Sixty Days
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Survival Rule #1: Don't Let Idiots Drive the Boat
Author’s Notes: Seeing as how I haven’t been working on this fic in a while because I’ve been caught up on working on Stardust, I figured I’d at least try to throw in another chapter. I know it’s short, thus the Chapter 7.5 jazz. It’s kind of a filler chapter…also This chapter is going to be in Sasuke’s POV because well, Sasuke is my favorite character and well…he deserves some limelight right? For all you Sasuke haters out there… [beep] [beeeeeep] [beep] [beep beep]. [This authors notes has been censored for your sanity] ROFLMFAO kidding!! Don’t read it if you don’t like him.
Sixty Days
Chapter 7.5: Survival Rule #1: Don’t Let Idiots Drive the Boat
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45 Days Remaining…
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Life is hell. Given it isn’t as bad from one day to the next, but being friends with Naruto Uzumaki was a sure sign that there was either something messed up with your brain or you were a masochist at heart.
Seeing as how I’m an Uchiha, I’m immune to a certain blond’s childish antics. Okay maybe not immune, just better prepared.
Let’s just say I wasn’t prepared to wake up at the ass crack of dawn for my idiot‘s (yes MY idiot, hands off!) sad and oddly enough amusing sense of humor. His brother, Deidara was down with a cold. How he had managed to get a cold in this weather is beyond me.
My brother was already awake and stalking (ahem…I mean walking) the halls. How Naruto could be so awake at this time in the morning was a question better left unasked. God knows what kind of trouble that question would invoke.
“So I was thinking, we could go out on the lake by ourselves and hey are you listening to me?” I blinked several times trying to wake my half asleep self up before looking over at my blond haired moron.
“You are fucking insane.” I bit out. Hey I’m not a morning person alright? I do not enjoy being rolled out of bed, yes, rolled out of bed at five o’clock in the morning. No sane person would be awake at this hour.
“But you still love me.” Naruto said with his hands together in front of his heart trying to act angelic. His mischievous smile betrayed the image immensely.
“I’m questioning that.” I said as I walked passed him into the kitchen. I could hear him pout before he retorted.
“HEY!” he grumbled following me inside. Kushina was already awake and preparing to go for a run as it seemed.
“Good morning Naru-chan, Sasuke.” She said with a bright smile. Like I said, no sane person would be up at this hour. Just as I thought that my brother walked in and smirked at me. Bastard.
“Going out early this morning little brother?” he asked as he pulled a bottle of water from the refrigerator. I merely glared at him in reply. He knows I’m not a morning person and he’s ten times more evil in the morning.
“Say we should wake bro up and make him come with us.” Naruto said with a mischievous glint to his voice. I turned and raised an eyebrow at him.
“Naruto! Don’t you be bothering Deidara now, he’s sick and doesn’t need you pestering him.” Kushina chastised. Naruto leaned against the counter and pouted and I couldn’t help but smirk at him.
“Sick?” my brother asked with concern in his voice. My eyes darted over to him and widened a bit. It’s hard to read Uchiha emotions, and even harder to detect said emotions from Itachi Uchiha.
I know him like a book though and I can tell when he’s genuinely worried or concerned. Right now he was both which was making me wonder if he had more than platonic feelings for my idiot’s brother.
“Yes, he and Minato were out night fishing last night and he woke up with a cold. Poor thing, Minato felt so bad about it.” Kushina told my brother. A tiny wrinkle between my brother’s eyes made itself known and my eyebrow rose.
So he was worried.
“I’m going to make him some soup after I get back from my run-“
“Do not worry about it Mrs. Namikaze, I will do it.” Itachi told her as he shuffled around the kitchen. A giggle escaped Kushina’s lips and I caught a look of pure mischievousness glinting in her eyes.
Well, now I knew where Naruto got it.
“Itachi, you know to call me Kushina.” She chastised lightly. Itachi smirked and nodded.
“I apologize.” He told her before going back to what he was doing.
“So formal! Are you sure you’re the same young man who tossed my son off the pier yesterday?” she said with a giggle in her voice. Itachi grunted in response.
“Alright well I’m off, you two be careful now and Naruto! I don’t want to catch you driving the boat!” the red-haired woman said as she went serious all of the sudden. Right, as if I’d let my moron drive the boat. Did he even have his boating license?
“But mom~” he whined pleading with her.
“I said no Naruto Uzumaki!” she said as she pointed her finger at him. The blond huffed and nodded his head.
“Alright fine.” He looked at me then though and I knew without a shadow of a doubt that I was in serious trouble.
~
I should have been born fucking psychic. Cleary Naruto was born completely psycho. How in the hell he had managed to talk me into letting him drive the boat is a complete and utter mystery to me. Here I was holding on to dear life (and trying to look like I wasn’t) while Naruto did doughnuts in a speedboat.
I was going to be in some deep shit when we got back to land…if we got back…
“Naruto if you don’t fucking stop I’m going to push you off the fucking boat!” I told him after fighting with my pride about it. He merely grinned at me and slowed the boat down, letting it idle in the water. He chuckled lightly at me then, still watching me with a smile on his face.
Damn how could I be mad at him when he makes my heart beat so fast like that? With just a look! I hadn’t noticed when he had walked over but when his face was mere inches away from mine I jumped with realization before his lips sealed with my own.
They were always warm if not slightly softer than I thought they would be. And his taste, oh god his taste was so addicting. When we broke away he touched his forehead with mine and sighed.
“You are such a worry wart.” He said before leaning back and locking his pure cerulean colored eyes with my dark onyx ones.
“I have reason to. Someone has to be in their right mind most of the time.” I told him as I licked my lips and closed my eyes. I heard him chuckle before he kissed me lightly on the lips and went back over to the wheel.
“That’s what I love about you Sasuke, but seriously. You need to let go sometimes.” I opened my eyes at that and gave him a half smile.
What he didn’t realize was half the time I did let go, but it was only around him. The idiot. I chuckled inwardly at that thought. My Idiot I corrected.
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Sixty Days
Chapter 7.5: Survival Rule #1: Don’t Let Idiots Drive the Boat
…
45 Days Remaining…
…
Life is hell. Given it isn’t as bad from one day to the next, but being friends with Naruto Uzumaki was a sure sign that there was either something messed up with your brain or you were a masochist at heart.
Seeing as how I’m an Uchiha, I’m immune to a certain blond’s childish antics. Okay maybe not immune, just better prepared.
Let’s just say I wasn’t prepared to wake up at the ass crack of dawn for my idiot‘s (yes MY idiot, hands off!) sad and oddly enough amusing sense of humor. His brother, Deidara was down with a cold. How he had managed to get a cold in this weather is beyond me.
My brother was already awake and stalking (ahem…I mean walking) the halls. How Naruto could be so awake at this time in the morning was a question better left unasked. God knows what kind of trouble that question would invoke.
“So I was thinking, we could go out on the lake by ourselves and hey are you listening to me?” I blinked several times trying to wake my half asleep self up before looking over at my blond haired moron.
“You are fucking insane.” I bit out. Hey I’m not a morning person alright? I do not enjoy being rolled out of bed, yes, rolled out of bed at five o’clock in the morning. No sane person would be awake at this hour.
“But you still love me.” Naruto said with his hands together in front of his heart trying to act angelic. His mischievous smile betrayed the image immensely.
“I’m questioning that.” I said as I walked passed him into the kitchen. I could hear him pout before he retorted.
“HEY!” he grumbled following me inside. Kushina was already awake and preparing to go for a run as it seemed.
“Good morning Naru-chan, Sasuke.” She said with a bright smile. Like I said, no sane person would be up at this hour. Just as I thought that my brother walked in and smirked at me. Bastard.
“Going out early this morning little brother?” he asked as he pulled a bottle of water from the refrigerator. I merely glared at him in reply. He knows I’m not a morning person and he’s ten times more evil in the morning.
“Say we should wake bro up and make him come with us.” Naruto said with a mischievous glint to his voice. I turned and raised an eyebrow at him.
“Naruto! Don’t you be bothering Deidara now, he’s sick and doesn’t need you pestering him.” Kushina chastised. Naruto leaned against the counter and pouted and I couldn’t help but smirk at him.
“Sick?” my brother asked with concern in his voice. My eyes darted over to him and widened a bit. It’s hard to read Uchiha emotions, and even harder to detect said emotions from Itachi Uchiha.
I know him like a book though and I can tell when he’s genuinely worried or concerned. Right now he was both which was making me wonder if he had more than platonic feelings for my idiot’s brother.
“Yes, he and Minato were out night fishing last night and he woke up with a cold. Poor thing, Minato felt so bad about it.” Kushina told my brother. A tiny wrinkle between my brother’s eyes made itself known and my eyebrow rose.
So he was worried.
“I’m going to make him some soup after I get back from my run-“
“Do not worry about it Mrs. Namikaze, I will do it.” Itachi told her as he shuffled around the kitchen. A giggle escaped Kushina’s lips and I caught a look of pure mischievousness glinting in her eyes.
Well, now I knew where Naruto got it.
“Itachi, you know to call me Kushina.” She chastised lightly. Itachi smirked and nodded.
“I apologize.” He told her before going back to what he was doing.
“So formal! Are you sure you’re the same young man who tossed my son off the pier yesterday?” she said with a giggle in her voice. Itachi grunted in response.
“Alright well I’m off, you two be careful now and Naruto! I don’t want to catch you driving the boat!” the red-haired woman said as she went serious all of the sudden. Right, as if I’d let my moron drive the boat. Did he even have his boating license?
“But mom~” he whined pleading with her.
“I said no Naruto Uzumaki!” she said as she pointed her finger at him. The blond huffed and nodded his head.
“Alright fine.” He looked at me then though and I knew without a shadow of a doubt that I was in serious trouble.
~
I should have been born fucking psychic. Cleary Naruto was born completely psycho. How in the hell he had managed to talk me into letting him drive the boat is a complete and utter mystery to me. Here I was holding on to dear life (and trying to look like I wasn’t) while Naruto did doughnuts in a speedboat.
I was going to be in some deep shit when we got back to land…if we got back…
“Naruto if you don’t fucking stop I’m going to push you off the fucking boat!” I told him after fighting with my pride about it. He merely grinned at me and slowed the boat down, letting it idle in the water. He chuckled lightly at me then, still watching me with a smile on his face.
Damn how could I be mad at him when he makes my heart beat so fast like that? With just a look! I hadn’t noticed when he had walked over but when his face was mere inches away from mine I jumped with realization before his lips sealed with my own.
They were always warm if not slightly softer than I thought they would be. And his taste, oh god his taste was so addicting. When we broke away he touched his forehead with mine and sighed.
“You are such a worry wart.” He said before leaning back and locking his pure cerulean colored eyes with my dark onyx ones.
“I have reason to. Someone has to be in their right mind most of the time.” I told him as I licked my lips and closed my eyes. I heard him chuckle before he kissed me lightly on the lips and went back over to the wheel.
“That’s what I love about you Sasuke, but seriously. You need to let go sometimes.” I opened my eyes at that and gave him a half smile.
What he didn’t realize was half the time I did let go, but it was only around him. The idiot. I chuckled inwardly at that thought. My Idiot I corrected.
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