Choices & Cosequences

Okay a note yes I figured out how to spell-check but it's still not perfect so forgive me so what do you think Sexy female Sasuke or Sasu should I bring her back or let it ride. Thanks for all the hits but please review to. Urgh cooking dinner, laundry and a corn tortilla not quite right has given me an idea so



Chapter Eight

Waking up to a horrible smell something that made my stomach roll and get queasy, I pushed out of bed and went in search of that noxious need to be buried far away odor, I went to the kitchen another place I had claimed as mine, a place I found peace. Cooking and cleaning seemed to calm not only me but the three kits I was carrying around. What I found had me seeing red, not realizing my blood line limit had activated upon seeing Naruto in my kitchen, making a mess no a disaster. My once pristine, organized and haven of a kitchen was gone. There seemed to be flour, milk, eggs and whatever was in our fridge on every surface even the floor. What the hell was going on and what had he killed to make that horrid odor. Feeling my stomach roll again I slapped my hand over my mouth and fought not to be sick. Turning away I headed for the windows and started throwing them open, the fresh air had to distill the smell or at least it had to float out either way I needed it gone. Walking back to the kitchen I had enough.

"What on earth did you kill to have it smell so bad?"

"Teme your up, um what are you doing up?"

"Trying not to hurl up last night's dinner, what did you do Naruto?"

"Um I thought I'd make breakfast for you this time around, seeing as how we have doctor's appointment later today and you mentioned wanting banana pancakes last night."

"This is you making pancakes, oh Kami I hope no one ever asks you to make a bomb. You totally destroyed my kitchen and if that's true and you didn't slaughter anything to get that smell I don't think I ever want to eat pancakes again."

"Sauske?"

"Why didn't you use the recipe on the box"

"Box, what box? I didn't see no box"

"If you looked in other cabinets besides the one that hold your ramen. you would have found the pancake mix in here."

"Wait you use a mix?"

"Yes, I have other things to do besides stand on my feet mixing and measuring things to make them from scratch."

"Measuring?"

"Dobe, look thank you very much for the effort it is greatly appreciated, now get the hell out of my kitchen and don't ever, and I mean ever try this again, obviously your skills are better served boiling water for ramen. It'll take me hours to clean up this mess and that smell I think it's soaked into the grain."

"It's not that bad and I'll clean it up, all of it."

"No! thank you, I know where everything goes so it'll be much faster if I do it, you can do the laundry though, I'm sure you can handle that. Now go and don't forget to get the dirty towels and stuff from the bathroom hamper."

Sighing I didn't know where to start, so I did the only thing I could I began a salvage mission save what I could and dump the rest. If I was lucky it wouldn't be to bad. Right that became my mantra as I found gooey flour in the weirdest of places, even had a blob of it fall on my head, how it got on the ceiling, I could only wonder. Half way through I realized we would need new pans and pots, it seemed he would burn one toss it in the sink try another do the same thing till he had successfully burned all the pans and pots. Dumping the whole mess in the third trash bag, I washed and scrubbed the dishes and put them to dry, then tackled the stove, opening the oven I nearly fainted either that or scream till I was horse. Mumbling about the idiocy of men I called Naruto back into the kitchen.

"I can't bend over to reach the oven, all you need to do is spray this stuff in there turn it on low and let it sit, when we come back from the doctor, you can wipe it down."

"Okay, anything else?"

"Take out the trash and oh yeah we need a whole new set of pots and pans you trashed the other ones."

"Okay."

Grabbing the heavy duty scrub pad I hit the counters and next I got the broom mop and even considered renting a sander, but left it at scrubbing the floor on hands and knees. After I did that, my back was aching and so were my hands. I was fatigued and the babies were ready to play and party using my organs as there piñata. Calling out to Naruto again I saw the fast panic in his eyes at seeing me kneeling on the floor especially on my hands and knees.

"Teme!"

"I'm all right, nothing bad happened I just needed to get up close and personal to clean the floor and your brats in here decided that it was play time inside and with there moving and hitting I can't get up."

"Sauske are you nuts, getting down on your hands and knees this far along."

"I do it all the time, this was just the one time I need help getting back up, come on help me up Dobe."

Not expecting him to bend down and lift me into his arms I gripped his neck to keep balanced.

"Next time warn me."

"Your a mess and you smell almost as bad as my pancakes. How did you end up with it in your hair?"

"How did it end up on the ceiling."

"Um don't know."

"I concur."

I'm really sorry"

"Stop, you did something nice I'm not upset about it, tired and achy but not upset."

"Achy, where?"

"My back, it's been hurting for the past week."

"And your telling me this now?"

"I knew I had an appointment with Tsunade coming up besides all the books say it's normal."

"The books don't know everything."

"Did I just hear you right after all the time you spent lecturing me on what this book said and that book and then waking me up when I actually do sleep and mmmhph."

Opening my eyes wide at the tongue in my mouth shutting me up, I waited till he was done and broke the kiss to allow both of us to breath.

"Put me down I'm fine now."

"Sauske?"

"Put me down."

when I had both feet and my balance back vertical I raised my hands. I know he expected for me to blast him or at least deck him I could tell by the look in his eyes that he expected this so I did the opposite I wrapped my arms around his neck and sealed our lips together a second time, this time it was my tongue in his mouth. When I pulled away I was breathing hard, panting really.

"Wait I know this is a good thing and you would never force me, so all I ask is to go slow, for now this is enough, to know that I don't panic or fear you will hurt me makes me so happy, but right now my back is killing me, can you give me a back rub?"

"I intended to do that anyway. We have at least four hours till the appointment."

"Good, I'll get the oil."

Thirty minutes later I was a pool of relaxed goo really. he was a complete disaster in the kitchen but the massages he gave.

"Sauske, it's time to get ready, I finished the wash and the kitchen and picked up the living room."

Nodding I pulled on the shirt that had come off for the massage and went to get ready. By the time I was ready, I had Sasu all ready and decked out I had even added a little make up to my alter ego.

"Go change."

"What you don't like the outfit, it's pretty unisex the overalls are very comfortable and it helps hide a few things, you said people kept staring at my breasts so this should keep them hidden although the fabric keeps rubbing against my skin. And just thinking about my breasts makes me start lactating."

Lacawhatta"

"Lactating, you know expressing milk from my boobs in preparation for the babies.

"Ewe gross."

"Let's go before were late."

Getting to the infirmary. we waited a few minutes then Shizune came out and told us to go on back, where I changed into myself and a gown, letting Naruto help hoist me up on the exam table, Tsunade came in greeted us and warned me that the gel she was going to use would be cold, even with the warning I still flinched, then she turned a few knobs and the room was filled with the sound of various rapid beats.

"That's the heart beats all strong and good"

"But there so fast."

"It's normal would you like to see your babies now?"

Nodding she fiddled with another dial and a black and white screen came on and then she shifted the wand and there they were, reaching for Naruto's hand I squeezed it crying over the view, my babies.

"How do they look?"

"Hum."

"Hum what's hum, what's wrong?"

It could be nothing, one of them is facing the wrong way, facing down, at this stage of development all of them should be facing up, I mean babies move all the time, and this little one can move again, but I would like you to come back in two weeks and I'll check again. would you like a picture of your babies?"

Smiling at the picture Tsunade ended up making two one for Naruto , cause I wasn't letting go of the first one it was to precious. Telling Naruto that I wanted to ask Tsunade something alone, I waited till his signature was out of hearing range.

"Can I have sex?"

"I thought you and the brat were already.."

Blushing I shook my head no

"I don't want to hurt the babies"

"Yes, just know your limits and don't try any of the stuff you saw on my plates."

Letting her help me down I cleaned up. got dressed and made a plan of action. Thanking her I waddled, oh Kami I was waddling with a huge belly to lead the way. Walking over to Naruto. I asked if we could go eat somewhere since we were starving. Sitting down slowly, I shifted trying to get comfortable, then we ordered, before the meal came though several people walked in to the restaurant and like Karma they looked at Naruto, then at me.

"You bastard! Where's the Uchiha at home barefoot and pregnant while your out here whining and dining some bimbo with boobs, hey honey he already has someone knocked up at home waiting so if I was you I'd dump his ass! Does the Uchiha know your an unfaithful bastard?"

"Shut up asshole!"

"What, bitch!"

"I said shut up and look at me really look at me Neji white eyes, and after this is over I am so kicking your ass for the bimbo with boobs and bitch comments."

"Holy Crap, but how?"

"I used Naruto's jutsu and tada I'm a woman, I needed it to go for my check-up."

"Oh yeah how'd it go?"

And just like that we had two more people sitting at the table looking and ohing over the first set of baby pictures. Knowing that the slight dizziness was a warning that my chakra was being drained and I needed to return to my male form I looked a laughing preening Naruto and smiled.

"Hey Dobe, I'm feeling really tired I need to change."

"Oh okay, later guys come on honey let me get you home and rub your back."

Growling at the way he was treating me so feminine, I slapped his hand off my back. At home I quickly reversed the jutsu, and headed for my spot on the couch to take a nap after I would put the plan in motion. Before I closed my eyes though I spotted a certain blond heading for my kitchen.

"Hold it bub, what are you doing?"

"Wiping down the oven like you said, rest I won't hurt it."

"Um just don't blow it up. and here put my picture on the fridge so I can see our kits all the time."

A few hours later, I woke to feeling hands slide over my stomach rubbing in circles.

"Oy what the hell?"

"You were moaning and mumbling in your sleep, something about dang kits stay still."

"Um, feels good there not playing soccer anymore. But something's...

Sitting up slowly, I let his hand slide of my belly and unbuttoned the top half of my overalls and took off my shirt.

"That's better can you get the oil and maybe give me total hands on massage?"

A few minutes later my moaning could have been deemed x-rated and all he was doing was rubbing circles on my skin. Letting my mind wander while he rubbed I felt something happen that hadn't happened in a very long time, I was getting sexually excited by his touch. After what happened to me I hadn't felt that way, afraid of being hurt or worse and here I was getting turned on.

"Uh Teme?"

Smiling I raised up on my elbows, making sure to let Naruto see what I was projecting in my eyes.

"I can't guarantee I won't flip out and panic, I want you, but I'm still scared."

"Of what I would never force you."

"I know that here, covering my heart I pointed to my head and explained that was where the problem came from.

"If you can be patient and stop when I need to stop I want you to move into my room with me, I can't sleep without you there anyway, your brats keep me awake."

Soon he had his stuff all settled in our room and I had a shower and changed into loose clothing to be more comfortable. Yeah comfort a thing of the past, I shifted this way and that way trying to find a suitable spot on the bed I even moved the pillows a few times. Finally he came out of his shower and told me to stay still, the second he put his hands on me kicking the hell out of mommy stopped. Letting him untie the shirt belt and lay it open he began touching me, actually it was more petting and I'll be dammed if it wasn't calming yet arousing me at the same time. When his nails lightly touched my sensitive nipples I jumped and moaned.



Ok I'm ending it here this chapter was supposed to be about the kits so total cliffy besides I have a ton of neglected stuff to do