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The Pervert
A/N: Here's the chapter. I'm slowing down on the updates to once a week as uni life has begun again :(
FULL Summary: Naruto is the Konoha District Attorney responsible for prosecuting Itachi. Unwittingly, he is thrown into the middle of a dangerous conspiracy, where blackmail and deceit become the rule of the day. Can he even trust Sasuke, his long lost best friend that he was just recently reunited with? SasuNaruSasu AU
Rating: Pervy Jiraiya and his... pervy-ness in this chapter. Oh, and swearing, not that anyone cares...
Disclaimer: No own.
The ride with Jiraiya was uncomfortable at best. The good news was, The Pervert seemed to have given up his advances towards Naruto. The bad news was, The Pervert was currently explaining what goes where with his sex toys.
‘Dear God in heaven. Please make him shut up’ Naruto silently prayed.
Miraculously, the dear God in heaven, bless Him, seemed to grant him that wish. The Pervert stopped explaining the fifty different ways to operate a vibrator and began looking at Naruto with a serious expression.
Squirming under The Pervert’s intense gaze, Naruto flashed him a dirty look that said “What?!”
Once again reading his mind, Jiraiya broke the uncomfortable silence: “So. You are Uzumaki Naruto”
“Uh…”
“Uzumaki… Naruto…” Jiraiya said with a faraway voice, enunciating each syllabus slowly.
“I knew your parents. Minato and I were best friends… Kushina. She was a lovely girl”
Not knowing what to do with the new piece of information, he decided to take a leaf out of his best friend’s book.
“Hn”
“You know I didn’t intend to scare you just now. I mean… I was told to go to room 168 for my… treat…”
“Hn” Was it just Naruto or was he becoming more and more like the Teme?
“I can definitely see the resemblance between you and Minato. He was a great leader… I actually taught him for a while…”
“Hn” Damn it, he should stop doing that. Naruto knew his father was an FBI agent killed in action. Wait a minute… If The Pervert knew his father from work, then…
“You are with the feds?”
Jiraiya raised an eyebrow at Naruto before laughing. “Retired years ago. You’re quick, just like your father… He was a great man, you know”
Naruto stayed silent. He had been told many times, too many times, in fact, about how his father was this, how his father was that. If he was such a great father, why wasn’t he there when Naruto needed him? Where was he needed him? Naruto knew that although it was technically not Minato’s fault, he couldn’t help but feel slightly bitter at his father’s absence -even if it was because he was dead.
Naruto stole a peek at the dashboard clock. 7am. He felt very tired.
The rest of the journey proceeded quietly, with The Pervert making the occasional offhand perverted remark. Naruto supposed it was just the nature of the man. He was already beginning to get used to all the sexual banter.
Finally reaching the courthouse once again, Naruto got out of the car. The same security guard raised an eyebrow at him suspiciously.
Ignoring the guard, he escorted The Pervert to Tsunade’s chambers. This time, he knocked before entering.
Tsunade looked up and frowned.
“Where’s Jiraiya?”
Naruto looked around and saw The Pervert gawking at someone. Scowling, he walked up to The Pervert and dragged him by the ear into Tsunade’s chambers. “I. Don’t. Have. Time. For. Your. Pervert. Business”, Naruto breathed while dragging The Pervert into Tsunade’s chambers.
After successfully dragging Jiraiya into Tsunade’s chambers, Naruto threw himself on a chair and buried his face in his hands.
Tsunade stared at Jiraiya for a few seconds before opening her mouth. However, she was interrupted by Jiraiya before she had a chance to talk.
“I need to speak to you. Privately” His words were aimed at Naruto.
Naruto rolled his eyes, and looked at Tsunade.
Tsunade considered it for a moment, before nodding to Naruto. “You shouldn’t even be here. Remember, no one knows about this meeting”
Naruto nodded, and stood up. Tsunade also stood up and made a motion halting him. She picked up two pairs of gloves, and wore one. She then retrieved the envelope with the death threat and walked towards her chamber doors.
Holding the door open, Tsunade whispered to Naruto: “Check up on me later, and send these to forensics”, and handed him the other set of gloves.
Naruto nodded, understanding Tsunade’s suspicion, wore the rubber gloves, and took the file. With that, the door closed behind him.
Naruto was waiting for the forensic results at the office common room when Kiba walked in, mug with coffee in his hand.
“You look tired”
“Been up all night”
Kiba nodded, handed him his cup of coffee, and motioned for them to go into his office.
Naruto took the coffee mug, sighed, thanked Kiba and got up. Following Kiba, Naruto walked into a sparsely furniture office. Feeling a pang of guilt, Naruto sat on a battered armchair.
“So… What happened?”
Naruto sighed, and told Kiba about the night/morning.
“Jiraiya? You mean the Great Sage?” Kiba interrupted Naruto’s storytelling.
“Um…”
“He’s one of the, if not the greatest FBI agent!”
“He is a pervert” Naruto insisted.
“He has never failed to solve a case. Never! He’s legendary!”
“A pervert”
Sighing, Kiba conceded: “The number of sexual harassment lawsuits are alarming, I give you that… I remember we got handed some before”
“Told you”
“The man is still great. Do you know why he is not in jail for sexual harassment?”
Naruto raised his eyebrows inquisitively.
“Because the government cannot afford to do that. Put him in jail, and the world will be a more dangerous place. The man’s a perv, but he’s a genius, I’m telling you”
“Hmph”
“To appease him and his office, I heard that the government sends him ‘treats’… Prostitutes… to keep his libido and urge in check”
Naruto decided against telling Kiba that The Pervert initially thought he was one of the ‘treats’.
“I thought he was retired?”
“Yeah he is… Rumor has it that the FBI requested him to come out of retirement recently for a case…”
Naruto waited for the clarification that he already knew.
“This case, the Uchiha murder trial. Rumor has it that he was requested to come out of his retirement to aid in the investigations in his case”
Naruto nodded, still slightly shocked of the piece of information although he was already expecting it. Leaning back and taking a sip of coffee from the mug, he contemplated the situation.
Tsunade got a death threat that made him go to a hotel owned by Uchiha Inc., and he meets Jiraiya, the top FBI agent that recently came out of retirement. Which naturally begs the question: Who sent that death threat?
His and Tsunade’s previous suspicion that Akatsuki sent the death threat in an attempt to get Tsunade to recuse herself sounded less credible now. Why would they send Jiraiya?
Who then, sent the threat?
Almost as if someone up there heard his question, his cellphone rang.
“Hello?”
“Yes, this is forensics, and we are reporting on a document you sent us this morning?”
“Yes. Do you have anything?”
“It’s not definitive, but I think we have located certain skin pieces that we could match”
“Who?”
“We can only be, at most 40 sure, but this person’s DNA was the only person’s that had a match”
“A name please”
“Uchiha…” Before the forensic expert could finish his sentence, a thud was heard and the line went dead.
“Fuck…”
So? What do you think?
Review please!!
Next one next week. Earlier if I get lots and lots of reviews. Listen to me: Blackmailing my readers! :P
FULL Summary: Naruto is the Konoha District Attorney responsible for prosecuting Itachi. Unwittingly, he is thrown into the middle of a dangerous conspiracy, where blackmail and deceit become the rule of the day. Can he even trust Sasuke, his long lost best friend that he was just recently reunited with? SasuNaruSasu AU
Rating: Pervy Jiraiya and his... pervy-ness in this chapter. Oh, and swearing, not that anyone cares...
Disclaimer: No own.
The ride with Jiraiya was uncomfortable at best. The good news was, The Pervert seemed to have given up his advances towards Naruto. The bad news was, The Pervert was currently explaining what goes where with his sex toys.
‘Dear God in heaven. Please make him shut up’ Naruto silently prayed.
Miraculously, the dear God in heaven, bless Him, seemed to grant him that wish. The Pervert stopped explaining the fifty different ways to operate a vibrator and began looking at Naruto with a serious expression.
Squirming under The Pervert’s intense gaze, Naruto flashed him a dirty look that said “What?!”
Once again reading his mind, Jiraiya broke the uncomfortable silence: “So. You are Uzumaki Naruto”
“Uh…”
“Uzumaki… Naruto…” Jiraiya said with a faraway voice, enunciating each syllabus slowly.
“I knew your parents. Minato and I were best friends… Kushina. She was a lovely girl”
Not knowing what to do with the new piece of information, he decided to take a leaf out of his best friend’s book.
“Hn”
“You know I didn’t intend to scare you just now. I mean… I was told to go to room 168 for my… treat…”
“Hn” Was it just Naruto or was he becoming more and more like the Teme?
“I can definitely see the resemblance between you and Minato. He was a great leader… I actually taught him for a while…”
“Hn” Damn it, he should stop doing that. Naruto knew his father was an FBI agent killed in action. Wait a minute… If The Pervert knew his father from work, then…
“You are with the feds?”
Jiraiya raised an eyebrow at Naruto before laughing. “Retired years ago. You’re quick, just like your father… He was a great man, you know”
Naruto stayed silent. He had been told many times, too many times, in fact, about how his father was this, how his father was that. If he was such a great father, why wasn’t he there when Naruto needed him? Where was he needed him? Naruto knew that although it was technically not Minato’s fault, he couldn’t help but feel slightly bitter at his father’s absence -even if it was because he was dead.
Naruto stole a peek at the dashboard clock. 7am. He felt very tired.
The rest of the journey proceeded quietly, with The Pervert making the occasional offhand perverted remark. Naruto supposed it was just the nature of the man. He was already beginning to get used to all the sexual banter.
Finally reaching the courthouse once again, Naruto got out of the car. The same security guard raised an eyebrow at him suspiciously.
Ignoring the guard, he escorted The Pervert to Tsunade’s chambers. This time, he knocked before entering.
Tsunade looked up and frowned.
“Where’s Jiraiya?”
Naruto looked around and saw The Pervert gawking at someone. Scowling, he walked up to The Pervert and dragged him by the ear into Tsunade’s chambers. “I. Don’t. Have. Time. For. Your. Pervert. Business”, Naruto breathed while dragging The Pervert into Tsunade’s chambers.
After successfully dragging Jiraiya into Tsunade’s chambers, Naruto threw himself on a chair and buried his face in his hands.
Tsunade stared at Jiraiya for a few seconds before opening her mouth. However, she was interrupted by Jiraiya before she had a chance to talk.
“I need to speak to you. Privately” His words were aimed at Naruto.
Naruto rolled his eyes, and looked at Tsunade.
Tsunade considered it for a moment, before nodding to Naruto. “You shouldn’t even be here. Remember, no one knows about this meeting”
Naruto nodded, and stood up. Tsunade also stood up and made a motion halting him. She picked up two pairs of gloves, and wore one. She then retrieved the envelope with the death threat and walked towards her chamber doors.
Holding the door open, Tsunade whispered to Naruto: “Check up on me later, and send these to forensics”, and handed him the other set of gloves.
Naruto nodded, understanding Tsunade’s suspicion, wore the rubber gloves, and took the file. With that, the door closed behind him.
Naruto was waiting for the forensic results at the office common room when Kiba walked in, mug with coffee in his hand.
“You look tired”
“Been up all night”
Kiba nodded, handed him his cup of coffee, and motioned for them to go into his office.
Naruto took the coffee mug, sighed, thanked Kiba and got up. Following Kiba, Naruto walked into a sparsely furniture office. Feeling a pang of guilt, Naruto sat on a battered armchair.
“So… What happened?”
Naruto sighed, and told Kiba about the night/morning.
“Jiraiya? You mean the Great Sage?” Kiba interrupted Naruto’s storytelling.
“Um…”
“He’s one of the, if not the greatest FBI agent!”
“He is a pervert” Naruto insisted.
“He has never failed to solve a case. Never! He’s legendary!”
“A pervert”
Sighing, Kiba conceded: “The number of sexual harassment lawsuits are alarming, I give you that… I remember we got handed some before”
“Told you”
“The man is still great. Do you know why he is not in jail for sexual harassment?”
Naruto raised his eyebrows inquisitively.
“Because the government cannot afford to do that. Put him in jail, and the world will be a more dangerous place. The man’s a perv, but he’s a genius, I’m telling you”
“Hmph”
“To appease him and his office, I heard that the government sends him ‘treats’… Prostitutes… to keep his libido and urge in check”
Naruto decided against telling Kiba that The Pervert initially thought he was one of the ‘treats’.
“I thought he was retired?”
“Yeah he is… Rumor has it that the FBI requested him to come out of retirement recently for a case…”
Naruto waited for the clarification that he already knew.
“This case, the Uchiha murder trial. Rumor has it that he was requested to come out of his retirement to aid in the investigations in his case”
Naruto nodded, still slightly shocked of the piece of information although he was already expecting it. Leaning back and taking a sip of coffee from the mug, he contemplated the situation.
Tsunade got a death threat that made him go to a hotel owned by Uchiha Inc., and he meets Jiraiya, the top FBI agent that recently came out of retirement. Which naturally begs the question: Who sent that death threat?
His and Tsunade’s previous suspicion that Akatsuki sent the death threat in an attempt to get Tsunade to recuse herself sounded less credible now. Why would they send Jiraiya?
Who then, sent the threat?
Almost as if someone up there heard his question, his cellphone rang.
“Hello?”
“Yes, this is forensics, and we are reporting on a document you sent us this morning?”
“Yes. Do you have anything?”
“It’s not definitive, but I think we have located certain skin pieces that we could match”
“Who?”
“We can only be, at most 40 sure, but this person’s DNA was the only person’s that had a match”
“A name please”
“Uchiha…” Before the forensic expert could finish his sentence, a thud was heard and the line went dead.
“Fuck…”
So? What do you think?
Review please!!
Next one next week. Earlier if I get lots and lots of reviews. Listen to me: Blackmailing my readers! :P