck and roll out of deaths way.
“DIE!”
“EEK!UN!” The blond bomber was chased around the Uchiha’s office. Out of all the Akatsuki members Kisame and Deidara were the only ones he could tolerate because they both had a child like innocence despite their past. They kind of reminded him of Sunspot and was the only reason he put up with the two lunatics especially Deidara. Since Sasori was killed the clay master seemed lost and looking for someone to lead him and be strong for him because he had no real self-confidence.
“Both of you sit down you are messing up my papers.” Itachi glared at the two with is Sharingan activated. In an instant the two were seated quietly in front of his desk. “Good, now that I have your attention I can make this brief. Deidara the news of the Chibi Uzumaki will remain between us. After I have finished with this paper work Kisame and I will check out the rumor, then I will decide what to do from there.”
“Hai.” The blond Akatsuki member squirmed in his chair which annoyed the Uchiha heir.
“What is it Deidara?”
“Itachi-danna, Pein-sama and Tobi have been talking a lot and it is making me nervous. They are always stop if others get too close the hear them. Also Zetsu has been gone for too long and they aren’t concerned.”
“Hn.” That was suspicious. It seems Pein’s paranoia was increasing and his trust in Tobi was increasing, both were not a good sign. The Missing Plant man was another bad sign because he was the only one who could keep Tobi in check. Yes it would seem that his mission was soon coming to and end, but at the same time he had to protect Deidara and Kisame. Deidara would be lost and would die in prison and Kisame would go insane because of the animal DNA he would be treated no better than Naruto.
“Itachi-san I also do not like how they smell. They are not to be trusted.”
“Hn. Well then we shall keep an eye on them as well. Meanwhile Deidara I want you to sneak in to Kakuzu’s room and find his account book. I need the real books because the bastard gave me a fake one. And Kisame I want you to go get all of Hidan’s charity receipts for the last three months.” Itachi deactivated his Sharingan and once again focused on the account ledgers in front of him. He didn’t notice that Deidara and Kisame both paled before getting up and leaving the room.
“I don’t want to go in Kakuzu’s room he’ll rip off my arms that he just sewed back on.” The clay master whined as he was leaving.
“You think that’s bad Hidan will kill me and then pray me to hell!” The Shark man grumbled.
“As long as you get me those books and receipts enjoy your demise!” Itachi yelled after them and the proceeded to deduct fertilizer as a business lunch for Zetsu.
A/N: PLEASE DON’T KILL ME! I am sorry I haven’t posted as quickly as I wanted to I have had a string of bad luck and I throw myself at the mercy of my readers. First I had my mother-in-law visit foe a week and that didn’t leave a lot of time for writing. Then I suffered the worst flu ever and I was down for a week and a half. Then My Laptop A/C adapter on both of my laptops broke. Thankfully all my work was back up on a flash drive unfortunately I lost it when we remodel the bedroom but I have found it once again! Then my Zune crashed and broke and all my music where I get my inspiration was lost and I can’t access the back up on my laptop. So in between this whole mess I was able to commandeer this computer to post a filler until I can finish my next chapter and let my readers know I have not abandon this story. So I beg you for patience and I will carry on writing and borrowing other computers to get these chapters up and running! On a lighter note her were the poll results!
From AFF.net
Kankurou – 6
Neji – 5
Shino – 5
Kiba – 4
Choji – 3
FF.net
Kankurou – 10
Neji – 6
Shino – 8
Kiba – 4
Choji – 5
The Away team will be Kankurou by a landslide followed by Shino and Neji. I’ll try to get the chapter out ASAP. Thanks for reading and keep reviewing!