Awakening Desire

"We're back!" Hidan shouted as they enter the Akatsuki base, which was a cavern behind a waterfall blocked by a large rock with a barrier on it so only Akatsuki members could enter it.

"We were better without you... un!" The blonde bomber shouted from the living room.

"GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU FUCKING BLONDIE BRAT! SON OF A CHEAP UGLY WHOR..." He was cuts by a hard smack behind his head.

"Shut up." Kakuzu growled angrily. "We brought someone with us, where's the leader?" He said, making his way to the living room, followed by his double and white Hidan, who muttered insults to Kakuzu and Deidara as he went to the bathroom for a shower.

"Fucking old dirty miser and motherfucker blondie bitch… I'm going to take a fucking shower, since I couldn't take one at the fucking inn this afternoon!"

When Deidara saw the second zombie team, his mouth opened, incredulous, as he said his favorite word: "Un..."

"Black Hidan wants fucking!" The priest complains. He still didn't understands why white Hidan can said this word so many times in a sentence and not him. They looked at him, misinterpreting what he wanted to say, before Kuzu whisper to him quietly: "No Hidan, you don't swear. It's impolite!"

The priest frowned. "Black Hidan don't understand!" Kuzu sighed and tried to explain it in a way he would understand. "Well... when you say fucking it makes me... hum... angry... okay?"

Before the zealot could reply, the young blonde burst out laughing. "HAHAHAH! I... HAHA! I think I'm gonna die!" He said whilst holding his belly, laughing so loud that it woke up the other Akatsuki members who were not on a mission, Tobi and Zetsu.

"What's going on? Let's eat him for disturbing our sleep." Zetsu said in a sleepy voice, looking at Deidara who was still laughing.

The bomber artist tried to catch his breath, wiping the tears off the corners of his eyes. "There's two Kakuzu... and two Hidan... but the other Kakuzu and Hidan are soooo different from the duo zombies we know! The second Kakuzu just gently ask the second Hidan not to swear, because it makes him angry!" He explained and continued to laugh.

"I hate you." Kuzu frowned, his voice full of hatred.

"Ooh! The other Hidan's such a good boy! Good boys don't swear!" Tobi exclaimed happily, clapping his hands.

"No, black Hidan is not a good boy! Kuzu said black Hidan naughty boy!" Black Hidan said angrily to the orange masked nin. They all stayed silent for a moment and even Deidara stopped laughing.

Kakuzu cleared his voice. "Where's…"

"HE CALLS YOU KUZU! AHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!" The bomber teen laughed even louder.

"Deidara! Shut up!" Kakuzu said angrily, now getting annoyed at the younger Akatsuki member.

"Damn! I don't want a whole bunch of criminals calling me by that stupid nickname…" The other bounty hunter said, also annoyed.

"It seems like you don't have a choice, KUZU! HAHAHAHAHHA!"

"I'm going to chop your arms and legs off, put you in a plastic bag, and throw you in a river if you don't stop laughing now." The stitched man said in a threatening tone.

"Enough. We don't know where you came from, and it's pretty weird I didn't sense anything... Let us eat him for disturbing us while we were sleeping dammit!" Zetsu said, slowly coming near Kuzu and black Hidan.

"What do you mean?" Tobi ask curiously to his sempai.

"I mean... it's not a transformation jutsu... or anything like that. They just seem to really be like… twins… or something like that." Zetsu said, now about three inches away from Kuzu's face, looking intensely at him. Suddenly, he felt something wet poured on his head and turn around to see black Hidan, an empty water bottle in his hand.

Tobi and Deidara started to giggle quietly, not wanting a cannibal bi-polar plant-man to be angry with them. Zetsu and Kakuzu just looked at the black zealot confusedly.

"Why did you do that?" Kakuzu asked slowly. "Flowers drink water!" black Hidan said proudly.

"Yeeaaaah… I think he drinks water like us, you know?" Kuzu said with a small smile on his lips.

"Lets eat him! I must agree." The half-human, half-flytrap said angrily. Black Hidan immediately hid behind Kuzu. "Not eat Hidan! Eat Hidan hurt, Hidan not happy! Ego vos sacrificium Jashin-sama etiam si ausisasinum, edere deleat!" (I will sacrifice you to Jashin-sama if you even dare to try to eat me, ass wipe!)

"What did he said? Un?" Deidara asked, making his way towards black Hidan. "I don't know, I don't speak latin." Kuzu reply.

"Pein will arrive during the night. I suggest we all go to bed and stop shouting or pouring water on my head." Zetsu said and returned to his room, followed by Tobi.

"You'll have to sleep in our room… but you'll sleep in Hidan's bed. Anyway, he always falls on the floor when he sleeps." Kakuzu said as he walked in the same direction as Zetsu and Tobi to his room.

Kuzu was about to follow him but he felt Hidan pull on his shirt.

"Black Hidan hungry." He pouted cutely, hoping Kuzu would give him something to eat. "I don't have food Hidan… want some caramels?" Before he could answer, white Hidan come out of the bathroom, a towel around his waist.

"Ah Jashin! How I love a good shower!" He said, stretching his arms above his head. The blonde teen passed by Hidan's side and to go to the bathroom. "I hope you didn't take all the hot water, I want to take a shower too! Unh!"

"That's it! Go wash your fucking stinking big fat ass, Barbie girl." White Hidan smirks.

"You're just jealous because I'm prettier and stronger than you!" Deidara shoot back before slamming the door. Hidan was about to rant some insults at the blonde but Kakuzu stopped him before he even started. "You'll show black Hidan to the kitchen, he's hungry." He said firmly. He muttered some insults and treats to the blonde as he lead black Hidan to the kitchen. The two bounty hunters continued their way to the bedroom.

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The kitchen was vast, with a large wooden table in the middle of the place, a white fridge, a stove, many pantries, overhead cabinets and a large white freezer.

"Okay, I hope you know how a kitchen works. You just have to open the fridge or the freezer; grab something you like and eat it." Hidan said as he opened the fridge and grabbed a pudding. He turned around to see black Hidan staring intensely at the freezer. He sat at the table.

"Hey, do you want some pudding?" He said, handing him a spoon and some pudding. Black Hidan sat at the table and took the pudding, but he kept staring at the freezer behind white Hidan.

"You know… you're very lucky that Kuzu cares about you and loves you so much… I'm sorry about treating you like a slave; I think I didn't take it very well to be a fucking slave in another universe hehe…" He scratched the back of his head. Seeing his double didn't answer, he continue. "I wonder how it happened, but I'm sure you didn't let yourself into slavery willingly… Did you understand what I said?"

Finally, black Hidan looked at him, but the confused expression on his face told him that he didn't understand a single word that the other Jashinist had said.

He sighed. "We should go to bed or we'll be tired tomorrow. Pein will certainly give us a fucking stupid mission where we can't sacrifice virgins because it's not useful to the Akatsuki blah blah blah… but it's useful to me and I must sacrifice virgins to Jashin!" He stood up and proceed to go to his bedroom but when he realized that the other Hidan wasn't following him, he stoped and turned around.

"Hey? Damn, you sure are taking your time eating that fucking pudding." He said, but black Hidan didn't answer, looking at him whilst he continues eating his pudding. "I'm going to sleep now. I'll draw the Jashin symbol on our fucking door." He left him alone in the kitchen. When he heard the door close, black Hidan stood up and slowly went over to the freezer.

"Damned freezing thing, I should sacrifice you to Jashin-sama!" He raised his fist like he was about to punch it, but he stoped, his hand above his head, and looked at the freezer. It does this unusual soft sound, like an engine roaring… He put his hand on top of the freezer.

"Kuzu would be proud of me if I'm not afraid of that anymore… and the other Hidan will not think I'm a fucking crybaby… we will be able to sacrifice people for Jashin-sama and convert heathens!" He smiled at the last thought, took a deep breath and opened the door to the freezer.

"Ok… Nobody will lock me in that, nobody's here anyway…" he took a look in it. There's a lot of ice cream, pop tarts, pies… "What kind of organization is this?" He raises one eyebrow but he doesn't care. He takes a step in and stays still a moment before he enters the freezer completely, trembling he closes the door. After a couple of seconds, he rapidly opens the door and stands up, breathing heavily due to the fear of not being able to get out.

"I can open the door and get out when I want, I'm not locked in and I wont freeze." He tries to reassure himself and sits down again. He opens and closes the door repetitively until he was reassured and he finally sits down on a bunch of ice cream.

"I wonder who makes all those pies..." He thought, looking at a bunch of pies.

He was cut out of his thought when someone opened the door. He raises his head to see a certain red head with weird eyes looking at him curiously. Pein tilted his head and frowned.

"What are you doing in there Hidan? Trying to kill someone with your curse by freezing yourself?" When black Hidan didn't answer, he told him to go to sleep, but Hidan didn't move.

"What the heck does that damned ginger want from me?"

In Kakuzu and white Hidan's room

When he finished drawing the symbol of Jashin on his door, white Hidan stepped into his bedroom. It was dark so he couldn't see a single thing, but he sat down on his bed and proceeded to remove his clothes. He threw his cloak and pants randomly across the room, wearing only his boxer and laid down. Someone whispered next to him; "You took your time."

Hidan froze, but he relaxed when he recognizes the deep baritone voice of his partner… or the other one? His doubts where vanished when he felt a strong, callous hand gently caressing the side of his face and his hot body pressing against Hidan's. "He's Kuzu, for sure…" He didn't move, wanting to see what the stitched man would do.

Maybe the reason why he stayed still was not only that he was curious… but Kuzu will be angry when he realizes it's not his lover next to him, but Hidan doesn't want to move away. How long he had waited to be touched in such a delicate, lovely way… not roughly grabbed because his ritual was too long, not carelessly pushed aside because he was in the way or not ruthlessly fucked on the stone floor…

Just… Kuzu's hand slide down his side and made him breath heavily. Gently… His hand played along the waistband of Hidan's boxer, lightly sliding them down as the younger man shiver in anticipation. Touched… Kuzu whisper in his ear something about being quiet but the priest didn't really care, he closed his eyes just for one moment before the door suddenly opened.

"Fuck! Why did I draw a fucking Jashin symbol on the fucking door?" Hidan exclaimed.

Kuzu's eyes grew wide in realization. "You're the white Hidan?"

"You're sleep in my bed, what were you thinking?" Kuzu pushes him on the floor, but doesn't reply.

"Damnit! It's my fucking bed…" He started, trying to find his Akatsuki cloak to cover himself.

"Hidan?" a familiar voice said and they all looked at the door. Pein and black Hidan were standing outside their bedroom. White Hidan and the leader stared at each other for a moment. "Explanation. Now." The leader said in his usual tone as black Hidan quickly joined Kuzu.

Kakuzu sighs loudly. Damn leader, why can't he wait until tomorrow morning? He sat up and grabbed his pants of the floor next to his bed. "Alright, I'm coming…" He says sleepily, putting his pant on. As soon as he left the room, white Hidan jumped on Kakuzu's bed and comfortably laid down. Kuzu was about to tell him that Kakuzu wanted him to sleep on the floor, but he chose to take care of his own business, not wanting to start a fight with the priest and instead he cuddled with his lover.

In Pein office

Pein sat down on his chair and looked at the taller man as he sat down in the chair in front of him.

"I've just finish a mission. I only wanted to take a shower and sleep, so make it quick." The redhead said in his usual tone, trying not to sound too sleepy.

"We were about to came back to the base when we met them. The other Hidan said something about it being Jashin who sent them here, the other me doesn't remember how he ended up here and we sensed nothing wrong about them. They seemed to have the same jutsu as us. I have a reputation to keep and they may cause problems if they became allies with someone else, so I brought them here." Kakuzu explained rapidly.

He was right, Kakuzu and Hidan were missing nins from their villages, but some people didn't care about that, like Orochimaru… and it's a pretty bad idea to let them do what they want in an unknown universe.

"Humm… Yeah, I didn't notice the black Hidan wasn't the 'real' one, so if it's a transforming jutsu, it's a really strong one. Keep an eye on them until Itachi can examine them, just in case." Kakuzu nodded and returned to his room, leaving Pein alone in his office.

"Damn s-rank criminals… Always full of surprises…" He muttered to himself as he rested his head on his crossed arms, slowly falling asleep on his desk.

In Kakuzu and white Hidan's room

When Kakuzu returned to his room, he noticed that Hidan was on his bed, sleeping. He sighed and took off his pants. "He's going to fall on the floor anyways." He said to himself as he laid down, trying to ignore the young, hot priest sleeping by his side.

To be continued