The Namikaze Kid and the Uchiha Brothers

This is the last chapter to this series unless you guys have suggestions on what you want me to write. I enjoyed writing this story a lot and you guys have been great.

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Naruto had a satisfied smile on his lips as they left the Konoha Nursing Home. It had been a wonderful visit with ‘Grandpa Madara’ and nothing could bring the blond down from his high. He was glad that the old bastard had gotten what he deserved for trying to bribe Naruto out of his lover’s lives.

“What are you so happy about moron?” Sasuke asked as they crossed the parking lot.

“Just about how awesome karma is and how it comes back to bite people in the ass.” The blond snickered.

“Indeed,” was the only word that Itachi offered.

“Come on Itachi! You know it kills him to see me every Thursday! And if he gets out of line he knows what Fu will do!” Naruto’s smile grew bigger at the mention of his step father. For the past five years Fu had been bouncing Madara from nursing home to nursing for each insult against Naruto. And each time he had insulted the blond, the nursing home got worse.

“Come on moron, if you stop laughing we’ll take you to Ichiraku.” Sasuke said as he opened the door to the 2011 Chevrolet Silverado. It was Naruto’s and it was bright orange. He had named it Kyuubi and no one else was allowed to drive it under any circumstances. The only time that Itachi and Sasuke would be seen in it was when all three of them were going to the same place. Their cars were two seater sports cars and therefore impractical.

“Actually I was wondering if we could go home and you could make me your home made ramen Sasuke? It’s been awhile since you’ve made it.” Naruto flashed the youngest Uchiha a smile as he slid into the driver’s seat.

“Yeah moron I’ll make you some. You have all the ingredients at home?”

“Yup. I picked them up yesterday after school let out. I didn’t have to give out any detentions!” Naruto stated proudly. He took his teaching job at the local public high school seriously and usually had to dish out detentions to students who would not listen, for him to actually have a detention free afternoon was rare.

“Fine. What time does school end tomorrow?” Itachi asked.

Naruto started the truck and pulled out of the parking lot. “Around noon, but we have a staff afterwards. There are some changes coming into effect that every teacher has to know about.”

“Like what?” Sasuke inquired.

Naruto turned red as a tomato. “No visiting spouses or significant others during lunch period.”

Itachi and Sasuke had similar smirks on their faces. They were sure they were the cause of that rule. They had ambushed Naruto on his lunch break one day and had sex in the teachers’ office located at the back of the classroom. The principle, Ibiki Morino, had not been happy when he came to talk to Naruto about taking another class and found the three of them a mess and smelling of sex.

“Perverts.” Naruto mumbled under his breath as he kept his attention on traffic. Naruto had almost been fired because of that little stunt. But Naruto had fought hard to keep it and had promised Ibiki that it would never happen again. And to this day Naruto had kept it.

It didn’t take long for the blond weave through the traffic and make it to their condo. After college the three had moved back to Konoha with Itachi and Sasuke taking over Uchiha Corp and Naruto settling into his teaching job.


The blond parked the truck and the three of them made their way to the condo. It was a nice establishment and Naruto figured that the brothers wouldn’t settle for anything less than the best. When they had asked him where he would have preferred to live, the blond just shrugged his shoulders and said as long as he was with them he didn’t give a shit.

It had taken the three men two weeks to find the condo and then purchase it. Neither brother wanted to live in a house; the mansion they grew up in was huge and they didn’t want to have that much space. They also didn’t want to deal with servants walking in on their time with Naruto or having to pay people to keep their mouths shut.

Itachi unlocked the door and Naruto whizzed past him, an orange blur of energy. The blond threw himself over the back of their black leather couch and flipped the TV on. Itachi just shook his head.

Thursday evenings after their visit with Madara, Naruto would rush to the couch as soon as they got home. The oldest Uchiha never understood why Naruto did this act of childishness. But he couldn’t deny Naruto nor could Sasuke.

“What’s so important on TV that you had to jump over the couch moron?” Sasuke asked as he crossed his arms.

“Well…Kakashi said he got a spot on the TV soap opera Icha Icha Konoha. And the episode airs today and I told him I wouldn’t miss it! Of course he probably hasn’t told Iruka and Iruka will call me and bitch at me while I pretend I don’t know jack shit about it. I wish the pervert would stop driving Iruka’s blood pressure up.” Naruto explained as he returned his gaze to the TV.

Sasuke smiled as he made his way to the kitchen and started to prepare the blonds’ ramen. Naruto turned around and was on his knees on the couch, head perched on his hands, and a cocky smile on his face. “Can I eat my ramen off your sexy body bastard?”

Sasuke snorted. “No moron I won’t you let and before you go and pout no. And before you go whine to Itachi no.”

Naruto’s face fell for a moment before a devious thought crossed his mind and his face once again had a smile on it. “Whatever you say bastard.”

Sasuke sighed. He knew by that tone of voice that Naruto was up to something and he knew that he wouldn’t like it. Naruto’s sexual escapades were interesting to say the least. While Itachi and Sasuke loved the thrill of public sex, the blond had a fascination of combining food and sex. The brothers only indulged him every so often and knew that the blond was gearing up for his favorite kink since it had been awhile since the last session for lack of better word.

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Minato raised an eyebrow as he heard a loud yell come from inside the condo. He looked to Fugaku for an answer, but all the Uchiha did was shake his head. The blond then wondered if it was safe enough to knock when a particularly loud moaned sounded from inside the room and he knew for certain it was his blond haired son.

“I think we’ll just come back later Fu, they’re obviously busy.” The blond said as he tried to leave, but was stopped by the Uchihas hand on his shirt.

“Oh no. We are going to interrupt them and embarrass the ever living daylight out of that pain in the ass son of ours.” Fugaku had a sadistic grin on his lips.

Minato hung his head. The Uchiha had seemed dead set on embarrassing Naruto every chance he got and when interrupting sex was involved, then that seemed to make Fugaku even more determined.

“Fu…please…can you let it go this once?” Minato had turned his huge baby blue eyes on the Uchiha and stuck out his lower lip. This was the face that got the blond anything he wanted.

Fugaku’s lips still hadn’t lost that sadistic smile. “I’m sorry love, but this is one thing that face will not talk me out of.”

Minato’s shoulders sagged as Fugaku beat on the door as loud as the man could muster. The blond heard a crash and a yell or two come from somewhere inside the condo and decided that no matter how much he loved his son, there were some things that he did not need to know.

A flushed Naruto opened the door so that only his blond head stuck out. “If you guys don’t mind waiting in the living room while we freshen up, you can come in.”

Fugaku raised an eyebrow but didn’t ask any questions, he simply nodded and waited until Naruto moved out of the way so he could go in. Minato was right behind Fugaku and was hoping that his husband would warn him of anything that was out of place.

Minato glanced over Fugaku’s shoulder and noticed there no questionable stains on the couch so the blond made his way over and sat down, his husband following his actions. Minato glanced around for the remote and found it on the coffee table in front of him and right before he clicked the TV on he heard his son yell. “Not now you bastards! Our parents are in the fucking living room!”

Minato stiffened for a moment before he turned his big blue eyes to Fugaku once again, begging to go home and visit the younger men another day. But the Uchihas told him that they wouldn’t be going anywhere for a long while. Minato moaned and leaned back on the couch and closed his eyes.

Then a small smile graced his lips. He wouldn’t do things differently if he had a chance to go back in time. His family may be dysfunctional but he loved them more than anything else in this world.

“What are you thinking about? You have that mushy smile on your face.” Minato cracked one eye open and Fugaku scowled.

“I was thinking about you asshole.” Minato grinned.

“Oh really? Were they dirty thoughts?” Fugaku smirked.

“No…pervert they weren’t. They were loving thoughts, not that you’d know what those were.” Minato growled as he crossed his arms and pouted.

“Awww, come on Minato! I was kidding! I have lovely thoughts about you all the time, granted most of the time you’re bent over the nearest piece of furniture, but still!” Fugaku exclaimed as he moved closer to his husband of five years.

When Minato ignored him, Fugaku had a dangerous glint enter his eye. “Let me show how lovely my thoughts are.” With those words, Fugaku pounced on his husband and proceed to kiss him senseless while his hand rode up under the blond’s shirt.

Fugaku’s fingers found Minato’s right nipple and he gave them a soft pinch. Minato moaned loudly as Fugaku attacked him mercilessly with his mouth and hands. He shimmied out of his shirt when the need for air broke their kiss.

Fugaku then worshipped his nipples with that sinful mouth while undoing his pants. The blond lifted his hips to help Fugaku pull his pants down his ankles. The Uchiha smirked when he realized that Minato had not worn any underwear and proceeded to deep throat his husband whose moan bordered on a yell, back arched.

“OH MY GOD! MY EYES! MY FUCKING VIRGIN EYES!” Naruto’s voice came from somewhere in the background. Fugaku smirked after pulling away from Minato’s erection, yes he loved teaching the blond brat a lesson.