Make Em British

"Nurse Adelei?" Naruto called, knocking on the red-head's door.

He paused for a few minutes, before he was met with the sexy tanned nurse once again, in a overly-sexy nurse uniform. Naruto had noticed right away since moving here that all the help, male and female, were young, and were always wearing really revealing uniforms. Was that part of the job requirement?

"Hey hon, how are you feeling?" she questioned, as usual. It was kind of a stupid question, considering that the answer is obviously 'bad'.

"Not good, that's why I'm down here," he answered, trying to hold back on the sarcasm.

"Tell me where it hurts," she instructed, as she motioned for him to sit on the examining table as she closed the door.

"Nurse Adelei, you're acting like I'm five…" he groaned.

"No I'm not, I've never seen a five year-old as sexy as you are hon, and if I had I'd be kind of scared. Now, point to where it hurts,"

He sighed, before complying and pointing towards his crotch. "Here."

She gave him a look, before questioning, "Are you messing with me Master Naruto?"

"No… that's actually the problem see…" he tried to explain, getting more embarrassed and flustered by the second. "I've kinda got that fever again for like the third time now. And… I've even tried jacking off to take off some of the edge, but it's just not working. Isn't there like any medicine you could give me?"

"Well gee hon there's nothing I can even give you for that," she explained, gesturing towards his already hard cock, quite evident in those sweat pants from earlier. "I mean, there's no medicine I can give you anyways. Besides, I thought by now that you'd figure out that the only way to cure that fever is to wait for 24 hours, away from all human contact, or… well, what do you think?"

"I can't even hardly think about anything but sex right now Nurse Adelei, and I know that's not right but I just can't take it anymore," he practically whined to the red-head.

"Quick question, how much did you have to drink at dinner?" Adelei asked, already knowing about the whole soda thing, but ordered by Nami not to tell.

"Um, about three glasses of Sprite. See, I was having a burping contest with two of the triplets, and I needed fuel," he chuckled weakly at his immature excuse.

'Good lord that's two more doses than usual!' she thought, hitting her forehead. Then she thought about something for a second, before saying, "Well, like I said, there's no medicine I can give you, but there is something else I can…"

"Rainer…" Hayden called, knocking on the door of his brother's new bedroom. He'd just got done looking at his own bedroom, and it was huge. He couldn't even begin to comprehend getting a huge room like that, when for many years he had to share a room with two other people. His brother was taking forever to answer, so he knocked harder and yelled, "Rainer!"

"What do you want? I'm busy!" Rainer yelled back.

"What are you doing that's so important that you can't talk to your brother for a second?" Hayden whined, trying to get his brother (who was like the 'older brother' of the triplets) to give in to him.

But he wouldn't budge. "Look, I'm busy we'll talk later!"

"Eh, you're being an ass. I'll just go talk to Addison then," Hayden groaned, heading a door down the hall, knocking on the door. "Addison are you o-" he began, before the smallest brother's door flew open.

"What do you want?" Addison spat, not in a very good mood.

"Geez, what is with you guys suddenly? Well actually you've been pissy all day but now Rainer is too…" Hayden sighed.

"It's complicated. You have a big mouth so I wouldn't tell you in a million years," he explained. "So I need to go-" he tried closing the door but his stronger brother held it open.

"Look, I'm serious, if you don't want me to tell anyone, I won't," Hayden promised.

"Both of the problems I'm having right now are very personal, you might not want to know,"

"I can handle it, you're my brother, we can handle very personal things,"

Addison let out a heavy sigh before explaining, "Ever since dinner, I've had this weird urge that I need to have sex with that blond. I just need to… my body wants to so bad although my mind is like 'eh'"

"…So are you going to?" Hayden asked, rather calmly, Addison noted.

"I'm trying to resist, but if I see him again… I don't know what I might do. So, I need to 'douse the fire', if you know what I mean, so I'll see you later," the younger brother explained, pushing his bigger brother out the door and slamming it.

Hayden just stood there, questioning, "'Douse the fire'? Wait… oohhh I get it now, hehehe."

Before he knew it, Hayden had locked eyes with the blue-haired little brother. "Hey posh, why're you all wrapped up like that?".

Edward just replied, "I'm about to take a bath, apparently. That's what the towel's for."

Hayden felt his cheeks heat up, embarrassed from asking such a stupid question. He wished he could've said something a bit smooth, but looking at Edward, he just couldn't. He was his little pale-skinned beauty, secretly of course. Because his brothers hated rich stuck up people, so he couldn't let anyone know he'd liked the guy since he'd seen him.

"…What?" Edward questioned, looking at the older boy.

"What?" Hayden wondered himself.

"Why are you staring at me?"

"Oh! Sorry about that…" Hayden mumbled, feeling stupider by the second. "I guess… I'll just leave you to that bath, okay?"

"O…kay," Edward responded slowly, giving the brunette a confused look.

"I mean, unless you wanted to invite me to join you in the bath or something…" Hayden suggested, not meeting the boy's ice cold eyes.

Edward only smirked in response, before stating, "That's real cute."

"What?" Hayden wondered yet again. "I'm not joking I really mean it!"

"No I meant that look on your face… that's really cute. You've got dimples and everything," Edward explained, still standing in the middle of the hallway, a pale red towel wrapped around his waist. For some reason, Edward felt that urge to bed Naruto being replaced with this guy, and he was being an almost whorish amount of flirty, in his opinion anyways.

Hayden racked his mind trying to find more flirtatious things to say, just like Rainer would, but he wasn't very good at this so far. "Well you… I don't even know how to describe you… your looks are worthless."

"Worthless?"

"Priceless! Damn… I meant priceless!" Hayden quickly tried to explain. God, he was turning into a mess.

Then, Edward just had a fit of laughter. "Wow… you are an interesting one, I tell ya. But, I'm sick of messing around, let's go," he explained, dragging Hayden into the bathroom.

To Be Continued